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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2008, 07:42:39 PM »



Found this one in the images file

Great. thanks for posting.
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2008, 07:52:17 AM »

"Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word 'baruch,' which means one who's blessed. That's what he said, yeah. Obama had a harder time explaining his middle name, Hussein. Things got quiet there” –Conan O'Brien

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." --Jay Leno

"I don't know if you have seen this. It's everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It's been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers." --Conan O'Brien

"This is a big scandal. Yesterday, someone released a photo of Barack Obama wearing a traditional African dress. Yeah, as a result, Barack has been offered a starring role in 'Big Momma's House 3.'" --Conan O'Brien

"You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn't tell if he was running for president or bartender." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama was in New Hampshire Sunday. When informed of this, President Bush excitedly asked, 'Did we catch 'em?' --Seth Meyers
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 04:16:04 PM »

According to this headline, Obama is courting middle class voters...

Wow! Obama really goes the distance to get those votes.

I'm just glad Gov. Gilligan got off that island with the Skipper and the professor.
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2008, 12:30:13 PM »

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
Because there was not a body of water nearby for him to walk over.


Did you hear that Obama is currently in the Gulf?
Yep, Mexico has no idea what to do with him.


Did you hear Obama wants to supply the Marines with 1,000 new septic tanks?
When they learn how to drive them, he wants to use them to invade Pakistan.


How many Obama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve - 1 to blame it on Bush, 4 to form a committee, 6 to find and pack the bong, and 1 to call an electrician.


Have you heard that joke about Obama?
Well odds are he has, because his ears are freaking huge.

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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2008, 12:32:05 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2008, 01:11:47 PM »

This seems a bit racist if you ask me.  Either way Obama isn't Liberal, he's conservative.  I really wish you people would take a look at the whole political spectrum.


That's just not the way it is, they only want to bad mouth the other guy... *:)


But, yeah, "Jew whitey"...If that's not racist I don't know what is... :P
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2008, 10:15:22 AM »


WALKING EAGLE


Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s... it can no longer fly.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2008, 07:34:08 PM »

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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2008, 07:45:52 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2008, 12:02:03 PM »

Understanding the candidates plans for helping the homeless.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were
walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless
person.

The Republican, John McCain, gave the homeless person his
business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He
then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another
homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless
person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then
reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her
administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told the homeless
person to 'have hope...change is coming...' and gave him nothing. Now do you understand the difference?

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