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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2008, 12:24:38 AM »



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« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2008, 09:08:03 PM »

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright
 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Joe Biden
 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore
 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell
 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Hillary Clinton
 8:40 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry
 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Evan Bayh
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Babs Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Nancy Pelosi's Rack
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean
12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN IRAQ'S PRISONS - Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barack Obama
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2008, 11:07:40 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2008, 11:10:01 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2008, 08:52:27 AM »



The Nosh, Old Salt, Bedfordres, Kopke, and Diesel Dave still spouting the desperate Republican fabrications - very funny :D   after President Obama takes the office. - priceless, because he doesn't have a chance  ;D  :P
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2008, 01:28:28 PM »




Actually I think he's got quite a good one.
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« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2008, 05:52:15 PM »



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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2008, 11:57:39 PM »

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« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2008, 12:00:34 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2008, 10:33:38 PM »

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« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2008, 01:23:28 AM »

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« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2008, 01:30:46 AM »

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« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2008, 01:31:47 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2008, 11:47:38 PM »


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter
says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down
in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of
the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States
Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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