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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2013, 08:47:58 PM »

Sh*t outside! Not on the floor!!!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2013, 07:13:01 AM »

Are you in heatbitch?
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2013, 09:24:39 AM »

Get down! Get off the mailman!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2013, 04:18:58 PM »

Who's a good girl, who's a good girl. 
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2013, 05:28:34 PM »

Stop licking yourself
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2013, 09:33:32 PM »

Stop licking yourself

I wish I had to say that to my wife.  ;D
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2013, 09:50:35 PM »

....Your farts stink but they never make any noise.....

My dog could peel the walpaper (if we had any).

And she always parks herself under my feet (when I'm in the Lazy Boy) and farts (and leaves).....

Our other dog, a male has a habit of looking under girls dresses if the wife's friends stop by dressed up.  I'd like to do that too thinking about it............... ;D
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2013, 10:13:53 PM »

I wish I had to say that to my wife.  ;D

LMAO!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2014, 10:47:45 PM »

Nice hangy down parts.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2014, 11:34:26 PM »

Nice rumple area...... ;D
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2015, 02:44:17 PM »

If you pee on the carpet again, you'll spend the night in the yard.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2015, 06:22:53 PM »

Oi!  Get Up!  Get Out!

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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2015, 01:13:37 PM »

You littlebitch!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2015, 01:53:36 PM »

Hmmmm.... Should I try some of these on the wife??? Common sense tells me "NO" but....
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2015, 09:11:26 PM »

Stop biting me , a$$hole !!! , lol   >:(  :o :)
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