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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2007, 09:51:24 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2007, 09:53:51 AM »

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you :P
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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2007, 09:57:40 AM »

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you :P

No, that's because Bill just told us what "isn't" sex...LOL
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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2007, 10:01:29 AM »

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you :P

he couldn't even define it...  how could he have invented it....     besides, did we ever decide if it was or wasn't ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2007, 10:02:15 AM »

This is just about as much sex that I get at home.
 ;) ;) ;)

That's hilarious!
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« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2007, 10:04:30 AM »

It's nice to know that no matter how old we get, we still have enough energy to read, write, and think about it :)
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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 10:05:08 AM »

So who invented sex? ???


God invented sex, to be used as an enjoyable experience between a husband and his wife. This was another gift that God had given us for married couples to enjoy. Unfortunatly man has distorted this gift as well. Fornication (sex outside of marriage) Audultry, and Homosexuality.
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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 10:11:23 AM »

It's nice to know that no matter how old we get, we still have enough energy to read, write, and think about it :)

When I was little we would go to visit my Great Grandparents in Lansing...   great Grandpa would mostly just sit on the front porch in his rocking chair...    he'd sit and rock and smile...   I wondered what it was that he was smiling about...   I think I've finally figured it out ;) ;)
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« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 10:14:09 AM »


God invented sex, to be used as an enjoyable experience between a husband and his wife. This was another gift that God had given us for married couples to enjoy. Unfortunatly man has distorted this gift as well. Fornication (sex outside of marriage) Audultry, and Homosexuality.

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 10:15:54 AM »

Either that or he was singing "peaceful easy feeling" by the Eagles in his head!
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« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2007, 10:16:12 AM »

Gore did not invent sex.
Gore invented the snow job
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« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2007, 10:19:52 AM »

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.


I'm glad it was intended to be enjoyable.  With the trillion nerve endings down there it would be tough to pull off the act any other way.
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« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2007, 10:21:18 AM »

Right Answer.
God did invent sex.
God also gave a book of rules that govern sex.
When you do not obey the rules nothing good happens.
If you don't believe that, try to assemble a child's toy without reading the instructions.
It never turns out the way it should. Something is always missing.
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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2007, 10:22:22 AM »

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.


There you go making assumption based upon what you have heard from someone in the past, rather than sound biblical doctine. Hebrews 13:4 reads " Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but fornicators, and adulterers God will judge"  Translation: Anything that a husband and wife do in their bed is honored by God. Sex was meant to be enjoyed man distorted it.
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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2007, 10:26:52 AM »

There you go making assumption based upon what you have heard from someone in the past, rather than sound biblical doctine. Hebrews 13:4 reads " Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but fornicators, and adulterers God will judge"  Translation: Anything that a husband and wife do in their bed is honored by God. Sex was meant to be enjoyed man distorted it.

So oral and sodomy is alright?

I'm not being flippant, I'm just trying to clarify.
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