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Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« on: November 10, 2013, 07:58:10 AM »

Who want's a treat, who want's a treat!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2013, 08:17:24 AM »

LOL 

Roll over I'll rub your belly... 
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 08:33:30 AM »

LMAO, great potential in this thread.

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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2013, 08:54:37 AM »

Sit!  Stay!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2013, 08:55:15 AM »

Stop licking!!!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2013, 08:56:24 AM »

COME!!!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2013, 09:11:08 AM »

(Mayo, I think you just slam dunked this game for the win)  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2013, 09:14:31 AM »

(Mayo, I think you just slam dunked this game for the win)  ;D ;D ;D

(I was thinking the same thing!!!!)



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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2013, 09:37:35 AM »

Let go of the ball, let go of the ball.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2013, 09:39:03 AM »

Get out of the kitchen!

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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2013, 09:40:24 AM »

COME!!!

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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2013, 01:46:18 PM »

Aww! There's got to be more...


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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2013, 01:48:57 PM »

Fetch me a beer
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2013, 02:35:40 PM »

Move before I stick my foot  upyourass!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2013, 02:38:30 PM »

Go Sh*t in the neighbor's yard, I don't feel like cleaning it up.
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