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Title: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2013, 07:58:10 AM
Who want's a treat, who want's a treat!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Professor H on November 10, 2013, 08:17:24 AM
LOL 

Roll over I'll rub your belly... 
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 10, 2013, 08:33:30 AM
LMAO, great potential in this thread.

Skankybitch....I'd fear closing my eyes to sleep.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: MM1 on November 10, 2013, 08:54:37 AM
Sit!  Stay!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: livewire on November 10, 2013, 08:55:15 AM
Stop licking!!!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2013, 08:56:24 AM
COME!!!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: MM1 on November 10, 2013, 09:11:08 AM
(Mayo, I think you just slam dunked this game for the win)  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: AtypicalGirl on November 10, 2013, 09:14:31 AM
(Mayo, I think you just slam dunked this game for the win)  ;D ;D ;D

(I was thinking the same thing!!!!)



Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2013, 09:37:35 AM
Let go of the ball, let go of the ball.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: AtypicalGirl on November 10, 2013, 09:39:03 AM
Get out of the kitchen!

:D
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 10, 2013, 09:40:24 AM
COME!!!

Set, Game, Match Mayo!

I hand you my crown of best sexual innuendo of the year.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2013, 01:46:18 PM
Aww! There's got to be more...


Don't pee there!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Collegekid on November 10, 2013, 01:48:57 PM
Fetch me a beer
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 10, 2013, 02:35:40 PM
Move before I stick my foot  upyourass!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Collegekid on November 10, 2013, 02:38:30 PM
Go Sh*t in the neighbor's yard, I don't feel like cleaning it up.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: livewire on November 10, 2013, 11:42:56 PM
Stop drinking the toilet water!!!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Collegekid on November 10, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Stop licking your balls
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Professor H on November 10, 2013, 11:59:15 PM
get in your cage - Now
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 11, 2013, 06:06:48 AM
If you don't straighten yourass out now I'm dumping you out in the country.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: eriemermaid on November 11, 2013, 07:06:50 AM
"Stop licking me so much!!"
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 11, 2013, 07:37:24 AM
LOL.....gonna be hard to beat that one.  Gonna watch for a while now.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Professor H on November 11, 2013, 07:59:43 AM
why are you sniffing my crotch
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 11, 2013, 08:01:30 AM
No question, but the answer I typically hear......."I need more money!"
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Maverick on November 11, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
Get your nose out of there
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Monroe Native on November 11, 2013, 09:14:38 AM
don't sniff my butt!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: BigRedDog on November 11, 2013, 09:18:34 AM
The big red dog very seldom makes a quick trip outside to go potty.  She is certainly an outdoor dog at heart.  No matter how anxious she may have been to get outside she will walk far enough from the back door to figure out which direction the wind is blowing.  Then she will put her nose into the wind and stand there for the longest time taking in all the different smells.  We tease her that she's 'reading the news'.  It's even funnier to watch her when we let her out after we've been somewhere without her.  She will run out and go around and sniff all 4 tires...   we figure she can get some idea of where we've been by sniffing them.  Anyway, all of this can be pretty time consuming and sometimes I'm in a bigger hurry than she is so I'll say:

OK, get outside and go potty...   and if you hurry back in I'll have a treat for you!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 11, 2013, 10:23:42 AM
For cat owners.

Get you A** out of my face!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Professor H on November 11, 2013, 11:00:04 AM
Stop humping my leg.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 11, 2013, 06:04:55 PM
Damn, you stink!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: ShorTea on November 11, 2013, 08:42:59 PM
Now go back and bury that.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: livewire on November 11, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Sh*t outside! Not on the floor!!!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 12, 2013, 07:13:01 AM
Are you in heatbitch?
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 12, 2013, 09:24:39 AM
Get down! Get off the mailman!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Will Sweat on November 15, 2013, 04:18:58 PM
Who's a good girl, who's a good girl. 
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Maverick on November 15, 2013, 05:28:34 PM
Stop licking yourself
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Tiny on November 28, 2013, 09:33:32 PM
Stop licking yourself

I wish I had to say that to my wife.  ;D
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: SidecarFlip on November 28, 2013, 09:50:35 PM
....Your farts stink but they never make any noise.....

My dog could peel the walpaper (if we had any).

And she always parks herself under my feet (when I'm in the Lazy Boy) and farts (and leaves).....

Our other dog, a male has a habit of looking under girls dresses if the wife's friends stop by dressed up.  I'd like to do that too thinking about it............... ;D
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on November 28, 2013, 10:13:53 PM
I wish I had to say that to my wife.  ;D

LMAO!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: CatLady on April 21, 2014, 10:47:45 PM
Nice hangy down parts.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: SidecarFlip on April 21, 2014, 11:34:26 PM
Nice rumple area...... ;D
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Collegekid on January 05, 2015, 02:44:17 PM
If you pee on the carpet again, you'll spend the night in the yard.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Rick Rountree on January 05, 2015, 06:22:53 PM
Oi!  Get Up!  Get Out!

Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on January 07, 2015, 01:13:37 PM
You littlebitch!
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: Mayonnaise on January 07, 2015, 01:53:36 PM
Hmmmm.... Should I try some of these on the wife??? Common sense tells me "NO" but....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X42SZ2Oyq00 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X42SZ2Oyq00)
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: superspice_10 on February 24, 2015, 09:11:26 PM
Stop biting me , a$$hole !!! , lol   >:(  :o :)
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: CatLady on April 08, 2015, 07:33:36 PM
Cute belly.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on April 08, 2015, 08:01:24 PM
Are you in heat AGAIN?
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: SidecarFlip on April 08, 2015, 08:02:53 PM
Nice expanse....  (in reference to my pup's belly....)
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: FritzTheKat on July 27, 2018, 04:17:20 PM
You're whiskers tickle
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: SidecarFlip on July 29, 2018, 11:30:49 AM
Quit cleaning your butt, we have company..... ;D

Don't whizz on Aunt Molly's tires (with her standing there)..... ;D

Do you really have to take a dump here?.... ;D

It's not polite to fart in an enclosed room with guests............ ;D

Big black dog does all the above, regularly....
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: FritzTheKat on July 31, 2018, 12:29:40 PM
Quit trying to sit on my face...
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: SidecarFlip on July 31, 2018, 04:20:12 PM
Quit trying to sit on my face...

That sounds like a typical cat to me.  All they want to do is show you their butthole.
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: The Fuzz on July 31, 2018, 09:32:45 PM
Quit trying to sit on my face...

LOL.....EXCELLENT!

Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 01, 2018, 12:31:36 PM
That sounds like a typical cat to me.  All they want to do is show you their butthole.
Quite right sir...
Title: Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 01, 2018, 12:33:50 PM
LOL.....EXCELLENT!


I thought you'd like that one...