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Title: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on September 21, 2014, 11:29:40 AM
Cop car runs into Dunkin Donuts  ;D

Lets see some creative Captions... 

(http://raycomgroup.images.worldnow.com/images/4785841_G.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on September 21, 2014, 11:43:05 AM
"Luke Davis commandeered his squad car that he confiscated and rammed the Dunkin Donuts store because a person possessing a roach clip owned a large screen TV he had his eyes on."
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Post by: CatLady on September 21, 2014, 07:34:43 PM
Doughnut hole brought to you by your local police department.
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Post by: Monroe Native on September 21, 2014, 08:47:41 PM
Good thing we are Public Safety Officers - cause we are first on the scene!

Look - they got Doughnuts!

 ;D
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Post by: sammy on September 21, 2014, 09:28:50 PM
Brake time.
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Post by: excelsior on September 21, 2014, 10:01:07 PM


N.J. Doughnutgate:  MSNBC coverage goes 24/7; Holder launches investigation;  Chris Christie whereabouts unknown
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Post by: Maverick on September 27, 2014, 09:33:02 AM
Drive Thru's not working
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Post by: SidecarFlip on September 27, 2014, 09:57:08 AM
I got mine, you ain't getting yours.....
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Post by: Maverick on September 27, 2014, 01:46:21 PM
Damn that coffee's hot
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Post by: SidecarFlip on September 27, 2014, 09:37:17 PM
Not pertaining to the picture but, does Dunkin Donuts bake their own donuts in every store or are they like Tim Hortons and have them shipped in?

When I was a kid growing up, there was a Dunkin Donut shop not far from where I lived and they made them there.  Do they still do that?

The smells were out of this world btw.
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Post by: Tiny on September 27, 2014, 09:52:06 PM
"Last one in buys"
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Post by: FritzTheKat on September 30, 2014, 12:28:52 PM
I knew we should have gone to Timmy Ho's...
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Post by: Debimark on September 30, 2014, 02:39:44 PM
I see, I see Mr. Penrod............you and mr. Pierce were "just checking out the GPS attachments to be placed on the MCRC Trucks".........
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Post by: Professor H on September 30, 2014, 09:09:21 PM
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/4/1362392201920/PC-Anthony-Wallyn-and-PC--010.jpg)

Here's a new pic - ripe for captions...   ;D
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Post by: The Fuzz on September 30, 2014, 10:01:27 PM
"Ever tried reverse cowgirl?"
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Post by: Tiny on September 30, 2014, 10:32:57 PM
"The Bobby Who Shagged me"
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Post by: Professor H on October 01, 2014, 10:10:33 AM
([url]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/4/1362392201920/PC-Anthony-Wallyn-and-PC--010.jpg[/url])


Should we split the tab for lunch
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Post by: FritzTheKat on November 04, 2014, 04:22:30 PM
([url]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/4/1362392201920/PC-Anthony-Wallyn-and-PC--010.jpg[/url])


How's the view up there?
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Post by: Monroe Native on November 04, 2014, 05:42:31 PM
I totally could have dunked over you
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Post by: eriemermaid on November 04, 2014, 06:06:12 PM
Let me crawl between your legs!    8*
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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 04, 2014, 06:27:09 PM
([url]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/4/1362392201920/PC-Anthony-Wallyn-and-PC--010.jpg[/url])

GET IN MY BELLY!
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 04, 2014, 08:11:05 PM
'The air is fresher up here'.............
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Post by: Monroe Native on November 04, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Ohhhh.....  Sorry about that.  What?  You'll know in a second.
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Post by: Frenchfry on November 05, 2014, 07:18:07 AM
Do you happen to have flat spot on your head where I could put my beer  ;D
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Post by: Professor H on November 06, 2014, 10:20:43 AM
(http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713)
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 06, 2014, 10:26:55 AM
([url]http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713[/url])


Gotta love spring break!
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 06, 2014, 05:05:06 PM
([url]http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713[/url])


"Did you get that outfit from Luke Davis at a yard sale?"
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 06, 2014, 05:21:21 PM
"Did you get that outfit from Luke Davis at a yard sale?"

The cop or the a s s?
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Post by: Professor H on November 07, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
([url]http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713[/url])

I was just horsing around
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 07, 2014, 01:04:42 PM
"All I told her is that I was hung like a horse, officer."
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Post by: excelsior on November 07, 2014, 02:38:35 PM
([url]http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713[/url])


Yahoo!   Nothing runs like a deer....   wait, never mind...
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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 07, 2014, 02:45:09 PM
([url]http://cloud.scoutmob.com/upload/images/articles/seen/3474/captionthis.jpg?1333049713[/url])

YES! Hand cuff me you dirty dirty cop. Then pull out your stick and have your way with me!
YES!... YES!... YES!!
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Post by: Monroe Native on November 07, 2014, 06:32:17 PM
Oh - you want to get kinky right here on the beach?

Ride em cowboy!
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Post by: Professor H on November 09, 2014, 11:26:43 PM
(http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/large/3449.jpg)

I'm thinking some creativity will come out of this...  ;D
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Post by: Maverick on November 09, 2014, 11:33:22 PM
I was hoping for Danica Patrick but----Oh Well !!
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 10, 2014, 07:06:25 AM
"Michelin... A better way forward!!!"

or...

"Were you expecting the Pillsbury Dough Boy?"
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Post by: nails on November 10, 2014, 07:37:14 AM


" I knee'd you ".

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Post by: The Fuzz on November 10, 2014, 08:05:17 AM
Take it without the rubber hitting the road!
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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 10, 2014, 09:22:50 AM
LOL
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Post by: Professor H on November 10, 2014, 09:47:47 AM
([url]http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/large/3449.jpg[/url])

Mounting is Free  ;D
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Post by: Debimark on November 10, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
Introducing the Michelin Cougar......traction day and night. "You can drive in all conditions with the new Michelin Cougar. "
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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 10, 2014, 12:50:37 PM
([url]http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/large/3449.jpg[/url])

Traction, even in wet conditions.
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 10, 2014, 07:14:51 PM
'Back door Billy'....  no inference meant.
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Post by: Professor H on November 12, 2014, 08:49:59 AM
(http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo)

Ferguson police after all the UN restrictions
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 12, 2014, 10:07:10 AM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])

Ferguson police after all the UN restrictions


"What time does the parade start?"
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Post by: excelsior on November 12, 2014, 10:25:09 AM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])



Those Shriners are faster than they look.
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Post by: Maverick on November 12, 2014, 01:17:38 PM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])

Ferguson police after all the UN restrictions
These Budget cuts SUCK
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 12, 2014, 02:24:18 PM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])


Hammer down..............
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Post by: Debimark on November 12, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
The Dundee Police Dept. shows off it's new Cabellamobiles during a demonstration this afternoon.....
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 12, 2014, 04:24:13 PM
The Dundee Police Dept. shows off it's new Cabellamobiles during a demonstration this afternoon.....

Damn good caption..... ;D
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 12, 2014, 06:14:07 PM
"How much longer until out new MRAP gets here?"
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Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2014, 08:33:13 PM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])

Ferguson police after all the UN restrictions
Bet you're sorry you voted for those anti-government conservative/republicans now.  ;D
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 12, 2014, 08:38:56 PM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])



Could this be Frenchfry and Ducksoup???
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Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2014, 09:58:55 AM
([url]http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/styles/article/public/field/image/82775193.jpg?itok=CnvsO9eo[/url])

maybe we should rethink those carbon emission regulations  ;D
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Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2014, 10:01:19 AM
Here's one for the up coming holiday...  ;D

(http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555)
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 13, 2014, 10:05:36 AM
Here's one for the up coming holiday...  ;D

([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])


Dolly baby...  Nice hangers.... ;D
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Post by: excelsior on November 13, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
gobble, gobble

or

they are ready to eat when the little button pops up
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 13, 2014, 10:25:23 AM
Dolly baby...  Nice hangers.... ;D


That's Holly  (Holly Madison, former Playmate)...   not Dolly...

that's ok flip, I didn't recognize her with her clothes on right away either...

For those not familiar with her she's been more famous lately for working with PETA!

http://www.peta.org/features/holly-madison-nude-anti-fur-ad/ (http://www.peta.org/features/holly-madison-nude-anti-fur-ad/)

So, I guess an 'appropriate' caption might be something along...

"Well, there's no fur on this pair of Butterballs!!!"

For those interested here's a link to a few more photos of her woman handling the butterballs (entirely safe for work btw) ;) ;) ;)

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/64418980.html (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/64418980.html)
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 13, 2014, 10:26:09 AM
gobble, gobble

I'm sure she likes the way you think excelsior ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2014, 11:17:21 AM

([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])

Nice pair!
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 13, 2014, 05:43:36 PM


([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])


"The right one is definitely larger than the left one" ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: ShorTea on November 13, 2014, 06:35:27 PM
Here's one for the up coming holiday...  ;D

([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])


Gentlemen, bow your heads and give thanks.
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 13, 2014, 11:15:45 PM
Bet you're sorry you voted for those anti-government conservative/republicans now.  ;D

I spit some popcorn across the room on that one!

"My implants are about as hard as these frozen turkeys, squeeze them and see."
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Post by: Maverick on November 14, 2014, 01:23:54 AM
Implants for my sister
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Post by: FritzTheKat on November 14, 2014, 09:41:35 AM
Here's one for the up coming holiday...  ;D

([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])


Does this stuffing make my breasts look larger?
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Post by: Professor H on November 14, 2014, 10:28:57 AM

([url]http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/just-try-and-caption-that-i-dare-you.jpg?w=555[/url])

What kind of wine goes best with my premium breast
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Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 10:37:18 AM
(http://blogs.archives.gov/prologue/wp-content/uploads/0583.jpg)
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 18, 2014, 10:41:36 AM
Does this outfit make my backside look too big ??? ??? ???
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Post by: eriemermaid on November 18, 2014, 11:01:02 AM
No, you can not use my mattress when I am not laying on it!
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Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
([url]http://blogs.archives.gov/prologue/wp-content/uploads/0583.jpg[/url])


The original Ooompa Loompa's
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 18, 2014, 11:25:28 AM
"I wonder if this is how someone got the idea for pigs in a blanket ??? ??? ??? "

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/gmi-digital-library/6bbbcf38-a8ba-48dd-b419-4eea38283c53.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 02:07:50 PM
([url]http://blogs.archives.gov/prologue/wp-content/uploads/0583.jpg[/url])


Brings a whole new meaning to "tying one on"... 
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Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2014, 02:44:25 PM
Henry Ford's 1927 version of modern day  "Air Bags "
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Post by: nails on November 18, 2014, 05:08:40 PM
I'm just curious about what this picture is really portraying. ? ? ?

([url]http://blogs.archives.gov/prologue/wp-content/uploads/0583.jpg[/url])
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 18, 2014, 05:32:01 PM
I'm just curious about what this picture is really portraying. ? ? ?


I'm guessing the article at http://www.historybyzim.com/2013/06/mattresses-as-life-preservers-1917/ (http://www.historybyzim.com/2013/06/mattresses-as-life-preservers-1917/)

may actually be fairly accurate.  The guys all look like they're in a uniform which may well be a Navy uniform.  I do know that in the olden days (actually fairly recently) they used kapok in life preservers...   I've also heard that at one time it was used in mattresses...  so, when abandoning ship why not just wrap yourself in your mattress?  I'm sure it would make you float although I'm not real sure it would make you float right side up...  but might make body recovery real simple ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 10:36:50 PM
The picture is the same - but mine came from the US Archives website - a blog on pictures that you can add your own captions to.
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM
"Kwame's shower outfit."
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Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2014, 09:09:39 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 19, 2014, 09:14:15 AM
"I can't wait for this thing to cool down!"
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Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2014, 09:21:36 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg[/url])

I never said I wouldn't touch it with a 4' pole
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 19, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
The gleam in her eyes tell the story!
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Post by: nails on November 19, 2014, 10:49:02 AM


"Hot Sex" defined !

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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 19, 2014, 11:02:45 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg[/url])

Michelle Duggar is looking for new options to have the 20th child.
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Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2014, 12:23:11 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg[/url])

Is it considered dirty sex if you have to wear goggles and a glove?
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Post by: ShorTea on November 19, 2014, 02:34:29 PM
Finally! A glow in the dark one...
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 19, 2014, 04:33:01 PM
Sure as hell don't look like a little Red Volkswagen to me.................
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Post by: excelsior on November 19, 2014, 07:19:01 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg[/url])



I taught myself how to blow glass.
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Post by: eriemermaid on November 19, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
Do they come in a longer style?
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Post by: Professor H on November 20, 2014, 10:05:45 AM
(http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0008.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 20, 2014, 10:11:20 AM
"Iron Coffin Chapter of Arkansas Club Innovation Award goes to this creation."
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Post by: Professor H on November 20, 2014, 10:46:30 AM
([url]http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0008.jpg[/url])

A splinter group of riders enter Alabama
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 20, 2014, 01:48:22 PM
Ya gotta admit though, there is some genius illustrated in that construction.
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 20, 2014, 03:27:21 PM
Ya gotta admit though, there is some genius illustrated in that construction.


Here's one that's even an upgrade from the one the Prof posted...

might not be as fast on the road but he spent 6 months building it...

check out the handlebars!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJbS7VHbcko (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJbS7VHbcko#)
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Post by: Mayonnaise on November 20, 2014, 03:44:23 PM
([url]http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0008.jpg[/url])

I got Wood... and it Vibrates.... I bet you can't say that. ;)
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 20, 2014, 03:50:12 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption111814.jpg[/url])


Sounds like this might be the 'instructor' for this class:

Quote
As an artist, Drier focuses on forms of the human body and the organic shapes in nature.


I've visited the 'glass shop' at Dow Chemical on several occasions...   always was very interesting to see how they could make various shapes and designs ;) ;) ;)

Above quote from:  http://www.mlive.com/greatlakesbay/index.ssf/2009/01/midlands_creative_spirit_cente.html (http://www.mlive.com/greatlakesbay/index.ssf/2009/01/midlands_creative_spirit_cente.html)
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Post by: livewire on November 20, 2014, 06:10:10 PM
([url]http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0008.jpg[/url])



THIS is what happens when Orange County Choppers and Tim the Tool Man Taylor put their heads together!
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Post by: Maverick on November 21, 2014, 12:05:39 AM
A Woody
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 21, 2014, 08:42:26 AM
Just an observation on the photo...

That's a European style license plate on the car behind the 'woody'...

The street also looks like a typical street in Europe!

I guess since we're often attempting to duplicate Euro technology here in the US we'll probably be seeing more of these here soon ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 09:21:39 AM
Just an observation on the photo...

That's a European style license plate on the car behind the 'woody'...

The street also looks like a typical street in Europe!

I guess since we're often attempting to duplicate Euro technology here in the US we'll probably be seeing more of these here soon ;) ;) ;)
With a transplanted Alabama Fan... from the poster
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 21, 2014, 09:24:28 AM
With a transplanted Alabama Fan... from the poster

Probably that mental midget 'Big Mike'...

The bike looks like something his mind would have the ability to build ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 10:46:19 AM
Probably that mental midget 'Big Mike'...

The bike looks like something his mind would have the ability to build ;) ;) ;)
LOL!
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Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 10:47:53 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112014-500x375.jpg)
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 21, 2014, 11:01:12 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112014-500x375.jpg[/url])


Looks like Medusa's half sister...

that whole family is just a little strange :o :o :o
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 21, 2014, 11:03:11 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112014-500x375.jpg[/url])


"Rapunzel, Rapunzel,  let down your...."   

never mind...  wrong Gal ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 11:55:51 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112014-500x375.jpg[/url])

For those who like slippery nipples... 
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Post by: Professor H on November 24, 2014, 09:49:29 PM
Okay this one is less scary than the last  ;D

(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112114.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on November 25, 2014, 06:52:13 AM
Okay this one is less scary than the last  ;D

([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112114.jpg[/url])


I'm not so sure it's less frightening...

in fact when you give some thought to the use of a chain saw and the pattern the wood has been arranged in you very well may be dealing with a much more deranged 'logger' than Miss Nipples :o :o :o
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Post by: livewire on November 25, 2014, 08:32:47 AM
Okay this one is less scary than the last  ;D

([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112114.jpg[/url])


Gives a whole new meaning to the term "morning wood"!!!
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 25, 2014, 07:37:53 PM
Okay this one is less scary than the last  ;D

([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112114.jpg[/url])


You are barking up the wrong tree....
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Post by: ShorTea on November 25, 2014, 07:44:28 PM
All Bark. No Bite.
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Post by: ShorTea on November 25, 2014, 07:45:13 PM
She's just a little rough around the edges.
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Post by: Maverick on November 26, 2014, 12:24:59 AM
Wood you marry me ??
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Post by: livewire on November 26, 2014, 08:51:02 AM
Okay this one is less scary than the last  ;D

([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption112114.jpg[/url])


NOOO!!!!!!!!

The OTHER knot hole!!!!!!
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Post by: Maverick on November 26, 2014, 10:11:21 AM
Wood you like a warm washcloth ?
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 26, 2014, 10:32:57 AM
You don't have termites do you ??? ??? ???
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 26, 2014, 12:36:24 PM
What do you suggest for protection from splinters?
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Post by: Professor H on November 28, 2014, 03:54:59 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption11014.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 28, 2014, 04:33:03 PM
According to popular belief, it isn't slanted left to right!
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Post by: Professor H on November 28, 2014, 05:26:48 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption11014.jpg[/url])

Man walks up to the counter and wants to know what's the best thing to eat..   8)
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Post by: Maverick on November 28, 2014, 06:45:31 PM
I guess I'll have the Soft Taco special with a coke.
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 28, 2014, 08:41:25 PM
Care to try some of our fresh sushi?
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 28, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
...It's only fish on Friday. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Maverick on November 28, 2014, 11:26:51 PM
What all's in that Oriental Taco Special ?
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Post by: Professor H on November 28, 2014, 11:45:04 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption11014.jpg[/url])

So sorry -  I thought you said you wanted to eat suzi, not sushi 
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Post by: livewire on November 29, 2014, 08:19:49 PM
The REAL reason Chinese Restaurants are able to stay in business!
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Post by: livewire on November 29, 2014, 08:21:27 PM
That's a strange looking chop stick holder!!!
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Post by: The Fuzz on November 29, 2014, 08:35:18 PM
LOL, never thought of that aspect.  Perhaps she was trying to demonstrate how to use chop sticks.
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 30, 2014, 09:10:56 AM
Are you two 'identical' twins ??? ??? ???
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Post by: BigRedDog on November 30, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caption11014.jpg[/url])


(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbak6q9MxA1r96x5s.gif)
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Post by: Monique on November 30, 2014, 09:14:09 PM
And to think that the MEN Admin used to immediately take down pics of pink thongs!

But a young woman spreading her legs is AOK.

Christ on a cracker, this place has gone to shyte.

BTW, all of you "gentlemen" who saw fit to post misogynistic 'captions' on this picture--you have lost respect in doing so. You all have children--what if this was your daughter?

Disgusting.
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Post by: Professor H on November 30, 2014, 09:39:08 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caption102214.jpg)
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 30, 2014, 09:39:49 PM
Why konw that ain't Fry standing there....  He prefers men over women or so he alludes....
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 30, 2014, 09:40:34 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caption102214.jpg[/url])


Where is the Obama urinal so I can pizz on him.....?
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Post by: SidecarFlip on November 30, 2014, 09:41:57 PM
And to think that the MEN Admin used to immediately take down pics of pink thongs!

But a young woman spreading her legs is AOK.

Christ on a cracker, this place has gone to shyte.

BTW, all of you "gentlemen" who saw fit to post misogynistic 'captions' on this picture--you have lost respect in doing so. You all have children--what if this was your daughter?

Disgusting.

Go take some Ritalin and shut up.
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Post by: Professor H on December 01, 2014, 09:30:54 AM
And to think that the MEN Admin used to immediately take down pics of pink thongs!


(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/caption020514.jpg)

Darn auto correct I typed in Pink Thong and got Pink Throng   ;D
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Post by: Professor H on December 01, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/caption032714-500x281.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on December 01, 2014, 09:33:26 AM
The one time you want to be on that sh it list...   ;D
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 01, 2014, 06:31:45 PM
BTW, all of you "gentlemen" who saw fit to post misogynistic 'captions' on this picture--you have lost respect in doing so. You all have children--what if this was your daughter?

Sorry to offend you, you know I wouldn't do it to you directly!

Funny you brought up the topic about "What if it was your daughter?" as this was a topic of one of my morning coffee visits with the Maintenance and Technical Service Group at one of our plants.  We concluded that men (fathers of daughters) can somehow not let that enter the equation for say even a visit to an adult entertainment establishment, or even watching porn.  I can't explain it, and nor could they.

Men, and I will venture to say a HUGE majority of men, do as you say in objectifying them.  I guess men really are pigs as most women will say.  Those men who say the don't are either lying to themselves and others, or just in denial.........until a nice shapely young lady passes by them in a store.
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Post by: livewire on December 01, 2014, 08:17:53 PM

BTW, all of you "gentlemen" who saw fit to post misogynistic 'captions' on this picture--you have lost respect in doing so. You all have children--what if this was your daughter?


What if this was my daughter?

My daughter wouldn't sit on a fast food restaurant counter, and spread her legs like that.
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 01, 2014, 08:59:49 PM
Me, I don't have a daughter, I have a son and he's probably as dirty as I am..... ;D  I like the chop suey gal better than the urinals anyday and way better than the commodes.
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Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2014, 02:28:34 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/caption040414-500x312.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 04, 2014, 07:32:28 PM
LOL, I'm speechless, but I think that is the Mayor of Chicago's personal limousine given to him my the Clinton's.
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Post by: ShorTea on December 04, 2014, 08:06:53 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/caption040414-500x312.jpg[/url])


" He had three sons, She had three daughters, and together they became...The Walmart  Bunch."
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Post by: CatLady on December 04, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
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Shop 'til you drop - or the car's full!
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 04, 2014, 09:14:22 PM
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1235732758_dog_spinning_pn_turntable.gif)
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 05, 2014, 09:13:57 AM
([url]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1235732758_dog_spinning_pn_turntable.gif[/url])


Is it related to Moaner?
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Post by: Professor H on December 05, 2014, 10:22:10 AM
Dizzy Dog does DJ
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 05, 2014, 01:35:55 PM
"Bitchesinheat make my head AND body spin!"
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Post by: Professor H on December 06, 2014, 09:19:00 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120414.jpg)
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 06, 2014, 09:54:59 AM
I kept at it until she was nothing but bones.
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Post by: BigRedDog on December 06, 2014, 01:51:55 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120414.jpg[/url])


"Good girls bend at the knees...

bad girls bend at the waist" :o :o :o ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 06, 2014, 02:00:30 PM
As OJ said, you can clearly see I was not the right height to do her like that without a step stool.
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Post by: nails on December 06, 2014, 03:41:06 PM

Is that what they call a boner?
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Post by: Professor H on December 06, 2014, 03:45:05 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120414.jpg[/url])


And if you hear the sounds from the TV show "flipper"
(uh oh..  uh oh..  uh oh...)
and she's shaking her head back and forth
  you know it's in the wrong spot
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Post by: Frenchfry on December 07, 2014, 02:52:18 AM
What if this was my daughter?

My daughter wouldn't sit on a fast food restaurant counter, and spread her legs like that.
What would you do about it...shoot her?  8*
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Post by: livewire on December 07, 2014, 09:30:28 AM
What would you do about it...shoot her?  8*

You are sick.  Go fvck off.
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 07, 2014, 09:46:52 PM
Not worth replying to Live.  Consider the source, a scant step above Aqualung.
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Post by: Professor H on December 09, 2014, 12:19:00 AM
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10802048_10150459928904955_4449866443444190910_n.jpg?oh=58667ceb2952a5b4aa1bd87085e4f4d9&oe=54FA19F8)
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Post by: Professor H on December 09, 2014, 12:19:39 AM
 Sorry I can't make it go away...   ;D
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Post by: Maverick on December 09, 2014, 08:31:19 AM
Modesty dictates that I wear underwear
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Post by: Professor H on December 09, 2014, 08:59:55 AM
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10802048_10150459928904955_4449866443444190910_n.jpg?oh=58667ceb2952a5b4aa1bd87085e4f4d9&oe=54FA19F8)

Honey I can't find the Diet Spaghetti Sauce
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 09, 2014, 06:29:26 PM
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10802048_10150459928904955_4449866443444190910_n.jpg?oh=58667ceb2952a5b4aa1bd87085e4f4d9&oe=54FA19F8)

No comment, none needed.....
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Post by: Professor H on December 10, 2014, 01:32:14 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120914-500x375.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on December 10, 2014, 01:34:54 PM
Sorority Christmas card?
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Post by: Maverick on December 10, 2014, 05:25:57 PM
([url]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1235732758_dog_spinning_pn_turntable.gif[/url])

Dizzy Bit#h
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 10, 2014, 10:23:35 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120914-500x375.jpg[/url])


We all know those aren't Monroe County gals......  to nice looking.
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Post by: Maverick on December 10, 2014, 11:26:48 PM
We all know those aren't Monroe County gals......  to nice looking.
There's a couple of corn fed ones in there !!
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Post by: livewire on December 11, 2014, 08:47:00 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120914-500x375.jpg[/url])


Ok ladies, now lets try this pose again WITHOUT the pom poms!   ;D
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 11, 2014, 09:33:24 AM
There's a couple of corn fed ones in there !!

More cushion for the push'in....... ;D
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Post by: Professor H on December 11, 2014, 11:48:58 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption120914-500x375.jpg[/url])

UEA must mean something fun  But it's all Greek to me
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Post by: Tiny on December 13, 2014, 04:22:33 PM
University of East Anglia
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 17, 2014, 02:05:56 PM
United Arab Emirates
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Post by: Professor H on December 20, 2014, 12:16:32 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption121914.jpg)
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 20, 2014, 07:20:04 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption121914.jpg[/url])


Is this one of the 'Bondage Master's girlfriends???
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 20, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
"Now, Now Brian and Prof!  You two play nice, and MN, stop lagging behind the others and get up here like a big boy!"
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 20, 2014, 10:30:05 PM
"Now, Now Brian and Prof!  You two play nice, and MN, stop lagging behind the others and get up here like a big boy!"

That...is downright COLD.
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Post by: BigRedDog on December 21, 2014, 06:58:10 AM
That...is downright COLD.

Here's one that's not quite as 'cold' Flip...

This one has actually been in the news in the last few days:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Aw-EiIYAALTUX.jpg:large)
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 21, 2014, 07:31:38 AM
"Now, Now Brian and Prof!  You two play nice, and MN, stop lagging behind the others and get up here like a big boy!"

Nope.

I'm not in management.

I don't have to crawl around on my knees like you do.

 8*
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 21, 2014, 08:41:14 AM
LOL, Touche!  See, I can take that without whining and in humor.  I got my Big Boy pants while working on the floor long before my management days.

BRD......you know every time he poses for a picture like that that he just has to grin inside knowing how that will still drive public opinion crazy.

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Post by: Monroe Native on December 21, 2014, 09:02:09 AM
Who is whining?

I still work out on the floor much of the time, everytime I hit the road, and the barbs still fly out there, all in good fun.  Its like being back in the high school locker room.  Its one of the big reasons I decided to not pursue management at this company.  I enjoy hanging out with the guys on the floor building and checking cars FAR more than I enjoy going to meetings with the ladder climbers, and playing their silly games.  If I got promoted that would all end.  I would rather do what I enjoy then pursue prestige and "power," and the money is fine where I am at.

I have to hand it to Bill for not sneaking those hands around for an impromptu Breast Exam.

He showed an incredible amount a self control there.
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 21, 2014, 09:21:04 AM
Yea, I totally understand what you are saying there in regard to management.  I've been lucky not to get stigmatized like that, but I always put a lot of effort into open communication and not conveying a persona of "better than thou" to our hourly associates.  Especially in the technical groups such as Maintenance and Tooling.

I always came in on weekends and rolled my sleeves up to help with new equipment installations, and stayed many hours after most salaried folks had left for the day working with the Tooling group on repairs and subsequent tryouts.

To this day, my first steps into the plant go through the plants and not the front office.  I catch shift change out in the Maintenance shop and we will have our morning coffee and shoot the breeze.

It takes effort and communication to not be perceived as a typical Management grunt.
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 21, 2014, 09:44:51 AM
Yep!  You are staying engaged.  You are still allowed in the plants at your company.

But if I take a promotion then the hands on dry up, and the power points and meetings go up.  A plant visit would be for a day at most - and then for a "key persons" this or that. 

I'd rather be the one feeding the information into the key persons meeting then the person making the power point and presenting it.

The funny thing is more VP's know me than know than know my Manager and SR Manager.  I'm always there when they come out to see an issue - because I'm always there working actually working on it.  If I wanted promoted - I have the connections that the ladder climbers are always trying to make.  I'm only too happy to let them jump in front and talk to them, but when they ask me my opinion - hey - I have to answer - right?
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 21, 2014, 09:53:23 AM
Yep!  You are staying engaged.  You are still allowed in the plants at your company.

Actually......I see it as part of my job in overseeing the design and engineering of my product/project, then the subsequent phases of procuring the tooling and equipment necessary to manufacture it at quality and cost objectives, and of course on time.

You know my company......we have always been known to keep our overhead costs down by remaining a relatively flat organization.  I/we don't have layers (although that has changed somewhat over the years with growth) of management I have to go through to hit the top decision makers.  That is only two layers for me, but when we were smaller it was only one.

What that flat organization allows me to do is get things done quickly without a lot of dreaded bureaucracy.

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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 21, 2014, 04:02:50 PM
Yep!  You are staying engaged.  You are still allowed in the plants at your company.

But if I take a promotion then the hands on dry up, and the power points and meetings go up.  A plant visit would be for a day at most - and then for a "key persons" this or that. 

I'd rather be the one feeding the information into the key persons meeting then the person making the power point and presenting it.

The funny thing is more VP's know me than know than know my Manager and SR Manager.  I'm always there when they come out to see an issue - because I'm always there working actually working on it.  If I wanted promoted - I have the connections that the ladder climbers are always trying to make.  I'm only too happy to let them jump in front and talk to them, but when they ask me my opinion - hey - I have to answer - right?

I didn't know management at McDonalds was so intense..... ;D
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 21, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
I didn't know management at McDonalds was so intense..... ;D

You know it is!

Gotta get those nuggets out while they are HOT!

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWIL1am6IyJTBS9sXmcvym0qXjHvZd28psygBbDQLY3hSb8HiS)
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 21, 2014, 10:16:00 PM
I've always had doubts about the content of boneless chicken nuggets...........
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Post by: Professor H on December 22, 2014, 10:05:11 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption121214-500x373.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on December 22, 2014, 10:06:29 AM
Is this why the bike path had to be redone?   

and who tripped and fell after their viagra kicked in  ;D
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 22, 2014, 01:22:51 PM
"And Kids, this is the spot where the Jolly Green Giant fell face first into the river."
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Post by: Professor H on December 22, 2014, 04:45:22 PM
I believe around here it would be Paul Bunyon... 
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Post by: Tiny on December 22, 2014, 08:33:08 PM
King Kong was here.
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 25, 2014, 04:41:20 PM
(http://monroenews.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2014/12/24/police_1224_alex_1_t1200.JPG?57a0c2296240c280e9492005c3cad63e7cbe80f4)

Man - That dog ran out in front of me and I had no where to go!

And then the Brakes locked up!

Heck no - I was going UNDER the speed limit!

The tires are old - thats why the marks are so long and black!

(That is actually an excuse I tried on my parents when I brought their car home looking like this)

 :P
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 25, 2014, 04:55:07 PM
"The ladder truck handles much better at high speeds!"
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 25, 2014, 05:11:07 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption121214-500x373.jpg[/url])


Courtesy of MCRC
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 25, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
([url]http://monroenews.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2014/12/24/police_1224_alex_1_t1200.JPG?57a0c2296240c280e9492005c3cad63e7cbe80f4[/url])


Just testing the push bar boss..........
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Post by: Professor H on December 25, 2014, 06:52:33 PM
Anyone have the combination to the orange doughnut case?

 
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Post by: SidecarFlip on December 25, 2014, 07:04:51 PM
I think Josh does.... ;D
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Post by: Monroe Native on December 25, 2014, 09:21:11 PM
Okay - I will swear it was okay when you parked it out back last night, and when you got up this morning - it was just GONE!
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Post by: Professor H on December 25, 2014, 10:20:53 PM
Adam 12  be on the lookout, there's been a report of the Troll playing tricks again.
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Post by: BigRedDog on December 25, 2014, 10:57:41 PM
Adam 12  be on the lookout, there's been a report of the Troll playing tricks again.


(http://adam12code3.com/adam12_thebeast_flash.gif)
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Post by: Professor H on December 30, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/captionthis122414.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on December 30, 2014, 03:32:12 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/captionthis122414.jpg[/url])

Elf on a Shelf at the Fuzz residence...
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Post by: The Fuzz on December 30, 2014, 05:29:58 PM
I suppose the brunette could be Kim Kardashian.    ;D

"Gals, the Puddin' Pit is open for business!  Proper attire not required, nor allowed."
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Post by: Professor H on January 01, 2015, 10:36:17 AM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption122314.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on January 01, 2015, 10:37:36 AM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caption122314.jpg[/url])

Welcome to our camp - we encourage you to explore the bush
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Post by: The Fuzz on January 01, 2015, 10:49:04 AM
"Time for a trim!"
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Post by: Maverick on January 01, 2015, 04:11:39 PM
Just behind the cameraman, Paul Bunyon quickly unfastens his suspenders.
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Post by: The Fuzz on January 01, 2015, 04:12:51 PM
LMAO.......and we have a winner, good one Mav!
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Post by: Collegekid on January 05, 2015, 02:23:50 PM
(http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif)
http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif (http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif)
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Post by: nails on January 05, 2015, 03:46:07 PM
([url]http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif[/url])
[url]http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif[/url] ([url]http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/innuendo/040.gif[/url])


Speaking of Kim Kardashian . . .

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Post by: Professor H on January 07, 2015, 11:53:17 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption010715.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on January 07, 2015, 11:54:05 PM
Curious if this is where the term Jar Head came from?
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Post by: Collegekid on January 07, 2015, 11:55:40 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption010715.jpg[/url])


I'll be the next Mr. Monroe for sure now.
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Post by: Professor H on January 16, 2015, 05:54:59 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011515-500x320.jpg)
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Post by: Professor H on January 16, 2015, 05:58:18 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011515-500x320.jpg[/url])

The ladies were in awe - having stumbled upon
a pissing contest between the Fuzz and MN ... 
something about the loser having to wear Hello Kitty briefs   ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Monroe Native on January 16, 2015, 07:56:58 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011515-500x320.jpg[/url])


At least they aren't peeing on the seat and floor for once.
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on January 16, 2015, 08:17:01 PM
"Check this out, Fuzz will take aim on him any second now!"
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on January 16, 2015, 10:30:00 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011515-500x320.jpg[/url])


The only request the town made to the designer...   

Make sure the wading pool has warm water    ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on January 17, 2015, 09:15:40 AM
OK Marie, which one do you want to service?
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on January 20, 2015, 11:38:07 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011915.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on January 20, 2015, 11:40:04 PM
 
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011915.jpg[/url])


The only award I earned in college...   ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Frenchfry on January 30, 2015, 02:30:27 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption011915.jpg[/url])
The first fecal transplant?
Yep...the full of crap righties may now be useful.
http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/ (http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on January 30, 2015, 11:01:41 PM
(http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption012315.jpg)

The ride to work - for the undercover soft drink police in New York
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: CatLady on April 08, 2015, 07:36:59 PM
([url]http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caption012315.jpg[/url])

Who is the clown that didn't pay?
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 05, 2015, 12:18:37 PM
Someone reminded me of this topic...  time to revive it!

(http://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 05, 2015, 12:26:15 PM
(http://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

So that's what a tramp stamp looks like   ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on October 05, 2015, 01:25:17 PM
I always like this thread.

Is that GW?
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on October 05, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
If it is W.........."See Colin, I knew I had that map of where the WMD's stored somewhere safe!"
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on October 05, 2015, 01:28:06 PM
I always like this thread.

Is that GW?


Yes it is ;) ;) ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEc1daWnyGo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEc1daWnyGo#)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on October 06, 2015, 09:15:54 AM
Yes...   this is the thread I was looking for ;) ;) ;)

(http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg)

Unfortunately most of the captions I came up with I probably shouldn't post here ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: CatLady on October 06, 2015, 10:14:00 AM


([url]http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg[/url])



Our Radisson stock just went up!
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on October 08, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
(http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg)

Got that little hussie off 5 times before we got here!


Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: SidecarFlip on October 08, 2015, 07:40:02 PM
([url]http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg[/url])


Smell my fingers...............
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 08, 2015, 11:17:17 PM

([url]http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg[/url])


Keep the applause down - we're not done yet  ;)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on October 09, 2015, 08:59:57 AM
Yes...   this is the thread I was looking for ;) ;) ;)

([url]http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-08/09/toddcoursergamrathousefloor_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg[/url])

Unfortunately most of the captions I came up with I probably shouldn't post here ;) ;) ;)


I wonder if that's the same hand he's accused of having in the cookie jar ??? ??? ???

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQuKUaNWwAACAiD.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 09, 2015, 11:20:13 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bikini-girl-sheep.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: livewire on October 10, 2015, 07:02:34 AM
Achmad's dating site - Choose:  A, B, C or D.


([url]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bikini-girl-sheep.jpg[/url])


Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on October 10, 2015, 08:07:31 AM
Hey, there isn't even any wool underneath that string bikini bottom.
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on October 10, 2015, 08:45:55 AM
I think I see a four leaf clover over there!!!

Ironically I saw that photo just a few days ago...

Marisa Miller in Sports Illustrated.  She was a very popular model there until Kate Upton kind of 'bumped' her out!!!

Here are a few more for those that aren't fans of the sheep:

http://heavy.com/action/girls/2011/05/the-20-hottest-photos-of-marisa-miller/ (http://heavy.com/action/girls/2011/05/the-20-hottest-photos-of-marisa-miller/)

This one is probably my favorite picture of her...

looks like the sheep ate everything but her I-pad ;) ;) ;)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_XX25aZM--/18s049848tm65jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on October 10, 2015, 09:02:25 AM
"Come whisper in Siri's ear!"
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: SidecarFlip on October 10, 2015, 09:12:55 AM
[url]http://heavy.com/action/girls/2011/05/the-20-hottest-photos-of-marisa-miller/[/url] ([url]http://heavy.com/action/girls/2011/05/the-20-hottest-photos-of-marisa-miller/[/url])
([url]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_XX25aZM--/18s049848tm65jpg.jpg[/url])


The reception stinks down here.....
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on October 10, 2015, 09:34:57 AM
How do I put this on 'vibrate' ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 10, 2015, 09:50:47 AM
([url]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bikini-girl-sheep.jpg[/url])

Psst...   tell them you're allergic to lambskin
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on October 10, 2015, 09:54:57 AM
([url]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_XX25aZM--/18s049848tm65jpg.jpg[/url])

Ads Apple couldn't publish - this one introduces the Itouch model  ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on January 24, 2016, 11:42:07 PM
(http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/caption012216-500x407.jpg)

Goes well in wine bottle tree country
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on February 02, 2016, 10:27:18 AM
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/1/5/1/1/9/9/caption-this-68876989112.jpeg#caption%20this.%21%21)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: The Fuzz on February 02, 2016, 10:33:46 AM
"Here ya go Fuzz, try getting this one off in 4 seconds with one hand!"
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: CatLady on February 02, 2016, 07:18:44 PM
([url]http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/1/5/1/1/9/9/caption-this-68876989112.jpeg#caption%20this.%21%21[/url])


So that's where the twins are hiding!
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: SidecarFlip on February 02, 2016, 10:46:23 PM
([url]http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/1/5/1/1/9/9/caption-this-68876989112.jpeg#caption%20this.%21%21[/url])



Is that a product of Dow Chemical??? ;D
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: SidecarFlip on February 02, 2016, 10:47:41 PM
([url]http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/caption012216-500x407.jpg[/url])


Talk about a flaming a'hole.....
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on February 03, 2016, 02:54:39 AM
([url]http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/1/5/1/1/9/9/caption-this-68876989112.jpeg#caption%20this.%21%21[/url])

That Flint water after all the treatments
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on February 03, 2016, 08:34:28 AM

Is that a product of Dow Chemical??? ;D

Are you suggesting a silicone job?

I think you mean Dow Corning...   

both up in Midland and Dow Chem is in the process of purchasing Corning's interest so I guess it will soon all be Dow Chem ;) ;) ;)

Apparently she's had plenty of 'work' done on her assets but none of it was silicone.  According to her Wiki sight:

Quote
Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an DD cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string, which has been since been abandoned as a common procedure in the United States and the European Union because of the potentially unlimited growth side effect, but has been used in breast enhancement surgery procedures in South America. More specifically, in some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces and usually at sometimes dangerously accelerated rates. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 15,000cc as of October 2011. She stated on her website news/blog and FAQ that number had increased to 18,000cc as of summer 2014 and then increased to 21,000 cc as of December 2014.[1]

More at:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on February 03, 2016, 10:16:15 PM
And i thought the picture was doctored...  she's real eh?
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: BigRedDog on February 03, 2016, 10:20:24 PM
And i thought the picture was doctored...  she's real eh?

LOL...

yes, she's a real person but it's also safe to say she's been doctored (as opposed to the photo)...

bottom line...

she's not 'natural' ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Professor H on February 18, 2016, 01:02:57 PM
(http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/caption020416-500x680.jpg)

Tea Party Patriot's selfie
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Tea Party Patriot on February 18, 2016, 01:10:57 PM
Love it!  How did you get ahold of that?
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: excelsior on February 18, 2016, 01:38:34 PM
Tea Party Patriot's selfie


I pictured him holding a Bernie sign:


(http://unsavoryagents.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/shit_site_toy.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption that Picture...
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2016, 06:08:02 PM
([url]http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/caption020416-500x680.jpg[/url])

Tea Party Patriot's selfie
Well that IS how I imagined many teabaggers look.

I think SCF wears panties similar to those under his depends.  ;D

Power went out for a minute or two in the middle of typing this...but Chrome restored everything for me.