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Title: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 06, 2008, 10:23:12 AM
John McCain visited Walter Reed Hospital but his staff refused to say why. It's no secret why. The cable news networks were so busy covering Hillary and Obama that John McCain went in for a colonoscopy just to get a little camera time.  (comedian Argus Hamilton)


      In California, a high school student who's an illegal immigrant is about to be deported, but since he's the school's valedictorian, he's asking President Bush to help. Bush told the valedictorian, "Don't worry, I'll never let them send you back to Valedictoria." (Conan O'Brien) 


    The Senate Intelligence committee reported Thursday that President George W. Bush and his top policymakers misstated Saddam Hussein's links to terrorism and ignored doubts among intelligence agencies about Iraq's arms programs as they made a case for war. It's nice to know the Senate is on top of things -- and apparently read Scott McClellan's book. (Joe Hickman)


    John McCain says America must get off of fossil fuels. That shows you what a maverick he is. Here you have a fossil saying we must get off of fossil fuels. (Jay Leno)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lethlweapn on June 06, 2008, 10:36:55 AM
Here's a REAL political joke for you, although I admit it's not too funny.







George Bush.




It's actually kinda sad. :(
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: the nosh on June 15, 2008, 03:25:06 PM
no respect for the elderly!  *:)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Diesel Dave on June 15, 2008, 06:26:53 PM
(http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_09_08/NowWhat.jpg)

If you can't stand up to this crowd, you have no business on the world stage.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: m0x on June 16, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Rick Rountree on June 16, 2008, 12:12:29 PM
The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
 
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."
 
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
 
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. " You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there in the first place.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 16, 2008, 12:14:32 PM
The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
 
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."
 
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
 
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. " You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there in the first place.

Replace Obama with Bush and I think you got the joke right.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on June 16, 2008, 12:41:29 PM
Replace Obama with Bush and I think you got the joke right.

Even better, replace Obama with Brian Moore, then the joke is told correctly.

peace
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 16, 2008, 12:50:04 PM
Even better, replace Obama with Brian Moore, then the joke is told correctly.

peace

Nice little dig there buddy, but if you look at his policies you know Brian Moore is the man for the job.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on June 16, 2008, 01:19:34 PM
Nice little dig there buddy, but if you look at his policies you know Brian Moore is the man for the job.

I get it...

It was funny when told about Mr. Obama.

It was funny when told about Mr. Bush.

It was not funny when told about Mr. Moore.

hmmm.

peace
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 16, 2008, 01:24:11 PM
I get it...

It was funny when told about Mr. Obama.

It was funny when told about Mr. Bush.

It was not funny when told about Mr. Moore.

hmmm.

peace


Actually I'll admit.  I'm usually much thicker skinned than that....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Diesel Dave on June 16, 2008, 04:07:32 PM
.....and they followed him to the ends of the Earth.

(http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_16_08/PiperObama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Rick Rountree on June 18, 2008, 09:29:40 AM
HILLARY GOES JOGGING...

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
 
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted. 
 
The first kid says, "I want to go to  Disneyland "

Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
 
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of  Nike Air Jordan 's." 

Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" 
 
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" 
 
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
 
The third kid  says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Rick Rountree on June 19, 2008, 04:46:48 AM
The Pope Visits Maine

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot black bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lethlweapn on June 22, 2008, 06:12:00 PM
(http://monroetalks.com/pictures/albums/userpics/10524/Bill.jpg)

Found this one in the images file
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Chips on June 22, 2008, 07:42:39 PM
([url]http://monroetalks.com/pictures/albums/userpics/10524/Bill.jpg[/url])

Found this one in the images file

Great. thanks for posting.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: gutierrezre on June 24, 2008, 07:52:17 AM
"Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word 'baruch,' which means one who's blessed. That's what he said, yeah. Obama had a harder time explaining his middle name, Hussein. Things got quiet there” –Conan O'Brien

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." --Jay Leno

"I don't know if you have seen this. It's everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It's been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers." --Conan O'Brien

"This is a big scandal. Yesterday, someone released a photo of Barack Obama wearing a traditional African dress. Yeah, as a result, Barack has been offered a starring role in 'Big Momma's House 3.'" --Conan O'Brien

"You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn't tell if he was running for president or bartender." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama was in New Hampshire Sunday. When informed of this, President Bush excitedly asked, 'Did we catch 'em?' --Seth Meyers
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lethlweapn on July 02, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
According to this headline, Obama is courting middle class voters...
([url]http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3565/H_3565_14.jpg[/url])
Wow! Obama really goes the distance to get those votes.

I'm just glad Gov. Gilligan got off that island with the Skipper and the professor.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 22, 2008, 12:30:13 PM
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
Because there was not a body of water nearby for him to walk over.


Did you hear that Obama is currently in the Gulf?
Yep, Mexico has no idea what to do with him.


Did you hear Obama wants to supply the Marines with 1,000 new septic tanks?
When they learn how to drive them, he wants to use them to invade Pakistan.


How many Obama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve - 1 to blame it on Bush, 4 to form a committee, 6 to find and pack the bong, and 1 to call an electrician.


Have you heard that joke about Obama?
Well odds are he has, because his ears are freaking huge.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 22, 2008, 12:32:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on July 22, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
This seems a bit racist if you ask me.  Either way Obama isn't Liberal, he's conservative.  I really wish you people would take a look at the whole political spectrum.


That's just not the way it is, they only want to bad mouth the other guy... *:)


But, yeah, "Jew whitey"...If that's not racist I don't know what is... :P
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on July 25, 2008, 10:15:22 AM

WALKING EAGLE


Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s... it can no longer fly.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 30, 2008, 07:34:08 PM
(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/barackchange.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lethlweapn on July 31, 2008, 01:55:07 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lithunica on July 31, 2008, 01:56:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lithunica on July 31, 2008, 03:01:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lithunica on August 01, 2008, 07:45:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 03, 2008, 12:02:03 PM
Understanding the candidates plans for helping the homeless.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were
walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless
person.

The Republican, John McCain, gave the homeless person his
business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He
then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another
homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless
person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then
reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her
administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told the homeless
person to 'have hope...change is coming...' and gave him nothing. Now do you understand the difference?

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on August 08, 2008, 04:30:34 PM


(http://michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/obamazero.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 09, 2008, 12:20:16 AM


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 09, 2008, 12:24:38 AM


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on August 22, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright
 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Joe Biden
 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore
 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell
 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Hillary Clinton
 8:40 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry
 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Evan Bayh
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Babs Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Nancy Pelosi's Rack
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean
12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN IRAQ'S PRISONS - Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barack Obama
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 22, 2008, 11:07:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 22, 2008, 11:10:01 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/080328/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on August 23, 2008, 08:52:27 AM


The Nosh, Old Salt, Bedfordres, Kopke, and Diesel Dave still spouting the desperate Republican fabrications - very funny :D   after President Obama takes the office. - priceless, because he doesn't have a chance  ;D  :P
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 24, 2008, 01:28:28 PM



Actually I think he's got quite a good one.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lithunica on August 26, 2008, 05:52:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 30, 2008, 11:57:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 31, 2008, 12:00:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 31, 2008, 12:06:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on August 31, 2008, 10:33:38 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaMcCain/images/allie.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 03, 2008, 01:23:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 03, 2008, 01:30:46 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaBiden/images/darcy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 03, 2008, 01:31:47 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaBiden/images/granlund.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 03, 2008, 11:47:38 PM

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter
says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down
in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of
the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States
Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 05, 2008, 05:21:53 PM
(http://www.barking-moonbat.com/images/uploads/gop-to-obama-400x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 05, 2008, 05:22:50 PM
(http://www.barking-moonbat.com/images/uploads/ObamaOver.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 05, 2008, 07:41:08 PM
I just noticed your signature Salt.  So you're ok with those tax breaks going mostly to the wealthy?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 05, 2008, 08:22:43 PM
I just noticed your signature Salt.  So you're ok with those tax breaks going mostly to the wealthy?

I sure am.  Tax breaks increases jobs (thereby increasing revenue).  Raising taxes decreases jobs.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 05, 2008, 08:24:49 PM
I sure am.  Tax breaks increases jobs (thereby increasing revenue).  Raising taxes decreases jobs.


Still a believer in Trickle Down Economics eh?  Well, I'm ok with tax breaks but they shouldn't be for the rich of the country, they should be for the everyday consumer.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 05, 2008, 08:32:07 PM
I understand your reasoning.  But just as tax increases are passed on to the consumer, tax breaks are too...in the form of growth...more jobs,etc.

The govt. wants to tax those companies that leave the US.  If they were to lower the taxes, more companies would come to the US. It's a global economy, and many countries entice businesses with lower tax rates...and it works!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 05, 2008, 08:36:12 PM
I understand your reasoning as well.  I guess that our beliefs are grounded in different things.  You see with tax breaks to the companies you cater to greed.  With tax breaks to the poor you cater to humanity.  Personally I feel that people who look out for other people are a better caliber of people and I want to see them succeed.  If there were companies out there who were able to say that making a $100 million profit was fine instead of making a $1 billion profit wasn't enough I would be a bit more content.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 05, 2008, 08:42:48 PM
I understand your reasoning as well.  I guess that our beliefs are grounded in different things.  You see with tax breaks to the companies you cater to greed.  With tax breaks to the poor you cater to humanity.  Personally I feel that people who look out for other people are a better caliber of people and I want to see them succeed.  If there were companies out there who were able to say that making a $100 million profit was fine instead of making a $1 billion profit wasn't enough I would be a bit more content.

Again, I understand you're thinking.  But companies are beholding to the stockholders (that would be you and me).  They want to grow their business.  Tax breaks allows them to do that.  With growth, everyone wins.  Rising water raises all boats (or something like that).

It's beer thirty, so I'm outta here for the weekend.  Water stuff to do. 

ciao.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 05, 2008, 08:49:07 PM
Again, I understand you're thinking.  But companies are beholding to the stockholders (that would be you and me).  They want to grow their business.  Tax breaks allows them to do that.  With growth, everyone wins.  Rising water raises all boats (or something like that).

It's beer thirty, so I'm outta here for the weekend.  Water stuff to do. 

ciao.

Frankly the only reason why I invest in my 401k is that it seems like it's the only option for retirement now.  I'm not happy about it, I'd rather have it in banks, but the rate of return is the greatest.  Sadly enough most of my investments are in forigen markets.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 05, 2008, 11:40:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 06, 2008, 08:13:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 06, 2008, 09:32:29 AM
(http://www.monroetalks.com/pictures/albums/userpics/10592/Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: monroedude on September 06, 2008, 11:55:15 PM
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The last time I checked, the election hasn't occured yet.  I seriously think Barack Obama will have trouble winning this election.

And by the way, are you actually saying that Jimmy Carter was a good president?  For Christ sake, he was a peanut farmer.  Just like Barack Obama, he has no experience.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2008, 12:44:49 AM
The last time I checked, the election hasn't occured yet.  I seriously think Barack Obama will have trouble winning this election.

And by the way, are you actually saying that Jimmy Carter was a good president?  For Christ sake, he was a peanut farmer.  Just like Barack Obama, he has no experience.


Dud, is there anything you DO know?

29 Years Ago Jimmy Carter Tried to Fix Today's Energy Crisis
29 Years Successfully Wasted.

Jimmy Carter delivered his so-called "malaise" speech 29 years ago today. What we wouldn't give today to have done what he advocated (except perhaps for the expanded use of coal):

    CARTER: Point one: I am tonight setting a clear goal for the energy policy of the United States. Beginning this moment, this nation will never use more foreign oil than we did in 1977 -- never...

    Point two: To ensure that we meet these targets, I will use my presidential authority to set import quotas...

    Point three: To give us energy security, I am asking for the most massive peacetime commitment of funds and resources in our nation's history to develop America's own alternative sources of fuel...

    I will soon submit legislation to Congress calling for the creation of this nation's first solar bank, which will help us achieve the crucial goal of 20 percent of our energy coming from solar power by the year 2000.

    These efforts will cost money, a lot of money, and that is why Congress must enact the windfall profits tax without delay...

    Point four: I'm asking Congress to mandate, to require as a matter of law, that our nation's utility companies cut their massive use of oil by 50 percent within the next decade and switch to other fuels, especially coal, our most abundant energy source...

    Point five: To make absolutely certain that nothing stands in the way of achieving these goals, I will urge Congress to create an energy mobilization board...

    Point six: I'm proposing a bold conservation program to involve every state, county, and city and every average American in our energy battle. This effort will permit you to build conservation into your homes and your lives at a cost you can afford.

    To further conserve energy, I'm proposing tonight an extra $10 billion over the next decade to strengthen our public transportation systems...

    Our nation must be fair to the poorest among us, so we will increase aid to needy Americans to cope with rising energy prices. We often think of conservation only in terms of sacrifice. In fact, it is the most painless and immediate way of rebuilding our nation's strength. Every gallon of oil each one of us saves is a new form of production. It gives us more freedom, more confidence, that much more control over our own lives...

    I do not promise you that this struggle for freedom will be easy. I do not promise a quick way out of our nation's problems, when the truth is that the only way out is an all-out effort. What I do promise you is that I will lead our fight, and I will enforce fairness in our struggle, and I will ensure honesty. And above all, I will act. We can manage the short-term shortages more effectively and we will, but there are no short-term solutions to our long-range problems. There is simply no way to avoid sacrifice.

Thanks, America's crazy right wing. We couldn't have ignored our most important problems for three decades and thereby made them much worse without you.
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/91858/


The speech can be watched here:
http://millercenter.org/scripps/archive/speeches/detail/3402

Great story here:
http://www.usnews.com/articles/opinion/2008/08/13/past-and-present-malaise-and-the-energy-crisis.html


Republican officials delayed the release of US hostages in Iran to prevent Carter's re-election in 1980
http://www.de-fact-o.com/fact_read.php?id=31

(http://citizenx.org/wp-content/Halliburton.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 07, 2008, 10:41:47 AM
(http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B2de8faf3-b5cb-4605-98bd-86e95747320c%7D.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 07, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
(http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B633d7212-7eb4-4caf-b587-f74baa36fca1%7D.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 07, 2008, 09:37:59 PM
Dud, is there anything you DO know?

29 Years Ago Jimmy Carter Tried to Fix Today's Energy Crisis


Carter broke our chances at energy independence by pandering to the anti-nuclear environmentalist idiots in making fast breed reactors illegal. Carter was one of our worst presidents.


(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv09062008a.jpg)

(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu080902.jpg)

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Bedfordres on September 08, 2008, 11:19:38 AM
Biggest political joke of all.  OBAMA!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: HILL on September 08, 2008, 02:58:14 PM
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado...
and off they were whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there was a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: monroedude on September 08, 2008, 09:48:24 PM
([url]http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/greenberg21.jpg[/url])
It costs money to protect this country.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 09, 2008, 10:41:59 AM
Frenchfry, you're retarded...Keep feeding that monster... *:)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Adagio on September 11, 2008, 08:23:05 AM
The Presidential election was too close to call.  Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.

There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. Therefore, it was decided there would be an ice fishing contest  between the two candidates and the one that caught the most fish by the end of the week would win the election.

After much back and forth discussion, it was decided the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.  Each man would be separated AND alone on this lake. They would return at 5 PM for a team of neutral parties to count and verify their catch.

At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line with ten fish. Obama returned with no fish.  Everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and
would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day John McCain came in with 20 fish and
Obama came in again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama, I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun.  I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing Just spy on him and just see how he is cheating.'

The next night (after John McCain returns with 50 fish), Reid said to Obama, 'Well, tell me, how is John McCain. cheating?'

Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.'
 
Experience Counts..!

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 11, 2008, 09:36:13 AM
([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/G/2/geezer-and-gidget.jpg[/url])



Now that's funny...LOL

 :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 11, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
(http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo5MF9GLmpwZ3xsb2FkPUwwLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXMuY2FmZXByZXNzLmNvbS9pbWFnZS8yODgxMDAzOV80MDB4NDAwLmpwZ3x8c2NhbGU9TDAsNDIwLDE0MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCwzMCwxNzB8bG9hZD1tYXNrLGJsYW5rOjkwX0ZfbWFzay5qcGd8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxtYXNrLE1hc2ssMCwwfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 11, 2008, 09:44:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on September 11, 2008, 09:52:25 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3277/2847684659_97862869c5_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:48:24 AM
Aww, poor Barry, that glass ceiling is actually plexiglass.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:48:55 AM
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3772/palinballha6.jpg)



Denied.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
(http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/8449/moose4palinxl1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:50:58 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Mild_Bill/Political/Allyouneedtoknow.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:51:30 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/zv7d40.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:52:19 AM
****  i can do this all day lol
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:52:31 AM
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8817/sarahpalinchronicles1lz1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:53:39 AM
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4518/msnbcsignsmm5.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:54:33 AM
(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6830/dbysco6.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 10:57:14 AM
(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3957/palinfeelluckymw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 11, 2008, 11:28:14 AM
Greg, I still don't get you.  You have the social policies of a Liberal and the economic policies of a Conservative.....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 11, 2008, 11:40:34 AM
Greg, I still don't get you.  You have the social policies of a Liberal and the economic policies of a Conservative.....


Thanks. As I stated in the "Conservative or Liberal?" thread last month (http://monroetalks.com/forum/index.php?topic=7998.msg206286#msg206286), I consider myself to be a "conservative liberal", in that I'm kinda like what liberals used to be. Where liberals today like much social freedom and little economic freedom; and conservatives today like little social freedom and much economic freedom; I prefere much of both social and economic freedom.

I just like freedom.

Oh, and don't let my posts here be construed as any serious argument for anything. This is a humor thread...try to laugh a little.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: T-M-T on September 11, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 12, 2008, 12:35:51 PM
(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/europe.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on September 12, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
([url]http://images.craigslist.org/0115070102110116022008091232c54a9fb5088905ce00a9dc.jpg[/url])




I love it! :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 22, 2008, 05:08:13 AM
(http://terpsboy.com/blogger8/realjc1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 28, 2008, 12:33:07 PM
      John was in the fertilized egg business.



      He had several hundred young layers

      (hens), called 'pullets,'

      and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.



      He kept records,

       and any rooster not performing

      went into the soup pot

      and was replaced.



      This took a lot of time,

      so he bought some tiny bells

      and attached them to his roosters.



      Each bell had a different tone,

      so he could tell from a distance,

      which rooster was performing.



      Now, he could sit on the porch

      And fill out an efficiency report

      by just listening to the bells.



      John's favorite rooster, old Butch,

      was a very fine specimen,

      but this morning he noticed

      old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!



      When he went to investigate,

      he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,

      bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,

      hearing the roosters coming,

      could run for cover.



      To John's amazement,

      old Butch had his bell in his beak,

      so it couldn't ring.



      He'd sneak up on a pullet,

      do his job and walk on to the next one.



      John was so proud of old Butch,

      he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair

      and he became an overnight sensation

      among the judges.



      The result was the judges

      not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize

      but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.



      Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.



      Who else but a politician could figure out

      how to win two of the most highly coveted awards

      on our planet by being the best

      at sneaking up on the populace

      and screwing them

      when they weren't paying attention.



      Vote carefully this year,

      the bells are not always audible.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 07, 2008, 03:23:34 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/081006/chappatte.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 07, 2008, 03:26:15 AM
Hey FF, why don't you post in the political cartoon thread?!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on October 07, 2008, 09:30:33 AM
This is it

Wow, nothing ever gets by those kos kids.   *:)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 07, 2008, 09:32:01 AM
Normal Joe!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: bloo II on October 08, 2008, 11:21:08 AM
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 08, 2008, 12:45:03 PM
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. Both are friends with people who bombed the Pentagon.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 08, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
Technically no one bombed the pentagon.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 08, 2008, 03:20:41 PM
Technically no one bombed the pentagon.

It was a joke, dude.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 08, 2008, 03:50:51 PM
Not funny


(http://damnrebel.com/uploads/Politics/DNC_Crybaby.jpg)


Seriously Fry, for someone who posts so incessantly in this thread, you have a pretty thin skin. :P
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 08, 2008, 07:19:45 PM
There you go fry. That's the appropriate response.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Mayonnaise on October 09, 2008, 09:09:53 AM
Early this morning Reuters reported that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, protractor, compass, set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possesses weapons of maths instruction.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: raspberryrose on October 09, 2008, 11:31:55 PM
Father / Daughter Talk (this is one of the best explanations I've ever
heard!)

A young woman was about to finish her first year of
college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a
very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much
in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other
words redistribution of wealth.
 
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather
staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the
lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a
professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil,
selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition
to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.
The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be
the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking
how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a
4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting
that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly
studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people
she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really
have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
 
Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend
Audrey doing?'

She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes
are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She
is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always
invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up
for classes because she's too hung over.'
 
Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to
the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it
to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0
GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion,
angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've
worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree.
She played while I worked my tail off!'
 
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome
to the Republican party.'

If anyone has a better explanation of the difference
between Republican and Democrat We're all ears.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: monroedude on October 10, 2008, 12:48:50 AM
([url]http://images.craigslist.org/1f4123131ZZZZZZZZZ8a9298572a38fe7144d.jpg[/url])
Just Being black dosen't qualify you for president.  Neither does just being in the senate for 30 years.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: monroedude on October 10, 2008, 12:51:11 AM
([url]http://images.craigslist.org/1f4123131ZZZZZZZZZ8a9298572a38fe7144d.jpg[/url])
Tell me how Sarah Palin doesn't have the experience.  She's got more executive experience then anybody else on either ticket, including the terrorist lover HUSSEIN who has zilch!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Rick Rountree on October 10, 2008, 04:26:07 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: That road the liberal media claim that chicken crossed?  Well that is the Road to Nowhere, and I told Congress.  Thanks but no thanks to that.  So there isn't any road for that chicken to cross and any reporter who says otherwise ought to be fired.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty ! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die .   In the rain.  Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a seri ous case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but wil l lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:     Did I miss one?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BoatLady on October 17, 2008, 12:29:30 AM
([url]http://images.theage.com.au/2008/10/16/236440/svMCCAIN-420x0.jpg[/url])


Not only is this just a funny pic it's even better in the videos thread with the gollum voice, it's hysterical

Yes I know he just couldn't decide which way to go around the table but is this how he'll act at fancy  dinners with foreign dignitaries? More humiliation like the Bush Massaging the German Chancellor is what we'll get. He's 72 and can't find his way around a table let alone.....pick your pleasure
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: bloo II on October 18, 2008, 10:25:15 AM
(http://monroetalks.com/pictures/albums/userpics/13101/normal_download.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Lethlweapn on October 18, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: That road the liberal media claim that chicken crossed?  Well that is the Road to Nowhere, and I told Congress.  Thanks but no thanks to that.  So there isn't any road for that chicken to cross and any reporter who says otherwise ought to be fired.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty ! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die .   In the rain.  Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a seri ous case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but wil l lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:     Did I miss one?

I must say that this is the most non-partisan joke I've seen. ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
We need some cartoons with our one and only "normal Joe"!!!



(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/heller.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:31:48 AM
I've noticed the same trend on MonroeTalks!!!

(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:38:38 AM
(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/zyglis.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:42:36 AM
(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/tjones.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:44:29 AM
(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/varvel.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:46:33 AM
(http://cagle.com/news/JoeThePlumber/images/stein.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 11:53:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 12:00:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: coolmod on October 19, 2008, 12:24:55 PM
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,taller,richer,and remove

the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government does'nt work,

and then they get elected and prove it.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
This really wan't written as a political joke...   but many of you can see how it could be taken that way...



> An American businessman was at the pier of
> a small coastal Mexican village when a small
> boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the
> small boat were several large yellowfin tuna.
> The American complimented the Mexican on the
> quality of his fish and asked how long it took
> to catch them. The Mexican replied, "Only a little
> while, Senor."
>
> The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay
> out longer and catch more fish?"
>
> The Mexican said he had enough to support his
> family's immediate needs.
>
> The American then asked, "But what do you do
> with the rest of your time?"
>
> The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late,
> fish a little, play with my children, take siesta
> with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village
> each evening where I sip wine and play guitar
> with my amigos. I have a full and busy life,
> Senor."
>
> The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and
> could help you. You should spend more time fishing
> and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with
> the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy
> several boats, eventually you would have a fleet
> of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch
> to a middleman you would sell directly to the
> processor, eventually opening your own cannery.
> You would control the product, processing and
> distribution. You would need to leave this small
> coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City,
> then LA and eventually NYC where you will run
> your expanding enterprise."
>
> The Mexican fisherman asked, "But Senor, how
> long will this all take?"
>
> To which the American replied, "15-20 years."
>
>
> "But what then, Senor?"
>
> The American laughed and said, "That's the
> best part. When the time is right you would announce
> an IPO and sell your company stock to the public
> and become very rich, you would make millions."
>
>
> "Millions, Senor? Then what?"
>
> The American said, "Then you would retire.
> Move to a small coastal fishing village where
> you would sleep late, fish a little, play with
> your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll
> to the village in the evenings where you could
> sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 19, 2008, 09:37:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Borat on October 20, 2008, 11:55:30 PM
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Democratic Informists...Instructed by the UAW, media, Keith Overbite, and Rosie O' Donnell.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 23, 2008, 10:44:44 AM
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LOL This sign could work for both parties!


Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 23, 2008, 11:29:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 25, 2008, 07:23:16 PM
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin  and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle  was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you  come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued  to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put her up there to begin with.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2008, 09:15:11 AM
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An economic advisor to the president says parts of the United States seem to be in a recession. Those would be the poorer parts. (Scott Witt)

I don’t know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer’s market. I don’t want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama’s new campaign slogan is “Are you better off than you were four days ago?”  (Bill Maher)

Imagery can be a wonderful thing. In defense of Republican rule, dishonorable campaign tactics and John McCain, on the Sunday morning talk shows, both Senator McCain and his apologist, Sen. Lindsey Graham came to us from Waterloo, Iowa. It's finally happened. Republican rule has met it's Waterloo.  (Gorsefeathers, RadioOnline.com)

Halloween is Friday. Why isn’t anyone buying the Sarah Palin costume? Her trick or treat bag alone costs $10,000. (Alan Ray)

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH -- University of Utah geologists say they've discovered prehistoric animal tracks so densely crowded together they resemble a "dinosaur dance floor." In a related story, if McCain loses the election, he's signed to appear on "Dancing With the Stars" with Cloris Leachman.  (Bob Mills - Bereft on the Left)

The autumn temperature of the Arctic Ocean is at a record high. It’s so warm up north that Sarah Palin recently shot and field dressed a giraffe. (Jim Barach)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 31, 2008, 02:20:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 31, 2008, 02:21:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 01:27:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 01:55:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 02:11:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 02:17:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 02:40:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 02:50:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 01, 2008, 02:53:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 03, 2008, 04:02:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 03, 2008, 04:26:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 03, 2008, 07:37:09 AM
This isn't really a joke but if I ever saw a chick wearing this shirt, someone would have to pry me from her leg.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Rick Rountree on November 03, 2008, 01:07:48 PM
Guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Just caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,'
And then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00  AM-
And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
Why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?

This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand
Around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on November 03, 2008, 01:21:14 PM
      pinocchio, snow white, and superman are out for a stroll in
       town one day.
       
       as they walked they come across a sign:  'beauty contest for
       the most beautiful woman in the world.'
       'i am entering,' said snow white.
       after half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'well, how'd
       ya do?'
       'first place',said snow white.
       
       they continue walking and they see a sign:  'contest for the
       strongest man in the world.'
       'i'm entering,' says superman and after half an hour he returns
       and they ask him, 'how did you make out?'
       'first place,'answers superman.
       
       they continue walking when t hey see a sign: 'contest!  who is
       the greatest liar in the world?'
       pinocchio enters.  after half an hour he returns with tears in
       his eyes.
       'what happened?' they asked.
       'who the hell is obama?'asked pinocchio.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 03, 2008, 02:59:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 03, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
      pinocchio, snow white, and superman are out for a stroll in
       town one day.
       
       as they walked they come across a sign:  'beauty contest for
       the most beautiful woman in the world.'
       'i am entering,' said snow white.
       after half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'well, how'd
       ya do?'
       'first place',said snow white.
       
       they continue walking and they see a sign:  'contest for the
       strongest man in the world.'
       'i'm entering,' says superman and after half an hour he returns
       and they ask him, 'how did you make out?'
       'first place,'answers superman.
       
       they continue walking when t hey see a sign: 'contest!  who is
       the greatest liar in the world?'
       pinocchio enters.  after half an hour he returns with tears in
       his eyes.
       'what happened?' they asked.
      'who the hell is obama?'asked pinocchio.


Great political joke John...

you forgot the illustration though...  (do you suppose that was the animators attempt to show Obama right up there on P's nose??)

(http://againstobama.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/pinocchio.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on November 04, 2008, 01:23:40 AM
      pinocchio, snow white, and superman are out for a stroll in
       town one day.
      
       as they walked they come across a sign:  'beauty contest for
       the most beautiful woman in the world.'
       'i am entering,' said snow white.
       after half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'well, how'd
       ya do?'
       'first place',said snow white.
      
       they continue walking and they see a sign:  'contest for the
       strongest man in the world.'
       'i'm entering,' says superman and after half an hour he returns
       and they ask him, 'how did you make out?'
       'first place,'answers superman.
      
       they continue walking when t hey see a sign: 'contest!  who is
       the greatest liar in the world?'
       pinocchio enters.  after half an hour he returns with tears in
       his eyes.
       'what happened?' they asked.
       'who the hell is obama?'asked pinocchio.

:o :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on November 08, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
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The true mindset of pro-lifers... :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: TPoKE on November 08, 2008, 01:41:29 PM
OK...so its a video instead of a standard joke...but its still funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on November 08, 2008, 01:50:35 PM
OK...so its a video instead of a standard joke...but its still funny!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE[/url])



I saw this for the first time last night and it brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard...LMAO

 ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on November 12, 2008, 10:28:23 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2008, 05:59:52 PM
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Seven-old Sasha Obama's new Secret Service code name is "Rosebud."  For outing the Obama daughter, Valerie Plame immediately tried to get Sasha to join her in a class action against Dick Chency.
    Shasha said Valarie should cool it -- class actions aren't classy if they go after old lame ducks who can no longer hurt anybody.
    Besides Sasha may need to reach across the aisle sometime to get somebody to feed her puppy. (Joe Hickman)

According to a new report, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. After hearing this, Sarah Palin told her daughter Bristol, “Don’t even think about it.” (Conan O'Brien)
Gun sales, particularly military-style semi-automatic rifles have surged since Barack Obama's election. Shoot! You know all these guys will want to use their new guns -- why not send 'em to Afghanistan?
.... Just like it was in the beginning, All the Minute Men bought their own guns.
.....Guys who know where the trigger is could be officers. (Joe Hickman)

Actor Josh Brolin said that President Bush saw the movie W and liked it... until Laura told him it was about him. (Pedro Bartes)

President-elect Obama is urging President Bush to bailout GM, Ford and Chrysler by loaning them billions of dollars. The American automakers say they plan to pay back those loans by charging a billion dollars a car.  (Jake Novak)

There are some people who want a national holiday in honor of Barack Obama. Isn’t this a little soon? Even Jesus had to do some stuff before he got his own holiday.  (Craig Ferguson)

Barney the Scottish Terrier bit a White House reporter who reached down to pet him. The doctor immediately put the reporter on antibiotics. Barney must be a chemical or a biological weapon because President Bush is about to be overthrown. (comedian Argus Hamilton)

A gold, pearl and emerald earring found beneath a parking lot next to the walls of Jerusalem’s Old City provide a glimpse of what life was like 2,000 years ago. To me, the fact they built a parking lot 2000 years ago really says a lot!
.... Can't help but wonder if parking lot attendants blamed the horses for chariot fender-benders. (comedy writer Jerry Perisho)

In an Internet survey: 55% said when they get very old they do not want to be kept alive by a machine. I told my wife --If I ever become senile, pull the plug.  She said "Gee, do I have to do everything for you?"  (Toms Lake Humor Company)

“Quantum of Solace” is out in theaters this week. Once again, Agent 007 is given the latest techno gadgets to fight evil. They fail him because Q doesn’t provide a charger.   (Alan Ray)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on November 12, 2008, 08:38:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Super Star on November 12, 2008, 09:45:31 PM
.....and they followed him to the ends of the Earth.

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I feel as if he bought the election.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: T-M-T on November 13, 2008, 09:36:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2008, 11:23:36 PM
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Barack Obama told reporters his mother-in-law Marian Robinson will live in the White House and care for his two daughters. Democrats don't like it. They think he's trying to get around the requirement to hire a union babysitter.  comedian Argus Hamilton)

Disney has invited Barack Obama’s daughters to visit Hannah Montana. Obama can’t say no, they owe Disney; after all, even Mickey Mouse voted for him.  (Pedro Bartes)

  President Bush says his favorite literary work is a children's book called "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" that he enjoyed reading "when he was a boy." Turns out, the book wasn't even published until Mr. Bush was 23. Still, that beats Sarah Palin. She thought the Hungry Caterpillar was a tractor factory in Budapest.  (Gorsefeathers,   RadioOnline.com)

President Bush said today that he regrets the infamous “Mission Accomplished” banner. He said if he were to do it over again, the banner would say, “Git ‘er Done.” (Craig Ferguson)

Having built the most extensive Web database ever seen in politics, Barack Obama says he’ll communicate directly with the electorate on certain sensitive issues. Meanwhile, the Republicans report that in the next presidential election, they’ll be perfecting smoke signals and something called the telegraph. (comedy writer Jerry Perisho)

85,000 more homes went into foreclosure in October. The banks intend to use the homes to house all their newly laid-off employees. (Jake Novak)

The economy is so bad, Rite Aid might have to close some stores. Not all stores, just the Rite Aids that are next door to another Rite Aid. (comedy writer Alex Kaseberg)

Another James Bond film opens Friday. Agent 007 is a man who lives a life of danger. All his retirement is tied up with AIG.  (Alan Ray)

Reports say that Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch has been sold, after Michael said he would never sell it, over his "dead body." To be fair to Michael, all the parts of Michael's body that were around when he made that statement have since been replaced. (Gorsefeathers, RadioOnline.com)

Many people believe that the election of Barack Obama has brought this country together like never before. They say the red states and the blue states are finally merged to form one big purple blob.  (Jimmy Kimmel)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 14, 2008, 09:35:47 AM
So, just Hu is on first ??? ??? ???

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hnY2f8lIjc&NR=1        (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hnY2f8lIjc&NR=1)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on November 16, 2008, 10:37:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2008, 10:49:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: bloo II on November 17, 2008, 09:36:49 AM
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This is funny, but why does he look like a cross between Bobby Kennedy and John Edwards??
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on November 18, 2008, 09:01:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on November 24, 2008, 10:40:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: coolmod on November 25, 2008, 11:40:08 AM
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want
and adults pay for it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want
and their kids pay for it.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 28, 2008, 03:05:23 PM

O-bomination (http://www.dailymotion.com/Yakwild/video/x7egg9_obamination-parody-of-imagine-john_music), and He Ventured Forth to Bring Light to the World (http://www.dailymotion.com/Yakwild/video/x68zqk_obamahe-ventured-forth-to-bring-lig_news), just for you, Fry... :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 29, 2008, 12:14:34 AM
Here's a good one I found online:

There's an old joke about the president of the United States. Waiting outside his office to greet him is the pope of Rome and the chief rabbi of the Israelis. "Which one should I send in first?" an aide asks. "Send the pope in first," the president replies. "I'll only have to kiss his ring."

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 01, 2009, 10:01:36 AM
Christmas is when the children receive the presents and the adults pay the bill.

Socialism is when the adults receive the presents and their children will pay the bill.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: bloo II on January 01, 2009, 11:21:25 AM
Christmas is when the children receive the presents and the adults pay the bill.

Socialism is when the adults receive the presents and their children will pay the bill.


What do you call right now where the government is bailing out all its buddies and our kids will still be receiving the bill? This is not socialism, it's Good Ole Boy government as usual. Line each other's pockets and screw the rest!!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 01, 2009, 05:03:50 PM
Happy New Year!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: problem solver on January 01, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
Happy New Year!

Pooooof

Now that was funny Griff!  ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 01, 2009, 06:22:50 PM
Happy New Year!
Pooooof

Now that was funny Griff!  ;)

I don't get it.  ???

Maybe firefox isn't rendering something
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 01, 2009, 10:52:48 PM
I don't get it.  ???

Maybe firefox isn't rendering something

No, your web browser is working just fine.

Happy New Year!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: problem solver on January 02, 2009, 01:08:33 PM


 Poooooof again

Now that one was even funnier Griff!  ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 02, 2009, 04:44:26 PM
What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
In capitalism, man exploits man. In socialism, it's the other way around.

What would happen if a socialist republic were established in the middle of the Sahara desert?
Within three years, it would have to import sand.

peace,
Griff
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 02, 2009, 06:43:50 PM

 Poooooof again

Now that one was even funnier Griff!  ;)

I’m sorry…..Can anybody explain this…umm…..humor?  ???
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 03, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
 The U.S. military formally handed authority over Baghdad's "Green Zone" to Iraqis on Thursday. President Bush didn't show, even though Iraqi reporters brought extra shoes.
-- And promised a shoe surge in his honor. (Joe Hickman)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 03, 2009, 04:19:06 PM
What is Socialism?

It's the triumph of ideology over common sense.

peace,
Griff
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 07, 2009, 08:17:22 AM
"Bush said his brother, Jeb, would make a great president. That's all we need. Big Brother's little brother." --Bill Maher

"President Bush said he'd like to see his brother, Jeb, become president. Great campaign slogan -- 'Jeb Bush: Couldn't do any worse.'" --Jay Leno

"The president said his brother Jeb 'would be a great president.' I guess we voted for the wrong one then." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he wants to be president. Well that's good, somebody will have to pardon his brother." --David Letterman

"Rumor is that President Bush's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, may run for president. Rumor is? According to Florida voting machines, he's already won." --Jay Leno
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 08, 2009, 05:19:31 PM
If we could communicate, rather than talk...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

 She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?"

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

 "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."


peace,
Griff
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2009, 05:42:45 PM
If we could communicate, rather than talk...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

 She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?"

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

 "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."


peace,
Griff


I saw no inference of blame in the “joke” but looking at the gist of your posts…..I have to remind myself that you deny being a Republican…..somehow THAT makes me snicker.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
"Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced that to avoid any election return problems in Florida this year, this time he is going to announce the results before people go into vote." --Jay Leno

"Governor Jeb Bush of Florida announced he was running for re-election. Not only did he announce he was running for re-election, he also announced what his final vote count would be." —Jay Leno

"There have been rumors swirling around Florida that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush had been cheating on his wife. But he says no, that's not true, technically he wasn't cheating, they only had dimpled sex. That's when it doesn't go all the way." —Jay Leno

"Actually, he especially denied having an affair with Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris. I believe him, I don't think he did. An affair with Katherine Harris? How much makeup would that leave on your collar? ... He said as a Republican, the only people he's been in bed with are the tobacco industry and the gun lobby." —Jay Leno

"Actually they said they don't really know how many women (Jeb Bush) has been with because since it is Florida, they're still counting. ... Boy talk about switches. During the last administration the president was accused of infidelity and his brother was an idiot. Now it is the other way around." —Jay Leno

"Jeb Bush went on TV the other day to deny rumors that he had a sexual relationship with a former Playboy Playmate. Oh! As a guy, that's got to kill you doesn't it? Having to deny to your friends that you had sex with a Playmate, even if you did." —Jay Leno

"Congratulations to Massachusetts Governor Jane Swift. She gave birth to twin girls yesterday. First time a governor has given birth to twins. She got a lot of calls. Governor Jeb Bush from Florida called her, not to congratulate her — just to deny that he was the father." —Jay Leno
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 08, 2009, 09:40:11 PM
I saw no inference of blame in the “joke” but looking at the gist of your posts…..I have to remind myself that you deny being a Republican…..somehow THAT makes me snicker.

That's right... JFK Democrat. Lower taxes, strong on defense, you take care of you, I'll take care of me.

peace,
Griff
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2009, 09:50:05 PM
That's right... JFK Democrat. Lower taxes, strong on defense, you take care of you, I'll take care of me.

peace,
Griff

Thanks for reaffirming your position….that’s the funny part….you’ve exhibited disdain for Democrats as if you agree primarily with the GOP.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 08, 2009, 10:01:53 PM
Thanks for reaffirming your position….that’s the funny part….you’ve exhibited disdain for Democrats as if you agree primarily with the GOP.



That's because the current crop of Democrats are more socialist than my liking.

The current crop of Republicans are more stupid than my liking.

So maybe I am more accurately a Libertarian? Maybe JFK was as well?

peace,
Griff
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2009, 01:08:03 PM
Jay Leno: "ABC has a new reality show about how our government protects our borders, waterways, and airports. Have you seen this? It's called 'Homeland Security USA,' or, as they call it in Afghanistan, 'the Terrorist Learning Channel.'"

Conan O'Brien: "On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will be riding in a brand new presidential limousine" made by General Motors. ... Yeah, the parade route is five miles long, so GM says Obama should only have to stop for gas twice."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Griff on January 09, 2009, 06:03:36 PM
George Bush had difficulty understanding part of his speech and asked his advisor, "What's the difference between a surprise and a miracle."

The advisor thought for a moment, pointed out the White House window towards the Washington Monument and said: "If George Washington came back from his grave, it would be a surprise. If he didn't kick you in the A** for what you've done to this country, it would be a miracle."

peace
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on January 15, 2009, 12:58:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2009, 05:35:45 PM
George W. Bush will move to Dallas.

His new house isn’t the typical American home.

It’s not in foreclosure.     

             (Alan Ray)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on January 23, 2009, 11:13:25 AM
The REAL hero of the Hudson River plane crash...

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/the2humpchump/HudsonRiverHero.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on January 23, 2009, 12:12:32 PM
Will we never be rid of Billary??

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/the2humpchump/Klinton.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 24, 2009, 09:34:35 AM
Every single TV network was covering the inauguration . . . except Fox; they’re still doing a recount. (Jay Leno)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on February 07, 2009, 11:36:38 AM
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/the2humpchump/TheYear2014.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 09, 2009, 11:09:14 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/B/gop_girlsgonewild.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/Rid0FH-mDGI/AAAAAAAABCs/b3weokGLEIg/s400/mccain_wantedposter2.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on March 18, 2009, 07:11:57 PM
I got this in an email today.   :o 
I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right.

They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower
 point than any time during the Bush administration.

 They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan.

 They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 8.8% and the new stimulus packages implemented recently have sent the stock market lower than at any time since 9-11

 They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks" in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed
 resumes of bribery and tax fraud. 
Well I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain. And they were right... all of their predictions have come true.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 31, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 31, 2009, 08:09:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on March 31, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZc9hEspn3c/Sb8VFs6p-FI/AAAAAAAAAaI/hOh5gCHGn_Q/s400/ObamaTeleprompter3.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on March 31, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
The REAL hero of the Hudson River plane crash...

([url]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k227/the2humpchump/HudsonRiverHero.jpg[/url])


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on March 31, 2009, 01:48:00 PM
(http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/031709-obama-joke.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 31, 2009, 10:37:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on April 02, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow Whitel

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on April 02, 2009, 06:21:08 PM
Political jokes.

George W. Bush
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 02, 2009, 10:24:21 PM
It breaks my heart to post this  :D

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on April 03, 2009, 10:21:43 AM
LOL Too funny!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2009, 07:51:56 PM
(http://minorjive.typepad.com/hungryblues/images/08Reagan.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 05, 2009, 02:06:59 PM
(http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/pm/1942/20430cs.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on April 06, 2009, 01:32:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 11, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2009, 08:43:25 AM
(http://www.southdacola.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/party-3-31-09.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on April 15, 2009, 04:19:05 PM
You may be a right wing extremist if you:


Were born in the Deep South

Believe that 9/11 was more serious than Watergate

Wear an American flag in your lapel

Knowingly listen to Rush Limbaugh

Speak and write perfect English, but no Spanish

Own more than two Bibles or one Confederate Flag

Believe that Jesus Christ means eternal life

Support the rule of law and maintenance of law and order

Want America’s borders secured

Believe that Mexico is a foreign nation and Spanish a foreign language

Thank God that the U.S. won both world wars

Oppose affirmative action, abortion, same-sex marriage, and gun control

Believe that fighting higher taxes is more patriotic than paying them

Prefer “Patriot’s Tea” to Obama Kool-aid

Doubt that Islam is really a “Religion of Peace”

Believe that a baby Jew born to a virgin 2009 years ago saved mankind from sin

Send out Christmas cards

Attend a Christian church on occasions other than Christmas and Easter.

Sing the National Anthem with your hand over your heart

Fly Old Glory on Flag Day and Independence Day

Believe that preventing voter fraud is more important than empowering illegal aliens, felons, and the deceased with the vote

Own a gun and ammunition.

Favor the death penalty for brutal killers, but oppose abortion of innocent fetuses

Miss WF Buckley, Ronald Reagan, and Richard Nixon

Have read the Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights, and U.S. Constitution more than once

Believe that labor unions should be subjected to anti-trust laws.

Have never committed adultery or had gay sex

Drive a car built by an American car company in America

Dispute the belief that the economic meltdown was worth it in order to open home ownership to more people of color

Believe that the U.S. should spend more money on national defense than on foreign aid

Suspect that Nancy Pelosi is dumber than a pound of recycled botox

Mourn the 50 million fetuses that have been slaughtered since the Roe V. Wade ruling

Pay a tithe or make a donation to any organized religion

Are successful and prosperous and flagrantly show it

Have never applied for food stamps or welfare

Read the Wall Street Journal, George Will, Pat Buchanan, and Ann Coulter

Watch FOX News

Dislike Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and other communist dictators

Know the words to “God Bless America” by heart

Argue that global warming is little more than hot air circulated by liberals for “green” profit

Want the UN out of America and America out of the UN
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"



************************************************

Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on April 29, 2009, 02:51:53 PM
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be president some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were president, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.

"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy go over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on May 01, 2009, 12:04:14 PM
I wasn't sure where to post this one.  Oftentimes the truth is funnier than stuff you make up.

Hillary's expense report for foreign travel includes an entry for Texas.  And if that's not enough the State Dept's accomplishments include Texas.

----------------------------
OVERALL DEPARTMENT POLICY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, REGULATORY INITIATIVES, AND INTERAGENCY EFFORTS

In the first 100 Days of the Obama Administration, Secretary Clinton and the State Department have made significant progress in advancing America’s national security goals and promoting America’s values around the world.

Secretary Clinton is already the most traveled Secretary of State in a new Administration. The Secretary’s trips have included her inaugural trip to Asia, the Middle East and Europe, Mexico and across the border to Texas, the Hague in the Netherlands, Europe with President Obama, Haiti and the Dominican Republic, the Summit of the Americas in Trinidad and Tobago with President Obama, and to Iraq and Kuwait.

The work undertaken on these trips, the many bilateral and trilateral meetings hosted by Secretary Clinton, and the tireless efforts of others throughout the State Department have contributed to early and significant progress on the following priorities: Afghanistan/Pakistan policy, the Middle East, Iraq, Asia, Russia, North Korea, the Western Hemisphere, the climate crisis, engaging in public diplomacy, and other core issues.
---------------------------

To recap all these accomplishments:

Afghanistan - Completely failed to get more combat troops from NATO.

Pakistan - Say, isn’t that the Taliban just outside the capital in Islamabad?

Middle East - Netanyahu won’t budge until Obama does something about Iran … which conveniently got left off the list.

Russia - Gave a mistranslated reset button to Sergei Lavrov, who then told Hillary and Obama that they wouldn’t lift a finger to stop Iran from going nuclear.  Oh, and the US retreated from missile defense in Europe.  Smart power.

North Korea — North Korea? The country that just defied Obama, launched a long-range missile, and kicked out all the UN inspectors and declared a restart on all nuclear programs?  That North Korea?  It that’s “significant progress,” then I hate to see what a setback looks like.

Engaging in public diplomacy - Yes, like telling the Europeans that she doesn’t understand multiparty democracy, that our system is better, and Europeans didn’t have democracy before the US.  Oh, and let’s not forget getting the names of her EU counterparts wrong.  Thank goodness all that happened in public!

“Other core issues” — Well, they did give an iPod to the Queen, and bowed to Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah.

Bill must be proud.

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/04/30/does-state-think-texas-is-a-foreign-country/ (http://hotair.com/archives/2009/04/30/does-state-think-texas-is-a-foreign-country/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
DNC Web Ad: GOP Survivor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D51qQN9Xrc#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 10, 2009, 08:59:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 10, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
(http://www.blackcommentator.com/255/255_images/255_cartoon_cheney_interrogation_healthcare_small_over.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 10, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
"Dick Cheney again this week was in the hospital. He was experiencing discomfort in his leg. And the doctor asked Cheney if he stretches. Cheney said, 'Are you kidding? I linked 9/11 with Saddam Hussein.'" --Bill Maher

**************************************************

"People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Personally, I think Libby got off easy -- usually when you take one for Cheney, it's a shot in the face" --Jay Leno

**************************************************

"The Taliban tried to blow up Dick Cheney. ... He was never in danger -- at the time of the attack, he was safely asleep in his coffin. ... I just hope that this attempt on his life doesn't turn him bitter, vicious, and paranoid." --Bill Maher


**************************************************

"During the big meeting [with Chinese President Hu], Vice President Cheney fell asleep, although the White House said he was just reading his notes. That's the same way he hunts: with his eyes closed. " --Jay Leno
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Susan T on May 12, 2009, 08:00:02 AM
    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

     

    She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

     

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

     

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

     

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

     

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

     

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

     

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

     

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."


Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Susan T on May 12, 2009, 08:03:37 AM
Posted to Craig's List Personals(THIS IS GREAT)

> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug my lady friend and
> I in downtown Portland night
> before last.
>
> Date: 2009-04-13,  3:43AM 
>
>
> I was the white guy with the brown Burberry
> jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the
> knife on me and my girlfriend as we were walking down the
> sidewalk minding our own business.
>
>
> I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect
> you  to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
> handing you my jacket.
>
>
> Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a
> reason that evening, remember, it wasn't that cold outside.
>
>
> You see, my girlfriend had bought me that new
> Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had
> just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful
> pistol,
> eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head,
> isn't it?  My, what an enormous hole that barrel is, right?
>
>
> I know it probably
> wasn't a great deal of fun
> walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge
> flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since
> you also
> ended up leaving your shoes, phone, and wallet with me. I
> couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you
> try to mug us again now could I?
>
>
> I took the liberty of calling your mother, or
> "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell phone, and
> explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and
> four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of
> gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor  home took
> 150 gallons and was extremely grateful.
>
>
> I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys
> over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your
> wallet. 
>
>
> I threw the wallet in a fancy pink
> "pimp mobile" that was double parked at the curb after I
> broke the windshield and side window out. I also keyed the drivers
> side with a big "Happy Face".
>
>
> I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your
> cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know
> which ones.
>
>
> Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only
> had the phone for a little over a da
> y now, so I don't know what's
> going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your
> service.
>
>
> I could only get in two threatening phone calls
> to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was
> really pissed. We had had a long chat. (I guess while
> he traced the number).
>
>
> I wiped my prints off the phone and tossed it
> through the 8 x 16 foot plate glass window of the downtown ACLU
> office.  I'm sure they'll get it back to you very quickly.
>
>
> I'd also like to apologize for not killing you
> and instead making you walk back home humiliated..
>
>
> I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice
> of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
>
>
> P.S. Remember this motto.......  an armed
> society is a polite society!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 12, 2009, 09:10:04 AM
"Did you see Cheney the other day? He threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home game. It was low and in the dirt -- kind of like his approval rating. ... Whose idea was it to use Cheney to throw out the first pitch? I mean, this guy's not known for his aim." --Jay Leno

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"He was booed. Cheney said he was very surprised. He thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers and candy." --David Letterman, on Cheney throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"Dick Cheney threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball game. And talk about irony. Did you hear what happened? He threw the ball and hit a quail. Killed it." --David Letterman

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"Here now a list of requirements for Dick Cheney's 'downtime suite': He wants bottled water. He wants decaffeinated coffee. He wants an ice bucket. He wants ammo. ... Cheney wants bottled water, decaffeinated coffee. He wants his lights on. He wants the temperature at 68 degrees, the TV's must be tuned to Fox news. I was thinking, 'My God, I wish they would have put this much preparation into the Iraqi War'" --David Letterman

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"Here's the detail I found most interesting: all the television sets must be tuned to Fox News. Wow! Because god forbid he walks into a hotel room, and the TV is on another channel, and he finds out what a sh---y job he's been doing. He's got avoid not just CNN and MSNBC, I think Animal Planet is doing stories on that now. ... There was one other detail on the bottom of the rider, it was handwritten and somewhat cryptic. He also requests a rifle, some ammo and an old man's face." --Jon Stewart, on Dick Cheney's hotel suite demands (Watch video clip)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"Dick Cheney said he felt terrible about shooting a 78-year-old man, but on the bright side, it did give him a great idea about how to fix Social Security." --Bill Maher
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 12, 2009, 01:03:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Susan T on May 16, 2009, 11:53:52 AM
In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,

Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
 
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
 
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a

large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is

taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change,

holding an empty cone with no hope of getting

any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 16, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelation
(http://www.borowitzreport.com/Uploads/2dae0349-1d6b-4628-ab19-fe908e3ecbd8.jpg)
 Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied in the Holy Scriptures.

While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable, few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelation.

"The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelation as a harbinger of the End of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota's School of Divinity.  "They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers.

According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."

When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario."
http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7023 (http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7023)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 18, 2009, 03:23:41 AM
(http://www.thepatriot.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obamaflake.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 18, 2009, 09:11:35 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/2/j/2/Cheney_The_Torturer.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 18, 2009, 12:19:11 PM
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/BBSoonerJax/ATT00097.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 18, 2009, 12:35:50 PM
(http://johntown.com/graphics/McCain.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 18, 2009, 11:02:53 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/j/2/cheney-hangs-around.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 19, 2009, 01:03:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 19, 2009, 01:06:20 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/k/kennedy_highwayends.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2009, 10:22:02 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/j/2/enhanced-interrogation-tech.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 20, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
(http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/17/2009/03/27/62764_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 20, 2009, 06:31:40 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/j/2/see-dick-run.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 20, 2009, 10:15:19 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/j/tedkennedy_gitmo.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 20, 2009, 10:16:38 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv05202009a20090520040322.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on May 20, 2009, 02:29:13 PM
([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/j/tedkennedy_gitmo.jpg[/url])


It would be funny, but it's not true. Many many died at Gitmo.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on May 20, 2009, 02:29:47 PM
([url]http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/17/2009/03/27/62764_600.jpg[/url])


Not really getting this one either, as Bush wrote the current years budget.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 23, 2009, 10:19:55 AM
(http://www.cagle.msnbc.com/news/PelosiProblem/images/bish.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 23, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/k/2/last-throes-of-cheney.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 26, 2009, 12:05:25 PM

(http://www.cagle.com/working/090508/varvel.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 29, 2009, 12:19:02 AM
(http://www.dispatch.com/dispatch/export-content/sites/dispatch/editorials/stories/stahler_main.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 29, 2009, 12:22:08 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/news/PelosiProblem/images/arial.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2009, 10:23:12 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/k/2/Republican-Big-Tent.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2009, 10:25:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2009, 10:26:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2009, 11:24:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 31, 2009, 10:33:39 AM
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/090528/beeler.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on May 31, 2009, 10:36:31 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/090515/beeler.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2009, 11:32:28 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/k/2/Obama-vs-Cheney.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2009, 11:33:01 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/l/2/Cheney-Torture-Chamber.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2009, 10:17:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 02, 2009, 10:28:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 02, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/l/2/us-consumer-confidence.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on June 05, 2009, 02:06:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 05, 2009, 09:06:02 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/l/2/Sotomayor-Pinata.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on June 07, 2009, 01:59:39 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz060509dAPR20090605031427.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 09, 2009, 12:10:36 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/l/2/Two-Thumbs-Down-For-Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: zard0z on June 09, 2009, 12:13:58 PM
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Now that's funny...;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ducksoup on June 09, 2009, 12:17:31 PM
I never looked at these before.  Some very funny cartoons.  Keep it up guys (or girls, or both) I will check back in now and again.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2009, 01:13:08 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/l/2/Obama-Overseas-Tour.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on June 10, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
(http://www.cagle.msnbc.com/news/HouseOfCards/images/breen.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on June 10, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
(http://www.cagle.msnbc.com/news/ObamaMuslims/images/ramirez.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 11, 2009, 01:15:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2009, 10:31:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 17, 2009, 08:45:28 AM
(http://www.livefreenow.org/images/cartoons/cartoon30.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: DontCare on June 18, 2009, 02:55:48 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/8/m/2/Gore-to-N-Korea.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ducksoup on June 18, 2009, 03:01:43 PM
Do you always follow FF wherever he posts?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2009, 03:02:50 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/m/2/Citizen-of-the-World.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: DontCare on June 18, 2009, 03:08:38 PM
Quote
Do you always follow FF wherever he posts?

O gee, do you always follow spud around sticking up for him.  If he dosn't want any one else to post here maybe he should lock it.  If not mind your own business. It was only a cartoon, heck I even like the ones spud puts up.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: DontCare on June 18, 2009, 03:11:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ducksoup on June 18, 2009, 03:14:23 PM
O gee, do you always follow spud around sticking up for him.  If he dosn't want any one else to post here maybe he should lock it.  If not mind your own business. It was only a cartoon, heck I even like the ones spud puts up.
Umm no I don't follow FF to defend him.  I take note of stalkers, which is what your alias was created to do.  It IS my business that you are STALKING and revealing personal information and thinking that it fun to make up an alias to go after someone you dislike.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: DontCare on June 18, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
You are wrong I have NEVER gave anyone's personal information so you need to mind you own business. 
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ducksoup on June 18, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
How did that go?  Someone should post his picture.  His parents (or was it dad, I dodn't remember) must be scum for raising  a kid like that.  A paraphrase.  I remember.  So, is this a fun game to pick on FF?  Is this totally amusing to be a stalker?  Why are you using an alias to do it?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: DontCare on June 18, 2009, 03:28:52 PM
I guess your real name is ducksoup.  Begining to believe you guys are nuts.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ducksoup on June 18, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
I believe that is called a non-denial denial. 
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 19, 2009, 06:46:10 AM
(http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reaganomics.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on June 19, 2009, 01:29:00 PM

FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
PSALM 2008-2012
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME
ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH, WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE..
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on June 19, 2009, 02:51:59 PM
(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/apr09/Barry_the_Terrible.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 19, 2009, 05:36:33 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/m/2/Palin-Kills.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 19, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/m/2/no-responsibility.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 20, 2009, 10:56:08 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/m/2/Right-Wing-Media-Hate.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 20, 2009, 10:56:58 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/m/2/cheney-everywhere.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 20, 2009, 10:57:44 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/m/2/gop-climate-position.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 21, 2009, 03:46:03 PM
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(http://images.craigslist.org/3n43pf3l8ZZZZZZZZZ96k38ecea26218b11af.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on June 22, 2009, 11:14:55 AM
(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/apr09/obamacare%20is%20coming.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on June 23, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/it_might_be_cool.png)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on June 23, 2009, 08:57:32 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fandom.png)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/o/2/Democrat-and-Republican-Aff.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:41:55 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Y/o/2/Republican-Sanctity-of-Marriage.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:42:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:43:49 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/o/2/Sanford-Stimulus.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:44:46 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/o/2/wilderness-years.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:45:37 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/o/2/GOP-Party-Values.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2009, 10:47:10 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/o/2/Family-Values-Party.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 28, 2009, 08:01:31 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-gop-candidates-republicanism.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2009, 12:57:00 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/k/2/healthcare-swamp.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2009, 12:57:21 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/k/2/healthcare-republican.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/e/2/Healthcare-Patient.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 11:04:56 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2176l5.jpg)

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 11:07:45 AM
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/LEPhunt/MovingBumbersticker.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:09:44 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/d/2/no-health-insurance.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 11:11:56 AM
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff84/wayne66_01/cartoons/Obama_howdy_doodat.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/8/unity.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:13:37 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/b/gop_paging_dr_freud.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:14:34 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/R/chickenhawks_onsale.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:15:27 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/N/bush_shadybunch.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2009, 11:39:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 12:30:29 PM
(http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp314/pauly_cy/obama_wants_change.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 12:32:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on June 30, 2009, 04:00:53 PM
Typical of the Conservative/Repuke types......nothing fresh......same old, same old.

LOL. I win. I got Frenchfry to blink! LOL LOL
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 01, 2009, 08:29:14 AM
The Dumbest Things Rush Limbaugh Has Ever Said

"The phony soldiers." --on U.S. service members who support withdrawal from Iraq


"He discusses his service in Iraq, the wounds he suffered there, and he says to me in this ad, 'Until you have the guts to call me a 'phony soldier' to my face, stop telling lies about my service.' You know, this is such a blatant use of a valiant combat veteran, lying to him about what I said, then strapping those lies to his belt, sending him out via the media in a TV ad to walk into as many people as he can walk into." --denouncing an ad by VoteVets.org featuring Iraq war veteran Brian McGough by likening him to a suicide bomber
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=3&f=22&su=p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&st=31&zu=http%3A//mediamatters.org/items/200710020014 (http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=3&f=22&su=p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&st=31&zu=http%3A//mediamatters.org/items/200710020014)



"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting." --on an ad by Michael J. Fox endorsing Claire McCaskill for Senate for supporting embryonic stem cell research (Watch video)
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=130&f=22&su=p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&st=31&zu=http%3A//www.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/25/olbermann-gives-us-the-visual-to-limbaughs-attack-on-michael-j-fox/ (http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=130&f=22&su=p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&st=31&zu=http%3A//www.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/25/olbermann-gives-us-the-visual-to-limbaughs-attack-on-michael-j-fox/)


"This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation...I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off?" --on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal


"Too many whites are getting away with drug use...Too many whites are getting away with drug sales...The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too." --in 1995

"I am addicted to prescription pain medication." --in 2003

(http://www.twolia.com/blogs/zoboxrox/files/2009/03/rushlimbaughwashigh.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 01, 2009, 11:08:52 AM
(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/jul09/frankenbunny.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 09, 2009, 09:42:13 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/q/2/palin-pit-bull-quitter.gif)

(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/q/2/winner-never-quits.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 09, 2009, 09:46:33 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/q/2/sanford-stimulus-package.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 10, 2009, 10:38:45 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/q/2/sex-scandal-alibis.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 11, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/p/2/Crazy-Old-Party.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 12, 2009, 12:21:49 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/q/2/franken-open-door.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 12, 2009, 12:23:57 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/q/2/jackson-or-palin.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 19, 2009, 02:29:45 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/q/2/family-values-kiss.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 19, 2009, 02:30:57 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/q/2/sotomayor-comparison.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 19, 2009, 02:31:42 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/q/2/sotomayor-confirmation.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 19, 2009, 02:32:28 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/q/2/palin-by-comparison.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Susan T on July 19, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

  As they walk, they come across a sign:
  "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

  "I am entering!" said Snow White.
  After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
  " First Place !," said Snow White.

  They continue walking and they see a sign:
  "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

  "I'm entering," says Superman.
  After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
  " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

  They continue walking when they see a sign:
  "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
  "I'm entering," says Pinocchio.
  After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
  "What happened?" they asked.
  "Who the heck is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 20, 2009, 11:28:44 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/q/2/wise-latina.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on July 21, 2009, 08:25:00 AM
Obama lied, the economy died
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on July 21, 2009, 10:09:00 AM
Obama lied, the economy died

Nope that thing was dead long before he said anything.

Or is that why it's funny? Because it's not true?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on July 21, 2009, 01:38:41 PM
Nope that thing was dead long before he said anything.

Or is that why it's funny? Because it's not true?

The socialist doth protest too much I think.

It's funny because it gets dems panties in a bunch.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on July 21, 2009, 01:56:06 PM
The socialist doth protest too much I think.

It's funny because it gets dems panties in a bunch.

First off, I am an admitted socialist, so that is not an insult to me. Secondly I am not a Democrat, nor were my 'panties in a bunch'

Just calling it as I see it. I don't happen to find it funny when it has no bearing on truth. (Plus the original was much better)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 21, 2009, 02:55:01 PM
First off, I am an admitted socialist, so that is not an insult to me. Secondly I am not a Democrat, nor were my 'panties in a bunch'


What's the difference?  Both are oppenents of the free market.  And a joke.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: jbs49238 on July 21, 2009, 06:03:32 PM
Obama's Health Care Plan.

Obama's New Stimulus Plan.

Cap and Trade.

Congress.

Senate.

Partisan Politics.

THESE ARE ALL VERY BAD JOKES!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 21, 2009, 06:59:32 PM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/im-on-to-you/Politics%203/SomaliaTaxIrsPiratePett__1239809498.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 22, 2009, 11:49:30 AM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/im-on-to-you/Politics%203/ahnc-teabagging.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 22, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/im-on-to-you/Politics%203/gop-tea-bags-us.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 24, 2009, 08:34:11 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/r/2/obama-not-citizen.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 24, 2009, 08:35:13 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/r/2/gop-killing-healthcare.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 24, 2009, 08:38:41 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/r/2/lion-share-of-healthcare.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 24, 2009, 08:39:58 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/r/2/slowing-down-healthcare-reform.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 24, 2009, 08:41:00 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/r/2/healthcare-status-quo.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: LessGovernment on July 24, 2009, 08:43:00 AM
Only ONE truth in that last cartoon...Republicans want POWER!

All politicians are big government...in the 40 years that I have been on this planet...the size and scope of government has only grown...Republican or Democrat...and it will remain that way as long as people "with no skin in the game" continue to vote themselves largesse from the public treasury...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on July 24, 2009, 10:54:57 AM
Here is a copy of an email I received:


New Health Care Plan Just in from the Blackhouse.


TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:


(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."


(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.


(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus"
from Roto-Rooter.


(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
"an apple a day."


(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.


(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.


(3) The only expense covered 100% is
"embalming."


(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on
them.


AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:


(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 25, 2009, 11:01:42 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/r/2/health-life-support.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 25, 2009, 11:02:14 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/r/2/gop-hearing-problem.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 25, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/r/2/health-care-moon.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 27, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/r/2/healthcare-costs-sign.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 29, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/T/r/2/too-big-to-fix.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 30, 2009, 07:52:41 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/s/2/Tastes-Great-Less-Filling.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 30, 2009, 07:53:45 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/r/2/healthcare-rush.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on July 30, 2009, 11:47:53 AM
(http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2009/teleprompter.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 30, 2009, 12:12:26 PM
(http://www.dispatch.com/wwwexportcontent/sites/dispatch/editorials/stories/2009/07/28.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 04:01:04 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/s/2/GOP-and-Birthers.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 04:01:37 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/r/2/gop-cash-for-clunkers.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 04:02:14 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/r/2/healthcare-recess.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 04:03:19 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/r/2/healthcare-lobbyists.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 04:04:41 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/s/2/Healthcare-Preexisting-Cond.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 31, 2009, 09:47:44 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/97236024_134b3b8a60.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 02, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/s/2/goodbye-palin.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 04, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/s/2/anti-obama-birther.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 04, 2009, 04:38:20 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/s/2/obama-birth-conspiracy.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 05, 2009, 11:23:21 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/s/2/obama-optimist.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on August 07, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c60bf53ef0120a4cfcd95970b-500wi)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 07, 2009, 11:42:57 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/s/2/preexisting-condition.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 08, 2009, 09:17:16 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/s/2/cash-for-clunkers-healthcar.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 08, 2009, 09:18:27 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/s/2/beer-vs-koolaid.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 09, 2009, 05:14:28 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/s/2/gall-street.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on August 10, 2009, 09:58:42 AM
(http://www.mgparrish.com/oats.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on August 10, 2009, 10:02:15 AM
(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Cash_for_Clankers_Medicare.png)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 10, 2009, 10:42:31 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/s/2/village-idiots.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 10, 2009, 11:40:02 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/s/2/health-care-protests.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on August 10, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Snake_Oil.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 10, 2009, 06:33:43 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/s/2/flying-monkey-protesters.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 11, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/s/2/obama-recess.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 12, 2009, 11:21:48 AM
 :D
(http://outfoxingkarlrove.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/god-is-a-republican-e.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 12, 2009, 11:23:09 AM
(http://nyudems.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/extinct_republican.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 12, 2009, 11:26:30 AM
(http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/political-pictures-republican-leaders-discuss-ideas.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 12, 2009, 11:27:52 AM
(http://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/republican-brain-lo-res.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 16, 2009, 04:09:40 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/s/s/2/great-american-discussion.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 16, 2009, 04:11:55 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/t/2/Truth-vs-Hysteria.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 16, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/t/2/dont-tread-on-me.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 16, 2009, 08:33:02 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/t/2/gop-conspiracy-nuts.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 18, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/t/2/health-care-screamers.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 18, 2009, 08:57:14 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/t/2/crade-to-grave-crazy.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 19, 2009, 11:25:42 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/t/2/healthcare-referee.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 20, 2009, 12:30:21 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/t/2/obama-palin-death-panels.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 20, 2009, 12:31:48 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/2/t/2/healthcare-aint-broke.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2009, 01:54:43 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/t/2/where-truth-lies.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2009, 01:55:54 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/t/2/pulling-plug-on-grandma.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2009, 01:56:33 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/t/2/guns-at-rallies.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2009, 02:00:09 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/t/2/Pull-the-Plug.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2009, 02:01:10 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/t/2/Denying-Claims.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2009, 12:20:37 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/t/2/town-hall-reenacters.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2009, 12:21:22 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/u/2/jerry-spring-town-hall.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2009, 12:22:10 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/t/2/public-option.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2009, 09:52:25 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/u/2/name-calling.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 24, 2009, 10:40:11 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/u/2/health-care-operation-game.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 25, 2009, 11:16:38 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/s/t/2/confuse-the-public-option.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on August 25, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/KG3/BFH_whats_the_diff.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 27, 2009, 07:59:18 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/u/2/devil-and-socialist.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 27, 2009, 08:00:06 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Y/u/2/glenn-beck-torture.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 28, 2009, 12:08:10 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/u/2/Seeing-Eye-Blue-Dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 28, 2009, 12:26:57 PM
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4967/outrageous.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2009, 11:38:09 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/u/2/Kennedy-Legacy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2009, 11:39:52 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/u/2/End-of-Camelot.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/u/2/kennedy-tributes.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2009, 11:41:56 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/u/2/classy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2009, 11:42:51 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/u/2/kennedy-proud-liberal.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 30, 2009, 12:13:50 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/u/2/RIP-Ted-Kennedy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 30, 2009, 12:14:36 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/u/2/dead-kennedy-cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 30, 2009, 12:15:14 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/u/2/kennedy-sail.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on August 31, 2009, 11:42:37 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R2_ELah3-FI/AAAAAAAADe0/uZV1SQT5nZ0/s400/071224-kennedy-compassion-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on August 31, 2009, 11:43:14 AM
(http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IMAGES/CARTOONS/toon082109.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on August 31, 2009, 11:43:39 AM
(http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IMAGES/CARTOONS/toon081309.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 01, 2009, 12:50:38 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/t/2/Insurance-Death-Panel.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 01, 2009, 12:53:24 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/u/2/obama-vs-blue-dogs.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 01, 2009, 12:54:33 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/u/2/media-and-crazies.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Jim Richards on September 01, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
([url]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4967/outrageous.jpg[/url])

Ha!!!! That's eye-opening in one little pic.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 02, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090828/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 02, 2009, 10:57:15 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090821/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 02, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090821/cartoons_08.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 02, 2009, 11:18:40 AM
Normal Joe
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 03, 2009, 07:48:45 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090814/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 03, 2009, 07:49:26 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090814/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 03, 2009, 07:50:30 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090814/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on September 04, 2009, 08:00:30 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L6pDyjqqsvY/SpoZydkfqGI/AAAAAAAAdjY/DNpG4fnucac/s1600/obama%2Bmarxists.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 05, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/r/2/healthcare-rush.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on September 05, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
Obama's penis is so large I hear he calls it air force two.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 06, 2009, 08:14:26 AM
Obama's penis is so large I hear he calls it air force two.

Haha
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 06, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/v/2/full-coverage.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 06, 2009, 03:23:13 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/v/2/nope-answer.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 10:25:45 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/v/2/gop-ouija-board.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 10:26:30 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/v/2/waiting-on-obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 10:27:09 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/v/2/climate-of-insanity.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 07, 2009, 11:04:17 PM
Ritchie Valens La Bamba spoof - La Obama barack music video funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZE3reotH-o#normal)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 11:08:00 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090807/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090807/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 11:09:05 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090807/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 11:10:19 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090807/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2009, 11:13:05 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090730/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 09, 2009, 12:29:43 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/u/2/kill-bill.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 09, 2009, 03:32:12 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/diversity_CIA.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 09, 2009, 11:58:49 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090904/cartoons_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 10, 2009, 12:15:53 AM
([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/v/2/next-glenn-beck.jpg[/url])


That's kind of what I picture Joe looks like...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 09:39:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 09:39:49 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 09:40:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on September 10, 2009, 11:27:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 11:13:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2009, 11:21:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 11, 2009, 10:10:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 11, 2009, 10:11:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 11, 2009, 10:14:42 AM
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amazing what 20 minutes at the hands of a master can do isn't it ???
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 12, 2009, 06:19:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2009, 11:52:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2009, 12:08:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2009, 12:09:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2009, 12:11:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 14, 2009, 11:18:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 14, 2009, 11:21:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 14, 2009, 11:47:53 AM
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Hadn't seen that one...  Thx...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on September 14, 2009, 11:48:47 AM
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I had seen that one and actually saved it to post later...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 15, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on September 15, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: jbs49238 on September 15, 2009, 03:55:01 PM
From a bumper sticker:

 GRNAHOLM'S MOLE
Michigans only growth.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 16, 2009, 09:04:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 16, 2009, 09:05:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 16, 2009, 09:06:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 16, 2009, 09:07:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 16, 2009, 09:50:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 17, 2009, 01:17:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 17, 2009, 10:02:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 20, 2009, 11:29:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 20, 2009, 11:30:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 22, 2009, 05:47:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 22, 2009, 05:47:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on September 22, 2009, 07:01:06 PM
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me" So the Pope slapped her.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 23, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on September 23, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 24, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 25, 2009, 10:12:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 26, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 26, 2009, 09:05:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 28, 2009, 01:12:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 29, 2009, 10:04:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 29, 2009, 10:05:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on October 01, 2009, 01:11:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 01, 2009, 08:59:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 02, 2009, 11:39:43 AM
lol I like that GONE counter in a way, but I feel the pressure of hoping Americans will break from the same old Repub and Dem routine and get back to the principles this great country was founded on.
I think the money aspect of the election is prejudiced against independent candidates. Of course the Repubs and Dems have stacked the system to favor themselves. Government is high on power and serving the elite and doing nothing but living on borrowed time and burning up our children's future by dragging us into a black hole of debt.
I believe the Constitution was made in good faith by some, but others had evil intentions from the start. I do want government, I am not an anarchist, but I don't want this wicked monstrosity government has become!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on October 02, 2009, 01:06:01 PM
lol I like that GONE counter in a way, but I feel the pressure of hoping Americans will break from the same old Repub and Dem routine and get back to the principles this great country was founded on.
I think the money aspect of the election is prejudiced against independent candidates. Of course the Repubs and Dems have stacked the system to favor themselves. Government is high on power and serving the elite and doing nothing but living on borrowed time and burning up our children's future by dragging us into a black hole of debt.
I believe the Constitution was made in good faith by some, but others had evil intentions from the start. I do want government, I am not an anarchist, but I don't want this wicked monstrosity government has become!


I didn't laugh at your joke.....

j/k  You bring up some serious issues that are worth discussing in their item. This thread is for:

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 02, 2009, 02:45:29 PM
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Crybaby...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 02, 2009, 04:47:30 PM
MM likes the "time 'til gone counter" and seems to have issues with the duopoly in power yet seems to support anything GOP.....even those that display Republican avatars.

People can play the independent moderate thinker card all they want but they are only fooling themselves.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2009, 09:53:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 03, 2009, 10:03:31 AM
I'm not a "good" Republican or Democrat. I don't feel like either party would welcome me, but that's okay, because I'm done with both!!!
Not saying I won't ever vote for one, but that is how I am doing my voting...one at a time based on do I believe they represent God, America, my family and me.

This isn't a joke, and don't expect people to hold back from commenting on political cartoons, because most of them use humor to make very serious observations and statements.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 04, 2009, 05:50:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 04, 2009, 05:53:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 04, 2009, 09:48:39 AM
Good commentary on insurance cos. FF! I think the government is an insurance company too and the only thing worse would be ONE big bad insurance company!


(http://cagle.com/working/091002/beeler.jpg)
Whoopi really pmo on this one. Where are all the feminists?
!!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 04, 2009, 09:49:50 AM
One of these days I'm going to get around to publishing my political cartoons.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 04, 2009, 04:42:28 PM
Good commentary on insurance cos. FF! I think the government is an insurance company too and the only thing worse would be ONE big bad insurance company!

Wow. That is way too insightful for the joke thread. ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on October 04, 2009, 05:45:31 PM
I'm still having trouble posting pics so I'll post a link to the web page where the pictures is too...

 [url]http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/Funny-Protest-Signs/Thank-You-FOX-News.htm]http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/Funny-Protest-Signs/Thank-You-FOX-News.htm] [url]http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/Funny-Protest-Signs/Thank-You-FOX-News.htm (http://[url=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/Funny-Protest-Signs/Thank-You-FOX-News.htm) [/url]


(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/v/2/thank-you-fox-infromed.jpg])
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on October 04, 2009, 06:34:28 PM
I'm still having trouble posting pics so I'll post a link to the web page where the pictures is too...

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([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/v/2/thank-you-fox-infromed.jpg[/url]])

here it is BRD
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 05, 2009, 02:05:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 05, 2009, 03:40:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 05, 2009, 10:52:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 05, 2009, 10:54:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 06, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 07, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Noki49 on October 07, 2009, 12:23:29 PM
([url]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-right-wing-protesters-czars-commies.jpg[/url])


Now, that's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 07, 2009, 01:40:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on October 07, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 08, 2009, 05:15:25 AM
([url]http://cagle.com/working/090727/gcampbell.jpg[/url])


Actually I would find this quite interesting.  Both my girlfriend and I have always wondered what human flesh tastes like.  We are in agreement that if one of us should die while dating then the other must "try" the other.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 08, 2009, 10:41:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 09, 2009, 11:32:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on October 10, 2009, 12:28:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: crashbee on October 10, 2009, 12:46:56 AM
Hey people!  Cut Obama a little slack will ya!!
When he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, it was a very difficult birth.
His mother was in Nairobi, Kenya.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Tiny on October 10, 2009, 12:58:52 AM
Actually I would find this quite interesting.  Both my girlfriend and I have always wondered what human flesh tastes like.  We are in agreement that if one of us should die while dating then the other must "try" the other.

Why wait till she dies?  ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 10, 2009, 09:12:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 10, 2009, 09:13:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 10, 2009, 09:14:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 12:29:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 12:30:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 12:31:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 12:32:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on October 12, 2009, 10:14:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: JustMe on October 12, 2009, 10:17:11 AM
(http://www.cagle.msnbc.com/news/ObamaNobelPrize/images/payne2.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 10:42:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 10:11:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2009, 10:12:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 13, 2009, 04:05:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: eriemermaid on October 13, 2009, 05:39:07 PM
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful.
Their liberal counterpart sees himself as a victim in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 14, 2009, 12:44:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 14, 2009, 12:45:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 14, 2009, 12:45:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 12:01:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 09:13:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 09:13:48 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/z/2/Limbaugh-Rams-Bus.jpg)(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/y/2/Rush-Limbaugh-Deflated.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monroe Guy on October 16, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monroe Guy on October 16, 2009, 05:35:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 05:46:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monroe Guy on October 16, 2009, 05:54:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monroe Guy on October 16, 2009, 05:55:48 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/news/ACORN09/images/granlund.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2009, 05:56:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2009, 02:32:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: MrBig on October 19, 2009, 10:07:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2009, 10:18:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on October 19, 2009, 10:23:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 21, 2009, 12:34:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 22, 2009, 11:53:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 22, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on October 22, 2009, 05:14:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 22, 2009, 10:02:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 24, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 24, 2009, 10:17:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 26, 2009, 05:51:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 27, 2009, 12:24:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2009, 04:42:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2009, 04:43:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2009, 04:44:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2009, 04:45:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2009, 04:47:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 29, 2009, 12:01:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: crashbee on October 29, 2009, 12:59:16 AM
Personally I don't believe B.H.O. was born in Kenya.  Mars, Pluto, Saturn, maybe!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:33:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:34:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:35:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:37:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 31, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 01, 2009, 10:10:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 04, 2009, 11:58:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 04, 2009, 10:53:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 06, 2009, 11:15:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 06, 2009, 11:16:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 07, 2009, 09:24:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 07, 2009, 09:25:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 08, 2009, 10:10:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:11:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:18:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:19:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:23:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:23:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2009, 11:26:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 10, 2009, 11:54:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2009, 10:23:10 AM
A repeat
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 09:59:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 10:01:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 10:03:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on November 13, 2009, 10:24:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 10:47:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 10:48:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2009, 10:50:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2009, 10:08:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on November 16, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2009, 10:57:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2009, 10:58:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2009, 11:00:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 17, 2009, 11:41:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on November 18, 2009, 09:27:40 AM
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2009, 10:39:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Freedomfry on November 19, 2009, 09:20:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 19, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 20, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2009, 12:13:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2009, 12:14:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2009, 11:32:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 25, 2009, 11:19:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 25, 2009, 11:20:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 28, 2009, 09:31:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 28, 2009, 09:32:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 28, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: blue2 on November 28, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
I'm pretty sure the liberals will find this offensive because none of their stuff is.

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

 

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

 

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What’s your IQ" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ckirish on November 29, 2009, 12:29:28 AM
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next time around, the bells are not always audible.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 29, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 30, 2009, 09:10:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 30, 2009, 09:12:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 30, 2009, 09:13:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 02, 2009, 03:24:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 03, 2009, 10:38:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 05, 2009, 02:20:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 05, 2009, 03:27:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 06, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 08, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 08, 2009, 12:13:21 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 10, 2009, 12:53:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 11, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 11, 2009, 10:13:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 12, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 13, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on December 13, 2009, 06:27:55 PM
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That might be the worst photoshop job I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 13, 2009, 06:29:24 PM
That might be the worst photoshop job I have ever seen.


I concur.  Is this one any better?

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2009, 11:25:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 14, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on December 15, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 15, 2009, 02:58:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 15, 2009, 11:59:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 22, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 25, 2009, 06:32:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 25, 2009, 08:31:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2009, 12:53:59 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ThePeracha on December 27, 2009, 04:31:25 AM
Liberals are so open minded that their brains fall out.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2009, 10:39:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2009, 10:40:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2009, 10:42:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 27, 2009, 11:53:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 01:11:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:38:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:39:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:40:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:41:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:42:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2009, 08:42:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 30, 2009, 01:07:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 09:45:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 05:52:27 PM
He's got fans in the drug market: they're ecstatic with their ecstasy pills, too.  How quaint.
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 05:54:41 PM
He might not be athletic, just like he's not a PeaceMaker, but who sez he can't win one of those awards, too?!
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 05:56:59 PM
Yeah, well, he's a fumbler, so I guess the SuperBowl MVP would be out of his league, but hitting little black things might be more his style. . .
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 06:03:14 PM
With Hitlery safely out of his way, for the time being, kinda like 'ole Bill. . .
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 06:04:59 PM
. . . but spring training is right around the corner!  He could play with little white balls, instead!
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on December 31, 2009, 06:08:45 PM
But, seriously, enough about men playing with their balls: now we know why FF hates Repukes so much:
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Bushisms
Adventures in George W. Bushspeak

"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened." --George W. Bush, on what he hopes to accomplish with his memoir, as reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009

"One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

"People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

"You know, I'm the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President." --George W. Bush, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 06:35:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IAN081P8I&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IAN081P8I&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 06:37:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 06:43:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2009, 07:47:06 PM
Q: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a Compassionate Conservative and a Mean Conservative are walking down the street. They see a $100 bill lying on the ground. Who gets it?

A: The Mean Conservative, naturally. The other three are fictional.

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A conservative, his mother, a ten year old kid, and Santa Claus are walking down the street. They see a $100 dollar bill lying on the ground. Who gets it?

Answer: The conservative. Santa Claus doesn't exist, so he doesn't have a chance. And the conservative, seeing an opportunity to get his hands on $100, punches the ten year old in the face and pushes his mother in front of a speeding car. By default, the conservative is the only one left, so he gets the money.

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Rush Limbaugh and Linda Trip were riding in an elevator together. Suddenly Linda pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!" Rush ripped off his clothes and said "Okay! Fold these!"

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Bush Called Former President Clinton one afternoon.

"Hello, Bill? It's Dubya. Say, I've been meanin' ta ask ya sumthin'. How did you do so well with the ladies when you were president?"

"I'll tell ya, George. The trick is to dazzle them with charm and intelligent conversation."

"Yeah, but what can I do?" asked Bush.

Clinton paused. "Well, George, if all else fails, try puttin' a potato down your pants. That works every time."

The next week, Bush called Clinton again.

"Bill? Dubya. Laura was in Crawford over the weekend and I got to go stag to the embassy ball. I tried the potato trick, but all the ladies kept their distance."

"I know, I saw the ball on C-SPAN," laughed Clinton. "Next time, try puttin' the potato down the front of your pants."

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Q-What's a 12 letter word for liar?

Answer-Conservative
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 03, 2010, 10:48:32 AM
A liberal says "My glass is half full."
A conservative says, "Who drank half my water?"
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What's the difference between liberals and conservatives?

A liberal wins the lottery and throws a party.

A conservative wins the lottery and complains that he has to pay taxes on it.
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How many Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   
Trick question since Conservatives only screw poor people.
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George "Dubya" Bush dies. His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there's a problem: We seldom see a Republican around these parts, so
we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer." says Dubya.

"I'd like to just let you in, but I have orders from the Man Himself: He says you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must choose where you'll live for eternity."

"But, I've already made up my mind; I want to be in Heaven."
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to an elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush golf course; the sun is shining in a cloudless sky, the temperature a perfect 72 degrees. In the distance is a beautiful clubhouse. Standing in front of it his dad...and thousands of other Republicans who had helped him out over the
years...Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Jerry Falwell.... The whole of the "Right" was there...everyone laughing...happy.... casually but expensively dressed.

They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at expense of the "suckers and peasants". They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.

The Devil himself comes up to Bush with a frosty drink, "Have a
Margarita and relax, Dubya!"

"Uh, I can't drink no more, I took a pledge," says Junior, dejectedly.

"This is Hell, son: you can drink and eat all you want and not worry,
and it just gets better from there!"

Dubya takes the drink and finds himself liking the Devil, who he thinks is a really very friendly guy who tells funny jokes and pulls hilarious nasty pranks. kind of like a Yale Skull and Bones brother with real horns.

They are having such a great time that, before he realizes it, it's time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Bush steps on the elevator and heads upward.

When the elevator door reopens, he is in Heaven again and St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit Heaven," the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Bush is made to hang out with a bunch of honest,
good-natured people who enjoy each other's company, talk about things
other than money, and treat each other decently. Not a nasty prank or frat boy joke among them; no fancy country clubs and, while the food tastes great, it's not caviar or lobster. And these people are all poor, he doesn't see anybody he knows, and he isn't even treated like someone special!

Worst of all, to Dubya, Jesus turns out to be some kind of Jewish hippie with his endless 'peace' and 'do unto others' jive.

"Whoa," he says uncomfortably to himself, "Pat Robertson never prepared me for this!"

The day done, St. Peter returns and says, "Well, then, you've spent a
day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for eternity."

With the 'Jeopardy' theme playing softly in the background, Dubya
reflects for a minute, then answers: "Well, I would never have thought I'd say this -- I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all --but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to Hell.

The doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial waste.. kind of like Houston. He is horrified to see all of his friends, dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime.

The Devil comes over to Dubya and puts an arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers a shocked Dubya, "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and a clubhouse and we ate lobster and
caviar...drank booze. We screwed around and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!"

The Devil looks at him, smiles slyly, and purrs, "Yesterday we were
campaigning; today you voted for us."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=110&topic_id=4833&mesg_id=5437 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=110&topic_id=4833&mesg_id=5437)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2010, 11:16:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2010, 11:17:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 05, 2010, 09:19:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 05, 2010, 09:20:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 05, 2010, 09:20:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 05, 2010, 09:22:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2010, 01:57:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2010, 01:59:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2010, 02:07:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2010, 02:07:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2010, 11:15:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2010, 11:16:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2010, 11:17:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2010, 11:18:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on January 10, 2010, 03:56:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 10, 2010, 04:00:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on January 10, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 10, 2010, 04:17:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 11, 2010, 08:23:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 11, 2010, 08:24:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: tree hugging liberal on January 12, 2010, 12:13:36 PM
Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/biden_criticized_for_appearing_in#id100088)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: tree hugging liberal on January 12, 2010, 12:18:37 PM
White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is#id97382)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 13, 2010, 01:15:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 14, 2010, 09:49:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 15, 2010, 08:02:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 15, 2010, 01:48:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 15, 2010, 11:54:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2010, 09:05:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2010, 09:16:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 22, 2010, 11:29:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 22, 2010, 11:30:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on January 22, 2010, 12:02:33 PM
Subject: DON RICKLES ON  DEMOCRATS



Only Don Rickles could get away with saying this stuff.  Don Rickles  Roasts the Dems in Las Vegas  appearance



 

Hello,  dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the  accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint -  A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man.   You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply  ignorance.  Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee  Herman look like Mr. T.   And Reid's so dumb he  makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.    Nevada  is soooo screwed!   If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin  Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy  Pelosi, hubba, hubba!   Ey baby, you must've been something before  electricity.   Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and  talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.   She really is an  idiot. Madame Speaker... Want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says  she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame  Pelossilini.

Charlie Rangel.... Still alive and still robbing the  taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only  man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but  forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the  Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian  Banker.

Barney Frank  -  he's a better actor than Fred  Flintstone.   Consider...   He and Dodd caused the  whole financial meltdown and they're not only not serving time with  Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!    Let's all admit it...   Barney Frank slobbers more than  a sheepdog on Novocain.   How did this guy get elected?    Oh, that's right... he's from Massachusetts.    That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John  Kerry -- man of the people!

You know, if Senator  Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him.    Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a  "lying weasel," it may be time to retire.   Dodd's involved in more  shady deals than the Clintons.   Even Rangel looks up to  him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you...   Especially given your upbringing.   All you've overcome...    I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom  factory.   I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works  for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion  compared to that of thousands of others?   Gibbs does his best  expositional work in the bathroom every morning.

As for President  Obama, what can I say?   They say President Obama's arrogant and  aloof, but I don't agree.   Now it's true when you enter the room,  you have to kiss his ring.   I don't mind, but he has it in his back  pocket.   His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply  pass through it.   

Obama  lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was  Barack.   Just don't ask about his middle name!   But  Obama was able to set a record...   He actually lied more in 60 days  than Bill Clinton.   As far as his administration -- what with  the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well, in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's  like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out  there."

With all due respect.

 FOR  THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE  YOUR BOUNTY.


edited to add youtube link:
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLs6zhWEia8&feature=related#) ^
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on January 22, 2010, 12:46:31 PM




You expect me to read that?!? It was over a paragraph!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Noki49 on January 22, 2010, 04:17:55 PM
([url]http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100116/cartoons_03.jpg[/url])


I laughed, then I cried.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 22, 2010, 04:57:32 PM
Subject: DON RICKLES ON  DEMOCRATS
Only Don Rickles could get away with saying this stuff.  Don Rickles  Roasts the Dems in Las Vegas  appearance
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLs6zhWEia8&feature=related#[/url])
Hmmmm....video removed for terms of use violation

Don Rickles didn't say those things and you didn't provide proper attribution.....it appears your post has violated the MT terms as well
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 24, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 24, 2010, 10:53:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 24, 2010, 10:54:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 25, 2010, 08:48:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 26, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 26, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 26, 2010, 04:59:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 27, 2010, 09:44:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 12:39:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 12:40:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 10:39:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 10:39:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 10:40:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 01, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 04, 2010, 12:23:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 04, 2010, 12:24:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on February 04, 2010, 01:11:30 PM
HOPE. It’s what’s for breakfast!

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 04, 2010, 01:19:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 04, 2010, 01:45:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 05, 2010, 02:26:12 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/C/3/Tea-Party-Convention.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on February 05, 2010, 05:24:35 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) In a brief statement, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin apologized for describing White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel as “Obama’d”.

“All I meant to say,” said Palin, “was that sometimes Rahm says things that are kind of Biden, and in the heat of the moment, I slipped and said he was ‘completely Obama’d’. It’s a phrase that many people who are sick of the government’s liberal, nanny-state agenda toss around as a casual epithet. I didn’t stop to consider how hurtful it is to people who, because of some tragic mental handicap, actually embrace the Obama agenda.”

“It was a very Reid thing for me to say. I Pelosied up, and I’m sorry for being such a complete Axelrod.”

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 05, 2010, 06:06:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 05, 2010, 06:07:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 07, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 07, 2010, 07:41:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 08, 2010, 10:25:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 08, 2010, 11:16:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 08, 2010, 11:17:10 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100205/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 09, 2010, 10:43:41 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100205/cartoons_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 09, 2010, 10:44:20 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100205/cartoons_08.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 11, 2010, 10:18:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 11, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 11, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 01:09:41 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/8/F/3/President-Palin-Briefing.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 01:10:37 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/E/3/Palin-Shower.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 01:11:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 01:12:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 07:19:05 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/E/3/Obama-Sisyphus.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 07:20:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2010, 07:31:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 13, 2010, 11:12:52 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/E/3/Palin-Mocks-Teleprompter.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 13, 2010, 11:13:36 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/F/3/Note-For-Palin.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 13, 2010, 11:14:58 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/E/3/Palin-2012-Debate.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 13, 2010, 11:15:40 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/E/3/palin-hand-written-speech.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on February 13, 2010, 11:37:09 AM
LOL....I like that one, Fry.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 14, 2010, 02:47:26 PM
From an email:

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
 
 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
 
 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 14, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/C/3/Pinning-Hopes-on-Brown.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 15, 2010, 12:18:49 PM
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Rahm Emanuel (http://www.hulu.com/embed/cfMsTgioCky4dCOkcvkUDw)


If only this had been real....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 15, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-sarah-palin-winning-debate.jpg?w=460&h=333)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on February 15, 2010, 12:26:20 PM
Shaggy is on a role today 8* 8* 8*
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 15, 2010, 12:33:00 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100212/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 15, 2010, 12:34:47 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100212/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 16, 2010, 11:38:00 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100212/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 17, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Noki49 on February 17, 2010, 05:01:09 PM
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Rahm Emanuel ([url]http://www.hulu.com/embed/cfMsTgioCky4dCOkcvkUDw[/url])


If only this had been real....



If only...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 19, 2010, 07:45:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 19, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/G/3/Obama-Roots-for-USA.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 19, 2010, 08:40:58 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-pro-aborition-rally-palins-book.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 20, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 20, 2010, 12:09:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 20, 2010, 12:11:02 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/G/3/Stimulus-Checks-and-GOP.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 21, 2010, 02:39:52 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/G/3/We-Probably-Wont.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 21, 2010, 02:41:20 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/G/3/Elephant-in-Room.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 21, 2010, 04:37:14 PM

(http://www.cagle.com/working/100219/margulies.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 21, 2010, 09:57:35 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100219/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 22, 2010, 09:30:06 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100219/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 22, 2010, 09:36:42 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100219/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 23, 2010, 09:14:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 23, 2010, 11:23:40 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100219/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 23, 2010, 11:24:37 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100219/cartoons_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 23, 2010, 12:07:26 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-george-w-bush-tanks-pew.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 24, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/G/3/Voters-vs-Incumbents.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 24, 2010, 10:11:07 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/C/3/dont-ask-dont-tell-review.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 25, 2010, 10:05:42 AM

(http://www.cagle.com/working/100224/fitzsimmons.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 26, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
The Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the
 United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneath
 Haiti after him. The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault"
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 26, 2010, 08:12:48 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100226/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 09:42:11 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100226/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 09:43:01 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100226/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100227/keefe.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2010, 01:55:56 PM

(http://www.cagle.com/working/100226/holbert.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:03:20 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100226/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:04:45 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/H/3/Tea-Party-Movement.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:05:24 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/H/3/Tea-Party-Nostalgia.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:06:16 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/H/3/Obama-Fails.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:07:10 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/H/3/Disagreeable-Protester.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2010, 02:08:19 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/H/3/Incremental-Reform.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2010, 02:42:05 PM
(http://www.toddalbert.com/files/images/health_care.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2010, 02:43:35 PM
(http://www.unionleader.com/uploads/media-items/2007/february/219toon.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
CartoonStock will come after you...that's why I deleted everything from them
Thanks for the heads up
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 28, 2010, 10:55:00 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Y/H/3/Obama-Great-Debate.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 28, 2010, 10:55:56 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/H/3/health-summit.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 28, 2010, 10:56:55 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/H/3/Health-Care-Compromise.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 28, 2010, 06:40:32 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100128/stantis.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 28, 2010, 06:43:56 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100211/garymccoy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/H/3/Republican-Sweeping-HCR.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2010, 10:49:02 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/H/3/Stimulus-Hypocrite.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2010, 08:53:45 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/H/3/Stimulus-Hypocrisy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2010, 08:54:40 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/H/3/Tiger-For-Congress.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2010, 08:55:20 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/H/3/Toyota-Candor.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 02, 2010, 01:11:57 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100301/trever.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 02, 2010, 01:13:42 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100301/wolverton.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 02, 2010, 10:15:54 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/H/3/New-Senate-Rules.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 02, 2010, 10:17:21 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/H/3/Health-Reform-Partisanship.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 03, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100302/beeler.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 03, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100302/fitzsimmons.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 05, 2010, 08:49:01 AM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100304/trever.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 08, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-bush-abdullah-arab-date.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on March 08, 2010, 03:43:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 08, 2010, 10:37:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 08, 2010, 11:00:46 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/I/3/Tea-Party-vs-HCR.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 08, 2010, 11:01:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 09, 2010, 11:05:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 09, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 09, 2010, 11:07:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2010, 11:15:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2010, 05:55:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on March 09, 2010, 06:15:16 PM
([url]http://www.cagle.com/working/100305/lester.jpg[/url])


Is there supposed to be something bad in this one? I fully support the right for a woman to choose.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 10, 2010, 07:50:12 AM
([url]http://www.cagle.com/working/100305/lester.jpg[/url])


Dude, that would be so sweet. I have always wanted to eat a baby.  My liberal overlords tell me they're delicious.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2010, 08:50:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 10, 2010, 10:12:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2010, 10:17:55 AM
Umm...Cagle and cartoonstock are the same...they'll come after you.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2010, 10:19:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 11, 2010, 10:52:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on March 13, 2010, 03:39:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 14, 2010, 03:49:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 14, 2010, 03:50:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 14, 2010, 11:53:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on March 15, 2010, 09:15:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 15, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 16, 2010, 11:20:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 16, 2010, 06:50:41 PM
The Mayan calendar ends in 2012--- did they see her coming?
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http://toledo.craigslist.org/rnr/1644078582.html (http://toledo.craigslist.org/rnr/1644078582.html)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 16, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
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http://toledo.craigslist.org/rnr/1644016468.html (http://toledo.craigslist.org/rnr/1644016468.html)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 17, 2010, 10:45:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ThePeracha on March 17, 2010, 04:08:38 PM
A long, but funny one:
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark." And in a flash of lightning He delivered the specifications for an Ark.

"OK," said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints.

"Six months, and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You’d better have the Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time."

And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark.

"Noah," shouted the Lord, "where is My Ark?"

A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah. "Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn’t meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans. Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. My neighbors objected claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission..

Then I had a big problem getting enough wood for the Ark because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I needed the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn’t let me catch any owls. So no owls. Then the carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or a hammer. Now we have 16 carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls.

Then I started gathering up animals, and got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me taking only two of each kind. Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn’t complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn’t take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being.

Then the Army Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plan. I sent them a globe. Right now I’m still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croatians I’m supposed to hire, the IRS has seized all my assets claiming I’m trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country, and I just got a notice from the state about owing some kind of use tax. I really don’t think I can finish your Ark for at least another five years," Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean you’re not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked, hopefully.

"Wrong!" thundered the Lord. "But being Lord of the Universe has its advantages. I fully intend to smite the Earth, but with something far worse than a flood. Something Man invented himself—GOVERNMENT!"
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ThePeracha on March 17, 2010, 04:10:17 PM
Another long, but funny one:
A Story of Creation
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.
Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for the earthly part.

At the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative.

Then God said, "Let there be light."

Officials immediately demanded to know how the light would be made. Would it require strip mining? What about thermal pollution?

God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire, and provisional approval was granted with the proviso that no smoke would result.

The authorities demanded the issuance of a building permit, and (to conserve energy) required that the light be left off half the time. God agreed, saying he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night." Officials replied that they were only interested in protecting the environment, not in semantics.

God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed."

The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.

Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth."

Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.

Everything went along smoothly until God declared that he intended to complete the project in six days.

Officials informed God it would take at least 200 days to review his many waiver applications and environmental impact statements. After that there would have to be a public hearing, and then there would be a 10-12 month probationary period before....

At this point, God created Hell.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 18, 2010, 04:01:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 18, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 18, 2010, 11:18:09 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/J/3/Obama-Reform-Push.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 18, 2010, 11:19:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 18, 2010, 11:21:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 19, 2010, 04:37:07 AM
This is a real news clipping.

(http://cheezprobablybadnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120572948128103.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 19, 2010, 05:11:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 19, 2010, 05:50:24 AM
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Please note this is Fox "News".....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on March 19, 2010, 07:55:56 AM
This is a real news clipping.

([url]http://cheezprobablybadnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120572948128103.jpg[/url])


That explains everything now!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 19, 2010, 08:21:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 19, 2010, 08:24:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 10:35:33 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100312/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 10:36:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 10:36:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 19, 2010, 03:42:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 19, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 19, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 09:52:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2010, 09:53:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 12:03:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 12:05:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 12:08:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2010, 12:14:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2010, 12:14:59 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2010, 12:15:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2010, 12:16:35 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/J/3/Political-Fiction.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2010, 12:17:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 08:07:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 08:09:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 20, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM100320CLR-ObamaCar20100320031540.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 21, 2010, 02:32:58 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz032110dAPR20100320021353.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 21, 2010, 11:24:19 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100319/holbert.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 22, 2010, 12:38:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 22, 2010, 06:43:45 AM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM100320CLR-ObamaCar20100320031540.jpg[/url])



You're trying to pass this off as funny when it's nothing more than a series of lies?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2010, 09:28:51 AM

You're trying to pass this off as funny when it's nothing more than a series of lies?
Its a political cartoon..... but since you feel the need to start a dialogue

Only time will tell!
Come back in a few years and let me know how much it reduced our defecit.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 22, 2010, 11:43:41 AM
So its ok to spread lies as long as there's a goofy picture?  I'm seriously offended by that thing...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ThePeracha on March 22, 2010, 12:22:09 PM
So its ok to spread lies as long as there's a goofy picture?  I'm seriously offended by that thing...

Relax, Marlin. This is supposed to be a funny thread, not some place to start a debate. If you don't like a picture, post a joke or cartoon back, but don't be debating. I don't think many people want this thread to become a place for a debate.
Its a political cartoon..... but since you feel the need to start a dialogue.

Professor H, don't be starting a debate either. Just jokes or cartoons.
(http://pottokettle.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/uncle-sam-cartoon-pelosi-reid-obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 22, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
Relax, Marlin. This is supposed to be a funny thread, not some place to start a debate. If you don't like a picture, post a joke or cartoon back, but don't be debating. I don't think many people want this thread to become a place for a debate. Professor H, don't be starting a debate either. Just jokes or cartoons.


Yeah but if it isn't funny, it isn't funny.  Not to mention the fact I NEVER thought someone would find a way to offend me.....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2010, 01:51:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on March 24, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
Gonorrhea Lectim
 
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
 
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
 
Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
 
It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
 
Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
 
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on March 24, 2010, 05:04:00 PM
(http://img2.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/5260/5260222afb70386e8a448c2a8160850e9b681c3.jpg) (http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=5260222&showlnk=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 24, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv03242010a20100324033919.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 24, 2010, 05:40:14 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk0324j20100324011947.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 24, 2010, 05:42:03 PM
Unless you've been cheat'n on your taxes you've got nothing to worry about prof ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2010, 09:10:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on March 25, 2010, 11:09:23 AM
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/K/3/Rx-HCR.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 26, 2010, 06:44:31 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0326d20100324011835.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Kingsley on March 26, 2010, 07:26:26 AM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0326d20100324011835.jpg[/url])


That accurately describes history and the direction we are heading.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on March 26, 2010, 07:49:10 AM
([url]http://img2.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/5260/5260222afb70386e8a448c2a8160850e9b681c3.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=5260222&showlnk=0[/url])



Nice try, now go find the actual comic strip not one that was edited in the last panel.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 26, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on March 26, 2010, 09:32:05 AM

Nice try, now go find the actual comic strip not one that was edited in the last panel.

Yeah, I saw it was edited.  So what?  I still liked it.

I have better things to do than try to find the original strip.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 26, 2010, 10:53:36 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/L/3/Kill-the-Bill.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2010, 09:22:27 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz032610dAPR20100326015359.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2010, 09:41:04 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20100325-Havanacare20100325020715.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on March 27, 2010, 10:05:21 AM
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LMFAO!!!!!

Thanks Prof!  I needed that!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2010, 02:57:41 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/K/3/Health-Care-Waterloo.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Y/L/3/Death-Panels-Coming.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 28, 2010, 11:28:16 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst10032520100326115815.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 28, 2010, 12:04:03 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/K/3/Obama-Sings-HCR.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 28, 2010, 12:58:44 PM
Jon Stewart's Best Tea Bagger Moments (VIDEO)
http://vodpod.com/watch/3282614-on-topic-tea-bagging (http://vodpod.com/watch/3282614-on-topic-tea-bagging)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 28, 2010, 01:32:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 28, 2010, 01:34:02 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/K/3/obama-beats-gop-hcr.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on March 28, 2010, 06:03:34 PM
([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/K/3/HCR-Yes-We-Did.jpg[/url])


Why is this a joke?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Kingsley on March 28, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Why is this a joke?

You'll see!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: sawdust on March 28, 2010, 07:45:40 PM
Jon Stewart's Best Tea Bagger Moments (VIDEO)
[url]http://vodpod.com/watch/3282614-on-topic-tea-bagging[/url] ([url]http://vodpod.com/watch/3282614-on-topic-tea-bagging[/url])


OMG...I knew Fox was over the top, doing tabloid journalism, but that is way more than I ever imagined. Thanks for the link!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: LessGovernment on March 28, 2010, 08:46:31 PM


A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

"Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on March 28, 2010, 08:49:41 PM
Excellent......and congratulations on your first good post, Less!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on March 28, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
I believe that one, Less!   ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 28, 2010, 11:46:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 30, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 31, 2010, 07:56:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 03, 2010, 12:03:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on April 03, 2010, 12:53:20 AM
([url]http://www.cagle.com/working/100401/englehart.jpg[/url])
I like that one, because it points out that it wouldn't matter what Obama does, the Republicans will be against it.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 03, 2010, 08:49:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 03, 2010, 08:51:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2010, 07:50:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2010, 05:49:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2010, 05:52:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 07, 2010, 10:37:40 AM
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can
 The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
End of Lesson
Test to follow in November
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on April 07, 2010, 11:59:03 AM
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can
 The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
End of Lesson
Test to follow in November


(from the Prof's perspective)

As in Rats, I can't believe my candidate lost.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 07, 2010, 11:17:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 09, 2010, 01:35:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 10:09:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 11:40:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 12:02:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 12:03:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 12:47:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 12:49:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 12, 2010, 04:55:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 12, 2010, 04:57:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 08:13:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 08:13:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 12, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 13, 2010, 11:28:42 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20100413_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 13, 2010, 11:33:49 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 06:01:30 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/M/3/GOP-Bondage.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 06:02:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 07:43:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 11:10:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 07:48:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 07:53:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 07:54:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on April 14, 2010, 08:06:57 AM
([url]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/M/3/RNC-Bondage.gif[/url])



I absolutely love this one....
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2010, 09:48:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2010, 11:46:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2010, 11:48:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 06:06:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 06:58:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 07:01:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 08:00:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2010, 08:55:04 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20100414_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2010, 08:59:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2010, 10:58:39 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100326/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on April 15, 2010, 05:46:47 AM
OMG.....THAT is flippin' funny!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2010, 09:42:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2010, 09:48:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 16, 2010, 05:46:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 16, 2010, 05:56:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2010, 07:14:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/N/3/palin-speaking-engagement.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 17, 2010, 09:09:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 17, 2010, 09:15:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 17, 2010, 05:48:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 17, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 17, 2010, 06:09:52 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ZygliA/2010/ZygliA20100417_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 17, 2010, 11:16:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 18, 2010, 08:47:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/O/3/Sarah-Palin-Movie.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2010, 08:20:27 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/O/3/Financial-Reform.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2010, 10:13:24 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100416/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on April 20, 2010, 11:49:47 AM
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This one made me laugh a little, because it reminded me of this article about Sarah Palin.

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/04/19/sarah-palins-house-hit-list-no-money-to-favored-candidates-so/ (http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/04/19/sarah-palins-house-hit-list-no-money-to-favored-candidates-so/)

Quote
Meanwhile, some of the targeted candidates benefited from Palin's ire.

First-term Rep. Betsy Markey (D-Colo.) earned a bull's-eye after she switched from a "no" to a "yes" vote on health care reform. She also ranked among ActBlue's top 10 fundraisers for March. Markey's campaign spokeswoman told The Coloradoan in Fort Collins that more than $355,000 of the $505,000 Markey raised came during the final two weeks of the first quarter:

"We got calls from people furiously mad at what Palin put on her Facebook page," Markey spokeswoman Anne Caprara told the Coloradoan. "Frankly, she can send out solicitations any time she wants."

ActBlue, a Web site that acts as a conduit for Democratic candidates, reported that a few groups organized to raise money for candidates targeted by Palin.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 20, 2010, 10:50:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 21, 2010, 11:53:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 22, 2010, 10:20:50 PM
JON STEWART EXPOSES FOX NEWS HYPOCRISY THROUGH SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVJJKc5j_5w#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 22, 2010, 10:27:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on April 23, 2010, 03:24:58 PM
He recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

Having not seen his wife for several months, he was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.

Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head….. and he shot her!!

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 24, 2010, 12:40:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on April 24, 2010, 01:01:36 AM
JON STEWART EXPOSES FOX NEWS HYPOCRISY THROUGH SONG ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVJJKc5j_5w#[/url])
Quoted for hilarity.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on April 24, 2010, 02:38:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on April 24, 2010, 02:39:12 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129156789565202155.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2010, 11:12:11 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2010/FulleJ20100416_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2010, 05:13:43 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/O/3/Tea-Party-Cartoon.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2010, 05:14:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2010, 05:15:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 26, 2010, 10:25:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 26, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 26, 2010, 10:26:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 27, 2010, 10:13:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 27, 2010, 10:41:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2010, 01:39:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2010, 09:07:59 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BagleP/2010/BagleP20100429_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/O/3/Tea-Party-Hypocrisy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2010, 10:12:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2010, 10:13:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2010, 10:14:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2010, 01:33:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 30, 2010, 09:44:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 30, 2010, 09:51:17 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2010/FulleJ20100430_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on May 01, 2010, 08:09:36 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/100224beelertoon_c20100224052302.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2010, 12:42:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2010, 12:43:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 02, 2010, 02:30:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2010, 11:26:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2010, 11:27:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2010, 11:28:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2010, 11:28:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monique on May 04, 2010, 09:02:54 AM
([url]http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/P/3/Show-Me-Your-Papers.jpg[/url])
LOL!!! I love Luckovich!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 04, 2010, 10:45:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 04, 2010, 10:46:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 04, 2010, 10:47:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2010, 10:06:41 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/PlantB/2010/PlantB20100505_low.jpg)
How to defeat Al-Quida
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2010, 10:08:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2010, 12:44:06 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BensoL/2010/BensoL20100505_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on May 05, 2010, 04:08:15 PM

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.  Bush hands him a $10 bill, and says, "Keep the change!"

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA  so cheaply.




The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2010, 04:29:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2010, 05:32:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2010, 05:33:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2010, 06:09:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2010, 06:12:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2010, 11:22:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 07, 2010, 10:00:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 07, 2010, 10:02:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 07, 2010, 12:33:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 07, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 07, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 07, 2010, 11:54:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 08, 2010, 12:42:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 09, 2010, 12:25:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 09, 2010, 12:29:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 10, 2010, 12:12:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 10, 2010, 07:17:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Greg Chamberlain on May 10, 2010, 07:24:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 11, 2010, 11:17:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 12, 2010, 12:40:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:20:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:21:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:21:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:32:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 13, 2010, 12:34:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:20:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:20:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:21:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:23:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2010, 11:23:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 14, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 14, 2010, 08:42:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 14, 2010, 10:17:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 14, 2010, 10:18:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 14, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 14, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 17, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ThePeracha on May 18, 2010, 11:09:07 PM
The only growth in Michigan is the mole on Jennifer Granholm's face.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:54:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:55:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:56:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:57:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:57:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 09:59:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2010, 10:00:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 19, 2010, 10:15:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 19, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on May 20, 2010, 10:33:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 20, 2010, 04:03:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 20, 2010, 04:04:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 20, 2010, 07:51:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 20, 2010, 07:53:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 20, 2010, 07:53:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 21, 2010, 11:24:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2010, 04:39:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2010, 04:41:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2010, 04:41:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2010, 04:42:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2010, 04:43:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 22, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 22, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 22, 2010, 05:36:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 22, 2010, 05:37:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 22, 2010, 05:42:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 22, 2010, 05:45:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 23, 2010, 01:42:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 23, 2010, 01:47:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on May 23, 2010, 02:43:41 PM
Where did this guy get gas for $1.13 a gallon?!?


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 24, 2010, 09:25:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 24, 2010, 09:26:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 24, 2010, 09:27:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 24, 2010, 09:28:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 24, 2010, 03:50:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2010, 08:28:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2010, 08:29:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2010, 08:17:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2010, 08:19:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2010, 01:00:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2010, 06:01:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2010, 06:01:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2010, 10:04:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 28, 2010, 09:54:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 29, 2010, 08:11:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 29, 2010, 09:18:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 30, 2010, 09:42:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 30, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 31, 2010, 08:14:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 31, 2010, 08:17:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2010, 12:44:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2010, 12:46:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 31, 2010, 01:40:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 31, 2010, 01:42:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2010, 11:34:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 01, 2010, 04:05:15 PM
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

3. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

1. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to write/re-write laws instead of legislators.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 01, 2010, 04:10:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2010, 10:33:39 PM
I'm Voting Republican (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2010, 10:37:41 PM
I voted Republican because...   

1) Its not that I hate gays, I just don't think they should have equal rights.

2) I want government out of my life and into my daughter's womb.

3) I'm willing to give up freedom for security, so long as its not my own freedom, just the freedom of other American citizens.

4) I think that torture isn't torture so long as you define it to not be torture

5) I think that non-science should be taught in science classes

6) I can't think of any conceivable way that a corporation would intimidate employees into not forming a union

7) I can't think of any conceivable way that a corporation would cause over $1000 in damages to any one individual person.

8.) I can't think of any conceivable way that a loan broker might try to convince someone to take a loan they can't afford.

9) I can't think of any conceivable way that man can alter the environment he lives in.

10) I think black on white racism is a severe problem while white on black racism is virtually non-existent

11) I blame my inability to advance my career with the fact that I am white and discriminated against

12) I believe everything Rush Limbaugh tells me

13) I think that the Founders only meant freedoms such as speech and assembly to have reasonable limitations, while the freedom to bear arms should be unlimited in any way shape or form.

14) I believe that small businessmen who charge a fee in exchange for a service are awesome people - all of them - except the plaintiff's lawyers.

15) I believe its better to start wars first and not ask questions later.

16) I think I'm really smart but in reality all I do is call people douchebags all day long.

17) I think invading Iraq because I feel like Hussein might one day attack use with WMD that I feel exist - is logical.

18) I think all poor people are poor because they are lazy

19) I think all rich people are rich because they are hard working and ambitious

20) I think rich people should be able to make their hard working and ambitious children rich upon death without any taxes whatsoever

21) I think that people without work don't have work simply because they haven't gone out and gotten it, the condition of the economy and the availability of work is irrelevant.

22) I think that the President should break any law he chooses, including capital crimes, in order to protect us from terrorists - but he shouldn't even commit a misdemeanor to protect us from breached levees.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2010, 11:16:50 PM
Why I Voted Republican

Because I believe we really are a monarchy, not a democracy and that the President should have the powers of a King.

Because I believe the Constitution is just a GD piece of paper.

Because the rule of force trumps the rule of law.

Because we need more poor people.

Because an obese drug addict with a radio show told me to.

Because I love catchy phrases like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and "BRING 'EM ON."

Because clean air is so darn overrated.

Because the thought of torturing people brings me close to orgasm.

Because "habeus corpus" was dreamed up by a bunch of men wearing tights.

Because I think my chances of getting salmonella are very low.

Because facts are for liberal weaklings.

Because when I finally get wealth and power I damned well aim to keep it forever.

Because the idea of bombing Iran makes me salivate.

Because gays don't deserve civil rights.

Because rape victims don't deserve abortion rights.

Because the unregulated free-market is working so well.

Because I like Big Brother reading my emails.

Because we don't have enough Nukes yet.

Because America rightfully belongs to white Christians.

Because hate is more powerful than hope.

Because $75 billion profit in three months isn't enough for Big Oil, I want to give them more.

Because I love the tax loop holes we created that allow Big Oil to keep all that money.

Because I believe greedy corporations will do the right thing for me.

Because if you don't think exactly like I do you must be a socialist commie.

Because Sarah Palin really knows what she is talking about.

Because "white guilt" is an actual thing.

Because I believe repeating the same disastrous harmful policies and approaches over and over again are good for the country and if the Democrats have a good idea, I'll pray that it fails miserably regardless of who that hurts because better a miserable conservative American than a prospering liberal one.

Because my head is so firmly planted up my *** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-i-voted-republican.html (http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-i-voted-republican.html)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2010, 11:19:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 02, 2010, 11:15:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 03, 2010, 12:05:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 03, 2010, 11:33:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 03, 2010, 11:38:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 05, 2010, 01:58:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 05, 2010, 02:04:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2010, 07:14:59 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2010, 07:15:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2010, 07:17:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 09, 2010, 09:23:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 09, 2010, 05:10:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 10, 2010, 09:41:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 10, 2010, 09:44:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2010, 09:56:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 10, 2010, 02:35:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 11, 2010, 09:44:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 11, 2010, 09:45:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 11, 2010, 09:47:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 12, 2010, 09:22:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 12, 2010, 01:37:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 12, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 12, 2010, 04:25:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 12, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 12, 2010, 10:37:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 12, 2010, 10:38:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2010, 04:14:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 14, 2010, 10:14:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 14, 2010, 10:19:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 15, 2010, 02:12:23 PM
State of California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his
dog.
1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2.  He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.
3.  He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
 
4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound
bandaged.
 
5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free
of dangerous animals.
 
6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
 
7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
 
8.  The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
 
9.  Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
 
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.
 
 
State of Arizona:
 
The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
 
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP
hollow point cartridge.
 
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
 
And that's why California is broke.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on June 15, 2010, 09:29:12 PM

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP
hollow point cartridge.

 

Damn!  I want to know how Arizona can sell .45ACP Hollow Points so cheap!   :D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 17, 2010, 05:05:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 17, 2010, 09:37:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 18, 2010, 05:31:17 PM
New slogans for the Libertarian Party

    *  A party a lot smaller than the Communists used to be?
    * The party that can't get as many votes as any one-shot third party?
    * The party that's elected fewer to national office than the Socialists?
    * The party whose symbol is a big government statue.
    * The party with the oxymoronic name?
    * The party of Pat Paulson, uh, I mean Don Imus, uh, I mean Howard Stern!
    * America's Third Most Comical Political Party?
    * Preschool for hyperactive Republicans?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: sawdust on June 18, 2010, 06:27:10 PM
    * The party of Pat Paulson...

I loved Pat...he was THE perpetual candidate.  And yes, I actually got to meet and chat with him several times.   How can you fault a candidate whose Presidential campaign slogan was: "I've upped my standards. Now, up yours." ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2010, 11:36:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2010, 11:36:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2010, 12:35:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2010, 12:36:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2010, 12:41:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2010, 04:03:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 19, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 19, 2010, 06:38:10 PM
Take a good long look at North Korea...

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 21, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 22, 2010, 06:57:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 23, 2010, 05:29:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 23, 2010, 05:30:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 23, 2010, 05:31:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 24, 2010, 02:37:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 24, 2010, 02:42:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 24, 2010, 02:53:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 25, 2010, 05:17:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 25, 2010, 08:31:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on June 25, 2010, 09:33:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 25, 2010, 10:03:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 25, 2010, 10:04:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 26, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 27, 2010, 05:50:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 28, 2010, 04:09:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 28, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2010, 12:19:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 29, 2010, 02:15:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 29, 2010, 02:17:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 30, 2010, 09:08:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 30, 2010, 09:12:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 30, 2010, 09:14:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2010, 08:34:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2010, 08:36:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2010, 08:37:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 30, 2010, 08:38:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on July 03, 2010, 01:16:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 05, 2010, 11:11:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: blue2 on July 05, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
I've just heard that Obama thinks Independence Day is too biased toward the military, so he is renaming it , Fireworks Day
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on July 05, 2010, 12:06:33 PM
LOL....good one.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 05, 2010, 01:08:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 05, 2010, 02:15:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 09:55:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 09:56:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 09:57:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 09:57:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 06, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 06, 2010, 04:24:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 05:09:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 06, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 07, 2010, 12:16:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 08, 2010, 09:04:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 08, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 08, 2010, 11:32:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 08, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 09, 2010, 12:04:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on July 09, 2010, 10:25:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 12, 2010, 08:48:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 12, 2010, 08:51:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 13, 2010, 12:18:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 13, 2010, 09:25:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 13, 2010, 10:51:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 14, 2010, 07:48:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 14, 2010, 07:49:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 14, 2010, 07:50:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 14, 2010, 07:51:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 14, 2010, 08:44:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 09:44:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 09:45:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 16, 2010, 05:37:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 16, 2010, 05:41:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 08:49:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 08:50:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 16, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 16, 2010, 10:17:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 16, 2010, 10:20:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 18, 2010, 10:05:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 18, 2010, 10:06:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 18, 2010, 09:43:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 18, 2010, 09:55:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on July 19, 2010, 09:47:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 19, 2010, 10:50:40 PM
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Title: The Other 98%.
Post by: Baby Hitler on July 21, 2010, 07:11:26 PM
(http://other98.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/info-graphic.jpg)

Which are you? Part of the 98% or the 2?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on July 23, 2010, 01:38:59 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 23, 2010, 08:32:46 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GamblE/2010/GamblE20100723_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on July 23, 2010, 04:15:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on July 23, 2010, 04:19:09 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/138c2fbf-e842-4c8d-8017-2b33b3c129ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 25, 2010, 02:43:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 25, 2010, 02:54:56 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20100725_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 25, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
(http://funny-a-day.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/obama-bumper-sticker-because-everyone-deserves-what-you-worked-hard-for.jpg)

(http://cdn.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/lol.jpg)

Title: Re: Republicans have gone Marxist!
Post by: ducksoup on July 26, 2010, 06:40:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0&feature=player_embedded#)!

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 26, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on July 31, 2010, 01:08:32 AM
I'm putting this here because I didn't think it deserved a topic and I didn't know where else to put it.  It's not funny but amusing nonetheless.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/27/sign-stealing-candidate-g_n_660964.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/27/sign-stealing-candidate-g_n_660964.html)

Quote
Politico's Jonathan Martin brings us news  of how hectic the election season is getting in Florida. Campaign signs are being stolen -- by actual candidates! And other candidates are dispatching people to sit by themselves in the woods at night to catch them with infrared cameras.

Here's the back story: Greg Brown and Doug Broxson are both vying for the GOP nomination for the State House of Representatives, serving Florida's District 1. Jason Broxson, son of Doug, put up some campaign signs on the side of the road. He then trained a camera on the signs and went to hide in the bushes. At least someone in District 1 had something fun planned that evening!

Lo and behold, who should arrive on the scene but Greg Brown and his wife, who immediately began pulling up signs and taking them away. Jason Broxson got it all on tape, and now the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office has launched an investigation.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on July 31, 2010, 01:13:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 03, 2010, 10:43:58 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz080310dAPR20100803025139.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 03, 2010, 10:46:39 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca073010dBP20100727104541.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 03, 2010, 08:23:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 06, 2010, 06:55:25 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ba2b4b34-6c57-49f8-839f-7693993fbb98.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Noki49 on August 07, 2010, 10:58:07 AM
Well, Shaggy that makes sense when you think about it; marriage is all about creating and raising children.

Inbreeding! We want inbreeding! Keep those family lines pure!


Sorry, sometimes the Royalist in me gets carried away.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on August 07, 2010, 12:54:58 PM
For lack of anywhere better I'm posting this one here.  Mrs. Soetoro is having a ball in Spain on borrowed FedNote$, and the European press is having a field day comparing her antics to those of Marie Antoinette (before she lost her head, of course.)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs101.ash2/38373_408958773946_542873946_4717442_8105185_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 07, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2010/FulleJ20100807_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 07, 2010, 03:55:51 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/08-06_10Gay_Muslim20100805101015.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 09, 2010, 05:50:04 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM100808CLR-Michelle20100809083739.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 09, 2010, 05:52:28 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu10080420100804115910.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 09, 2010, 06:08:02 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/LocheD/2010/LocheD20100809_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 11, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StantS/2010/StantS20100811A_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 13, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/SmithR2/2010/SmithR220100813_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 14, 2010, 05:47:34 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/28005786-a25b-465e-bd4a-93f117c186b8.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 14, 2010, 05:54:48 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/633cf30f-5745-47ab-82c8-8d41147fec40.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on August 14, 2010, 07:57:18 PM
([url]http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/SmithR2/2010/SmithR220100813_low.jpg[/url])


Normally I can see the humor in cartoons, even those that I don't agree with on an issues standard.

This one I don't see though, just truth that the judge refused to let the people vote down others individual liberties.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Mayonnaise on August 14, 2010, 08:08:25 PM
This is a classic. I remember watching this when it first aired.
JOHNNY CARSON SKIT RONALD REAGAN JAMES WATT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLsXHzE1t8#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 17, 2010, 02:05:10 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100813/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 17, 2010, 02:06:14 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100806/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 17, 2010, 11:37:32 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100813/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 17, 2010, 11:39:52 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100806/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 18, 2010, 02:46:29 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/SherfJ/2010/SherfJ20100818_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 18, 2010, 11:40:35 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100730/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 18, 2010, 11:42:25 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100723/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 19, 2010, 07:51:17 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BeeleN/2010/BeeleN20100819A_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 19, 2010, 07:59:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 19, 2010, 03:07:07 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100806/cartoons_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 19, 2010, 04:07:13 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz081910dAPR20100819044534.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 19, 2010, 10:22:00 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100723/cartoons_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 19, 2010, 10:23:41 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100723/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 19, 2010, 10:24:05 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100716/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 19, 2010, 11:38:39 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk081910dAPR20100818114556.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on August 20, 2010, 06:12:11 PM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk081910dAPR20100818114556.jpg[/url])


Is that Sean Connery in the first part?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 20, 2010, 07:41:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 20, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/_/3/Freedom-From-Religion.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 20, 2010, 08:34:41 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/_/3/Amending-the-Constitution.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 21, 2010, 08:08:27 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/_/3/Party-Symbols.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 21, 2010, 09:08:41 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BagleP/2010/BagleP20100821_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: TwicePipes on August 21, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Normally I can see the humor in cartoons, even those that I don't agree with on an issues standard.

This one I don't see though, just truth that the judge refused to let the people vote down others individual liberties.
That and Bush v Gore
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 21, 2010, 07:13:33 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/Z/3/Stop-the-Mosque.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 21, 2010, 09:10:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 22, 2010, 01:30:56 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/_/3/Ground-Zero-Mask.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on August 23, 2010, 02:28:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2010, 12:30:46 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/Z/3/No-Ground-Zero-Mosque.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 23, 2010, 12:31:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on August 25, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 26, 2010, 12:34:20 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100820/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 27, 2010, 05:44:13 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/c6d8aedf-90d1-41b7-a155-2a4dd86d582b.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89d6fc86-bbbe-41cd-a290-620c0168069c.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 27, 2010, 05:51:22 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/7f0cbef2-ae46-4b1b-be78-ac9e353091b4.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 28, 2010, 11:03:52 PM
It all makes sense now....

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPCjQbxqFwuBz7xPc2DtrGWmYwoCCFAii7EsssaQa7k94yU1I&t=1&usg=__K3xDPuoGT5UxBpLazij8cNtjx2k=)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 28, 2010, 11:26:33 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/W/b/3/Beck-Has-A-Dream.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2010, 03:52:07 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/64111b54-6644-456f-91f8-af1e1ec3b6d6.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2010, 11:14:59 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100827/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2010, 11:16:38 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100827/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 29, 2010, 11:18:39 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100827/cartoons_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 30, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HallE/2010/HallE20100830_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 30, 2010, 09:22:52 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/RustaS/2010/RustaS20100830B_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 30, 2010, 09:24:46 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KoterJ/2010/KoterJ20100830_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 31, 2010, 10:36:25 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/b/3/Glenn-Beck-As-MLK.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on August 31, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/b/3/Far-Right-vs-Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 01, 2010, 01:10:53 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BeeleN/2010/BeeleN20100901_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 01, 2010, 01:20:01 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz083110dAPR20100831044540.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 01, 2010, 01:27:21 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BishR/2010/BishR20100901_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 01, 2010, 09:24:32 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/b/3/Glenn-Beck-Lincoln.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 01, 2010, 10:56:52 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca090110dBP20100831094517.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 02, 2010, 09:21:33 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HarveR/2010/HarveR20100902_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 02, 2010, 10:07:38 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/b/3/Tea-Party-Express.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:19:38 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/e95c7fb3-38a6-44e6-8272-92d948f34dfe.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:20:56 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120477987646988.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:23:37 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/4f9e9a23-f6ea-419c-a2fd-7a8eaa079da7.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on September 03, 2010, 07:30:39 PM
I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

([url]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120477987646988.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
You're welcome Live.  That one just really hit home.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 03, 2010, 07:33:56 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0ce164aa-5958-4573-8cea-ecf0b4a6b9c4.jpg?w=430&h=618)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 03, 2010, 08:16:15 PM
([url]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/4f9e9a23-f6ea-419c-a2fd-7a8eaa079da7.jpg[/url])
Folks should pay attention to that one.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 04, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/97f0a843-2b93-454c-b178-ae785a7ef49e.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 06, 2010, 12:23:07 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/political-pictures-true-pla.jpg?w=211&h=3337)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 06, 2010, 12:24:27 AM
Can anyone guess this title of this photo?

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/h4zat.gif?w=500&h=335)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on September 06, 2010, 06:55:29 AM
Riding on the Ritz?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 06, 2010, 08:40:48 AM
Riding on the Ritz?

Putin on the Ritz...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 06, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/c/3/Welcome-Home-Troops.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 06, 2010, 09:15:13 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/c/3/GO-Tea-Party.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2010, 10:08:10 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/c/3/Lincoln-Glenn-Beck-Rally.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2010, 10:08:59 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/c/3/glenn-beck-60s.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 07, 2010, 02:50:12 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz090610dAPR20100903064544.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 07, 2010, 04:08:58 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/c/3/WMD-Found.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 08, 2010, 08:55:58 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20100908_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 08, 2010, 09:05:08 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BeeleN/2010/BeeleN20100908_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 08, 2010, 10:41:50 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/c/3/Whatever-Accomplished.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 08, 2010, 10:42:56 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100903/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 08, 2010, 10:43:57 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100903/cartoons_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 09, 2010, 10:29:51 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100903/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 09, 2010, 10:30:33 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100903/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 09, 2010, 11:57:34 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KoterJ/2010/KoterJ20100909_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 10, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HarviV/2010/HarviV20100910_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 10, 2010, 07:39:07 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn090910dAPR20100909034544.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 10, 2010, 07:40:09 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100903/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 11, 2010, 12:01:52 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/e0522e4f-54b2-474c-b007-df5206faa3cd.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 11, 2010, 12:03:50 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/5db59775-0145-4107-8c3e-082a0aecbc0d.png)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 11, 2010, 12:06:00 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm10090320100906120035.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 11, 2010, 12:16:36 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129136079764363579.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 11, 2010, 12:17:06 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/bded5bc6-d4a3-4ffa-b314-3413ae019c0d.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 11, 2010, 12:59:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 13, 2010, 01:10:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on September 15, 2010, 02:27:06 PM
From an email ---

LMAO

Monkeys --

Start with a cage containing five  monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a  set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the  stairs and start to climb towards the banana. 

As soon as he touches the stairs,  spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while  another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the other  monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another  Monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to  prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away. Remove  one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new  monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. 

To his shock, all of the other monkeys  beat the snot out of him. After another attempt and attack, he  knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be  assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original  five monkeys and replace it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is  attacked.  The previous newcomer takes part in the  punishment with enthusiasm.

Likewise, replace a third original  monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time  the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked. 

Most of the monkeys that are beating  him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the  stairs OR even why they are participating in the beating of the  newest monkey.

Finally, after replacing all of the  original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been  sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again  approaches the stairs to try for the banana. 

Why not?
Because as far as they  know, that is the way it has always been done around here. 

And that, my fellow monkeys, is how  Congress operates - And precisely why we need to REPLACE all the  original monkeys this November.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on September 16, 2010, 10:41:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: fmontry on September 16, 2010, 03:17:21 PM
A plane crashed in the middle of rural Iowa . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that boardered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.


"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Shur did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."



Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on September 16, 2010, 04:29:25 PM
A plane crashed in the middle of rural Iowa . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that boardered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.


"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Shur did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."




Great example of how some people wouldn't believe the truth when it's looking them in the face.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 17, 2010, 12:23:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on September 17, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
The new DEMOCRAT Logo:

(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/AUG10/dem%20logo.jpg)

Here is it's inspiration:

(http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/AUG10/New-Democrat-Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 17, 2010, 06:02:39 PM
Palin Opens Up About Possible 2012 Run, Says She's Willing to 'Give It a Shot'
(http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Politics/palin_kentucky_091610_397x224.jpg)
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/09/17/palin-opens-possible-run-says-shed-shot/ (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/09/17/palin-opens-possible-run-says-shed-shot/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:05:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:07:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:09:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:24:58 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1e116d9e-28c5-4e4f-a1f9-26fc90d31077.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 17, 2010, 07:31:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 18, 2010, 01:13:09 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/v/d/3/Making-Things-Up.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 18, 2010, 01:14:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 18, 2010, 03:58:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 19, 2010, 08:34:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 19, 2010, 08:36:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 19, 2010, 01:40:56 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100917/cartoons_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 19, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100917/cartoons_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 19, 2010, 01:42:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 19, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100917/cartoons_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 22, 2010, 07:19:08 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/PettJ/2010/PettJ20100922_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 22, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100917/cartoons_6.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 22, 2010, 09:10:35 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/d/3/Tea-Totaled.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 23, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 23, 2010, 12:36:35 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/DanieC/2010/DanieC20100922_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 23, 2010, 01:01:43 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/d/3/Delaware-Tea-Party.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 23, 2010, 01:02:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 23, 2010, 01:03:05 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/e/3/Palin-Genie.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 23, 2010, 10:18:49 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20100923_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 23, 2010, 10:23:24 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KelleS/2010/KelleS20100923_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 23, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/e/3/Tea-Party-Hat.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 24, 2010, 12:37:12 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/b/3/New-Party-of-No.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:00:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:01:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:04:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 24, 2010, 04:14:51 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Q/c/3/The-Economy-Stupid.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 24, 2010, 04:18:59 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/o/C/3/Obama-Generation.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/100923/beeler.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/100922/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/100918/matson.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:47:08 PM
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/100922/keefe.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:49:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:51:16 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100921/lester.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:55:13 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100920/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:56:28 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100916/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:57:57 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100913/bagley.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
(http://www.cagle.com/working/100916/matson.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:04:44 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/C/N/3/hannity-douche.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:05:31 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/s/0/3/glenn-beck-satan.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:06:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 24, 2010, 05:08:16 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BensoL/2010/BensoL20100924_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/F/v/2/next-glenn-beck.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:10:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:11:47 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/d/j/2/limbaugh-the-hut.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:16:17 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/f/e/3/Witchcraft-vs-Bipartisanship.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:16:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/n/e/3/Throw-the-Bums-In.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:18:39 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/X/e/3/War-on-Poverty.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on September 24, 2010, 05:19:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 24, 2010, 08:14:49 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn092410dAPR20100924014601.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 24, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/e/3/GOP-Pledge-to-America.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 25, 2010, 09:14:35 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/e/3/Recession-Is-Over.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 25, 2010, 09:20:28 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/d/3/Voter-Anger-Alert-Level.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 25, 2010, 09:21:47 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StantS/2010/StantS20100925_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 25, 2010, 09:22:41 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/p/e/3/Obama-Blame.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 25, 2010, 09:24:28 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/t/c/3/Unemployment-and-Democrats.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:08:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b9fe6a35-40b0-45eb-bb00-867f87b46d3d.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:11:21 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/063b390d-b4d3-4bc4-8172-d247c814c344.png)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:17:29 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/2e15ab6b-7660-4cc9-8106-eb087f44b9c0.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:19:38 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/be60593f-a97b-4f02-9082-51248ae9806a.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 25, 2010, 01:20:34 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/4c8e4ad1-fc13-48a7-826c-de84e9995975.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 26, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/e/3/ODonnell-Teawitched.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:29:22 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ColeJ/2010/ColeJ20100926_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/d/3/Democrats-2010.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:37:01 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20100926_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:38:07 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/Z/3/Politics-of-Fear.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 26, 2010, 04:38:43 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sbr092610dAPR20100924114601.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 26, 2010, 09:41:03 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/e/3/Queen-Sarah.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 27, 2010, 09:39:35 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg092710dAPR20100922024617.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on September 27, 2010, 09:45:43 AM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sbr092610dAPR20100924114601.jpg[/url])


I thought that Bush's foreign policy team had a non-compete clause never to work for Obama?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 27, 2010, 02:59:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 27, 2010, 09:34:26 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/e/3/GOP-Pledge.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 28, 2010, 10:20:26 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20100928_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on September 28, 2010, 04:12:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 28, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/e/3/Good-Witch.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 28, 2010, 11:12:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/b/3/Americans-Not-Buying.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 29, 2010, 04:27:17 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100924/cartoons_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 29, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2010/FulleJ20100928_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 29, 2010, 06:42:18 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz092910dAPR20100929024559.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 29, 2010, 06:45:50 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sbr092910dAPR20100929024616.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 29, 2010, 06:47:20 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2010/FulleJ20100929_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 29, 2010, 06:48:41 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb092710dAPR20100928034530.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on September 30, 2010, 11:12:05 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20100924/cartoons_5.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on September 30, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HelleJ/2010/HelleJ20100930_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 01, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca100110dBP20100929024528.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 01, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/05f415b5-8107-4a99-b5bd-b06346f5729c.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 01, 2010, 05:45:58 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/c43b2e59-8029-441b-8657-0bb11310ed0e.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 01, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/9d0a0c85-bf4c-45c5-81b6-44c62b46c0a6.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 01, 2010, 05:55:27 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/440fcc6b-9d08-4cc2-bd47-bebc06a192e4.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 01, 2010, 10:24:04 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/U/3/Al-Gore-Dating-Scene.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 01, 2010, 10:49:15 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/S/2/gop-dying-wish.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 03, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BeeleN/2010/BeeleN20101003_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 03, 2010, 06:34:12 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden2010093-LittleBFHorn%20120101001090848.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2010, 09:19:55 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101001/cartoon_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2010, 09:20:50 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/f/3/2012-GOP-Platform.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/f/3/Who-Has-GOPs-Ear.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2010, 09:22:37 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/f/3/Distracted-Driving.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: sammy on October 03, 2010, 09:25:35 PM
([url]http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101001/cartoon_03.jpg[/url])
Now, THAT"S funny!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 03, 2010, 09:32:23 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv100110dAPR20101001014528.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 03, 2010, 11:15:47 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101001/cartoon_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 04, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BishR/2010/BishR20101004_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 04, 2010, 01:00:31 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20101004_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 04, 2010, 01:04:00 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/CampbG/2010/CampbG20101004_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 04, 2010, 01:30:35 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/e/3/Education-Fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 04, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WolveM/2010/WolveM20101004_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 04, 2010, 08:46:32 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/f/3/Tea-Party-Recipe.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 04, 2010, 09:06:26 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GorreB/2010/GorreB20101004_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on October 04, 2010, 09:14:03 PM
Most of these are frickin hilarious!

I love reading this thread!

Keep it up, Fry and Professor!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 05, 2010, 10:36:00 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz100410dAPR20101004054537.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on October 05, 2010, 10:36:31 AM
Most of these are frickin hilarious!

I love reading this thread!

Keep it up, Fry and Professor!

X2
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 05, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101004_cmyk20101004021437.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 05, 2010, 10:43:51 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BeeleN/2010/BeeleN20101005A_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 05, 2010, 11:50:13 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/e/3/Grass-Roots-Tea-Party.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 06, 2010, 09:10:49 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GorreB/2010/GorreB20101006_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 06, 2010, 01:33:11 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/e/3/Changed-Back.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 06, 2010, 06:11:41 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HorseD/2010/HorseD20101006_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 06, 2010, 08:28:06 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/f/3/Democratic-Base.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 07, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/AuchtJ/2010/AuchtJ20101007_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 08, 2010, 12:12:51 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/g/3/Fox-and-GOP.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 08, 2010, 08:51:23 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca100810dBP20101006034539.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 08, 2010, 12:07:04 PM

Barack Ocarter
(http://www.brokencountry.com/wp-content/barackOcarter.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 08, 2010, 12:10:10 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/v/g/3/Anonymous-Attack-Ads.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 08, 2010, 12:10:47 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/s/g/3/Trickle-Down-Economics.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 08, 2010, 05:19:32 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb100805cd20100804034327.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 08, 2010, 10:07:47 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/g/3/Stuck-With-Bush.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 09, 2010, 01:23:18 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/c/3/democratic-polls.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 09, 2010, 01:25:25 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn100910dAPR20101008074533.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 09, 2010, 08:41:07 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/g/3/Christine-Odonnell-Not-A-Witch.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 09, 2010, 04:36:13 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HelleJ/2010/HelleJ20101009_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 10, 2010, 08:21:18 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101008/cartoons_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 10, 2010, 08:26:18 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101008/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 10, 2010, 10:00:58 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.org/cartoons/BishR/2010/BishR20101010_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 10, 2010, 10:02:58 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.org/cartoons/ASAYC/2010/ASAYC20101010_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on October 12, 2010, 11:10:45 AM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/president-palin.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 12, 2010, 11:44:01 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/OhmanJ/2010/OhmanJ20101011A_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2010, 11:58:17 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/h/3/Take-America-Back.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 12, 2010, 10:30:27 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz101210dAPR20101012014529.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 12, 2010, 10:44:59 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101008/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 13, 2010, 08:48:39 AM

(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20101010&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=101010045&Ref=AR&MaxW=580&Q=50)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 13, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101013_cmyk20101012095408.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 13, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.org/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20101013_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 13, 2010, 08:51:48 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/g/3/Abstinence-Only-Textbook.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 13, 2010, 08:52:32 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/h/3/Fake-Bake.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 13, 2010, 09:34:57 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg101210dAPR20101008014536.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 13, 2010, 10:06:27 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/g/3/Life-on-Other-Planets.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ckirish on October 13, 2010, 10:29:51 PM
 Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle
of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they
created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people,
one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing
the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and
hired
two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
They created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer, then
hired
two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one
Year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cutback." So they laid off
the
night watchman
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 13, 2010, 10:31:28 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/c/3/Losing-the-House.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 13, 2010, 10:51:57 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101008/cartoons_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 15, 2010, 01:57:10 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg101410dAPR20101008044526.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 15, 2010, 11:42:26 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/h/3/Anonymous-Donors.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 16, 2010, 12:18:22 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20101011-A%20Head%2020101012033712.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 16, 2010, 10:14:06 AM
'Rich Whitey' Running For Governor?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEfX7hfQqVE#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 17, 2010, 11:25:43 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/10-13-10campaigntrailRGB20101013032140.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 17, 2010, 11:29:16 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101015_cmyk20101014102157.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 18, 2010, 12:09:24 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk101710dAPR20101016124556.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 18, 2010, 03:08:56 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101015/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 18, 2010, 04:28:20 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/10-15_10Animal_House20101014111423.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 18, 2010, 04:37:08 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/7/129021008687645509.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 18, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/h/3/Obamas-Connectiveness.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2010, 09:07:14 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/j/3/Anonymous-Buyers.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2010, 09:07:55 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/N/h/3/Unknown-Donors.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 19, 2010, 09:45:08 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101019_cmyk20101018100233.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 19, 2010, 10:38:07 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/j/3/obama-palin-limbaugh-cousins.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 19, 2010, 10:49:07 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HartmT/2010/HartmT20101019_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 20, 2010, 10:52:32 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.org/cartoons/LopezA/2010/LopezA20100929_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 20, 2010, 08:55:52 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/j/3/United-States-Anonymity.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 20, 2010, 11:41:54 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KelleS/2010/KelleS20101020_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 20, 2010, 11:44:18 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv101610dAPR20101018014600.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 21, 2010, 11:21:45 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/h/3/Family-Tree.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 21, 2010, 10:10:47 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/wright1020color20101019094212.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 21, 2010, 10:15:43 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/10-21_10Incumbent_Ch20101020085411.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 22, 2010, 12:50:56 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/h/3/Secret-Campaign-Contributions.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 22, 2010, 01:13:11 PM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20101022&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=101022001&Ref=AR&Profile=1041&MaxW=580&Q=50)

And a few more captions to go with it:

On second thought, a Chinese businessman costume is not a good idea.

I have always wanted to dress up as a "chinese child laborer".

What a strange concept, giving candy to babies...

I want to dress up as a guy who outsources jobs. Oh, wait, I don't need a costume for that.

What is this "Halloween" that humans celebrate?

I thought Nov. 5th was when I got to trick everyone who votes for me.

I wonder if they have a Steve Jobs costume. I always wanted to be a successful IT executive

I could go as a moderate Republican, but everybody knows they don't exist any more.

http://www.freep.com/article/20101022/BLOG24/101022001 (http://www.freep.com/article/20101022/BLOG24/101022001)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 22, 2010, 03:09:28 PM
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d678db46-66e2-4c99-a69f-0c1c64591669.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 22, 2010, 04:32:21 PM
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/12b899a7-736c-440e-bde8-6e707262ee66.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 22, 2010, 04:52:46 PM
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/739b85c0-01ec-4b1c-9a8d-dba97043ff9b.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 22, 2010, 06:43:55 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/Rose,J/2010/Rose,J20101022_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 22, 2010, 06:47:12 PM
(http://lansingonlinenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/virgpresident-230.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on October 23, 2010, 06:48:34 PM
http://cnnbc.moveon.org/?rc=tw (http://cnnbc.moveon.org/?rc=tw)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on October 23, 2010, 09:24:58 PM
Or click the link that says I don't have facebook.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on October 23, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
([url]http://lansingonlinenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/virgpresident-230.jpg[/url])


The funny thing about this is he has a history of jumping positions to run for higher office. Seriously, he might just run in '12!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 23, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
(http://friskaliberal.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/snyder-wins-primary.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 25, 2010, 12:45:20 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/h/3/Democrats-Freefall.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 25, 2010, 12:48:45 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/T/k/3/Campaign-Money.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 25, 2010, 07:03:32 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/CohenD/2010/CohenD20101025_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 25, 2010, 07:05:10 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca102210dBP20101020014531.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 25, 2010, 08:00:04 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1025cd20101022025742.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 26, 2010, 01:06:12 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/k/3/Wall-St-vs-Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 26, 2010, 01:08:50 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/k/3/Obama-Record.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 26, 2010, 11:24:41 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20101023-NPR20101022025558.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 26, 2010, 11:30:06 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/MarguJ/2010/MarguJ20101026_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 26, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/k/3/Tea-Party-Poopers.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 27, 2010, 08:34:06 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101026_cmyk20101025102324.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 27, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/k/3/The-Holdout.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 27, 2010, 10:53:43 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/TreveJ/2010/TreveJ20101027_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 28, 2010, 11:18:25 AM
Thank you for sending this to me:

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/24-types_of_libertarian.png)

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on October 28, 2010, 02:33:03 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs796.snc4/67613_1582337592937_1070617796_1670940_194498_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 28, 2010, 02:48:44 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/MorinJ/2010/MorinJ20101028_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 28, 2010, 02:52:41 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm10102720101027115928.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 29, 2010, 10:31:18 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz102910dAPR20101029044550.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 29, 2010, 02:50:44 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/MarguJ/2010/MarguJ20101028A_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 29, 2010, 02:53:17 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm10102820101028115944.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 29, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/-/l/3/Great-Bipartisan-Pumpkin.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 29, 2010, 09:04:52 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/k/3/GOP-Jobs-Plan.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on October 30, 2010, 11:13:36 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20101017-BrngOutDead20101026045211.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on October 30, 2010, 11:23:13 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/k/3/Halloween-Costumes2.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 01, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 01, 2010, 08:49:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 01, 2010, 08:51:04 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 01, 2010, 10:04:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Tiny on November 01, 2010, 05:38:56 PM
Sarah Palin proclaims "you blew it, President Obama," presumably referring to his failure to follow her example and quit halfway through his term and make millions criticizing other politicians while offering no real solutions himself.



I thought this was funny, Not that I'm a Democrat, but I'm anti-Palin.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 01, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 01, 2010, 09:29:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 01, 2010, 09:34:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 01, 2010, 11:44:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 02, 2010, 05:17:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 02, 2010, 05:21:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 02, 2010, 05:22:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 02, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 02, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 03, 2010, 05:26:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 03, 2010, 05:29:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 03, 2010, 09:49:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 03, 2010, 10:46:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 03, 2010, 10:53:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 03, 2010, 11:30:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 03, 2010, 11:45:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 04, 2010, 11:17:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 04, 2010, 12:01:19 PM
I saw this and immediately thought of a certain MT member....may even resemble more than one.  ;D
(http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3kd3l25O05V35X2ab3240fcfc786ff1471.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: new to area on November 04, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
I saw this and immediately thought of a certain MT member....may even resemble more than one.  ;D
([url]http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3kd3l25O05V35X2ab3240fcfc786ff1471.jpg[/url])


Looks like my next door neighbor in about 20 years.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 04, 2010, 04:15:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 05, 2010, 09:57:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 05, 2010, 10:56:40 AM
John Boehner Starring in "Meet The Teabags" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2mkWM-NsGU#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 05, 2010, 10:59:27 AM
"Rep. John Boehner" According to Dave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYjRRelS2hA#)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 05, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 06, 2010, 08:41:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on November 06, 2010, 08:49:54 AM
I saw this and immediately thought of a certain MT member....may even resemble more than one.  ;D
([url]http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3kd3l25O05V35X2ab3240fcfc786ff1471.jpg[/url])


CAN'T be me, that's for sure.


I don't smoke a corn cob pipe.

The rest of it, however...   ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 06, 2010, 09:14:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on November 06, 2010, 09:30:32 AM
lol
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 07, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 07, 2010, 09:58:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 08, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2010, 10:37:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 09, 2010, 07:27:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2010, 09:54:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 09, 2010, 10:16:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2010, 10:45:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2010, 10:45:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 09, 2010, 11:01:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 09, 2010, 11:32:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 10, 2010, 05:59:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 10, 2010, 07:12:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 10, 2010, 09:27:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 11, 2010, 09:22:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 11, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 11, 2010, 03:50:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 12, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2010, 08:52:38 PM
"Either he's getting ready to play an Indian in a 1950s Western, or John Boehner is not human, but actually made entirely of cured meats." -Jon Stewart, on the orangish hue of the House Minority Leader
http://www.bluemassgroup.com/diary/20528/weekly-joke-revue-john-boehner-is-actually-made-entirely-of-cured-meats (http://www.bluemassgroup.com/diary/20528/weekly-joke-revue-john-boehner-is-actually-made-entirely-of-cured-meats)
Title: President Obama Takes a Shot at John Boehner--He's a Person of Color
Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2010, 08:56:46 PM
President Obama Takes a Shot at John Boehner--He's a Person of Color (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kWF8UTXw5g#)

The Hill wasn't the only outlet live-blogging the healthcare summit yesterday. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) provided his analysis in a Daily Kos thread, and managed to get in at least one shot at House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio).

"I think Leader Boehner is particuarlly livid about the tanning bed tax," Weiner wrote of the bronze-skinned Republican. "Surprised he hasn't mentioned it."

The Senate health bill would in fact levy a new tax on tanning beds to help pay for expanded coverage.

This isn't the first time Boehner's pigmentation has prompted jokes from his opponents. At the 2009 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, President Barack Obama compared himself to the Republican, joking, "[Boehner] is a person of color, although not a color that appears in the natural world."
http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/2423-weiner-jokes-boehner-upset-with-the-tanning-bed-tax (http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/2423-weiner-jokes-boehner-upset-with-the-tanning-bed-tax)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 12, 2010, 09:08:26 PM
The "Morning Joe" team had some fun Monday morning at Rep. John Boehner's expense, mocking the Ohio Republican's orange-glow tan in his appearance on "Meet the Press" Sunday.

"It's distracting now," co-host Willie Geist said of Boehner's tan.

"He's a chameleon," Joe Scarborough said. "He's using his special Vader powers to blend into the fake bookcases there."

"He could've called for the abolition of the Bill of Rights and none of us would know," Mark Halperin chimed in.

"He was talking about having a discussion about undoing one of the most historic, important amendments, and we're just looking at the tan," Scarborough added. "That shade of orange."

Video:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/09/john-boehners-tan-mocked_n_676124.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/09/john-boehners-tan-mocked_n_676124.html)

From the same link:

Boehner has fake tan, fake smile, fake tears and fake hand shake like Nixon.
George Will says Boehner can beat Obama who will be 1 term Prez

Obama pledges to turn over new leaf, reach out to the other side; Boehner pledges to turn over.....to tan the other side.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2010, 08:11:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2010, 08:12:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2010, 09:28:34 AM
The Republicans won by a mudslide." –Jay Leno

"Republicans are in charge now. We all remember how well that worked last time." –David Letterman

"You know what, you independents, if you can vote for Bush one year, and then the next election vote for Obama, and then go back to John Boehner, you're not independents, you're schizophrenic. You're Norman Bates, sometimes you dress up as your mom and kill sluts in the shower, and sometimes you put on pants and mop up. Well, congratulations America, on Tuesday you put on the dress and killed again." –Bill Maher

"This was the biggest landslide since the '30s. The Republicans picked up 63 seats. I haven't seen the Republicans so happy about taking seats since they made Rosa Parks stand up." –Bill Maher
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 13, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2010, 05:11:47 PM
"You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity." –Jay Leno

"And Boehner, very serious about cutting back on spending. I saw him day, touching up his tan with an orange sharpie." –Jay Leno

"Here's how huge their victory was. They actually elected two black people on the Republican side in Congress, and seven gay Republicans. Of course, you won't find out who they are until they get caught in a rest stop somewhere." –Bill Maher

"Isn’t fall in New York City great? The colors are brown, gold, and orange. And that’s just John Boehner’s face." –David Letterman
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 13, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 14, 2010, 08:21:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on November 14, 2010, 10:27:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 14, 2010, 10:43:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 14, 2010, 11:32:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 15, 2010, 12:20:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 15, 2010, 10:01:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2010, 04:53:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 16, 2010, 09:51:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2010, 10:05:30 PM
"John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation." –Stephen Colbert

"John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. It is the highest elected office ever to be reached by an Orange-American." –Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 16, 2010, 10:07:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 16, 2010, 11:26:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2010, 11:48:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 17, 2010, 08:16:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 17, 2010, 10:46:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 17, 2010, 03:20:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 17, 2010, 06:53:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 17, 2010, 07:07:46 PM
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Hahahaha!!! It's funnier cause he's ORANGE!!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 17, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 17, 2010, 07:37:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 17, 2010, 08:44:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 17, 2010, 08:49:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 17, 2010, 09:39:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 17, 2010, 09:55:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 10:56:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 10:57:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 10:58:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:04:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:08:17 AM
The Fox is back in the hen house...


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:10:12 AM
I love the philosiraptor.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:14:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:26:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on November 18, 2010, 11:27:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: LetsGoWings on November 18, 2010, 11:34:15 AM
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You mean Enron managed to rip off the west coast in 2002 when Enron filed for bankruptcy in 2001? The CA energy crisis was 2000-2001.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2010, 11:40:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2010, 11:42:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 12:22:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on November 18, 2010, 01:13:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 01:21:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 18, 2010, 01:28:26 PM
You mean Enron managed to rip off the west coast in 2002 when Enron filed for bankruptcy in 2001? The CA energy crisis was 2000-2001.
I swear, that if I stated the sun came up this morning, you would cry out that it did not actually come up, it merely appears so because of the rotation of the earth.

My advise? Get over yourself.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 01:34:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2010, 02:21:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2010, 02:23:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:26:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:26:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:27:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:28:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:28:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 02:29:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 18, 2010, 11:21:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2010, 04:52:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2010, 05:09:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2010, 05:14:07 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/2/3/obama-bow.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 19, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 20, 2010, 12:53:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 20, 2010, 12:53:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 20, 2010, 12:54:35 PM
(http://johndenugent.com/images/gop-callboy-coverup.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 20, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 20, 2010, 04:58:14 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BensoL/2010/BensoL20101119_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2010, 08:48:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2010, 08:51:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Fred Munny on November 21, 2010, 03:25:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 11:59:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 11:59:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 01:45:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 01:48:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 01:51:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 01:55:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 02:03:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 02:03:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 02:04:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 04:19:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:32:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:35:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:37:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 22, 2010, 04:48:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 22, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 23, 2010, 04:54:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 23, 2010, 05:09:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 23, 2010, 07:16:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 23, 2010, 07:19:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 23, 2010, 07:20:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 23, 2010, 07:25:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 23, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 23, 2010, 07:35:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 23, 2010, 07:35:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 23, 2010, 09:12:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 24, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101119/cartoons_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 24, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 24, 2010, 04:00:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 26, 2010, 09:10:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 26, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 26, 2010, 07:53:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on November 29, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 30, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 01, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb113010dAPR20101201034516.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 01, 2010, 09:58:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 02, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 02, 2010, 06:09:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 02, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 02, 2010, 06:11:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 03, 2010, 11:01:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on December 03, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on December 03, 2010, 04:10:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 03, 2010, 06:21:29 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz120310dAPR20101203124548.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:28:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:29:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:29:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:30:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:31:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:31:57 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/r/3/Tax-Cuts-Junk.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:32:39 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/r/3/Bending-Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/r/3/GOP-Santa.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2010, 04:36:28 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca120410dBP20101201014521.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2010, 04:39:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2010, 04:43:35 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KeefeM/2010/KeefeM20101204_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 05, 2010, 11:51:48 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2010/WiseT20101205_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Tiny on December 06, 2010, 10:08:43 PM
President Obama announced that over the next 90-days he is going to
work to cut 100-Million dollars of spending out of the Federal Budget.

A college student explains Obamanomics.

This is worth spending one minute and thirty eight seconds to watch!


http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/ (http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 07, 2010, 01:00:04 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz120610dAPR20101206074540.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 07, 2010, 12:47:28 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/r/3/Deficit-Compromise.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 07, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/q/r/3/Tax-Cuts-Paramedics.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 07, 2010, 12:50:29 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101203/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 07, 2010, 12:51:35 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn101206_02_cmyk20101206080433.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 07, 2010, 12:52:40 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20101203/cartoons_06.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 07, 2010, 12:54:13 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101207_cmyk20101206112535.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 07, 2010, 12:59:32 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1206cd20101203060336.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 08, 2010, 03:33:31 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Y/r/3/Wikileaks-and-Diplomacy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 08, 2010, 03:34:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 08, 2010, 05:59:04 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg120710dAPR20101207054538.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 08, 2010, 06:00:22 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb120710dAPR20101207084517.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 09, 2010, 03:35:04 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/ColeJ/2010/ColeJ20101209_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 10, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BensoL/2010/BensoL20101209_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Bob Beadles on December 10, 2010, 04:02:45 PM
How many of you watched "The Little Rascals"?
Do you know that Buckwheat converted to Islam?
He is now known as "Kareem of Wheat".
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 10, 2010, 06:16:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 11, 2010, 10:22:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 01:05:47 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv121010dAPR20101210054553.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk121210dAPR20101211014615.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 01:14:41 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb121010dAPR20101210084519.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb101211_cmyk20101210092313.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 02:34:08 AM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2010/12/twistyobama-600w.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 02:36:08 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/101212beelertoon_c20101211021445.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 12, 2010, 11:36:21 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria101212_cmyk20101210074103.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 12:38:34 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/s/3/Santa-The-Rich.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on December 13, 2010, 12:39:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 12:40:17 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/2/s/3/Ghost-of-Tax-Cuts-Past.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 13, 2010, 02:10:00 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/HelleJ/2010/HelleJ20101209_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 02:33:43 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/s/3/Obama-Poker-Strategy.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 13, 2010, 02:46:07 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM101213CLR-NewParty20101213090723.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 02:57:15 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/s/3/Obama-Tax-Deal.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/s/3/Firing-Up-The-Base.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 13, 2010, 03:14:21 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/DanieC/2010/DanieC20101213_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 13, 2010, 04:16:09 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/s/3/Yes-We-Concede.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 13, 2010, 09:11:03 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GorreB/2010/GorreB20101213_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on December 14, 2010, 10:37:24 AM
LMFAO!!!


([url]http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GorreB/2010/GorreB20101213_low.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 14, 2010, 02:10:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on December 17, 2010, 12:57:53 PM
Random thoughts

Michael Moore sent out a statement “Why I’m Posting Bail Money for Julian Assange”. Is the answer: “So people will pay attention to me!”?

I appreciate it that each day Michelle Obama mails handwritten notes to children making fun of them for being fat.

Worrying about North Korea taking over the world seems like worrying about Charles Manson taking over the country. Yeah, they should be feared and stopped, but let’s recognize the scope here.

I don’t get why people want to raise taxes on being rich to discourage wealth. Shouldn’t we raise taxes on the poor to discourage poverty?

If you want to get the economy moving, we need to discourage people from being poor. Doesn’t have to be tax; could be criminal penalties.

Of course, if the poor are outlawed, only outlaws will be poor. Which is good; why would we want criminals having lots of money?

Is California insured? Could we “accidentally” burn it down? Brushfires happen all the time.

If you’re going to put a switch to turn on and off wifi on a laptop, make sure it’s somewhere it won’t accidentally be bumped all the time.

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/12/random-thoughts-382/ (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/12/random-thoughts-382/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 21, 2010, 09:21:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 22, 2010, 11:36:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 22, 2010, 12:08:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 22, 2010, 12:08:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 22, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 23, 2010, 01:55:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 02:05:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:07:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:09:57 PM
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Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:10:47 PM
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Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:11:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:12:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:13:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:14:28 PM
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Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:15:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:17:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:18:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 23, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: boater on December 23, 2010, 02:20:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 04:46:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 04:51:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 04:58:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 05:18:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 05:20:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 23, 2010, 05:21:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 25, 2010, 05:28:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 26, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 27, 2010, 01:06:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2010, 01:54:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 27, 2010, 04:42:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 27, 2010, 07:28:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 28, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Chips on December 28, 2010, 07:44:13 PM
OBAMA
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on December 28, 2010, 07:57:45 PM
([url]http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/61754_700.jpg[/url])


I know this is not picking, but the blue gloves aren't latex, they're nitrile...sorry, I've been working in the industry too long.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 28, 2010, 09:40:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 29, 2010, 12:22:06 PM
Can't expect right-wing simpletons to understand the impact of global warming when even simple English appears beyond their comprehension.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 29, 2010, 02:29:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on January 01, 2011, 03:39:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on January 01, 2011, 03:46:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 01, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 01, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 01, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on January 01, 2011, 06:20:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 01, 2011, 11:11:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 02, 2011, 09:34:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on January 03, 2011, 11:42:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 12:08:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 12:08:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 12:09:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2011, 01:03:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 01:43:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2011, 03:13:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2011, 03:18:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 03:40:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 04, 2011, 03:42:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 05, 2011, 11:08:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2011, 12:53:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 06, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2011, 12:14:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2011, 12:17:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2011, 01:16:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2011, 02:24:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2011, 03:29:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2011, 03:50:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2011, 04:02:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2011, 10:49:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 09, 2011, 09:49:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2011, 04:10:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 09, 2011, 04:11:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 09, 2011, 06:39:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 10, 2011, 01:22:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on January 10, 2011, 01:48:59 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on January 11, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 11, 2011, 12:00:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 11, 2011, 02:49:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 12, 2011, 10:14:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 12, 2011, 03:13:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 12, 2011, 04:49:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 12, 2011, 05:37:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on January 13, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
From an email......figured if it belonged in any thread it would be here.  Kind of amusing, yet serious:

JFK'S 
Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when 
DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO.  DeGaule said he wanted all US  
military out of France as soon as possible.


Rusk responded,

"Does that include those who are buried here?"
 
DeGuale 
did not respond.

You 
could have heard a pin drop.


  
   

When in England ,

at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the 
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 
'empire building' by George Bush.


He answered by saying,

"Over the years, the United States has sent many of 
its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom 
beyond our borders.  The only amount of land we have ever asked for 
in return is enough to bury those that did not 
return."

 

You 
could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 
There was a conference in France

where a number of international engineers 
were taking part, including French and American.  During a break, 
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you 
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft 
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.  What does he 
intend to do, bomb them?"

 
A Boeing engineer

stood up and replied quietly:  "Our carriers have three 
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are 
nuclear powered and can supply emergency  electrical power to 
shore facilities; they have three  cafeterias with the capacity to 
feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand 
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a 
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and 
from their flight deck.  We have eleven such ships;

how many does France have?"

 

You 
could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 
A U.S. Navy Admiral

was attending a naval conference that included 
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French 
Navies  At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large 
group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. 
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a 
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many 
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that 
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than 
speaking French?"

 
Without hesitating,

the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the 
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't 
have to speak German."
 

You 
could have heard a pin drop.


 
 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 
AND 
THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

 
Robert Whiting,

an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport

in his carry on.

 
"You 
have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked 
sarcastically.

 
Mr. Whiting

admitted that he had been to France  
previously.

 
"Then 
you should know enough to have your passport ready."

 
The American said,

"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

 
"Impossible.. 
Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"

 
The American senior

gave the Frenchman a long hard look.  Then he 
quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen 
to show a passport to."

You 
could have heard a pin drop.

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on January 13, 2011, 08:40:58 AM
AWESOME post, Fuzz!


It really pisses me off when I see people saying things like this.  Yeah, it's just an email, but it does happen, all the time.

We need to stop being the world police. 
Our efforts are never appreciated, and the cost is far too high.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 14, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 14, 2011, 05:19:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on January 16, 2011, 08:13:59 AM

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother
and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same question.


"Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..."

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's
shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother
and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who
is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. !!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on January 16, 2011, 08:32:20 AM
LMAO
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 17, 2011, 12:00:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 18, 2011, 11:46:04 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 19, 2011, 10:36:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 19, 2011, 03:29:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 19, 2011, 05:49:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 20, 2011, 11:48:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 21, 2011, 04:11:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2011, 05:16:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 21, 2011, 10:26:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 22, 2011, 07:36:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 22, 2011, 12:51:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 25, 2011, 07:22:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 26, 2011, 04:23:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on January 30, 2011, 02:20:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 30, 2011, 02:39:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 30, 2011, 07:48:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 30, 2011, 07:50:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 31, 2011, 09:50:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 03, 2011, 09:49:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 03, 2011, 09:52:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 04, 2011, 12:51:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 06, 2011, 11:11:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 07, 2011, 09:35:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 07, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 07, 2011, 10:37:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 08, 2011, 09:31:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 08, 2011, 10:13:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 12, 2011, 03:40:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 13, 2011, 09:14:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 15, 2011, 09:02:21 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 15, 2011, 01:02:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 15, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 15, 2011, 08:58:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on February 15, 2011, 10:23:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 16, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 18, 2011, 12:56:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 19, 2011, 04:16:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on February 20, 2011, 08:23:22 AM
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States meddling in Egypt continued, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps ..

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents, either.

It's gonna get ugly, people.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 20, 2011, 11:17:47 AM
Sorry I forgot to Press 1 before reading that last post and it came out in Spanish on my computer  ;D

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 25, 2011, 12:54:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on February 26, 2011, 08:30:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2011, 11:15:22 AM
Here's one for Fluffy and Fry and all who love Fox...   

See - conservatives have a sense of humor ;D
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on February 28, 2011, 11:48:54 AM
A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the teabagger and says, "Look out for that union guy -- he wants a piece ...of your cookie."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 28, 2011, 04:00:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2011, 10:35:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 01, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 02, 2011, 09:57:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 02, 2011, 09:58:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 02, 2011, 09:59:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 02, 2011, 03:52:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on March 03, 2011, 11:32:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 03, 2011, 04:19:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 04, 2011, 07:53:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 04, 2011, 11:49:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 04, 2011, 11:49:39 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 04, 2011, 11:50:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 04, 2011, 01:47:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 04, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 07, 2011, 12:18:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 08, 2011, 07:33:16 AM
([url]http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BorsM/2011/BorsM20110307_low.jpg[/url])


LMAO that's a great trolling idea.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on March 09, 2011, 02:45:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 10, 2011, 05:21:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 11, 2011, 10:49:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 11, 2011, 06:22:07 PM
Okay where's the controls to add a hyperlink or picture?
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 13, 2011, 12:36:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 13, 2011, 12:39:28 AM
Okay where's the controls to add a hyperlink or picture?
Somewhat like that old lie about stopping before you go blind.....maybe you overused it.  ;D


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 13, 2011, 12:40:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 13, 2011, 12:41:34 AM
Okay....I'll stop at just needing reading glasses.  ;D

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 13, 2011, 02:07:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on March 14, 2011, 09:32:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:20:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 14, 2011, 11:30:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 14, 2011, 11:37:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:38:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:38:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:53:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:54:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 14, 2011, 11:56:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 15, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 15, 2011, 12:14:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 15, 2011, 11:14:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 15, 2011, 12:52:57 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

ALASKA   California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota   Wyoming
Colorado   Kansas
Oklahoma   Pennsylvania
And Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks are located in DC  ;D
 
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on March 16, 2011, 09:48:54 AM
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...or else he's golfing.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 16, 2011, 01:39:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 16, 2011, 01:40:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 16, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 16, 2011, 09:47:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2011, 01:07:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 19, 2011, 01:08:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2011, 11:20:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2011, 04:32:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 22, 2011, 09:39:25 PM
Not really a joke, but this is the best place I can figure to put it.



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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 23, 2011, 01:48:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 23, 2011, 09:50:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 23, 2011, 10:19:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 23, 2011, 11:27:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 23, 2011, 11:27:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 23, 2011, 11:29:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 08:43:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 08:46:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 08:53:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2011, 12:21:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2011, 12:23:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2011, 12:24:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2011, 12:25:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 12:40:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 25, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2011, 08:44:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2011, 07:25:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2011, 07:28:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2011, 08:01:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2011, 08:24:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 27, 2011, 08:29:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2011, 08:41:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on March 28, 2011, 01:56:26 PM
Saw this on one of my friend's status' on FB.


"I remember in the last presidential election, I was told if I voted for John McCain, that we would be involved in another war in the Middle East.
My God, they were right!"
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 28, 2011, 04:34:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 29, 2011, 10:31:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 29, 2011, 10:33:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 29, 2011, 01:59:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 29, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 29, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 29, 2011, 07:55:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 29, 2011, 07:58:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on March 29, 2011, 08:30:20 PM
For Those With Vaginas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmQhCWfXu2o&feature=player_embedded#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 30, 2011, 01:27:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 30, 2011, 09:38:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 30, 2011, 10:19:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 30, 2011, 10:19:53 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 30, 2011, 11:02:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 30, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 31, 2011, 07:30:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 31, 2011, 07:34:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 31, 2011, 07:28:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 01, 2011, 10:29:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 01, 2011, 01:35:23 PM
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Post by: Frenchfry on April 01, 2011, 01:45:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 01, 2011, 05:06:31 PM
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Post by: Frenchfry on April 01, 2011, 05:19:12 PM
The Anti-Obama: Maher Introduces The Perfect GOP 2012 Candidate

Meet Karab Amabo: "A fat, white, small-eared idiot, who angers quickly, overreacts to everything and can bowl 300; and who carries only one form of ID, his original birth certificate." In short, he is the inverse of Obama, and as such is the perfect GOP candidate for 2012.

Such is the case made by Bill Maher in support of a man who would be our nation's first "home-schooled president" and who has extensive experience in "disorganizing communities." This bit is filled with so many laugh-out-loud moments we had to watch it a few times to catch every note of the pitch-perfect satire

Video here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/27/anti-obama-maher_n_841162.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/27/anti-obama-maher_n_841162.html)
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Post by: The Fuzz on April 01, 2011, 07:24:55 PM
That is funny, regardless what side of the Obama fence you are on.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 02, 2011, 04:00:44 PM
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Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2011, 08:10:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2011, 10:03:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2011, 11:19:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 04, 2011, 09:57:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 04, 2011, 09:58:34 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2011, 10:02:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2011, 10:03:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2011, 10:04:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 04, 2011, 11:22:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 04, 2011, 11:32:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on April 04, 2011, 08:07:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on April 04, 2011, 09:03:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 05, 2011, 07:51:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 05, 2011, 07:52:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on April 05, 2011, 06:49:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2011, 09:58:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 06, 2011, 09:58:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 06, 2011, 09:59:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 06, 2011, 10:28:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 06, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 07, 2011, 11:23:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 07, 2011, 11:52:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 07, 2011, 05:31:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 08, 2011, 07:18:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 09, 2011, 12:38:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 09, 2011, 12:38:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 09, 2011, 12:39:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 09, 2011, 12:42:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 09, 2011, 01:12:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 09, 2011, 07:49:11 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 09, 2011, 07:54:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 09, 2011, 07:57:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 10, 2011, 11:50:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 10, 2011, 10:53:35 PM
"Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President Obama a racist. And the latest sponsor that he just lost is Clorox bleach. That's amazing. Even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far." --Conan O'Brien

"And as you know, Santa Claus is working very hard with his elves to make sure every child gets at least one toy this Christmas, or as Glenn Beck calls that, 'socialism.'" –Jay Leno

"So far the Republican field looks like a bunch of guys responding to a Craigslist ad for a free couch." —Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 11, 2011, 05:37:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 11, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on April 12, 2011, 04:31:33 PM
The Michigan government today announced that it's changing it's emblem to a CONDOM , because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're, actually, being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 13, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2011, 09:23:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2011, 04:19:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 16, 2011, 10:03:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 18, 2011, 01:07:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 18, 2011, 04:15:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 18, 2011, 05:25:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2011, 10:20:23 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on April 19, 2011, 10:35:00 AM
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter.  Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses.  Mohammed is higher up.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus, the Christ.  You will find Mohammed higher up.'
 
Mohammed higher than Jesus?!?  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question, 'Are you Mohammed?' and he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'
 
Obama says, 'Yes, please!'





As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out,  'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2011, 01:08:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2011, 07:26:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2011, 07:27:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2011, 08:34:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2011, 08:40:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2011, 08:41:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2011, 07:45:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2011, 12:12:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 20, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 20, 2011, 08:25:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2011, 08:44:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 23, 2011, 12:09:01 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 23, 2011, 12:25:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 23, 2011, 10:03:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 23, 2011, 10:03:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 23, 2011, 10:04:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 24, 2011, 09:15:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 24, 2011, 09:19:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 24, 2011, 09:54:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 24, 2011, 10:02:21 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 24, 2011, 10:05:04 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on April 24, 2011, 10:12:37 AM
LOL....those last 4 are good.   ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2011, 12:47:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2011, 12:50:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2011, 01:40:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2011, 01:41:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2011, 07:01:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2011, 10:17:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2011, 10:19:47 PM
"Fox News announced today that Glenn Beck will leave his show later this year. It's nothing personal. He just wants to spend more time with the voices in his head." –Jimmy Fallon

"The only real difference between Glenn Beck and Paul Revere is that when Paul Revere told you the British were coming they were, in fact, coming." –Jon Stewart

"I was devastated. In fact, last night I went home and finished off a whole pint of George Soros' Caliphate Crunch. Rum raisin with chocolate-covered micro chips." —Jon Stewart on Glenn Beck's departure from Fox News

"Fox News is dropping Glenn Beck's show. He spent the whole day crying his eyes out, and then he heard his show was getting dropped." –Craig Ferguson

"Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?" –Bill Maher
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 26, 2011, 08:02:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 26, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 26, 2011, 01:30:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 27, 2011, 12:10:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 27, 2011, 05:49:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 27, 2011, 11:23:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 27, 2011, 11:24:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 28, 2011, 04:47:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2011, 02:33:55 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 29, 2011, 07:47:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2011, 11:22:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2011, 11:30:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2011, 11:36:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 29, 2011, 11:37:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 30, 2011, 01:35:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 01, 2011, 12:09:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2011, 04:16:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2011, 04:17:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2011, 04:18:04 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2011, 04:18:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 04, 2011, 02:02:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 04, 2011, 09:33:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 04, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 04, 2011, 11:15:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 05, 2011, 10:25:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 06, 2011, 08:55:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 06, 2011, 05:53:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2011, 05:55:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 06, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2011, 05:58:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 07, 2011, 02:44:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 09, 2011, 08:01:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 09, 2011, 11:04:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 10, 2011, 01:34:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 10, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
Too soon?


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 10, 2011, 01:48:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on May 10, 2011, 02:02:25 PM
Sounds like some of our posters here on MT....

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 11, 2011, 08:45:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 11, 2011, 06:41:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 12, 2011, 03:39:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2011, 07:40:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 13, 2011, 03:31:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 13, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2011, 03:48:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 13, 2011, 03:50:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 13, 2011, 06:22:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 14, 2011, 04:26:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 15, 2011, 01:04:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 16, 2011, 07:56:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 16, 2011, 10:56:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 16, 2011, 11:02:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 16, 2011, 06:51:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 17, 2011, 08:42:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 17, 2011, 12:05:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 18, 2011, 08:51:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 18, 2011, 09:01:22 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 18, 2011, 06:13:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2011, 12:17:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 19, 2011, 12:48:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2011, 01:14:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 19, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 19, 2011, 10:49:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 20, 2011, 07:38:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 20, 2011, 11:18:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 20, 2011, 10:36:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 21, 2011, 09:39:57 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 21, 2011, 12:37:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 21, 2011, 12:41:11 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 21, 2011, 12:42:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 21, 2011, 12:51:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2011, 10:17:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2011, 10:18:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 23, 2011, 07:32:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 24, 2011, 08:46:59 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 25, 2011, 08:48:10 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 25, 2011, 11:11:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 26, 2011, 08:36:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2011, 09:38:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2011, 08:51:23 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2011, 09:01:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 27, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 27, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 27, 2011, 07:00:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 28, 2011, 02:01:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 28, 2011, 04:04:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 28, 2011, 05:14:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 28, 2011, 11:24:52 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on May 29, 2011, 08:24:31 AM
    Michigan's U.P. Declares War on the USA

    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
 
    "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said. "'Dis here is Sven, over here at the Rod and Gun Club in White Pine, Michigan.    Ve don't like some a yer policies so I am callin' to tell ya that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

    "Well, Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole, and the whole pool team from the Rod."

    Barack paused, "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow," said Sven, "I'll haf ta call ya back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
 
    "And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

    "Vell sir, ve got two combines, a bulldozer, and Sigurd's farm tractor."

    President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
 
    "All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."

     Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day... "President Obama, da war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne!   We up an' modified Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da cockpit, and four boys from the coffee shop haf joined us as vell!"

    Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.    "I must tell you, Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.    My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.    And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Two million you say?," said Sven, "l'll haf' to call you back."

    Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack.  "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    "Vell, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay ve can feed two million prisoners."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 29, 2011, 08:31:29 AM
I had a suite-mate in college from White Pine...   

that sounds oh so like their thought process 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on May 29, 2011, 08:32:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 29, 2011, 12:02:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2011, 12:14:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 01, 2011, 09:01:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2011, 09:08:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 01, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
Now That's Funny!! 

([url]http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/6/4/Obama-Challenge.jpg[/url])

Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 02, 2011, 08:15:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on June 02, 2011, 09:27:37 AM
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This one actually is easy to explain. It takes years for the new ones to be made, hence bush bought them and they were delivered to us during the last 2 years.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 03, 2011, 05:03:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 04, 2011, 12:10:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: The Fuzz on June 04, 2011, 02:21:36 PM
LOL, that's funny.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 06, 2011, 10:47:53 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 06, 2011, 11:15:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on June 06, 2011, 12:04:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 06, 2011, 02:37:17 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 06, 2011, 02:53:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 06, 2011, 02:55:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 06, 2011, 03:13:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 07, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 07, 2011, 05:14:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 08, 2011, 06:12:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 08, 2011, 11:39:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 08, 2011, 11:40:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 09, 2011, 11:55:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 09, 2011, 11:57:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 09, 2011, 04:02:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 09, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 09, 2011, 10:59:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 13, 2011, 09:28:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 13, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2011, 11:14:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 15, 2011, 09:10:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on June 16, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 16, 2011, 11:40:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 16, 2011, 11:41:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 19, 2011, 01:01:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 22, 2011, 02:39:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 22, 2011, 08:04:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 24, 2011, 05:26:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 25, 2011, 10:48:40 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 27, 2011, 11:43:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 27, 2011, 11:50:41 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 27, 2011, 11:51:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 27, 2011, 09:23:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 27, 2011, 09:23:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 27, 2011, 09:27:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 29, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2011, 10:20:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2011, 10:21:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 29, 2011, 10:22:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 30, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 01, 2011, 11:01:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 01, 2011, 01:21:34 PM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110701&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110630003&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)

This is another one where readers could submit their own potential captions...

some very interesting suggestions below the cartoon :) :) :)

http://www.freep.com/article/20110701/BLOG24/110630003/Your-Mike-Our-cartoon-caption-contest-winner-o-the-week-?odyssey=mod (http://www.freep.com/article/20110701/BLOG24/110630003/Your-Mike-Our-cartoon-caption-contest-winner-o-the-week-?odyssey=mod)|newswell|img|FRONTPAGE|p
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 01, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn110701_cmyk20110701040936.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 01, 2011, 04:44:53 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/9/4/Palin-Undefeated-Movie.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 01, 2011, 04:45:27 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/9/4/Bachmanns-Shaddow.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 03, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WiseT/2011/WiseT20110703_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 04, 2011, 03:27:42 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/s/9/4/2011-Fireworks.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 04, 2011, 03:28:09 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/9/4/Newts-Fireworks.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 04, 2011, 03:28:48 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/9/4/Energy-Independence-Day1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 04, 2011, 03:29:23 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/v/9/4/Budget-Negotiating-Tables.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 08, 2011, 01:40:56 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/FulleJ/2011/FulleJ20110707_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 08, 2011, 01:49:42 AM
From Jay Leno:

Michele Bachmann Has New Campaign Theme Song

At Congresswoman’s Michele Bachmann’s presidential announcement in Waterloo, Iowa, she used the infamous Tom Petty “American Girl” track as her campaign theme song, enraging Mr. Petty as apparently she did not have his expressly written permission to use that material. A new Theme song was announced, perhaps a tune more fitting for Rep. Bachmann:
Wonderful World - Sam Cooke - UPGRADED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6JMotbHYM#)

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2784336921/ (http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2784336921/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 11, 2011, 01:33:06 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/A/4/Dumb-Americans.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 11, 2011, 03:47:35 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/BorsM/2011/BorsM20110711_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 11, 2011, 03:50:53 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/GorreB/2011/GorreB20110711_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 12, 2011, 05:25:38 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb071111dAPR20110712054517.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 12, 2011, 08:15:13 PM
(http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2011/07/mike07102011.jpg)

(http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2011/07/mike07082011.jpg)

I guess this one really isn't political in nature...  but it looks like it could have happened!!!

(http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2011/07/mike07072011.jpg)

These look like Pax...  but I'm sure we'd never see him with a GOP label ;) ;) ;)

(http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2011/06/mike06302011.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 13, 2011, 04:26:25 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0712cd20110712122020.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 13, 2011, 04:31:40 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb071211dAPR20110712114532.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 14, 2011, 04:08:55 AM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110714&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110714002&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on July 14, 2011, 12:23:27 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/A/4/Bachmann-History-Lesson.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 15, 2011, 12:43:12 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/110714beelertoon_c20110713112822.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 18, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn071411dAPR20110713034515.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 23, 2011, 01:27:41 AM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110720&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110719056&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Pax on July 23, 2011, 09:56:33 AM
Ah well, this one won't let me link directly to the video, but it's pretty darn good! How on Earth Did They Get There?? (http://cofcc.org/2011/07/how-on-earth-did-they-get-there/) <- link
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 23, 2011, 01:57:49 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz072011dAPR20110720124517.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 27, 2011, 09:23:52 AM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110727&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110727001&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 28, 2011, 06:56:04 PM
(http://danzigercartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/danzcolor4841.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 28, 2011, 06:57:51 PM
(http://danzigercartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/danzcolor4834.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 29, 2011, 06:28:03 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KelleS/2011/KelleS20110729_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on July 30, 2011, 03:20:13 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn073011dAPR20110728094525.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on July 31, 2011, 10:55:14 AM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110730&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110730027&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on August 02, 2011, 11:37:40 AM
(http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2011/08/newmike0801.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on August 03, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110803&Category=BLOG24&ArtNo=110803002&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 05, 2011, 02:30:26 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/Rose,J/2011/Rose,J20110805_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 19, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/RallT/2011/RallT20110819_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on August 23, 2011, 08:34:08 AM
I heard Obama hit his golf ball into some shrubbery off the fairway.

Don't blame him, though.




It was the bush's fault.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 25, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/SorenJ/2011/SorenJ20110825_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on August 29, 2011, 08:50:25 AM
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/RallT/2011/RallT20110829_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2011, 03:59:30 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/c35be111-e4ef-40ce-8f33-69c2fc6c2b73.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/196fa3d6-dd58-456d-a649-5d073d358a6d.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2011, 04:38:32 PM
Smart kid....

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/979698f2-e769-415e-93af-0ba87d53d43b.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2011, 04:59:23 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/23bf579e-70a6-419b-ada4-b9250dde218d.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on August 29, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
Ok last one for a while....

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/9cb35792-db81-40ff-9f60-39252ecad4ab.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Mayonnaise on August 30, 2011, 09:17:38 AM
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest patients:
there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, plus, the head and the  a $ $  are interchangeable.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Mayonnaise on September 16, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: PXaiver on September 29, 2011, 06:42:08 AM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302927_283439905017169_100000534868267_1054323_85618777_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 09, 2011, 11:18:06 AM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?"

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow pick any other politician...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on November 09, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
([url]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/23bf579e-70a6-419b-ada4-b9250dde218d.jpg[/url])


Reminds me of some of the users here that use that pic as their avatar. 8* 8*
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Collegekid on November 13, 2011, 02:18:22 PM
I heard Obama hit his golf ball into some shrubbery off the fairway.

Don't blame him, though.




It was the bush's fault.

ha ha, good one.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on November 16, 2011, 10:12:49 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/L/4/GOP-Obama-Commercials.jpg)
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/K/4/Occupy-Fox-News.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on November 16, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg111611dAPR20111116034557.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on November 30, 2011, 04:15:12 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383074_313160138713952_100000599047699_1143575_1422973748_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on November 30, 2011, 04:29:33 PM
([url]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383074_313160138713952_100000599047699_1143575_1422973748_n.jpg[/url])


I literally LOL'd at that, it was great!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on December 04, 2011, 04:25:09 PM
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392152_255921347800360_112713662121130_699829_679947025_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c9416320111202120100.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2011, 10:10:28 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/111202beelertoon_c20111202050148.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2011, 10:35:50 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/N/4/Gingrich-and-Cain-Affairs.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/L/4/Parade-Balloon.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 16, 2011, 10:26:01 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/W/N/4/Newt-Santa-Baggage.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/N/4/Gingrich-Tattoo.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/N/4/Newt-Tidings.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/N/4/Mitts-Closing-Argument.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 19, 2011, 12:15:04 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/photoessays/2011/cartoons_1216/cartoons_01.jpg)(http://img.timeinc.net//time/photoessays/2011/cartoons_1216/cartoons_04.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 23, 2011, 06:27:48 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/N/4/Anti-Santa.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/N/4/Payroll-Tax-Cut.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 23, 2011, 06:28:46 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/c/N/4/Trickle-Down-Christmas.jpg)(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/N/4/The-Christmas-Card.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 24, 2011, 10:06:01 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/N/4/Capitol-Christmas-Tree.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 28, 2011, 10:25:41 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/N/4/Guide-to-GOP-Governance.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 29, 2011, 09:01:52 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/111223numbertwoRGB20111226040857.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on December 29, 2011, 09:51:17 PM
([url]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392152_255921347800360_112713662121130_699829_679947025_n.jpg[/url])



Just saw this one for the first time...LMFAO!

That pretty much sums it all up...
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 29, 2011, 11:21:52 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM111223CLR-FirstACL20111225012821.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on December 30, 2011, 10:51:31 AM
(http://media.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/104/2011/12/29/103757_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on December 31, 2011, 02:32:00 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/O/4/Wall-Street-Gifts.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 01, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/N/4/Go-Away-2011.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 01, 2012, 03:28:37 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/O/4/Sweeping-Up.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 02, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/O/4/John-Boehner-Tan.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2012, 11:42:22 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c9505320120104120100.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 04, 2012, 11:46:17 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/120103detainedRGBfff20120104013305.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on January 05, 2012, 12:12:52 AM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/120103detainedRGBfff20120104013305.jpg[/url])


(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/tumblr_lf8s4yws6h1qa6ql2o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on January 05, 2012, 12:55:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eam1c.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 05, 2012, 08:40:49 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg010412dAPR20120104084525.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 05, 2012, 03:36:18 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/photoessays/2011/cartoons_1230/cartoons_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 05, 2012, 11:40:29 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20120103-Can't%20Fool20120103043019.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2012, 12:14:36 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net//time/photoessays/2011/cartoons_1230/cartoons_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 06, 2012, 09:54:53 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0106cd20120105092942.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 06, 2012, 10:03:15 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/wright0105color20120105072717.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 06, 2012, 05:51:43 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/O/4/Eleventh-Commandment.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 07, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/O/4/Iowa-Winner.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 08, 2012, 12:40:56 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn010712dAPC20120106024544.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 08, 2012, 12:46:25 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/O/4/Deciding-on-Romney.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 09, 2012, 09:13:08 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn010912dAPR20120106064524.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 12, 2012, 03:54:55 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/L/O/4/GOP-Undecided-Voter.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 12, 2012, 05:15:51 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/120112beelertoon_c20120111110619.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 12, 2012, 10:36:26 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/O/4/Shovel-Ready.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 16, 2012, 06:18:37 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20120116-Capitolists20120116021137.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 16, 2012, 06:22:15 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb011412dAPR20120115054517.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 17, 2012, 12:16:34 PM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm12011620120116084920.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 17, 2012, 04:52:54 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/O/4/Romney-and-Capitalism.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 18, 2012, 12:32:12 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm12011420120114025556.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 18, 2012, 12:33:59 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz011612dAPR20120114034530.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on January 19, 2012, 02:45:03 PM
This is how the internet felt about SOPA

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-cant-tell-if-trying-to-stop-online-piracy-or-if-starting-nazi-regime.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 20, 2012, 08:38:46 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/P/4/Romney-Tax-Return.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on January 21, 2012, 09:16:31 AM
(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/willard-makes-a-bet.gif)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 21, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/O/4/Romney-Money-Troubles.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on January 23, 2012, 02:53:51 PM
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404971_10150474255712109_366852412108_8864941_960935562_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on January 23, 2012, 03:19:03 PM
LMAO...!
 ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 23, 2012, 04:30:57 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/O/4/Newts-New-Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Chips on January 24, 2012, 03:01:40 PM
I like this word. Finally, a way to describe Obamaville........   

 Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

(To bad this isn't a joke)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on January 24, 2012, 04:16:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 24, 2012, 10:14:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 24, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 25, 2012, 11:57:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monique on January 26, 2012, 09:11:42 AM
I usually enjoy pointed political cartoons, but IMO, this one is in poor taste. The floating bodies are just too much, especially since people are still missing.  :(
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 26, 2012, 09:52:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 26, 2012, 09:55:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 26, 2012, 12:16:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 27, 2012, 02:09:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 28, 2012, 02:05:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on January 28, 2012, 08:25:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 29, 2012, 12:34:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on January 30, 2012, 09:52:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on January 31, 2012, 10:53:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: family man on January 31, 2012, 11:00:27 AM
([url]http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm12012420120125030929.jpg[/url])


Are you admitting he will win a second term? LOL
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on January 31, 2012, 04:15:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 03, 2012, 12:23:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 03, 2012, 09:46:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 03, 2012, 09:46:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 04, 2012, 08:25:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 04, 2012, 11:41:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 08, 2012, 09:20:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 09, 2012, 01:36:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 09, 2012, 08:09:43 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/Q/4/Romney-Taking-A-Stand.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: old salt on February 10, 2012, 11:37:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on February 10, 2012, 12:24:58 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on February 10, 2012, 12:49:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 10, 2012, 12:52:15 PM
Finding Mr. Right (Wing)

Finding Mr. Right (Wing): Maysoon Zayid considers the potential of a CPAC dating seminar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMjhvlbU0I0#)


Conservative Dating Seminar At CPAC 2012

Conservative Dating Seminar At CPAC 2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU28C7g7MFY#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on February 10, 2012, 07:43:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 11, 2012, 11:00:55 AM
(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb020912dAPR20120209104524.jpg)

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 11, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 11, 2012, 02:59:40 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/R/4/Komen-PR-Disaster.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 11, 2012, 03:46:01 PM
Romney Bartender Joke at CPAC by Santorum Supporter
"Millionaire investor Foster Friess, the man who has gained some fame lately with his support of Rick Santorum and large donations to a pro-Santorum SuperPAC, opened up his Santorum introduction at CPAC Friday with a joke that took a swipe at Mitt Romney...".*

Romney Bartender Joke at CPAC by Santorum Supporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6_-1J2k0g0#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 11, 2012, 11:36:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2012, 12:02:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2012, 10:22:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 12, 2012, 10:23:02 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 15, 2012, 08:08:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 15, 2012, 08:28:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 16, 2012, 11:34:00 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 17, 2012, 08:22:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 17, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 17, 2012, 10:35:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 17, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 17, 2012, 11:44:02 PM
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno _ Political Landscape
(Click link at the bottom)

www.dailymotion.com/video/xos1b2_the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-political-landscape_news (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xos1b2_the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-political-landscape_news)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monique on February 18, 2012, 07:05:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on February 18, 2012, 08:07:53 PM

Nice one Monique... ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 19, 2012, 12:53:33 AM
“I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, ‘For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.’” –David Letterman


“Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He got an honorary Grammy for best spoken word for being able to speak out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.” – Jay Leno


“Mitt Romney and his wife wanted to spend a nice quiet Valentine's night just by themselves. So they went to one of Mitt's campaign rallies.” –Jay Leno


“Mitt Romney said today that he learned something. There are things that money can’t buy — like Colorado, Minnesota, Missouri.” – Jay Leno


“Romney’s campaign is in such bad shape, today he moved the part in his hair even further to the right.” – Jay Leno


“Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he’s against same-marriage sex.” – David Letterman

(http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/310373/848small.png)
http://politicalirony.com/ (http://politicalirony.com/)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 19, 2012, 10:02:16 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 19, 2012, 11:11:15 AM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/R/4/Santorum-Fame.jpg)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 20, 2012, 09:03:12 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 20, 2012, 09:06:21 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 20, 2012, 08:28:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 21, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 21, 2012, 09:59:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 21, 2012, 10:49:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 21, 2012, 11:54:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 22, 2012, 11:53:53 AM
JAY LENO: A lot of celebrities are now coming forward with their political endorsements. This week, the lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth says he's endorsing Rick Santorum. That's what he said. Me? I'm gonna wait until I hear what Lemmy from Motorhead has to say. I don't wanna rush into anything.

And Rick Santorum said this week he wants to restore religious values to government -- you know, like they do in Iran.

And believe me, Rick Santorum - very conservative when it comes to sexual issues, very conservative. Today, he said he would ban In-N-Out Burger. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he only flies Virgin Airlines. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he thinks you need to be 18 or older to look at the Washington Monument. That's how conservative.

Let me tell you how conservative Rick Santorum is: He wants Glee renamed The Morally Confused Dance Club. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he won't even order a bone-in rib eye. That's how conservative he is.

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on February 24, 2012, 10:08:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 24, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 25, 2012, 08:31:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 25, 2012, 07:43:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 25, 2012, 09:25:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on February 26, 2012, 07:30:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 27, 2012, 12:36:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 27, 2012, 07:26:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 28, 2012, 05:29:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 28, 2012, 08:54:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 28, 2012, 09:51:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 29, 2012, 12:59:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on February 29, 2012, 01:04:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on February 29, 2012, 08:39:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on February 29, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on February 29, 2012, 08:48:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on February 29, 2012, 08:53:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on February 29, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 29, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 29, 2012, 10:28:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 29, 2012, 10:29:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on February 29, 2012, 10:31:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on March 02, 2012, 12:35:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 03, 2012, 08:50:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: ussoccer26 on March 03, 2012, 10:54:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 04, 2012, 02:56:54 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/R/4/Santorum-Dogma.jpg)

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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 05, 2012, 09:16:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 06, 2012, 09:24:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baggins on March 06, 2012, 09:50:16 AM
([url]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/228/145/political-pictures-ron-paul-read-constitution.jpg[/url])



I love this one, it's great... ;D
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 11:05:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 06, 2012, 12:40:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 06, 2012, 12:46:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 12:53:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 12:54:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 12:55:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 12:56:13 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 06, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 07, 2012, 08:51:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 07, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 07, 2012, 10:39:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 07, 2012, 10:39:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 07, 2012, 10:40:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 07, 2012, 10:40:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 07, 2012, 09:45:07 PM
Quote
Nomination of Jo Ann D. Smith To Be an Assistant Secretary of Agriculture
1989-03-23

The President today announced his intention to nominate Jo Ann D. Smith to be Assistant Secretary of Agriculture (Marketing and Inspection). She would succeed Kenneth A. Gilles.

Since 1958 Mrs. Smith has been an operating partner, secretary, and treasurer of Smith Brothers Farming and Ranching in Wacahoota, FL. In addition she served as vice president of Smith Construction Co., 1962 - 1988, and as a marketing and public relations consultant for White Meat Packers, 1981 - 1988. Mrs. Smith served as chairman of the Cattlemen's Beef Promotion and Research Board from 1986 to 1988 and president of the National Cattlemen's Association in 1985. She has also served as chairman of the board for the Federal Reserve Bank of Jacksonville, FL, 1984 - 1986, and as a member of the board of governors for the Chicago Mercantile Board of Trade, 1985 - 1987. She was a member of the U.S. Advisory Committee for Trade Negotiations, 1985 - 1987, and a member of the Governor's Task Force on the Future of Florida Agriculture, 1984 - 1986. Mrs. Smith has served on the executive committee of the National Cattlemen's Association, 1982 - 1988.

Mrs. Smith was born May 9, 1939, in Gainesville, FL. She is married, has two children, and currently resides in Micanopy, FL.
[url]http://bushlibrary.tamu.edu/research/public_papers.php?id=227&year=1989&month=3[/url] ([url]http://bushlibrary.tamu.edu/research/public_papers.php?id=227&year=1989&month=3[/url])

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70 percent of the ground beef we buy at the supermarket contains something he calls “pink slime.”

“pink slime” does not have to appear on the label because, over objections of its own scientists, USDA officials with links to the beef industry labeled it meat.

“The under secretary said, ‘it’s pink, therefore it’s meat,’” Custer told ABC News.

ABC News has learned the woman who made the decision to OK the mix is a former undersecretary of agriculture, Joann Smith. It was a call that led to hundreds of millions of dollars for Beef Products Inc., the makers of pink slime.

When Smith stepped down from the USDA in 1993, BPI’s principal major supplier appointed her to its board of directors, where she made at least $1.2 million over 17 years.
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 09, 2012, 10:02:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2012, 03:56:56 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2012, 03:59:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 09, 2012, 06:55:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 09, 2012, 10:45:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2012, 12:36:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 10, 2012, 11:15:28 AM
This is one of those where the readers submit the words to fill in the bubble...

from the Detroit Free Press...

lots of other submissions that fell short here:

http://www.freep.com/article/20120309/BLOG24/120308062/Your-Mike-Our-Rush-Limbaugh-cartoon-caption-contest-winner- (http://www.freep.com/article/20120309/BLOG24/120308062/Your-Mike-Our-Rush-Limbaugh-cartoon-caption-contest-winner-)


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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 10, 2012, 11:49:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 11, 2012, 08:55:51 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on March 13, 2012, 09:37:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 13, 2012, 01:11:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 14, 2012, 10:14:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 14, 2012, 10:17:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2012, 08:53:38 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 20, 2012, 08:54:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 21, 2012, 09:55:49 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 22, 2012, 02:17:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 25, 2012, 01:15:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on March 27, 2012, 11:51:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 28, 2012, 03:16:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 29, 2012, 07:33:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 31, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on March 31, 2012, 12:22:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 02, 2012, 07:25:00 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2012, 01:00:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2012, 01:01:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2012, 01:02:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 03, 2012, 01:03:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on April 03, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: BigRedDog on April 03, 2012, 09:06:49 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 03, 2012, 09:30:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2012, 08:34:58 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2012, 08:35:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 04, 2012, 08:36:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2012, 11:54:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2012, 11:56:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2012, 11:57:30 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 05, 2012, 11:59:10 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 06, 2012, 12:01:21 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 06, 2012, 03:15:54 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 07, 2012, 08:43:44 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 08, 2012, 12:13:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 08, 2012, 12:13:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 08, 2012, 12:14:19 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 08, 2012, 12:14:51 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 11, 2012, 10:29:24 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 11, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 11, 2012, 10:34:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 14, 2012, 03:02:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2012, 08:00:32 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 14, 2012, 08:56:54 PM
This is real...but it should be a joke:

Via The Wonkette: "... the articles in The Conservative Teen are written by grownups, who all happen to be involved with either The Heritage Foundation, Fox Business News, the Family Research Council or the Media Research Center...".

Hilarious 'Conservative Teen' Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqhwCUAMxz4#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 15, 2012, 08:38:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 15, 2012, 09:14:19 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 15, 2012, 09:16:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 15, 2012, 09:18:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2012, 01:39:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2012, 01:40:23 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 15, 2012, 07:34:36 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2012, 10:50:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2012, 10:50:55 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 15, 2012, 10:51:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: sammy on April 15, 2012, 10:56:15 PM
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Interesting that this is offered in the politics forum!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 17, 2012, 09:11:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 17, 2012, 02:00:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Monrover on April 17, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Jay Leno:

"President Obama released his tax returns."
 
"It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010."

"You know what that means?"

"Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 17, 2012, 02:36:59 PM
"Republicans are now starting to accept the fact that Mitt Romney will be their nominee for president. But you know, they're not that excited about it. It's kind of like starting to accept that you're going to prom with your sister." –Jay Leno


"That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, ‘She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car." –Bill Maher


"Mitt Romney just barely won the Republican primary in Ohio by 1%. Then Romney made the mistake of saying, 'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a victory for the 1%!'" –Conan O'Brien


"Well, the presidential race is getting interesting. In an effort to clear up his reputation as a flip-flopper, Mitt Romney will give a speech on health care. And then, right afterward, he'll give a five-minute rebuttal." —Jay Leno


"I think Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin would be the perfect ticket. She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question." —Jay Leno


"Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President." —Jimmy Kimmel


"Mitt Romney has announced he's running for president in 2012. At the same time, he's announced he'll try again in 2016." —Stephen Colbert



"Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions." –David Letterman


"Apparently a large branch of Mitt Romney’s family lives in Mexico. ... His grandfather in the late 1800s moved his whole family to Mexico to avoid being prosecuted for polygamy. ... Mitt can use that to show that he’s tough on immigration. His family kicked themselves out of the country." –Jimmy Kimmel
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: livewire on April 18, 2012, 07:36:09 AM
Linda Burnett, 27, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
 
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault. 
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 18, 2012, 10:26:29 AM
''I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.''' —Bill Maher
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 18, 2012, 02:51:44 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 18, 2012, 02:53:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2012, 06:27:09 AM
"Mitt Romney has already begun the process of choosing a running mate. Romney wants someone with a different ethnicity who appeals to women, so his first choice is President Obama." –Conan O'Brien

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"The Democrats accuse the Republicans of launching a war on women. Then the Republicans accuse the Democrats of the same thing. At this point, who can remember who enacted reproductive health restrictions in 36 states including mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds?" –Stephen Colbert

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"New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, ‘black man loots house, steals white woman.’" –Bill Maher
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2012, 09:31:04 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 19, 2012, 12:54:05 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2012, 09:40:47 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2012, 09:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2012, 09:43:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 19, 2012, 09:44:29 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2012, 08:36:09 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 20, 2012, 09:34:02 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 20, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 22, 2012, 07:32:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 22, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 23, 2012, 09:30:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 23, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 23, 2012, 08:49:35 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2012, 12:30:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on April 25, 2012, 08:47:49 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2012, 01:19:18 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 25, 2012, 01:21:34 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 27, 2012, 10:36:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on April 28, 2012, 08:55:25 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2012, 11:06:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2012, 12:43:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 01, 2012, 02:10:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 02, 2012, 10:14:08 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 02, 2012, 10:37:03 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 02, 2012, 12:48:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 02, 2012, 05:39:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 02, 2012, 05:42:12 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2012, 09:39:14 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 03, 2012, 10:13:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2012, 10:33:37 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 03, 2012, 10:34:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 05, 2012, 03:40:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2012, 12:46:46 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2012, 12:48:45 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 06, 2012, 03:07:54 AM
Shhh! Brett's Talking Now: Love letters of the GOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk64X0-ca_A#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 06, 2012, 09:20:35 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 08, 2012, 09:34:20 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 09, 2012, 11:42:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 16, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Baby Hitler on May 16, 2012, 02:37:46 PM
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In order for that number to be accurate he would have had to play about 8000 rounds of golf, which is around 7 rounds of golf per day since he was elected.

I don't think even Tiger Woods plays that much golf.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 17, 2012, 11:36:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 21, 2012, 08:04:06 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 21, 2012, 08:07:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2012, 11:13:21 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2012, 11:14:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2012, 11:16:31 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 22, 2012, 11:17:15 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 23, 2012, 04:05:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 23, 2012, 11:16:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 23, 2012, 11:17:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 25, 2012, 01:10:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 25, 2012, 01:13:26 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2012, 04:03:33 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2012, 04:04:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 26, 2012, 04:05:05 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 29, 2012, 10:20:48 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 29, 2012, 10:22:50 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2012, 12:34:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2012, 12:35:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on May 31, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on May 31, 2012, 10:53:37 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2012, 06:36:39 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 01, 2012, 06:41:43 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 02, 2012, 12:03:52 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 02, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 02, 2012, 12:39:26 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 03, 2012, 12:00:43 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 03, 2012, 12:15:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 04, 2012, 06:10:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 05, 2012, 12:42:09 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 05, 2012, 01:14:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2012, 01:04:27 PM
Brett Erlich had some time to catch up on FOX News while he was home sick the other day. He's not feeling any better.

Extra: Shhh! Brett's Talking Now: How Brett spent his sick day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5nSt1VbcTg#ws)
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2012, 01:50:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 08, 2012, 01:51:42 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 09, 2012, 10:14:38 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on June 09, 2012, 10:27:22 AM
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LOL AWESOME SAUCE
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 10, 2012, 11:28:45 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 10, 2012, 11:34:16 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2012, 11:45:33 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2012, 11:46:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2012, 11:47:27 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 10, 2012, 11:48:28 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 11, 2012, 11:01:47 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 11, 2012, 11:04:20 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 11, 2012, 11:05:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 11, 2012, 11:08:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2012, 07:19:17 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2012, 07:20:27 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2012, 07:20:56 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 13, 2012, 09:45:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 13, 2012, 06:25:08 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 13, 2012, 06:31:06 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on June 13, 2012, 07:50:54 PM
Who'ever told ya money doesn't grow on trees lied!
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 14, 2012, 09:55:54 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 14, 2012, 10:15:32 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 14, 2012, 09:23:41 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 15, 2012, 03:21:04 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on June 15, 2012, 06:26:43 PM
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It's good to pwn the US Gov.
Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 17, 2012, 11:59:01 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 17, 2012, 11:59:46 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2012, 12:00:18 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2012, 12:01:29 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2012, 12:02:28 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 18, 2012, 12:45:30 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 18, 2012, 12:55:31 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 18, 2012, 07:21:40 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2012, 07:55:15 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: marilyn.monroe on June 19, 2012, 08:06:24 AM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Professor H on June 19, 2012, 01:00:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political jokes.
Post by: Frenchfry on June 21, 2012, 09:09:09 AM
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