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Categories => Fun & Games => Topic started by: Kazimer on July 23, 2008, 06:34:52 PM
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This is as good a time as any for this thread to start.
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This is as good a time as any for this thread to start.
Start the day with a smile in your heart and a grin on your face.
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Face your fears.
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Face your fears.
Fear's enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
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Fear's enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
Tracks in the snow show someone was here.
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Tracks in the snow show someone was here.
Here I am; come and get me.
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Here I am; come and get me.
me don't want to. :D
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me don't want to. :D
To what lengths will you go?
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To what lengths will you go?
Go fly a kite
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Go fly a kite
Kite tails make it easier to fly. ;)
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Kite tails make it easier to fly. ;)
Fly me to the moon.
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Fly me to the moon.
Moon shining brightly in the dark.
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Moon shining brightly in the dark.
Dark side of the moon
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Dark side of the moon
Moon glow over the water.
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water over the bridge
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water over the bridge
Bridge leading to nowhere.
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NOW HERE this - (is that legal?) *:)
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NOW HERE this - (is that legal?) *:)
This way and that way the drunken man began to walk.
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Walk to the store and pick up some milk.
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Walk to the store and pick up some milk.
Milk mixed with chocolate syrup tastes great.
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Milk mixed with chocolate syrup tastes great.
Great is Thy faithfulness!
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Great is Thy faithfulness!
Faithfulness to my favorite combo of milk and double stuffed oreos. :D
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Faithfulness to my favorite combo of milk and double stuffed oreos. :D
Oreos or chocolate chip, I just can't seem to choose.
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Oreos or chocolate chip, I just can't seem to choose.
Choose this day whom ye shall serve!
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Choose this day whom ye shall serve!
serve me another margarita bartender
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serve me another margarita bartender
Bartender, another shot and a beer!
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Bartender, another shot and a beer!
Beer is a brawler and wine is a mocker.
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Beer is a brawler and wine is a mocker.
Mocker,thy tongue stabs me with words.
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Mocker,thy tongue stabs me with words.
Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, can be for good and evil in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
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Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, can be for good and evil in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
Them darndid whippersnappers!
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Them darndid whippersnappers!
Whippersnappers is a term used by old people. :P
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Whippersnappers is a term used by old people. :P
People, boogie oogie oogie til you just can't boogie no more.
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People, boogie oogie oogie til you just can't boogie no more.
HA!
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People, boogie oogie oogie til you just can't boogie no more.
More or less
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More or less
less than zero
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zero is zorro's youngest brother.
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zero is zorro's youngest brother.
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Dime a Dozen
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Dime a Dozen
Dozen donuts to go. :D
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Go forth and multiply.
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Go forth and multiply.
Multiply by zero, and what do you get....?
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Get into the groove!
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Get into the groove!
Groove me, baby!!
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Groove me, baby!!
Baby, come back.
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Baby, come back.
back in the saddle again...
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back in the saddle again...
Again, I am here playing around when I should be working.
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Again, I am here playing around when I should be working.
Working for the man every night and day.
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Day-o, day-ay-ay-o! Daylight come and he wanna go home
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Day-o, day-ay-ay-o! Daylight come and he wanna go home
Home Run Magglio, the Tigers are going to the World Series!
(2006 revisited)
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Series have a tendency to become redundant, don't you think.
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Think about it.
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Think about it.
It is a beautiful day outside...
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It is a beautiful day outside...
Outside the rain begins . . and it may never end (ie: Boz Skaggs song)
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Outside the rain begins . . and it may never end (ie: Boz Skaggs song)
End to end and toe toe; if I keep this up I may just trip! ??? ;D
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Outside the perimeters of reality is a rude awakening.
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End to end and toe toe; if I keep this up I may just trip! ??? ;D
Trip the light fantastic.
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Fantastic Four fascinates me!
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Me, myself, and I, needs a vacation!!!
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Vacation time is coming soon!
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soon enough my friend, your time will come.
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come to the dark side......we have cookies :D
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come to the dark side......we have cookies :D
Cookies, chocolate chip cookies, fresh out of the oven smell wonderful and delicious when dunked in milk - yummy.
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Cookies, chocolate chip cookies, fresh out of the oven smell wonderful and delicious when dunked in milk - yummy.
Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy....
(I always thought that lyric was very funny!!) :D
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Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy....
(I always thought that lyric was very funny!!) :D
Tummy, oh my tummy, I can't believe I ate all those cookies. :P
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Tummy, oh my tummy, I can't believe I ate all those cookies. :P
cookies crumble, but egg can roll
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Roll the window up, it's starting to rain
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Roll the window up, it's starting to rain
Rain , rain go away come again some other day.
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Rain , rain go away come again some other day.
day turns to night.......
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day turns to night.......
Night, the keeper of secrets.
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Secrets aren't secrets if they are repeated.
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Repeated mistakes means you're not paying attention to the lessons.
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Lessons learned will last a lifetime.
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Lessons learned will last a lifetime.
Lifetime of happiness; No man alive could bear it. (George Bernard Shaw)
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It is almost bedtime!
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Bedtime is here and not a minute too soon!
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Soon Sharon should see swans.
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Soon Sharon should see swans.
Swans get up to thirty pounds in weight.
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Wish I had ice.
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Wish I had ice.
Ice, Ice, Baby! 8)
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Baby, I love ya!
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Baby, I love ya!
Ya know, you can call me Kaz, or you can call me Kazmier, but you doesn't have to call me Cashmere !
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Cashmere mortals. :P
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Mortals have nothing on me!
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Mortals have nothing on me!
Me is a name I call myself.
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Me is a name I call myself.
Myself tis whom I shall be true unto.
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Myself tis whom I shall be true unto.
Unto the waters I cast my sorrow.
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Unto the waters I cast my sorrow.
Sorrow and Joy sat there singing sweetly together.
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Sorrow and Joy sat there singing sweetly together.
Together we shall change the world.
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Together we shall change the world.
World, flesh, and the devil, that wicked trinity!
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World, flesh, and the devil, that wicked trinity!
Trinty starts with the sign of the cross, the father, the son and the holy spirit.
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Trinty starts with the sign of the cross, the father, the son and the holy spirit.
Spirit me away to the Land of Nod.
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Spirit me away to the Land of Nod.
Nod was Cain's dwelling place after killing his brother.
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Nod was Cain's dwelling place after killing his brother.
Brother, 'tis true of what you speak; alas, for now to me it points to sleep. ;) :)
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Sleep soldier boy sleep
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Sleep sweet, Sweetie Pooh.
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Pooh bear and tigger too
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Too many times people fail to see the real me.
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Me, me, me, it's all about me, right?
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Right face, forward march.
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March comes in like a lion.
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Lion victories are few and far between.
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Between the lines is where I read.
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Read carefully: Rough Road Ahead.
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Ahead of me lies the answer.
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Ahead of me lies the answer.
Answer me now or never.
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Answer me now or never.
Never again will I say never again.
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Again please, I like it.
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It is the dawn of a new day.
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It is the dawn of a new day.
Day seems long until we meet again.
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Again I'll tell you, it's all just part of life.
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Again I'll tell you, it's all just part of life.
Life cereal is not just for kids.
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Life cereal is not just for kids.
Kids say the darndest things!
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Kids say the darndest things!
Things that make you say "Hmmmmmmmmmm."
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Things that make you say "Hmmmmmmmmmm."
Hmmmmmmmmmm................I wonder............
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Hmmmmmmmmmm................I wonder............
Wonder who wrote the book of love?
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Wonder who wrote the book of love?
Love is not a matter of counting the years...
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Love is not a matter of counting the years...
Years ago we used to go to Bob-lo.
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Years ago we used to go to Bob-lo.
Bob-lo is where I fainted in the heat when I was 13 years old.
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Years ago we used to go to Bob-lo.
Bob-lo is an anglicized version of bois blanc.
(Can't wait to see how someone uses that one!! :D)
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Bob-lo is an anglicized version of bois blanc.
(Can't wait to see how someone uses that one!! :D)
bois blanc is in MI. ;D
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MI home of the muskrat
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MI home of the muskrat
Muskrat, Muskrat, Candlelight . . doin the town and doin it right.
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Muskrat, Muskrat, Candlelight . . doin the town and doin it right.
right handed people are left brain dominant.
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Dominant women...........well you know. ;D ;D
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Dominant women...........well you know. ;D ;D
Know this - sometimes it's cruel to be kind.
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Kind words are always appreciated.
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Kind words are always appreciated.
(i) appreciated the though, but the gift, not so much.
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Much more than what it seems to be.
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Be the best that you can.
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Be the best that you can.
Can you hear the roll of thunder in the distance?
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Distance means nothing to friends.
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Distance means nothing to friends.
Friend's are like flower's that bloom forever.
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Forever is quite a while.
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While we sit here on the front porch watching the late summer heat lightening.
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While we sit here on the front porch watching the late summer heat lightening.
Lightning bugs and cicadas animated the summer night.
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Lightning bugs and cicadas animated the summer night.
Night time turns into morning bliss.
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Bliss is found in life's simplest moments.
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Bliss is found in life's simplest moments.
Moments make up memories that last a life time.
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Moments make up memories that last a life time.
Time moves slowly for those who wait.
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Time moves slowly for those who wait.
wait a minute Mister Postman
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Postman, bring me a letter today!
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Today is the day that we should all start being more kind to others.
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Others is hard to start a sentence with lol. ;P
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Others is hard to start a sentence with lol. ;P
lol, I laughed til I could laugh no more.
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More sex is never a bad thing!
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"Thing get the phone book" said Morticia. (you know The Addams Family)
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"Thing get the phone book" said Morticia. (you know The Addams Family)
Book upon book, it's never too high, for my curiosity's curiousity you cannot satisfy.
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Book upon book, it's never too high, for my curiosity's curiousity you cannot satisfy.
Satisfy to no end your thirst for self knowledge.
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Satisfy to no end your thirst for self knowledge.
knowledge is power.
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knowledge is power.
Power tools help get the job done quickly.
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Power tools help get the job done quickly.
Quickly he chased the deer into the forest.
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Quickly he chased the deer into the forest.
Forest or trees which one do you see ?
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See Sam See Sam Run
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Run and get some beer, we NEED beer!!!!!!!
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Beer run before the store stops selling for the night!
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Night was dark..........the sky was blue.........
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Night was dark..........the sky was blue.........
Blue was the color of her eyes on a warm summer eve.
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Blue was the color of her eyes on a warm summer eve.
Eve came slowly while I anticipated the arrival of my love.
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Love filled my heart when I saw my first grandchild.
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Love filled my heart when I saw my first grandchild.
Grandchild? but I'm to young to be a grandpa.
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Grandchild? but I'm to young to be a grandpa.
Grandpa tell me about the good old days.
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days are long and nights are cool.
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days are long and nights are cool.
cool water trickles down the side of the mountain
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cool water trickles down the side of the mountain
Mountain spring water is yummy/
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Yummy in my tummy!
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Yummy in my tummy!
Tummy gets upset when I am feeilng sick.
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Tummy gets upset when I am feeilng sick.
Sick is how I feel after eating too much on Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving is a wonderful time for family and friends.
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Thanksgiving is a wonderful time for family and friends.
Friends is one show that I really miss.
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Miss the bus and you'll be walking!
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Miss the bus and you'll be walking!
Walking along the beach with that special someone is always a nice thing to do.
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Do the laundry, I'm all out of underwear! ;D
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underwear goes on before anything else!
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underwear goes on before anything else!
Else, I won't know what to do.
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Else, I won't know what to do.
Do onto other's as you would have them do onto you.
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Do onto other's as you would have them do onto you.
You got it.
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You got it.
It sounds like we're on the right track.
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It sounds like we're on the right track.
track him down and give him a blanket party
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Party like there is no tomorrow.
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Party like there is no tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be here soon enough;enjoy today.
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Tomorrow will be here soon enough;enjoy today.
Today is the beginning of the rest of your life.
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Today is the beginning of the rest of your life.
Life happens when you're busy making other plans.
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Plans are what happens in the future.
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Plans are what happens in the future.
Future is bright despite the thick darkness of now.
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Future is bright despite the thick darkness of now.
Now is the time to take hold of your destiny!
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Now is the time to take hold of your destiny!
Destiny is not cast in stone.
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Destiny is not cast in stone.
Stone and sticks may break a bone but, words will never hurt you.
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Stone and sticks may break a bone but, words will never hurt you.
You should be careful of what you wish for.
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For he's a jolly good fellow.
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For he's a jolly good fellow.
Fellow, my good fellow, where have you been?
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Fellow, my good fellow, where have you been?
Been a long time since I rock and rolled. (ie: Led Zepplin)
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Rolled oats make the best cookies! *:)
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Rolled oats make the best cookies! *:)
Cookies, cup cakes, candy, and ice cream are a few of my favorite things.
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Cookies, cup cakes, candy, and ice cream are a few of my favorite things.
Things are getting a little strange around here.
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Here is the answer you wanted
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Wanted, dead or alive!
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Wanted, dead or alive!
Alive and well.
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Alive and well.
Well done grasshopper.
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Well done grasshopper.
Grasshopper is a delicacy in Texas.
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Grasshopper is a delicacy in Texas.
Texas toast tastes great with butter.
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! :D
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! :D
That's funny!
Bisuits slathered in butter and drenched in honey are a tasty treat.
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Treat Williams is a hunk!
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Treat Williams is a hunk!
Hunk a wow wow hunk a babe.
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babe, you sure are hot!
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babe, you sure are hot!
Hot was that summer night so long ago.
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Hot was that summer night so long ago.
ago-go..... everybody....going to ago-go
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ago-go..... everybody....going to ago-go
Go tell it on a mountain.
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Go tell it on a mountain.
mountain high, valley low.
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mountain high, valley low.
Low pressure was discussed during the weather report.
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Low pressure was discussed during the weather report.
Report: Man dies from overdosing on internet addiction; more details at eleven.
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Report: Man dies from overdosing on internet addiction; more details at eleven.
Eleven , most amps go to ten , so put it up to eleven; exactly - one louder. ( Reference to Spinal Tap)
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Eleven , most amps go to ten , so put it up to eleven; exactly - one louder. ( Reference to Spinal Tap)
Louder music loses its appeal as we age.
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Louder music loses its appeal as we age.
Age gracefully over time.
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Age gracefully over time.
Time is of the essence!
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Time is of the essence!
Essence of honeysuckle fills the air.
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Essence of honeysuckle fills the air.
Air Jordan just dunked over ya Momma.
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Air Jordan just dunked over ya Momma.
Momma was baby's first word.
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Momma was baby's first word.
Word of mouth.
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Word of mouth.
Mouth off one more time and I will laugh my head off.
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Off to bed, you're up too late.
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Off to bed, you're up too late.
Late to the party, once again.
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Again, all this heat and humidity.
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Again, all this heat and humidity.
Humidity is making my hair frizz!
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Frizz is the hairstyle of the seventy's
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Frizz is the hairstyle of the seventy's
Seventy's music gave us disco and punk.
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Seventy's music gave us disco and punk.
Punk music rocks!
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Rocks that are in the lake look better than the dry ones.
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Ones voice can be heard above all others
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Ones voice can be heard above all others
Others may share their experience to help you.
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You are wonderful!
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You are wonderful!
Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
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Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark.
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Denmark is the home of Copenhagen Bleu Cheese
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Cheese tastes great on sandwiches.
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Sandwiches are a great way to quickly satisfy a person's hunger.
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hunger is a world wide problem.
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Problem with the youngins, they just plum don't listen!!
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Listen to the sounds of the animals at night.
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Listen to the sounds of the animals at night.
Night and knight are two different words that sound the same.
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Night and knight are two different words that sound the same.
Same sound with an interesting twist so that with many knights going forth in the night the night would be full of knights.
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Same sound with an interesting twist so that with many knights going forth in the night the night would be full of knights.
Knights are pretty sexy in their shining armor ;)
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Knights are pretty sexy in their shining armor ;)
Armor protects the blows that come from without but can not prevent the pierce of love's arrow.
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Armor protects the blows from that come from without but can not prevent the pierce of love's arrow.
Arrow shot through the heart destroys the love.
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Arrow shot through the heart destroys the love.
Love one another or perish. ( Morrie Schwartz - from "Tuesdays with Morrie" by Mitch Albom )
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Perish the thought that Bombay Blue Gin will ever be replaced by beer only.
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Only 409 days until I can retire! :)
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Only 409 days until I can retire! :)
Retire in little over a year is a sweet deal.
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Deal me some euchre cards!
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Armor protects the blows that come from without but can not prevent the pierce of love's arrow.
Arrow in the head, I think she's dead!
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Arrow in the head, I think she's dead!
Dead will be all your plants if you leave them in my care.
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care to wet your whistle?
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care to wet your whistle?
Whistle while you work.
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Whistle while you work.
Work up a sweat.
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Sweat is the last name of the person that used to own Al's Diner on S. Dixie Highway
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Highway miles go quickly by when you sing with the radio.
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Radio stations in Atlanta leave a lot to be desired.
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Desired loving home to adopt fun loving pets.
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Pets can be as much trouble as children.
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Children are lucky when they get joy out of the smallest things.
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Things can sometimes seem worse than they are.
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are you going to the fair tonight?
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Tonight, I will not be going to the fair.
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Fair food drains my wallet.
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Wallet cries for more money to be in it.
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Wallet cries for more money to be in it.
It is hot outside.
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Outside is where I'd rather be.
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Be mindful of strange people on the internet. ;)
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Internet addiction is no laughing matter.
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matter of fact - I won't be going to the fair at all.
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matter of fact - I won't be going to the fair at all.
All 's fair in love a war.
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All 's fair in love a war.
War is a card game.
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War is a card game.
Game for a night on the town or a quiet evening at home ?
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Game for a night on the town or a quiet evening at home ?
Home is where the heart is.
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Home is where the heart is.
Is there anything I can do for you?
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Is there anything I can do for you?
You are a very good friend.
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You are a very good friend.
friend in need is a friend indeed.
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Indeed I will be waiting for you by the pole that is orange.
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Orange juice is good for you.
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You, are the chocolate chip in life's cookie. ;D
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You, are the chocolate chip in life's cookie. ;D
Cookie dough is the best raw.
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Raw emotions are the best kind.
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Kind and generous are good traits
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Kind and generous are good traits
Traits of a noble nature impart good will.
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Will you be my valentine?
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Will you be my valentine?
Valentine, where for art thou?
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Valentine, where for art thou?
thou shalt not be a mobster or a bully
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thou shalt not be a mobster or a bully
"Bully Wooly" sang the dyslexic rock n roller.
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"Bully Wooly" sang the dyslexic rock n roller.
"Roller" on the floor laughing. ;D
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"Roller" on the floor laughing. ;D
Laughing is DEFINITELY something I need to do more of! ! !
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Laughing is DEFINITELY something I need to do more of! ! !
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. :D
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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. :D
Most often these days I long for quieter and peaceful times.
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Times are changing but we should remember our past.
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Times are changing but we should remember our past.
Past times reconcile the present with the future.
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Past times reconcile the present with the future.
Future goals sprout from today's dreams.
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Future goals sprout from today's dreams.
Dreams are a wish the heart makes. (ie: Cinderella)
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Makes a difference, doesn't it?
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Makes a difference, doesn't it?
It should be mandatory that everyone everyday have to eat broccoli.
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"Bully Wooly" sang the dyslexic rock n roller.
Good one MM1 ;D
Broccoli always gets between my teeth.
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Teeth are what gets most of us through a meal.
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Teeth are what gets most of us through a meal.
Meal time should be consistently every day.
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Day in and day out I go to work.
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Work is a fact of life.
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Work is a fact of life.
Life is a highway.
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highway miles go faster than 2 lane roads.
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highway miles go faster than 2 lane roads.
Roads are not to play in.
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Roads are not to play in.
In love and war, all's fair.
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In love and war, all's fair.
Fair skinned people need to stay out of the sun.
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Fair skinned people need to stay out of the sun.
sun flares, aka solar flares, can release energies equivalent to millions of hydrogen bombs.
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Bombs kill.
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Kill Bill, was a dumb movie in my opinion.
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Kill Bill, was a dumb movie in my opinion.
Opinions are onions with pi in them. (I know - I know BOOOOOOOOOO bad joke cc)
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Them thar are fightin words!
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Them thar are fightin words!
words are all I have, to steal your heart away...
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Away we go into the wild blue yonder!
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Yonder is the fishin' pond.
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Pond, lake, creek or ocean are all bodies of water
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Water is vital to life.
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Life is living each day as it comes and being thankful for each tomorrow
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Tomorrow I will look to the future.
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Future prices of all consumer goods will be higher than they are now.
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Now is the time to make changes for the future.
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Future Farmers of America used to be a popular organization
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Future Farmers of America used to be a popular organization
organization is the key to knowing where things are.
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Are you read for school to start?
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Are you read for school to start?
Start a new chapter in your life soon.
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Soon I'll be going to bed.
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Soon I'll be going to bed.
Bed rhymes with Fred.
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Bed rhymes with Fred.
Fred Sanford used to grab his heart and say, "It's the big one. I'm coming 'Lizabeth. It's the big one."
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Fred Sanford used to grab his heart and say, "It's the big one. I'm coming 'Lizabeth. It's the big one."
One thing leads to another.
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Another time, another day and MT continues to grow.
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Another time, another day and MT continues to grow.
Grow in maturity and wisdom with an acceptance and appreciation of all ages.
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Ages 13 through are 19 considered the teenage years.
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Years go by faster and faster as we age.
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Years go by faster and faster as we age.
Age works wonders with wine, but not so well with ripe bananas!
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Bananas are a good source of Potassium.
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Bananas are a good source of Potassium.
Potassium deficiencies can cause health problems.
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Problems are a part of life.
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Problems are a part of life.
Life sometimes throws us a curve.
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Life sometimes throws us a curve.
Curve around the road sign and turn left at the light.
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Curve around the road sign and turn left at the light.
Light the kerosene lamp so we can see where we are walking.
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Light the kerosene lamp so we can see where we are walking.
Walking through the woods, in the dead of winter, to Grandmother's house.
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House is a great television show.
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Show me the way to go home.
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Show me the way to go home.
Home is where the heart is.
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Home is where the heart is.
Is she leaving for good this time?
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Time moves too quickly.
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Quickly, quickly, yelled the hare to the tortoise
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Quickly, quickly, yelled the hare to the tortoise
Tortoise Soup is tasty.
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Tortoise Soup is tasty.
Tasty Freeze is now franchising in your area.
peace,
Griff
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Area real estate prices have continued to decline
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Area real estate prices have continued to decline
Decline all offers of "something for nothing" and save yourself some grief.
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Decline all offers of "something for nothing" and save yourself some grief.
Grief seems to be a major part of my life lately.
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Lately, I wish I was back in Monroe
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Lately, I wish I was back in Monroe
Monroe is a small town in Michigan.
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Michigan Wolverines are the Champions and the Best
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Michigan Wolverines are the Champions and the Best
Best Buy is a fun place to shop.
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Best Buy is a fun place to shop.
Shop 'till you drop.
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Shop 'till you drop.
Drop a check in the mail to cc, she sure will appreciate it!
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Drop a check in the mail to cc, she sure will appreciate it!
It is in the mail.
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It is in the mail.
Mail - hurry and get here cc is waiting!
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Mail - hurry and get here cc is waiting!
Waiting is the hardest thing to do.
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Waiting is the hardest thing to do.
Do not tell me how much the check is for, I want to be surprised. :D
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Surprised that I'm both smart and adorable?
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Adorable is definitely a word to describe you! ;)
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You are kidding now!
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You are kidding now!
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
(Typing drills)
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Country is an awesome genre of music.
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Music soothes the savage beast.
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Music soothes the savage beast.
"Beast" was the nickname of my son's first car.
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"Beast" was the nickname of my son's first car.
Car go vroom!
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Car go vroom!
vroom....it went right over his head.
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Head feel icky, go pound pound. :D (My inner cave woman!)
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Head feel icky, go pound pound. :D (My inner cave woman!)
(lol...your inner cave woman is cute! ;D)
pound cake with strawberries is a good dessert.
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Dessert should be served first!
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Dessert should be served first!
First you must eat your veggies!
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Veggies are best grown in the backyard. ;)
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Veggies are best grown in the backyard. ;)
Backyard billygoats bites bugs.
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Backyard billygoats bites bugs.
Bugs are not my favorite things, but some people are trying to get me to open my mind.
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Bugs are not my favorite things, but some people are trying to get me to open my mind.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Mind your manners young man!
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Mind your manners young man!
Man, I wish things would start going better.
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Better late than never.
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth....it may bite.
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bite your tongue and don't say that!
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That is my final answer.
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Answer the question!
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question marks were a trademark of the Joker.
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Joker was not as cool as Mr. Freeze. ;D
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Joker was not as cool as Mr. Freeze. ;D
Freeze pops are tasty.
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Tasty foods are my favorite.
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Tasty foods are my favorite.
Favorite foods can be a comfort.
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Favorite foods can be a comfort.
Comfort the young child while she weeps.
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Comfort the young child while she weeps.
Weep-say is pig latin for sweep.
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Weeps, she just weeps for her love of not too long ago.
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Weeps, she just weeps for her love of not too long ago.
Ago, even though long ago, the memory of a former time and place remain.
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Remain with me, my love, and you will be happy for a lifetime
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Lifetime is just a short time in God's eyes.
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Lifetime is just a short time in God's eyes.
Eyes sometimes tear up, even though it's a happy time.
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Time heals all wounds.
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wounds can either be emotional or physical.
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Physical pain can be endured by only a few.
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Physical pain can be endured by only a few.
Few have succeeded all on their own.
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Own the moment like there is no other.
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Own the moment like there is no other.
Other than that, there won't be any fun at the beach.
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Beach Blanket Bingo was a movie
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movie time is popcorn time.
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Time moves way too fast.
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Fast go the days off.
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Off the grid would be a great way to live.
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live a little be a gypsy get around......get your feet up off the ground...live a little get around.
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Around my yard is a hedge row.
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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Stream, lake, river, which do you prefer?
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Prefer is a lot different than actual
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Actual results may be different than those shown.
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Actual results may be different than those shown.
Shown gently to speak and treat others with kindness, the children grew with love.
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Shown gently to speak and treat others with kindness, the children grew with love.
Love the one that you're with. (Bob Dylan....If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.)
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With this kind of weather, I'd really like fall to come soon! :-\
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With this kind of weather, I'd really like fall to come soon! :-\
Soon fall will be here and summer will have come and gone.
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Gone are the days of my youth.
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Youth have many opportunities.
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Gone are the days of my youth.
Youth football conditioning starts tomorrow.
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Tomorrow, the cleaning ladies will arrive, yeah.
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Tomorrow, the cleaning ladies will arrive, yeah.
Yeah, they didn't clean very well! >:(
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Yeah, they didn't clean very well! >:(
Well is a deep subject.
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Well is a deep subject.
Subject to change without notice.
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Notice the color of the leaves.
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Notice the color of the leaves.
leaves change color in the fall.
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Leaves falling so fast, I have to rake them every day.
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Leaves falling so fast, I have to rake them every day.
day in and day out I trot off to work. (only 399 more days to work) ;D
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day in and day out I trot off to work. (only 399 more days to work) ;D
Work is either fun or drudgery, depending on your attitude.
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Work is either fun or drudgery, depending on your attitude.
attitude, it's not just a word, but a lifestyle
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Lifestyle changes may be good for us.
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Lifestyle changes may be good for us.
Us, I mean MonroeTalks , at the time of this post, only needs 11 more new signups to reach the 3000 member club.
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Club crackers are good with cheese.
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Club crackers are good with cheese.
Cheese with wine is a tasty combo.
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Combo meals aren't the healthiest supper.
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Combo meals aren't the healthiest supper.
Supper time is a great time to share conversation.
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Conversation lacks in many relationships.
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Conversation lacks in many relationships.
Relationships are only as strong as the ground on which they're built.
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Built with pride in my home workshop.
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Built with pride in my home workshop.
Workshop blues, I can't seem to make the pieces fit together, I've got those workshop bluuueees.
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Workshop blues, I can't seem to make the pieces fit together, I've got those workshop bluuueees.
Blues is the only style of music that ANYONE can write.
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Blues is the only style of music that ANYONE can write.
Write to me often will you please?
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Please be quiet!
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Please be quiet!
Quiet now or we'll have a talk.
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Talk it over and you'll feel better.
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Talk it over and you'll feel better.
better late than never!
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better late than never!
Never is an awful long time.
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Never is an awful long time.
Time heals everything.
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Everything is will be fine.
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Everything is will be fine.
fine, have it your way; I give up.
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up the river without a paddle.
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Paddle fast or that boat will never make it to Put-in-Bay
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Paddle fast or that boat will never make it to Put-in-Bay
Bay Rum used to be a popular mens cologne.
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Bay Rum used to be a popular mens cologne.
Cologne is meant to be worn lightly not bathed in.
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In the still of the night, not a person could be seen.
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Seen posting the other day, was the one and only missing Griff.
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Griff is back!
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Back to dry weather. :(
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Back to dry weather. :(
Weather happens!
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Weather happens!
Happenstance often creates wonderful friendships.
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Happenstance often creates wonderful friendships.
Friendships connect us though separated by time and space.
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Friendships connect us though separated by time and space.
Space or time apart can give us the freedom that may be necessary to have a wonderful relationship.
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Space or time apart can give us the freedom that may be necessary to have a wonderful relationship.
Relationship too close for comfort too far for ease.
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Relationship too close for comfort too far for ease.
Ease your mind.
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Ease your mind.
Mind if we stop and enjoy the view?
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Relationship too close for comfort too far for ease.
Ease into the room cautiously.
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Ease into the room cautiously.
Cautiously they approached the rickety bridge.
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Cautiously they approached the rickety bridge.
Bridge under construction, turn left at the next light.
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Bridge under construction, turn left at the next light.
Light dimmed against the hue of a darkened sky.
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Light dimmed against the hue of a darkened sky.
Sky divers jump out of the plane never knowing if their parachute will open.
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Open and closed cases are the easiest to deal with.
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With so much to do, I am sitting here reading MT!
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MT is a fun place to take you away from your troubles!
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Troubles can usually be dealt with, one day at a time.
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Troubles can usually be dealt with, one day at a time.
Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth, pull on a finger, another finger, then your cigarette.
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Cigarette smoke usually makes me sick.
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Cigarette smoke usually makes me sick.
Sick little monkey tried to eat my underwear.
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Underwear worn too tightly may cause distress.
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Distress may lead to very uncomfortable circumstances.
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Distress may lead to very uncomfortable circumstances.
Circumstances has arisen that require immediate action.
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Circumstances has arisen that require immediate action.
Action movies are awesome!
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awesome sunsets brighten my night.
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awesome sunsets brighten my night.
Night blindness is a good reason not to drive at night.
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Night blindness is a good reason not to drive at night.
night time...it's the right time
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Time is on my side.
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Time is on my side.
side step, kick ball change :D
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side step, kick ball change :D
Change your clothes before you go to work.
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Work in old clothes so the new ones last longer.
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Work in old clothes so the new ones last longer.
longer days are slowly slipping away......... :(
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longer days are slowly slipping away......... :(
Away in the manger, no crib for a bed.
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Away in the manger, no crib for a bed.
Bed beckons me, yet I refuse to answer its call.
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Bed beckons me, yet I refuse to answer its call.
Call me anytime you want to talk.
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Call me anytime you want to talk.
Talk to me so I don't fall asleep.
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Talk to me so I don't fall asleep.
Asleep was I an hour ago.
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Asleep was I an hour ago.
hmmmmm how about this?
A go ose laid eggs.
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hmmmmm how about this?
A go ose laid eggs.
eggs are nature's perfect food.
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eggs are nature's perfect food.
Food at McDonald's is quick and easy.
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Easy does it is probably an old american proverb.
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Easy does it is probably an old american proverb.
proverb is pro and verb as one. :P
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One day, very soon, I will be visiting in Monroe.
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One day, very soon, I will be visiting in Monroe.
Monroe has grown quite a bit since I was young.
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Young and naive was great while it lasted.
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Young and naive was great while it lasted.
Lasted - I didn't place first, second or third, but I did the best I could.
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Could you be more explicit about what has changed during your lifetime in this century.
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Could you be more explicit about what has changed during your lifetime in this century.
Century means one hundred years, decade means ten.
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Ten little, nine little, eight little indians!
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Ten little, nine little, eight little indians!
Indians have fascinating traditions.
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Traditions are what make families so unique.
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Unique is one word to describe several people on Monre Talks.
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Monroe Talks is just about the best thing that ever happened at the Monroe News.
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News can come from many sources.
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Sources for most news items are never revealed.
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Sources for most news items are never revealed.
Revealed in print at a later date.
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Dates are fun even when you are old!
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Dates are fun even when you are old!
Old Man River, that Old Man River...
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River Phoenix was a young rising star.
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Star gazing is a wonder way to spend an evening.
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Evening just poured concrete is quite a task.
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Evening just poured concrete is quite a task.
Task completed; what is next on the list?
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Task completed; what is next on the list?
List your choices in order please.
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List your choices in order please.
Please please me oh yeah, like I please you.
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Please please me oh yeah, like I please you.
You have a dirty mind...
;D
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You have a dirty mind...
(tell me something I don't know) ;D
Mind if I play through?
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Mind if I play through?
Through the bushes and under the bridge, the troll got away again!
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Again and again, I have asked you to behave.
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Behave yourselves Talkers!
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Behave yourselves Talkers!
Talkers often have very little to say.
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Say that again, only more quietly.
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Say that again, only more quietly.
Quietly I turned, step by step.....................
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Step to to the front of the line.
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Step to to the front of the line.
Line 'em up bartender, as fast as you can ! !
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Line 'em up bartender, as fast as you can ! !
Can I have another round?
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Can I have another round?
Round and Round the Mullberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel.
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Round and Round the Mullberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel.
Weasel got popped old school style.
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Style and fashion are not my thing.
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Style and fashion are not my thing.
Thing about you, is your thing about me.
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Me? How can you even think that I would do such a thing.
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Me? How can you even think that I would do such a thing.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 are characters in the book The Cat in the Hat.
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Hat(s) and gloves are good for a cold winter day.
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Hat(s) and gloves are good for a cold winter day.
Day person, or night person?
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Day person, or night person?
"Person to person" was a way to place a long distance phone call back in the day.
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"Person to person" was a way to place a long distance phone call back in the day.
Day by day, hour by hour the year slips away.
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Day by day, hour by hour the year slips away.
Away from the maddening crowd.
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Away from the maddening crowd.
Crowd in a little closer so I can squeeze myself into the elevator without using a crowbar.
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Crowbar(s) are good for lifting manhole covers.
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Crowbar(s) are good for lifting manhole covers.
Covers aren't necessary for sleeping on a warm night.
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Night of the living dead.
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Dead head your flowers or they will not bloom again.
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Dead head your flowers or they will not bloom again.
Again, the Dead Heads wear flowers in their hair.
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Hair should always be kept clean.
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Clean your house before your mother comes to visit.
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Visit the elderly and those unable to get around.
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Visit the elderly and those unable to get around.
Around and around goes the merry-go-round seeming to go on endlessly.
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Around and around goes the merry-go-round seeming to go on endlessly.
Endlessly wandering, the poor soul never did find his way home.
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Endlessly wandering, the poor soul never did find his way home.
Home is where the heart is.
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Home is where the heart is.
"Is you is or is you ain't my baby?"
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Baby, it's cold outside.
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Outside of the parameters of this organization is a whole new concept.
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Outside of the parameters of this organization is a whole new concept.
Concept cars are very popular at the Auto Show.
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Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
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Bed-time is my favorite time of day.
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Day-O, day-O, daylight come and I want to go home.
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Home, sweet home.
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Home, sweet home.
Home and house are two different things.
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Things that we should give priority to are God and family.
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Family, happy families play together!
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Family, happy families play together!
Together, we shall stay, till death do us part.
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Part from your evil ways and you will feel better.
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Part from your evil ways and you will feel better.
Better be gettin' to bed pretty soon as morning comes early.
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Better be gettin' to bed pretty soon as morning comes early.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Wise people never get their hands caught in the cookie jar.
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Wise people never get their hands caught in the cookie jar.
Jar(s) are much easier to open than cans.
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Cans without labels can make a meal fun!
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Cans without labels can make a meal fun!
Fun times are multiplied when shared with family and friends.
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Fun times are multiplied when shared with family and friends.
Friends are there to pick you up and then bring you another drink! :D
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Drink water, it's good for you.
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Drink water, it's good for you.
You have got to be kidding me???!!! ;)
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Me! me! me! the children all yelled.
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Me! me! me! the children all yelled.
Yelled again and again in a very loud tone.
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Tone deaf people can't hear that siren.
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Tone deaf people can't hear that siren.
Siren testing is done weekly to drive us crazy!
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Crazy people are fun to hang out with.
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Crazy people are fun to hang out with.
With what are we going to do with all of this extra beer?
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With what are we going to do with all of this extra beer?
Beer before liquor, never sicker, but beer before wine, feeling FINE!!
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Beer before liquor, never sicker, but beer before wine, feeling FINE!!
Fine, I'll get the beer and you get the wine.
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Fine, I'll get the beer and you get the wine.
Wine it will be, the drink for the tea.
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Tea parties are fun!
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Tea parties are fun!
Fun, fun, fun on the Autobahn.
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Autobahn races between VW bugs and Mercedes are not fun when you are in the bug. :-\
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Bug me one more time and I won't get anything done today.
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Bug me one more time and I won't get anything done today.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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Life is what you want it to be, either positive or negative.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Life insurance is important to have to provide a FABULOUS life for your loved ones after you are gone. ;) :D
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Life insurance is important to have to provide a FABULOUS life for your loved ones after you are gone. ;) :D
Gone to lunch; back when I am full!
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Gone to lunch; back when I am full!
Full of bologna is what you are.
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Are you really going to wear that tonight?
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Are you really going to wear that tonight?
Tonight there will be a full moon.
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Moon light filters thru the trees and comes into our bedroom window.
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Moon light filters thru the trees and comes into our bedroom window.
Window glass can reflect an image almost the same as a mirror.
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Window glass can reflect an image almost the same as a mirror.
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest "Princess of MT" of them all???
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All around the Mullberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel!
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Weasel your way out of doing what you are told and you will pay dearly in the end.
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Weasel your way out of doing what you are told and you will pay dearly in the end.
End up on a high note.
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Note the day and time of the next business meeting to take place.
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Note the day and time of the next business meeting to take place.
Place your hand on your hip and let your backbone slip.
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Place your hand on your hip and let your backbone slip.
Slip on the ice you might break your hip.
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Hip-hop is not at all melodious.
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Hip-hop is not at all melodious.
Melodious pieces are most definitely easy on the ears.
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Ears and eyes should be used at crosswalks.
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Crosswalks are sometimes patroled by students assigned to be a safety patrol.
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Patrol cars circle the neighborhood looking for the intruders.
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Patrol cars circle the neighborhood looking for the intruders.
Intruders in the house might not be a good thing.
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Thing is an interesting word.
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Thing is an interesting word.
Word on the street is J's has awesome BBQ sauce.
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Word on the street is J's has awesome BBQ sauce.
Sauce and ribs at J's are a gustatory treat.
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Treat me to some dessert?
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Treat me to some dessert?
Dessert - which one shall I choose?
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Choose your weapon!
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Choose your weapon!
Weapon has been put away; time to feast! ;D
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feast on a home cooked meal.
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feast on a home cooked meal.
Meal time nourishes the body.
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Meal time nourishes the body.
Body building chicks are not attractive.
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Body building chicks are not attractive.
Attractive doesn't always mean pretty on the inside.
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Inside the belly of the whale Jonah thought about his deeds.
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Inside the belly of the whale Jonah thought about his deeds.
Deeds that are dirty, done dirt cheap.
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Cheap are the parents that put their needs first.
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Cheap are the parents that put their needs first.
First down, ten yards to go.
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Go West young man!
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Man, I sure could use a few more dollars.
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Man, I sure could use a few more dollars.
Dollars mean nothing when you have no sense.
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sense and nonsense happens every day here.
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sense and nonsense happens every day here.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa claus, right down Santa Claus lane.
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Lane closures on US-23 right before the KOA exit.
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Exit here for a good time and good food.
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Exit here for a good time and good food.
Food is necessary to keep ones strength up.
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Up and down are the only two choices when using an escalator.
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Escalator rides give my tummy funny feelings.
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Escalator rides give my tummy funny feelings.
Feelings of remorse come from the guilty party.
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Party unti the wee hours of the morning and sleep all the next day.
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Party unti the wee hours of the morning and sleep all the next day.
Day to day events go unnoticed.
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Day to day events go unnoticed.
Unnoticed actions can get others in trouble.
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Unnoticed actions can get others in trouble.
Trouble is my middle name.
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Name the wrong person in a line-up and you will be in trouble.
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Name the wrong person in a line-up and you will be in trouble.
"Trouble begins with the letter T which rhymes with P and that goes with Pool Hall."
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Hall monitors caught me every time. :-\
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Hall monitors caught me every time. :-\
Time waits for no one.
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One day my ship will come in.
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One day my ship will come in.
In one ear and out the other.
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Other areas in our state are worse off than we are.
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Are we to stand by and let foreign nations rule our country?
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Are we to stand by and let foreign nations rule our country?
Country music is what I generally listen to.
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Country music is what I generally listen to.
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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Question my authority and you will not be sitting down for a while.
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While other children received spankings, I got that "look" from Mom or Dad.
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While other children received spankings, I got that "look" from Mom or Dad.
Dad was the one who ate all of the cake.
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Cake and ice cream are the traditional birthday treats.
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Cake and ice cream are the traditional birthday treats.
Treats are one of the many things my puppy's love.
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Treats are one of the many things my puppy's love.
Love like you've never loved before.
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Love like you've never loved before.
Before you speak, think of the consequence.
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Consequence(s) are ususally the reward for bad behavior.
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Behavior should be rewarded when dealing with children.
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Behavior should be rewarded when dealing with children.
Children are getting ready for school to begin.
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Begin by reading the instructions.
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Begin by reading the instructions.
Instructions, where did they go ?
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Instructions, where did they go ?
Go to the grocery store to buy food.
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Go to the grocery store to buy food.
Food and drink is what I am thinking.
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Food and drink is what I am thinking.
Thinking can be overrated.
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Thinking can be overrated.
Overrated, is what I call the New York Jets.
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Overrated, is what I call the New York Jets.
Jets vs the Sharks is a rivalry in the classic musical West Side Story.
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Jets vs the Sharks is a rivalry in the classic musical West Side Story.
Story books are not just for children.
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Children laughing is music to my ears.
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Children laughing is music to my ears.
Ears of homegrown corn are now three for a dollar.
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Dollar General is a store I have never been in.
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In just a moment, I will be booking my next flight to Michigan
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In just a moment, I will be booking my next flight to Michigan
Michigan is in a severe economic crisis.
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Crisis Managers are EXTREMELY busy these days!
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Days are still warm, but the nights are cooler.
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Days are still warm, but the nights are cooler.
Cooler I will be when I'm wearing my dark sunglasses.
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Cooler I will be when I'm wearing my dark sunglasses.
Sunglasses are an item that will probably never go out of style.
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Sunglasses are an item that will probably never go out of style.
Style, fit and finish work together in creating the eye appeal of new cars and trucks.
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Trucks are falling out of style due to fuel prices.
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Prices of fuel make me feel glad that I bought a hybrid years ago.
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Ago, I shall, and go to bed! ;D
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Ago, I shall, and go to bed! ;D
Bed time may or may not bring on nightmares.
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Nightmares may cause sleepless nights.
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Nightmares may cause sleepless nights.
Nights turn into days and days turn into nights as we pass through time.
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Time waits for no one, so enjoy and savor each and every day.
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day in and day out I earn my living.
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day in and day out I earn my living.
Living life one day at a time and flying by the seat of my pants.
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Living life one day at a time and flying by the seat of my pants.
Pants are part of the dress code.
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Pants are part of the dress code.
Code 1 Adam-12 see the man on 123 E. Main St possible breaking and entering.
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Code 1 Adam-12 see the man on 123 E. Main St possible breaking and entering.
Entering through the front door, before knocking, is not permissible.
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Entering through the front door, before knocking, is not permissible.
Permissible behavior will be discussed later.
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Permissible behavior will be discussed later.
Later, I will be sleeping.
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Later, I will be sleeping.
Sleeping in is something I rarely do.
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Sleeping in is something I rarely do.
Do you realize how fortunate we are as Americans?
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Do you realize how fortunate we are as Americans?
Americans when unified can accomplish great things in this country.
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Americans when unified can accomplish great things in this country.
Country Kitchen used to serve delicious pancakes every Sunday morning!
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Morning will be coming earlier for the kids in two days.
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Morning will be coming earlier for the kids in two days.
Days become shorter and nights become longer....that makes Provi VERY SAD! :'(
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Sad will not be one of my Tuesday emotions. ;D
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Sad will not be one of my Tuesday emotions. ;D
Emotions could be on edge for the parents whose kids are starting school for the first time.
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Emotions could be on edge for the parents whose kids are starting school for the first time.
Time with our children escapes quickly with each passing day.
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Time with our children escapes quickly with each passing day.
Day to day is one way of looking at how to live your life.
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Day to day is one way of looking at how to live your life.
Life is wonderful, enjoy it to the fullest.
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Fullest is how I would describe my belly right now.
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Fullest is how I would describe my belly right now.
Now that Labor Day is almost here , I'll a few moments to relax.
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Now that Labor Day is almost here , I'll a few moments to relax.
Relax until you are well rested.
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Rested up and nowhere to go.
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Go to a picnic, but leave the ants at home.
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Home is the best place to be when you are feeling low.
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Low ceilings can cause head aches.
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Low ceilings can cause head aches.
Aches and pains go away and do not come back I say.
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Aches and pains go away and do not come back I say.
Say it isn't so, you must not go!
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Go forth and multiply.
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Go forth and multiply.
Multiply, divide and add, that is what our children will do in school, TOMORROW!!! :(
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Multiply, divide and add, that is what our children will do in school, TOMORROW!!! :(
Tomorrow will be a new day.
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Day after day, I reflect on my friends in Monroe.
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Day after day, I reflect on my friends in Monroe.
Monroe is the place where I was born.
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Born to be wild.
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Wild and free spirited are a description of my life in the 70"s.
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70"s albums rock, if they werent disco!
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Disco NEVER should have happened!
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Disco NEVER should have happened!
Happened to be in your neighborhood, so I decided to stop in.
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In just one moment I will be going upstairs to quilt.
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Quilts keep you warm.
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Quilts keep you warm.
Warm weather will be leaving us soon and the cold will run through our veins.
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Veins and arteries are the rivers of our bodies.
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Veins and arteries are the rivers of our bodies.
Bodies of water surround Michigan.
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Michigan is the Great Lakes State.
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Michigan is the Great Lakes State.
State your opinion anytime on "MT". :o
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State your opinion anytime on "MT". :o
MT has got a hold of me.
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MT has got a hold of me.
Me want cookies!!!
(In my best cookie monster voice...num num num)
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Me want cookies!!!
(In my best cookie monster voice...num num num)
Cookies made with peanut butter are the best.
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best recipes come from grandmas.
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best recipes come from grandmas.
Grandma's homemade beef stew and dumplings was better with a little salt and pepper.
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Pepper makes me sneeze!
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Pepper makes me sneeze!
Sneeze, cough, sore throat, signs of a cold. :P
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Cold nights make the pool water too cold to swim during the day.
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Days with people you love are priceless.
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Days with people you love are priceless.
Priceless are the photographs of days gone by.
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Priceless are the photographs of days gone by.
By the time I post this, my lunchtime will be over.
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By the time I post this, my lunchtime will be over.
Over on the other side of the fence, the grass is always greener.
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Greener grass makes a better pasture.
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Greener grass makes a better pasture.
Pasture might be greener, but their water bill is a hell of a lot higher, too!!!
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Too (I believe it is improper to begin a sentence with too, but I will anyway)
Too many irons in the fire are what keeps Jack busy all day long.
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Long days make sleeping at night easy.
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Easy does it.
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Easy does it.
It doesn't seem real that summer will end soon!
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It doesn't seem real that summer will end soon!
Soon summer will end and fall will follow.
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Follow the leader
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Follow the leader
Leader of the school band is only 10 years old.
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Old age can be an advantage
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Advantage disappears with foolish choices.
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Choices make the days fun.
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Choices make the days fun.
Fun, fun , fun, until Daddy takes her T-Bird away.
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A way to go to gramma's house is to follow the river.
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River Raisin is a river that expands into Tecumseh.
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Tecumseh was a very famous Indian.
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Indian food can be very spicy.
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Spicy and sassy, that's who I am.
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Spicy and sassy, that's who I am.
Am I supposed to believe everything I read here?
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Here, MT, is where we all share our thoughts.
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Thoughts.....I don't have much.
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Thoughts.....I don't have much.
Much has been said, but little is done.
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Done for the day and ready to move on to bigger and better things.
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Done for the day and ready to move on to bigger and better things.
Things are getting a little strange around here.
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Here we go again!
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Again and again, I have to remind myself that I am no longer a teenager.
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Again and again, I have to remind myself that I am no longer a teenager.
Teenager years are for some only a memory.
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Teenager years are for some only a memory.
Memory and skin elasticity are some of the first things to go in old age. :'(
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Memory and skin elasticity are some of the first things to go in old age. :'(
Age comes after beauty.
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Age comes after beauty.
Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.
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Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.
Beholder is a rock band out of the United Kingdom. :P
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Kingdom and fiefdom are two different communities from the feudal ages.
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Kingdom and fiefdom are two different communities from the feudal ages.
Ages eighteen to twenty are left in limbo when defining adulthood.
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Ages eighteen to twenty are left in limbo when defining adulthood.
Adulthood can be defined as a young spirit in an aged body.
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Body and energy sometimes aren't on the same wave length.
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Body and energy sometimes aren't on the same wave length.
(maybe this is in the wrong thread, but who cares... it's time to spice up MT again!)
Length... girth... may be important, but it really depends on how you use what you've got!
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(maybe this is in the wrong thread, but who cares... it's time to spice up MT again!)
Length... girth... may be important, but it really depends on how you use what you've got!
Got to make the most of what's there. ;D
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Got to make the most of what's there. ;D
There usually aren't any complaints, either!
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There usually aren't any complaints, either!
Either you're HOT or your're NOT! ;) :D
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Not being prepared will surely cause problems.
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Not being prepared will surely cause problems.
Problem's could arise, if you don't know what to do with, what you've got.
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Problem's could arise, if you don't know what to do with, what you've got.
"Got to have another Martini....it's been a rough week!!" :P
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Week after week of working hard deserves a martini or two.
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Week after week of working hard deserves a martini or two.
Two or more friends can gather and enjoy MANY martinis and laughter too!
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Two or more friends can gather and enjoy MANY martinis and laughter too!
Too many martini's at night could make your morning rough.
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Rough and ready to play with the best.
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Best sometimes is not good enough.
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Best sometimes is not good enough.
Enough food and drink for everyone at the barbecue, is what I say.
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Say what you will, but I disagree.
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Say what you will, but I disagree.
"Disagree with me, I think you are crazy!" ;D
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ;D
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"Disagree with me, I think you are crazy!" ;D
Crazy is as crazy does.
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Does anyone enjoy the music of Ministry?
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Ministry is not just about ordained ministers.
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Ministry is not just about ordained ministers.
Ministers come in many shapes, sizes, and degrees of being interesting. ;)
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Interesting people get on the news.
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News has become biased.
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News has become biased.
"Biased comments are often directed toward the weak, the meek, those who stray from the herd."
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"Biased comments are often directed toward the weak, the meek, those who stray from the herd."
Herd the sheep quickly before they get away.
(Shep, that was for you. ;D)
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Away from here lies the great expanse of what use to be a very nice lake, but now it is dry.
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Away from here lies the great expanse of what use to be a very nice lake, but now it is dry.
Dry is a condition that neither Texas nor Florida are experiencing.
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Dry is a condition that neither Texas nor Florida are experiencing.
Experiencing such negative chatter makes my head hurt.
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Hurt was the feeling I had after the fall.
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Fall head over heels in love with me and you will never have a regret.
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Regrets, I've had a few.
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Regrets, I've had a few.
Few have walked in my footsteps.
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footsteps in the sand quickly wash away with the tide
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footsteps in the sand quickly wash away with the tide
Tide with bleach is supposed to be a good detergent, but very pricey!
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Pricey is not always the best.
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Best policy is to mind your own business.
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Business related topics on MT are usually, but not always negative.
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Negative people turn me off.
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Off in the distance is I-75 which leads to Michigan
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Michigan is the great lakes state.
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Michigan is the great lakes state.
State your opinion, but do it with LOVE!! ;D
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Love life to its fullest.
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Love life to its fullest.
Fullest I will be if I continue eating non-stop.
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Non-stop driving can make me cranky.
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Non-stop driving can make me cranky.
Cranky children can ruin your morning.
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morning people are happy people.
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morning people are happy people.
People are people so why should it be that you and I get along so awfully?
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Awfully good looking men make my heart flutter.
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Awfully good looking men make my heart flutter.
Flutter of wings, as the birds scatter.
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Scatter-brained people are fun to watch from a distance.
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Distance is the space between two objects, such as 754 miles from where I live to where I wish I were living.
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Distance is the space between two objects, such as 754 miles from where I live to where I wish I were living.
Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
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Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Vacuum is one of the chores that must be done on a daily basis, whether I want to or not.
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Not to go back a couple posts but Fritz used some good song lyrics!
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Not to go back a couple posts but Fritz used some good song lyrics!
Lyrics often come to mind when trying to come up with a good sentence.
(Thanks, I'm glad someone appreciates the effort.)
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Sentence me for life with PH and I will be a happy woman.
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Sentence me for life with PH and I will be a happy woman.
Woman is the girl I used to know when I wore a younger man's clothes.
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Clothes make the man.
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Clothes make the man.
Man sakes alive it's beautiful outside.
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Outside may look beautiful, but inner beauty is so much more!
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Outside may look beautiful, but inner beauty is so much more!
More can sometimes be too much.
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More can sometimes be too much.
Much about nothing.
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Much about nothing.
"Nothing to do", is almost NEVER part of my vocabulary. :(
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Vocabulary may be expanded by learning one new word each day.
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Vocabulary may be expanded by learning one new word each day.
Day passes swiftly when you do something you enjoy.
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Enjoy life to the fullest!
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Enjoy life to the fullest!
Fullest tank of gas drives.
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Drives in the country are relaxing.
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Drives in the country are relaxing.
Relaxing on a late summer's day is quite a treat.
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Treating some people with respect is hard to do.
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Do whatever you want ErieMermaid, today is your day.
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Do whatever you want ErieMermaid, today is your day.
Day after day, the enjoyment of what each new day brings.
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Day after day, the enjoyment of what each new day brings.
"Brings" is a very difficult word to start a sentence with!
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With or without ice cream is never much of a debate.
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With or without ice cream is never much of a debate.
Debate ain't werkin', me catch no fish.
:P
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Debate ain't werkin', me catch no fish.
:P
Fish have been caught and will be placed in new locations thanks to Big Shep.
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Fish have been caught and will be placed in new locations thanks to Big Shep.
Shep is one of my favorite MT posters! !
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Posters on MT are special people.
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Posters on MT are special people.
People when you hear the call you got to get it underway, Word up.
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People when you hear the call you got to get it underway, Word up.
"Up on the roof" is one of my favorite James Taylor songs.
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"Up on the roof" is one of my favorite James Taylor songs.
Songs remind us of times past and also make new memories.
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Songs remind us of times past and also make new memories.
Memories have been a huge part of my life lately.
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Memories have been a huge part of my life lately.
Lately I've been searching for something I unable to describe.
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Lately I've been searching for something I unable to describe.
Describe, if you can, what absolute contentment looks like.
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Describe, if you can, what absolute contentment looks like.
Like two naked bodies lying on a bed after two simultaneous giant orgasms.
:o :o ;D ;D
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Orgasms, oragami, who really cares.
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Cares of the day are gone away after a nightly bath and a good nights' sleep.
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Cares of the day are gone away after a nightly bath and a good nights' sleep.
Sleep well, my brother.
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Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Thou shall feel the wrath of God if you defy him.
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Thou shall feel the wrath of God if you defy him.
Him alone willl he be unless he treats his wife respectfully.
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Him alone willl he be unless he treats his wife respectfully. ;D ;D
Respectfully, I decline your invitation for beverages.
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Respectfully, I decline your invitation for beverages.
Beverages will be served, upon request.
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Request only what you need.
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Request only what you need.
Need comes before want.
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Want a good time? ;D
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Want a good time? ;D
Time to eat, is what my Mother would yell.
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Yell as loud as you can if a stranger approaches.
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Approaches to Chicago are hard to navigate.
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Navigate the waters of Lake Erie with a good boat, good chart and good beer.
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Navigate the waters of Lake Erie with a good boat, good chart and good beer.
Beer is God's way of showing us he loves us.
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Beer is God's way of showing us he loves us.
Us, meaning you and me, should get packed and ready to leave.
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Us, meaning you and me, should get packed and ready to leave.
Leave me out of it, I have enough troubles as it is.
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Is everything turning brown in your yard?
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Yard waste is extremely difficult to dispose of in Georgia.
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Yard waste is extremely difficult to dispose of in Georgia.
Georgia is on my mind.
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Mind your own business if you know what is good for you.
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You light up my life.
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You light up my life.
Life can be funny.
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Life can be funny.
Funny little jokes, make us laugh awhile.
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Funny little jokes, make us laugh awhile.
Awhile longer I shall continue then go away.
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A way to go to gramma's house is thru the woods.
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A way to go to gramma's house is thru the woods.
Woods are going to be a popular place soon with hunting season drawing near.
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Near the Michigan-Ohio State line is a nice restaurant in Erie.
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Near the Michigan-Ohio State line is a nice restaurant in Erie.
Erie, Michigan is a nice little community near Monroe, Michigan.
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Michigan, the winter wonderland. :)
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Michigan, the winter wonderland. :)
Wonderland is pretty close to the dream corners exit.
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Wonderland is pretty close to the dream corners exit.
Exit this state if you need to find employment.
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Exit this state if you need to find employment.
Employment is hard to come by ; hopefully this will change sooner than later.
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Employment is hard to come by ; hopefully this will change sooner than later.
Later on in the fall, the weather will become brisk.
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Brisk walks start the day out right.
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Right after you exit I-75 at exit 11 turn right to go to Bolles Harbor
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Right after you exit I-75 at exit 11 turn right to go to Bolles Harbor
Harbor Rd. could be the street name in that particular neighborhood.
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Neighborhood parties are always fun.
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Fun is a key componet to healthy living.
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Fun is a key componet to healthy living.
Living conditions vary from home to home.
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Living conditions vary from home to home.
Home can be where a person lays their head.
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Head to toe, I feel just fine.
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Head to toe, I feel just fine.
Fine is a nice way to be feeling on rainy day.
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Fine is a nice way to be feeling on rainy day.
Day and night, worry never leaves my heart!
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Heart and soul should be put into anything worth doing.
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Heart and soul should be put into anything worth doing.
Doing nothing can sometimes be the best we can do.
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Doing nothing can sometimes be the best we can do.
Do your homework or you're grounded!
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Do your homework or you're grounded!
Grounded , please not that the guys are counting on me going out tonight !
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Grounded , please not that the guys are counting on me going out tonight !
"Tonight, I celebrate my love for you!"
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"Tonight, I celebrate my love for you!"
"You light up my life".
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"You light up my life".
Life without light at night would be dark. :P
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Life without light at night would be dark. :P
Dark colors can make a person look slender.
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Dark colors can make a person look slender.
Slender I was not as a boy that wore "husky" pants.
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Slender I was not as a boy that wore "husky" pants.
Pants and blouses are acceptable, but suits are recommended for the ladies.
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Pants and blouses are acceptable, but suits are recommended for the ladies.
Ladies, pardon me as I have pressing matters that require my attention.
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Attention to detail is required in the field of Engineering.
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Engineering would be a great field to study at college.
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Engineering would be a great field to study at college.
College or learning a trade are options available to students.
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Students are finally back at school after a long summer.
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Summer in Georgia appears to last all year long.
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Summer in Georgia appears to last all year long.
Long hair is enjoyed by many men.
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Men are sometimes hard to live with.
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Men are sometimes hard to live with.
AMEN! :D
With many people losing their jobs, the outlook seems grim!
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Grim is the best term to describe the current economy
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Grim is the best term to describe the current economy
Economy sucks right about now.
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Economy sucks right about now.
Now we have enough rain.
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Now we have enough rain.
Rain, rain, go away, come back another day!
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Rain, rain, go away, come back another day!
Day Tripper, one way driver, yeah.
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Day Tripper, one way driver, yeah.
Yeah! The sun will be out tomorrow, hopefully!
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Hopefully, the rain from Michigan will move in a southerly direction.
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Directions are easier to follow when looking at a map.
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Map your route or buy a GPS sytem.
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Map your route or buy a GPS sytem.
System analysts speak in terms I can not understand.
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Understand all you can, then fake the rest!
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Understand all you can, then fake the rest!
Rest can almost never be taken by the mom in this house!
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House cleaning is never done.
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House cleaning is never done.
Done the housecleaning myself for alot of years now.
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Done the housecleaning myself for alot of years now.
Now that I've cleaned the house what will I do next?
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Now that I've cleaned the house what will I do next?
Next to nothing would get done around here, if it weren't for me.
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Me, me, me! That's all you talk about!
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Me, me, me! That's all you talk about!
About that bridge you were going to sell me.....
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Me and Spunky ran in the park is not a correct sentence.
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Me and Spunky ran in the park is not a correct sentence.
Sentence for the ex-Mayor, too short.
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Short people are fun to be with! *:)
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Short people are fun to be with! *:)
With that in mind, we will invite the Pigmy family to the party.
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Party until the dawn of a new day and you will not be very productive.
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Party until the dawn of a new day and you will not be very productive.
Productive by nature, Tom worked until sun up.
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Up until now, I thought it would be nice living in Georgia, but that is no longer the case.
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Case out the joint and come back to Michigan.
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Michigan: if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you.
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You can find plenty to do in Michigan.
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Michigan is too cold for me, I prefer warmer weather.
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Michigan is too cold for me, I prefer warmer weather.
Weather forecasters rarely get their predictions correct!!!!!
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Weather forecasters rarely get their predictions correct!!!!!
Correct your errors, and pass your papers to the front.
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Front page news sometimes isn't.
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Front page news sometimes isn't.
Isn't it a shame the way we waste our lives away like this?
(JMH)
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This is how I dry my hair in the morning and drink my wake up coffee.
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This is how I dry my hair in the morning and drink my wake up coffee.
Coffee was so weak it couldn't defend itself.
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Itself? What kind of sentence starts with itself? :-\
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Itself, Eriemermaid knows you cannot start a sentence with a word such as that.
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Itself, Eriemermaid knows you cannot start a sentence with a word such as that.
That which is impossible, shall be quickly done.
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Done with the dishes, now it is time to read the Wall Street Journal.
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Done with the dishes, now it is time to read the Wall Street Journal.
Journal, diary, whatever you want to call, keep your nose out of it!!
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Journal, diary, whatever you want to call, keep your nose out of it!!
It doesn't matter much to me.
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Me, myself and I went to the store.
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Store batteries in a cool dry place.
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Store batteries in a cool dry place.
Place the napkins to the left of the plate and the knife on the right.
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Right handed people have the advantage.
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Right handed people have the advantage.
Advantage to having many children, there's many grandchildren.
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Advantage to having many children, there's many grandchildren.
Grandchildren are a great way to get back at your kids.
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Front page news sometimes isn't.
Isn't is the same as is not.
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Grandchildren are a great way to get back at your kids.
Kids say the darnest things according to a well=known TV host.
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Isn't is the same as is not.
Not everyone will enjoy this thread.
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Not everyone will enjoy this thread.
Thread the needle quickly and sew that seam.
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Thread the needle quickly and sew that seam.
Seams are hard for me to line up.
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Up we go, into the wild blue yonder.
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Yonder, is the deep blue sea.
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Sea shore vacations are always fun.
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Fun is a necessity to a healthy lifestyle
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Fun is a necessity to a healthy lifestyle
Lifestyle if I could chose would be a peaceful and simple life in the country.
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Lifestyle if I could chose would be a peaceful and simple life in the country.
Country music is played on the radio often.
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Often, sometimes and never are just measurements.
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Measurements do not lie.
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Measurements do not lie.
Lie to get out of trouble is not the right thing to do.
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Do what you are told and you will usually stay out of trouble.
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Trouble comes when you least expect it.
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Trouble comes when you least expect it.
It will cause problems later on in life when you least expect it.
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It seems to me that mornings are finally feeling cooler.
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It seems to me that mornings are finally feeling cooler.
Cooler nights are great for sleeping.
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Sleeping at least 7 hours makes me feel great.
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Great things happen everyday, but we just are not aware of them.
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Great things happen everyday, but we just are not aware of them.
Them things that happen everyday, could be little blessings in disguise.
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Disguises are in all the stores for Halloween night.
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Disguises are in all the stores for Halloween night.
Night is here so brisk and cool, grab a blanket, don't be a fool!
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Night is here so brisk and cool, grab a blanket, don't be a fool!
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
Me and Julio down by the school yard.
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Me and Julio down by the school yard.
Yard or two of good black dirt, and the garden will be ready.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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Ready or not, here I come.
Come down in time and I'll meet you half way.
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Way down yonder in the Paw Paw patch. ;D
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Patch all of those little holes in the wall before you sell your house.
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House is not a home unless someone lives there.
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There goes the parade down South Monroe Street.
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There goes the parade down South Monroe Street.
"Streetcar Named Desire" won Tennessee Williams a Pulitzer Prize.
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"Streetcar Named Desire" won Tennessee Williams a Pulitzer Prize.
Prize for winning the lotto wasn't all that bad.
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Bad things do happen to good people.
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Bad things do happen to good people.
People get ready there's a train a coming.
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Coming to a theater near you.
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Coming to a theater near you.
You bet your bottom dollar.
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Dollar a day is not much of an allowance.
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Allowances will be made for any merchandise returned.
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Allowances will be made for any merchandise returned.
Returned parts will be evaluated by our Materials Characterization Laboratory.
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Laboratory rats don't lead a very exciting life.
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Life,love,and the pursuit of micro-brewerys.
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Breweries are becoming very popular.
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Popular people never pay for their restaurant dinner.
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Popular people never pay for their restaurant dinner.
Dinner and drinks are on my list of priorities!
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Dinner and drinks are on my list of priorities!
Priorities are good to have!
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Have and to hold is 9/10s of the law.
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Have and to hold is 9/10s of the law.
Law and order is important, but sometimes you have to break it!
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It is hot,blue,and righteous outside tonight.
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It is hot,blue,and righteous outside tonight.
Tonight I feel like a cold one or two.
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Two plus two is on my mind.
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Two plus two is on my mind.
Mind your p's and q's while out in public.
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Public squares are where things happen.
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Breweries are becoming very popular.
Popular Culture will eventually change society in general.
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Generally I don't go to bars alone, but I was feeling fine at Original Gravity yesterday.
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Generally I don't go to bars alone, but I was feeling fine at Original Gravity yesterday.
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
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Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Play me another love song.
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Play me another love song.
Song lyrics can make very good random sentences.
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Song lyrics can make very good random sentences.
Sentences can ramble on.
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On Golden Pond was a great film.
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Films are a good way to teach people about history.
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History has a way of repeating itself.
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Itself is two words put into one.
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One is the lonliest number that you'll ever use.
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One is the lonliest number that you'll ever use.
Use me, abuse me, and make me feel cheap.
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Cheap shoes don't last very long.
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Cheap shoes don't last very long.
Long long time ago, I can remember when the music used to make me smile.
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Smile and the whole world smiles with you.
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Smile and the whole world smiles with you.
You cry, and you cry alone.
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Alone time is great when there are grandchildren around.
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Around the bend and down the road apiece is the farm that you are looking for.
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Around the bend and down the road apiece is the farm that you are looking for.
For all you do, this Buds for you.
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You know you can't hold me forever.
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One is the lonliest number that you'll ever use.
Not sure what Coolmod is thinking. How can one be the lonliest number, as 0 is less than one,
None is 1 minus 1
I think he's a fool,
and drinks his own drool,
And eats pizza like a downtrodden bum.
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You know you can't hold me forever.
Forever and a day, that's how long I have been working this job.
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Job is for a working class hero.
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Heros rule the comic book world.
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World economy is collapsing around us.
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Us, we, them all define a group of people.
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People need to get a life.
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Life is truly a miracle.
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Life is truly a miracle.
Miracle'(s) happen on a daily basis.
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Basis of every human being is their DNA.
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DNA determines your genetic composition.
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Composition class was easy for my friends and I.
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Composition class was easy for my friends and I.
I will follow you until the end of time.
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Time waits for no one.
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One, two, buckle my shoe.
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Shoe repair can be quite expensive! :o
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Expensive items do not always mean better quality.
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Quality is always better than quantity.
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Quantity of fish in the aquarium makes it harder to clean.
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clean air makes for a great working environment.
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Environment is a subject we all need to discuss.
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Discuss quietly and politely amongst each other. (hint hint) ;)
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Other people have worse problems then I do.
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Do what comes natural and keep it real.
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Real Coke tastes better than the off brands.
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Brands labeled generic are just as good.
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Brands labeled generic are just as good.
Good friends are hard find.
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Find it very hard to get up for work on Monday morning.
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Morning brisk air when the windows are open makes it hard for me to get out of bed.
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Bed of satin sheets and cool pillows sounds great about now.
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Bed of satin sheets and cool pillows sounds great about now.
Now it is going to be even harder to get up in the morning.
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Mornings are great quiet times around here.
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Mornings are great quiet times around here.
Here we go again.
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Again we start off the day with work on our minds.
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Minds can be totally wasted with drugs.
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Drugs are sometimes the only thing that keep people alive.
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Alive and well and still living in Georgia.
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Alive and well and still living in Georgia.
Georgia Brown is pretty sweet.
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Georgia Brown is pretty sweet.
Sweet dreams to all and to all a good night.
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Night time is the right time for love and loathing in Las Vegas.
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Las Vegas is a city filled with entertainment for everyone.
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Everyone needs a hand to hold onto.
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Onto this day and forevermore is language that would be used by a poet.
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Poet is a tag the baby boomers gave Bob Dylan in the 60's.
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60's music gets me rockin' and a rollin' !! :D
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Rollin EZ Widers with one hand is an art form.
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Form should not be superceded by substance.
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Substance abuse is a major problem in society today.
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Today was a triple 7 day in the market....not so lucky this time!
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Time is running out for the American taxpayer.
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Time is running out for the American taxpayer.
Taxpayer(s) could possibly be placed into a bad situation.
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Taxpayer(s) could possibly be placed into a bad situation.
Situation unknown with no compass to help.
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Help me I think I'm falling in love again.
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Help me I think I'm falling in love again.
Again, I am falling in love with him.
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hmmmmm
Hi M r. Smith.
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Smith, Jones and Brown used to be the most popular sur names.
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Names are used to identify people,places, and things.
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Things that go bump in the night scare the bejesus out of me.
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Me and Bobby Mcgee were feeling near as faded as my jeans.
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Jeans are comfortable wear on cool nights.
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Nights are getting longer and days are getting shorter.
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Nights are getting longer and days are getting shorter.
Shorter people are still strong and mighty.
(Don't forget it! ;) :D)
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Mighty Joe Young was a King Kong movie wannabe.
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Mighty Joe Young was a King Kong movie wannabe.
Wannabe be no joker mama, I don't want to die.
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Die means you croak or kick the bucket.
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Die means you croak or kick the bucket.
Buckethead is a mutant guitar virtuoso.
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Virtuoso is the maestro who conducts the orchestra.
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Orchestra music puts me to sleep.
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Sleep is the time to start counting sheep.
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Sheep in Ida . . . never mind. *:)
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Sheep in Ida . . . never mind. *:)
Mind your manners...you never know who is watching, listening or reading. :o :o
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Mind your manners...you never know who is watching, listening or reading. :o :o
Reading is a gateway for many areas of life.
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Reading is a gateway for many areas of life.
Life is what happens when you're looking the other way.
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Life is what happens when you're looking the other way.
Way COOL Dude! 8)
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Way COOL Dude! 8)
Dude, I mean dudette, you rock!
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Rock and not to roll when all are one and one is all.
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Rock and not to roll when all are one and one is all.
"All come back now ya' hear?"
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Hear me,touch me,feel me,see me.
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Hear me,touch me,feel me,see me.
Me, myself, and I will be the only ones attending on Saturday.
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Saturday is the last day of the work week for me.
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Saturday is the last day of the work week for me.
Me, me, me, when will you think of someone other than yourself.
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Yourself is usually the last person you care for.
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Yourself is usually the last person you care for.
For you, I would do anything.
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Anything and everything is the Wall St. motto.
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Anything and everything is the Wall St. motto.
Motto'(s) could be good words to live by.
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Motto'(s) could be good words to live by.
By God!
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By God!
God is good, God is great, let us thank him for our food, Amen.
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Amen is something said when your done praying.
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Amen is something said when your done praying.
<<<--- Praying for a beautiful wife and kids. :P
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Kids are the result of loving parents.
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Kids are the result of loving parents.
Parents require your attention and concern as they age.
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Aged cheese is the best.
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Aged cheese is the best.
Best not to ask the question that you really don't want to hear the answer to.
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To tell the truth, anything goes!
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Go silently through life and no one will ever know who you truly are.
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Go silently through life and no one will ever know who you truly are.
Are you sure this is what you really want?
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Want and need are the choices that we face every day.
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Want and need are the choices that we face every day.
Day oh, day oh, daylight come and I want to go home.
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Day oh, day oh, daylight come and I want to go home.
Home is where the heart is.
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Is there any sanity left in this country?
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Country roads are the best way to see the fall colors.
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Country roads are the best way to see the fall colors.
Colors come in many varieties.
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Varieties are what make the United States a melting pot of cultures.
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Cultures are the basis of yogurt.
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Yogurt ice cream is'nt as good as the real thing.
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Thing about reality is, you don't really want to be here.
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Here we go again, different day, same old job.
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Here we go again, different day, same old job.
Job(s) are getting harder to find every day.
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Day after day, I question my decision to leave Monroe.
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Day after day, I question my decision to leave Monroe.
Monroe is a good place to fish throughout the year.
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Year after year we always talk about doing something different, but we never do.
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Do not let the political ads obscure your judgement.
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Do not let the political ads obscure your judgement.
Judgement should be used when making important decisions.
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Decisions are better made on a full stomach.
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Stomach is the place to go to win a mans heart.
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Stomach is the place to go to win a mans heart.
Heart and soul are the key to a person's true identity,
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Identity is something you want to hide when your committing crimes.
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Crimes are being committed nationwide against children and the elderly.
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Elderly neighbors need to be visited by you!
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You are only as good as your last performance.
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You are only as good as your last performance.
Performance at Cobo Hall went better than expected.
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Expected love can't compare to unconditional love.
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Love makes the world go round.
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Love makes the world go round.
Round hole, square peg.
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Peg leg is used to discribe a pirate captain.
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Captain your ship well or it will veer off course.
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Course is where one goes to play golf.
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Golf makes some women weekend widows.
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Widows are not always merry.
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Widows are not always merry.
Merry Christmas to all...and to all a good night!as
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Night brings out the things that go bump.
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Bump into the cabinet and you could get a bruise.
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Bump into the cabinet and you could get a bruise.
Bruise my ego with your indifference.
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Indifference at work means you are not playing the game.
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Indifference at work means you are not playing the game.
Game playing is not my strong suit.
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Game playing is not my strong suit.
Suit and tie will be worn to the wedding.
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Wedding days should be full of fun.
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Wedding days should be full of fun.
Fun fun fun on the Autobahn.
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Autobahn driving is fun when you have a fast car.
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Autobahn driving is fun when you have a fast car.
"Car Talk" on NPR is one of my favorite radio programs.
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"Car Talk" on NPR is one of my favorite radio programs.
Programs on television are not like they use to be.
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Programs on television are not like they use to be.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
(I had to do it!)
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Question my answer and you will be sent to the corner!
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Question my answer and you will be sent to the corner!
Corner them in a room and they won't speak out of character.
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Corner them in a room and they won't speak out of character.
Character may be missing in politicians today.
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Today the weather is going to be perfect.
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A day without sunshine is dark. ;D
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A day without sunshine is dark. ;D
Dark clouds on the horizon, bode the evil to come.
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Dark clouds on the horizon, bode the evil to come.
Come look at the beautiful World.
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World events seem to be all doom and gloom.
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Gloom was the order of the day on Halloween.
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Halloween is a time for kids to have fun.
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Fun,fun,fun,till my daddy takes my T-Bird away.
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Fun,fun,fun,till my daddy takes my T-Bird away.
Away in the darkness, I am able to collect my thoughts and decide my direction in life.
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Life is a precious gift that should'nt be taken lightly.
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Lightly the raindrops are falling.
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Lightly the raindrops are falling.
Falling down the stairs to drunk to..... ???
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To alevieate the problem, we should limit ourselves.
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Ourselves should limit our alcohol intake to 3 drinks a day.
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Day in and day out I go to work.
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Work hard,play hard is many people's mantra.
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Mantra is a term usually associated with Yoga.
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Mantra is a term usually associated with Yoga.
Yoga is good for both the body and mind.
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Mind your manners young man!
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Mind your manners young man!
Man, I sure like neighborhood bakeries.
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Bakeries are a good place to buy donuts.
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Donuts from Erie Orchard are quite yummy! :P
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Yummy is a good adjective for food that tastes delicious.
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Yummy is a good adjective for food that tastes delicious.
Delicious food reflects on the cook.
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Delicious food reflects on the cook.
Cook or not to cook is the question.
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Cook or not to cook is the question.
Question my motives and suffer the consequences.
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Consequences are usually the result of bad behavior.
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Consequences are usually the result of bad behavior.
Behavior, whether it be good or bad, could be the problem.
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Problem with goods that are scarce is it creates a black market.
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Problem with goods that are scarce is it creates a black market.
Market values continue to fall.
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Fall off the wagon and you have to try to jump back on.
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Fall off the wagon and you have to try to jump back on.
On your marks, get set, go...
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Go to the right and I'm the last house on the left.
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Left on Miami then right on Lake Drive to my old house.
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House is not a home without family.
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Family helps us all cope with realities in life.
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Life is something that happens when your living.
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Living things need food and water to survive.
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Survive you will if you are the fittest.
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Fittest is a physical condition that does not reflect my body.
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Body by Victoria does not fit all bodies the same.
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Same name, same face, some things never change.
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Change the babies diaper before we go out.
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Out the door next Sunday, headed for Monroe and good friends.
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Out the door next Sunday, headed for Monroe and good friends.
Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your ear.
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Ear(s) continue to grow as you age.
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Ear(s) continue to grow as you age.
Age ain't nuthin' but a number.
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Number one seems to be all that matters.
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Number one seems to be all that matters.
Matters not my fear when I finally allowed myself to love you.
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You can do what you want to do but be who you are.
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You can do what you want to do but be who you are.
Are you talking to me?
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Me,myself,and I is narcissism at its finest.
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Me,myself,and I is narcissism at its finest.
Finest dining will be at Mancy's in Ohio.
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Ohio roads are much nicer to drive on than Michigans.
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Ohio roads are much nicer to drive on than Michigans.
Michigan's lighthouses are a historical treasure.
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Michigan's lighthouses are a historical treasure.
Treasure your family - you never know when they will be taken from you.
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You all need to vote on the first Tuesday of November.
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November Rain is one of my favorite songs.
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Songs from the heart bring out the most passion.
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Songs from the heart bring out the most passion.
Passion is a word very similar to obsession.
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Obsession is something all successful people have in common.
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Common sense is a sense which is not very common. ;D
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Common areas in the dorm are usually kept nice.
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Nice is how you play when you don't want to ruffle anybodys feathers.
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Feathers on the turkey must be plucked before baking. (Ain't I a great cook?) *:)
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Baking chocolate chip cookies is my favorite pasttime.
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Baking chocolate chip cookies is my favorite pasttime.
Pasttime favorites are always a good choice.
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Choice will be voted on election day.
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Choice will be voted on election day.
Day after day more people come to LA, why don't they tell everybody the whole place is slipping away?
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Away,up,up,up in my beautiful red balloon.
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Away,up,up,up in my beautiful red balloon.
Balloon went *pop* when it floated into some icycles.
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Balloon went *pop* when it floated into some icycles.
Icycles are dangling from his nose. (nice image , huh?)
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Icycles are dangling from his nose. (nice image , huh?)
Nose and ears are quick to get cold.
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Nose and ears are quick to get cold.
Cold doesn't even BEGIN to describe our weather this week.
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Cold doesn't even BEGIN to describe our weather this week.
Week of no work can make one strong.
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Strong odors give me a headache.
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Headaches are a sure thing after drinking too many martinis.
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Martinis make my clothes fall off.
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Off flew the lady's hat with the gust of a strong wind.
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Wind comes in when the door opens and blows out the pilot light.
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Light the way and I shall follow.
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Light the way and I shall follow.
"Follow me and you might get lost as I don't know where I am going.
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"Follow me and you might get lost as I don't know where I am going.
Going the speed limit gets me there safely.
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Going the speed limit gets me there safely.
Safely following the car in front you during the winter lessens the chance of sliding into their bumper.
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Safely following the car in front you during the winter lessens the chance of sliding into their bumper.
Bumper pads go in baby cribs.
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Cribs is a celebrity venue to show off their costly mansions.
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Cribs is a celebrity venue to show off their costly mansions.
Mansions take up too much space.
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Mansions take up too much space.
Space can be saved by growing plants on trellises.
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Space can be saved by growing plants on trellises.
Trellises are filled with sweet smelling roses.
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Trellises are filled with sweet smelling roses.
Roses are a traditional gift on Valentines Day.
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Roses are a traditional gift on Valentines Day.
Day-O, day-o, daylight come and I want to go home.
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Home is where the heart is.
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Home is where the heart is.
Is that all there is?
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Is there ever more?
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More than meets the eye.
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Eye candy can get a girl in trouble! :P
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Trouble finds me as well.
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Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance.
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Moondance was a very good song.
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Songs of long ago remind me of my dad.
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Dad's old fashion rootbeer is my favorite.
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Favorite days are spent by the beach.
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Beach Bunnies was a terrible movie, however it was better than most Steve Carrel flicks.
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Beach Bunnies was a terrible movie, however it was better than most Steve Carrel flicks.
Flicks to the noggin' can smart!
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Flicks to the noggin' can smart!
Smart to dress warmly when it's snowing and cold.
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Cold it is what I love!
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Cold it is what I love!
Love is like a box of chocolates.
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Chocolate chip cookies are divine.
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Chocolate chip cookies are divine.
Divine Miss M was Better Midler's stage persona -name
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Divine Miss M was Better Midler's stage persona -name
Name that tune.
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Name that tune.
Tune your guitar cc, it's time to play! ;)
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Tune your guitar cc, it's time to play! ;)
Play it like there's no tomorrow. 8)
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Tomorrow I have to go back to school. :'(
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Tomorrow I have to go back to school. :'(
School days are a chance to learn something new.
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New 2009 F-150 is what I want.
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New 2009 F-150 is what I want.
Wanted, Dead or Alive.
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Alive and kickin', that's how I like the party!
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Party Hardy, I always say!
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Party Hardy, I always say!
Say it in a song.
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Say it in a song.
"Song sung blue everybody knows one."
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"Song sung blue everybody knows one."
One day there will be peace on earth.
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One day there will be peace on earth.
Earth Wind and Fire sang Shining Star in 1975.
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1975 is before my time.
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1975 is before my time.
Time to settle in for the night.
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Time to settle in for the night.
Night moonight, brightens my room with beauty.
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Beauty is on the inside.
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Inside would be a great place to be...because....Baby...it's cold outside!!
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Outside is where I like to be (in the summer).
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Outside is where I like to be (in the summer).
Be nice to your kids - they are the ones that pick your nursing home!
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Be nice to your kids - they are the ones that pick your nursing home!
Home, home on the range.
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Home, home on the range.
Range target practice over time helps a person's aim.
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Range target practice over time helps a person's aim.
Aim is critical when writing your name in the snow while you pee.
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Aim is critical when writing your name in the snow while you pee.
Pee Wee Herman was popular at one time or another.
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Pee Wee Herman was popular at one time or another.
Another brick on the pallet tipped it over.
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Over the hill.
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Hill country can be beautiful in the autumn.
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Autumn Summers would be a very ironic name for a child.
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CHILD! You best get that room clean!
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Clean Acres is the place to be.....
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Be careful what you wish for.
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For he's a jolly good fellow.
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Fellow brethern, we are gathered here together to join this couple in holy matrimony.
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Matrimony is something I yearn for.
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Matrimony is something I yearn for.
For your eyes only.
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Matrimony is something I yearn for.
For your eyes only.
Only if if want to show me.
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Me, a name, I call myself.
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Me, a name, I call myself.
Myself, who I am speaking to at the moment.
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Myself, who I am speaking to at the moment.
Moment to pause while I consider my next step.
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Step carefully.
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Carefully place the lime in the coconut.
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Carefully place the lime in the coconut.
Coconut and caramel make a tasty combination for candy.
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Candy is good in moderation... 8*
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Moderation on the internet is sometimes a good idea.
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Moderation on the internet is sometimes a good idea.
Ideas are the beginning of dreams.
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Ideas are the beginning of dreams.
Dreams can become reality if you let your passion guide you.
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Dreams can become reality if you let your passion guide you.
You could be the apple of someone's eye.
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You could be the apple of someone's eye.
Eye on the prize, Violet... eye on the prize.
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Prize fighters are prone to deadly head injuries.
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Injuries to the head may cause permanent damage.
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Damage my truck and I'll get mad!
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Damage my truck and I'll get mad!
Mad about you.
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You shouldn't get mad...wait 20 years and get even!
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You shouldn't get mad...wait 20 years and get even!
Even 20 years is far too long!
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Long Island is an ice tea that packs a wallop.
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Wallop is a good word to describe it, coolmod! ;D
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It is better to be born lucky than rich.
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It is better to be born lucky than rich.
(I was hoping you would try to start a sentence with "coolmod"! :D )
Rich is something that I wouldn't want to be.
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Sorry live, I could'nt think of a rap sentence for cool-mo-d.
Be of use to me darling and bring me a beer.
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Sorry live, I could'nt think of a rap sentence for cool-mo-d.
Be of use to me darling and bring me a beer.
Beer is the most important food group!
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Beer is the most important food group!
Group hug time? :D
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Group hug time? :D
Time to get warm and fuzzy again?
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Time to get warm and fuzzy again?
Again sounds good! ;D
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Good things come to those who wait.
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Wait until a future time to retire.
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Wait until a future time to retire.
Retire at age 65 and receive all of your pension.
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Retire at age 65 and receive all of your pension.
Pension is a word that self-employed shmucks like me will never use, because we will never get one.
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One is the loneliest number.
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One is the loneliest number.
Number one song by Three Dog Night, that was.
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Was Cory Wells a member of the "Three Dog Night," or not?
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Would I know him from another band as well?
Wells was a member of the "Three Dog Night," or was he?
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Wells was a member of the "Three Dog Night," or was he?
He was definitely a member of Three Dog Night.
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Night turns into morning way to fast.
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Fast is not the way to travel if you want to avoid a speeding ticket.
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Ticket stubs are keepsakes from memorable concerts.
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Concerts ROCK! ;D
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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Scissors make cutting coupons easy.
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Easy is not the way life goes most of the time!!
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Time is something I do not have!
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Time is something I do not have!
Have at it.
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It does'nt pay to fool mother nature.
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Nature calls.
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Nature calls.
Calls Mermaid to see what's taking so long in the potty - she's been gone for over an hour!
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Hour of my discontent is very near.
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Nearly didn't make it Live :)
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Live with Regis and Kelly is the best talk show ever!
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Ever watch CSI on Thursday nights?
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Nights are when I have the most fun. ;D
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Fun times at . . . MT!
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MT is very addictive!
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Addictive behavior is bad.
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Addictive behavior is bad.
Bad girls are good.
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Good girls can be bad. :D
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Bad is good in THAT case.
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Bad is good in THAT case.
Case studies have proven you correct.
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Case studies have proven you correct.
Correct is something I always am.
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Correct is something I always am.
am not. :P
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am not. :P
Not a sentence - that's a fragment! ;D
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Not a sentence - that's a fragment! ;D
fragments are wannabe sentences. :)
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fragments are wannabe sentences. :)
Sentences are complete thoughts, even if one is drunk. :D
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Drunks are funny to watch, especially when inebriated oneself.
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Oneself has never been drunk.
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Oneself has never been drunk.
drunk ducks can't dance.
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Dance Dance Revolution is a great way to get into shape.
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Dance Dance Revolution is a great way to get into shape.
shape and sculpt is what you do with clay.
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Clay High School has a good theater program.
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Program does not compute because garbage in,garbage out.
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Out in the cold is where I feel I am most of the time.
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Time well wasted, is still time wasted.
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Wasted describes how I will be this weekend!
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Weekends come and weekends go, but work still sucks in between.
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Between a rock and a hard place is where I usually find myself.
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Myself, the person that I talk about the most.
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Most of the time I'm short of money.
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Money from public office is usually paid by taxpayers.
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Money from public office is usually paid by taxpayers.
TAXPAYERS get screwed royally time and time again.
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Money from public office is usually paid by taxpayers.
Again taxpayers get screwed.
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Again taxpayers get screwed.
Screwed up priorities are sending the world down the toilet!
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Toilet flushes at work makes the sink water stop running. :-\
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Toilet flushes at work makes the sink water stop running. :-\
Running away from your problems will not make them go disappear.
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Disappear as in die is what investors wish would happen to Bernie Madoff.
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Disappear as in die is what investors wish would happen to Bernie Madoff.
Madoff has upset investors.
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Investors can fix the economy.
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Investors can fix the economy.
Economy size cars still might be a good choice.
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(my) Choice chocolates in the box were already taken.
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Taken by surprise that Monroe is so depressed.
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Taken by surprise that Monroe is so depressed.
Depressed economic conditions have put people in a bad mood.
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Mood is glum when it comes to jobs.
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Jobs are scarce lately.
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Lately it seems the stock market is in free fall.
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Free fall from a airplane and let the wind rush through your hair.
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Hair dying is so addictive!!
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Hair dying is so addictive!!
Addictive drugs should be taken with caution.
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Caution needs to be used when driving in bad weather.
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Weather is Michigan should be cold and snowy in January.
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Weather is Michigan should be cold and snowy in January.
January may be the coldest month of the year.
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Years ago people actually cared about things.
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Years ago people actually cared about things.
Things are merely possessions.
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Possessions can lay a heavy burden on people.
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People should work together to make the world a better place.
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People should work together to make the world a better place.
Place your left foot on your right foot, and your right hand on your left hand and turn your self around doing the hokey pokey.
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Pokey is another word for jail.
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Jail is not where I want to be!!
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Jail is not where I want to be!!
Be a winner, not a whinner.
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Be a winner, not a whinner.
Whiner's are nothing but big cry babies.
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Babies are so adorable!!
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Babies are so adorable!!
Adorable babies turn into teenagers. ;D
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Adorable babies turn into teenagers. ;D
Teenagers are tough to raise!
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Teenagers are tough to raise!
Raise your hand in praise.
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Raise your hand in praise.
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.
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Ammunition was written in one thread and used in another.
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Ammunition was written in one thread and used in another.
Another day, another dollar.
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Dollar stores carry a lot of junk.
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Dollar stores carry a lot of junk.
Junk to someone, could be another's treasure.
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Treasure chest can be used to store heirlooms.
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Heirlooms just take up space unless you use them.
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Them and they say things that are abstract.
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Them and they say things that are abstract.
Abstract art is beyond me.
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Abstract art is beyond me.
Me, a name I call myself.
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Myself, I'd rather walk on a beach than shovel snow.
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Myself, I'd rather walk on a beach than shovel snow.
Snow, everyday more snow.
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Snow vehicle for Alaska is a sled or ski-do.
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Ski-dos are somewhat safer than sking.
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Ski-dos are somewhat safer than sking.
Skiing in Vermont over the holidays is a family tradition.
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Tradition is an important part of who we are.
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Tradition is an important part of who we are.
Are you going to be part of the problem or the solution?
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Are you going to be part of the problem or the solution?
(A) Solution is what this country needs!!
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Needs and wants are entirely different.
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Different opinions are what people will always have.
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Different opinions are what people will always have.
Have and to hold from this day forward.
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Forward the funny e-mails and throw the rotten ones away.
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Away in a manger, many years ago, a baby was born.
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Born out of wedlock is becoming the norm instead of the exception.
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Born out of wedlock is becoming the norm instead of the exception.
Exception to the rule can become the rule.
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Exception to the rule can become the rule.
Rule number 1...always be nice to Providence and make her laugh!! :D :D
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Rule number 1...always be nice to Providence and make her laugh!! :D :D
Laugh every day to stay young!
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Laugh every day to stay young!
Young is not an age, it's how you feel.
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Young is not an age, it's how you feel.
Feel your way to what you truly desire.
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Feel your way to what you truly desire.
Desire all of those finer things in life.
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Desire all of those finer things in life.
Life is like a large crap(term chosen because of TOS :P) sandwich and everyone must take a bite,
the more bread you got, the easier it is to swallow.
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Swallow the medicine and you will soon feel better.
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Swallow the medicine and you will soon feel better.
Better you than me.
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Better you than me.
Me thinks I need a couple beers to wash down that crap sandwich. :P
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Sandwiches can be of almost any variety.
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Sandwiches can be of almost any variety.
Variety is the spice of life, that's what the judge should tell my wife.
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Wife, get in the kitchen and make me a crap sandwich now!
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Wife, get in the kitchen and make me a crap sandwich now!
Now is the future you were worring about.
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About time somebody finally realized what's really going on here.
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About time somebody finally realized what's really going on here.
Here we are again, the start of the end, but there is always more.
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Here we are again, the start of the end, but there is always more.
More cheese please, to go along with all of this wine.
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Wine stains are hard to get out.
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Wine stains are hard to get out.
Out of sight, out of mind.
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Mind over matter.
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Matter can be almost anything tangible.
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Matter can be almost anything tangible.
Tangible evidence is evident in the police report.
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Report the crime to the police.
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Police procedure should be followed when making an arrest.
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Police procedure should be followed when making an arrest.
Arrest--ed Development was a stupid show!
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Show me the money!!
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Show me the money!!
Money could be the root to evil.
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Evil thoughts can ruin your day.
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Day and night is the difference between New York and Los Angeles.
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Los Angeles is where some celebrities live.
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Los Angeles is where some celebrities live.
Live each day savoring every breath you take.
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Live each day savoring every breath you take.
(quoting Captain Jack Sparrow)
Take what you can - give nothing back.
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(quoting Captain Jack Sparrow)
Take what you can - give nothing back.
Back in the day, cars were built to last.
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Back in the day, cars were built to last.
Last night was a lot of fun!
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Fun times are starting for me in my retirement! :) (6 days)
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Fun times are starting for me in my retirement! :) (6 days)
Retirement is a glorious thing.
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(That) thing over there is what I am talking about!
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(Just) About everyone knows I have to work thru Saturday, then I will be retired! 8*
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(Just) About everyone knows I have to work thru Saturday, then I will be retired! 8*
Retired folks relocate to Florida for the winter.
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Winter has a strong, icy cold grip on the land.
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Land of the free.
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Free isn't free once you get to the fine print.
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Print your name on the line below your signature.
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Signature lines can inspire people.
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Signature lines can inspire people.
People magazine is in competition with many other magazines.
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Magazines have many glossy pictures.
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Magazines have many glossy pictures.
Pictures can be worth thousands of words.
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Pictures can be worth thousands of words.
Words are used to express the way we feel.
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Feel compassion for those who have lost their jobs and their homes.
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Feel compassion for those who have lost their jobs and their homes.
Homes are being lost by the thousands daily.
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Homes are being lost by the thousands daily.
Daily sex will help to keep a marriage from failing.
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Failing is not a weakness if you try your best.
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This is as good a time as any for this thread to start.
Wonder when Coolmod finallly completed his Sentence.
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Sentences make up a paragraph which can make up an essay.
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School requires a lot of hard work and dedication.
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Dedication songs, are they still popular ?
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Popular is the name of a song in the musical Wicked
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Wicked way to hang ten dude !
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Dude, where's my car? :D
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Cars make me feel claustrophobic. :(
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Claustrophobic feelings can occur when riding in crowded elevators.
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Elevators scare me sometimes.
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Sometimes I have to really pay attention when I get on and off escalators.
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Escalators are very useful in a two story store.
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Store closings are happening more and more often lately.
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Store closings are happening more and more often lately.
Lately I've been spending a lot of time in the kitchen.
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Kitchen remodeling can be very expensive.
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Kitchen remodeling can be very expensive.
Expensive shoes look nice but, they are hard as heck to walk in.
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In other words, I have 2 days to work, Friday and Saturday :)
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In other words, I have 2 days to work, Friday and Saturday :)
Saturday in the park, you'd think it was the Fourth of July.
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July weather would sure feel good right about now.
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July weather would sure feel good right about now.
Now is the future you were worrying about back then.
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Now is the future you were worrying about back then.
Then do something about it!
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Then do something about it!
It isn't as easy as you think.
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Think what you want, but I won't go back to work after Saturday.
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Think what you want, but I won't go back to work after Saturday.
Saturday will be no different than any other day of the month.
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Month in, month out, it's off to work we go.
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Month in, month out, it's off to work we go.
Go do something a lot more meaningful with your life.
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Go do something a lot more meaningful with your life.
Life magazine was very popular at one time.
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Life magazine was very popular at one time.
Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth, you pull on a finger, another finger, then the cigarette.
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Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth, you pull on a finger, another finger, then the cigarette.
Cigarette smoke makes me cough and stings my eyes.
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Eyes are the windows to our souls.
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Eyes are the windows to our souls.
Soul(s) searching is good to do every now and then.
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Then there was one and it was done.
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Then there was one and it was done.
Done today, I can rest tomorrow.
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Tomorrow never comes and yesterday is gone with the wind.
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Tomorrow never comes and yesterday is gone with the wind.
Wind blowing in anyone's hair makes them look beautiful.
(Unless it's a comb-over :D :D ;D)
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Wind blowing in anyone's hair makes them look beautiful.
(Unless it's a comb-over :D :D ;D)
Beautiful rays of sunshine would be most welcomed right now.
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Now is at once and the future is later.
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Later today, when I get off work, I'll only have one day left to work.
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Later today, when I get off work, I'll only have one day left to work.
Work is what I do to fill in the gaps between playtime.
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Work is what I do to fill in the gaps between playtime.
Playtime with the grandsons makes this MeeMaw sleepy.
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Playtime with the grandsons makes this MeeMaw sleepy.
Sleepy, wasn't he one of the Seven Dwarfs?
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Dwarfs in the animal kingdom are called the runt of the litter.
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Litter boxes are what cats use.
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Use your brain to do good works.
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Use your brain to do good works.
Works hard, plays harder.
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Works hard, plays harder.
Harder that one tries, the bigger the reward.
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Reward money can go right into the savings.
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Savings and loan associations are more customer oriented than banks.
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Banks are facing difficult times as well.
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Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.
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Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.
Uncle is a short story written by Margaret Atwood.
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(Mr.) Atwood was my band teacher in 5 grade.
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Grade 12 is where you make your decision on what college to attend.
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Attend to issues when they are small and you'll minimize any problems.
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Problems are what some people seem to have with their head.
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Head toward the rising sun and you will run into water.
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Water is the life blood of every living thing on earth.
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(The) earth is what we need to take care of.
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Of course I wish it was summer already, doesnt everyone?
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Everyone will always have a difference of opinion.
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Everyone will always have a difference of opinion.
Opinion(s) should not be taken out of context.
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Context of ones life is the love they give to others.
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Others love it when you give them some attention.
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Attention is what some people need to survive.
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Survive and someone, somewhere will be jealous.
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Survive and someone, somewhere will be jealous.
Jealous of a "certain person" that is on a beach and enjoying 70 degrees weather right now, is all I can think about.
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About to get off the computer, storms are coming!
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Coming out with information may be valuable.
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Valuable information should be shared.
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Sharing is something that I am not good at.
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Sharing is something that I am not good at.
At what point will you give this up?
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Up goes the temperature and here comes the ice flow.
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Up goes the temperature and here comes the ice flow.
Flow with the go, or something like that.
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Flow with the go, or something like that.
That is funny!!(Go with the flow!)
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That is funny!!(Go with the flow!)
Flow through the morning without a care in the world.
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World food shortages frighten me.
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Me is not an appropriate word to use when starting a sentence.
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Sentence structure in not my strong suit.
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"Suit yourself" was his mother's reply.
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Reply to the knock on the door, it's the pizza delivery person.
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Person who won the contest was just found in the nick of time.
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Time is on our side.
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"Time will tell" has become an over used saying.
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Saying you will do it and actually doing it are two different things.
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"Things" are usually not a necessary part of life.
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Life has many ups and downs.
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(Heather)downs is too far away for me to shop.
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Shop iand eat in Monroe and support local business.
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Businesses in Monroe need our help.
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Help yourself to the food.
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Food sounds good right now.
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Now is the time for all men and women to start living conservatively.
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Conservatively, I believe, is the way people should dress especially young ladies!
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Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
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Engine noise at MIS can make a person deaf.
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Engine noise at MIS can make a person deaf.
Deaf, dumb, and blind boy lives in a quiet vibration land.
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Land is no longer selling for record prices.
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Prices are what to watch for especially at the gas station.
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Station 101.5 on your radio dial is boring.
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Boring is what MT is right now.
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Now is the time to live life to the fullest without regret.
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Regrets are something mostly everyone has.
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Has anyone ever tried to think of a sentence and couldn't?
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Couldn't I just tell you the way I feel, I can't keep it bottled up inside.
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Inside on a cold, blustery winter place is the best.
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Best place to be is under the covers.
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Covers on your leftover food keeps it fresher.
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Fresher than a summer breeze is the nicest scent.
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Scent of tanning lotion is my favorite smell in the world!
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World travel can be very expensive.
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Expensive decribes many everyday items these days
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Days are getting longer and longer.
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Longer I must journey on this path of discovery.
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Discovery of 1492 was the east coast of America.
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America, home of the brave.
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America, home of the brave.
Brave this cold weather for a few more weeks.
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Weeks until spring numbers 4 plus 2 days.
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Days are exactly 27 more before I am back in Monroe.
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Monroe is a city that I don't have to go to every day.
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Day and day I ponder about my decision to live in Georgia.
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Georgia is the Peach State.
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State your opinions if you must.
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Must I go to school tomorrow?
Tomorrow you should go to school and do your best.
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Best of the rest.
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Rest is for those of us who are retired.
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Retired people have more fun! :)
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Retired people have more fun! :)
Fun, fun, fun til Daddy takes the T-Bird away.
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Away in the distance is the best restaurant.
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Restaurant guides can help people choose where they would like to eat dinner.
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Dinner at the Erie Restaurant is the Rib Special or Perch.
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Dinner at the Erie Restaurant is the Rib Special or Perch.
Perch is also served at the Chateau Louise.
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Perch is also served at the Chateau Louise.
"Louise come here this instant!"
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"Louise come here this instant!"
Instant Karma is gonna get you.
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You would really like muskrat if you tried it with corn.
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Corn can be on the frozen on the cob.
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Cob, hmmmm, that is a hard word to begin a sentence.
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Cob, hmmmm, that is a hard word to begin a sentence.
Sentence her for life without parole.
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Parole is on every felons wish list.
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List the advantages and the disadvantages of buying a new car!
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Car lots have many vans and big trucks.
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Trucks are need to haul necessities for everyday life.
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Life will go on even though we die.
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Life will go on even though we die.
die(ing) to know what lies ahead.
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Ahead of the last boy in line, is what Joey told his Mom when she asked where he stood.
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Stood right next to you, that is where I was. (Not really).
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Stood right next to you, that is where I was. (Not really).
Was I the only one not standing in line?
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Line up at the police station is a good way to point out a criminal.
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Criminal acts are usually a sign of mental instability.
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Instability is what some people are going through in this economy.
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Economy topics are currently dominating the news.
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News are how you stay updated about current issues.
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News are how you stay updated about current issues.
Issues of a personal nature, I'd rather not talk about.
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About time, don't you think?
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Think before you open your mouth and say something that you will regret.
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Regrets are something that I have from the past.
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Regrets are something that I have from the past.
Past mistakes can carry with you for life.
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Life sentences are what some marriages feel like.
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Like the general said,"We came,we saw,we conquered".
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"Conquered at last" was the primary thoughts of Germans when the Berlin wall came down.
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Down the road there is a hermit.
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Hermit, was the ugly word they used to describe my friend.
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Friend(s) can be just as important as a family members.
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Members of a secret society usually have a special handshake.
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Handshake is usually done at a meet and greet.
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Handshake is usually done at a meet and greet.
Greet me at the front door with my slippers and the newspaper.
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Newspaper reporters try to get to the nitty-gritty. ;D
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Newspaper reporters try to get to the nitty-gritty. ;D
Gritty is the way my teeth feel if I don't brush after eating.
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Eating breakfast is a great way to start the day.
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Day after day, I think of all the blessings I have received and most important are family and friends.
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Friends was a comedy sit-com about everyday,mundane topics.
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Friends was a comedy sit-com about everyday,mundane topics.
Topics are used in many debates.
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Topics are used in many debates.
Debates can make the blood pressure rise in some people.
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People should never be rude.
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People should never be rude.
Rude people are mean.
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Mean what you and I can't remember the rest of that Proverb.
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Proverb, what is that?
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That house of the corner was made to look like a lighthouse.
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Lighthouse on the rocky shore,a beacon to ships in the night.
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Night is when some creepy crawlers come out to play.
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Night is when some creepy crawlers come out to play.
Play with a full deck or you will never win in solitaire.
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Play with a full deck or you will never win in solitaire.
Solitaire can be played on the computer as well.
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Well... I need an answer.
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Well... I need an answer.
(The) Answer may not be what you want to hear.
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Hearing the birds in the morning is a wonderful way to wake up.
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Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon can end up being hazardous.
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Hazardous materials should be handled by a pro.
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Hazardous materials should be handled by a pro.
Pro or con, that could be the question of the day.
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Days are so relaxing when you are retired. :D
(Did I type that) ;D
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Days are so relaxing when you are retired. :D
Retired people like to rub it in to the working folk.
(Did I type that 8*)
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Folk singers tell about the fabric of American life.
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Life is good when you are above ground and on the right side of the fence.
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Fence(s) can create hostility between neighbors if the fences become unsightly.
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Unsightly landscapes need work.
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Work is for those people that are continuing to feed my monthly Social Secuirty payments so that I can stay retired.
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Retired at the end of a long day means falling asleep.
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Asleep at the wheel is a dangerous place to be.
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Retired, And it feels so good!!!
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Good friends usually retire at the same time.
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Time is of the essence for retired folks.
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Folks, that is all!
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All retired people should have time for some laughs.
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Laughs are great and when shared even better.
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Better get to bed or I won't be able to get up in the morning.
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Mornings are not my favorite time of day.
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Day(s) are few until I am back in Michigan
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Michigan used to be known as the water,winter wonderland.
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Wonderland(s) are usually just a fantasy.
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Fantasy can be a nice distraction as long as it does not take the place of reality.
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Fantasy can be a nice distraction as long as it does not take the place of reality.
Reality is for people that can't handle drugs.
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Drugs, used improperly, can destroy a brain.
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Brain disorders like migraines and narcolepsy are treatable.
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Treatable is a difficult word to start a sentence.
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Treatable is a difficult word to start a sentence.
Sentence(s) can be used to express ones thoughts.
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Thoughts of loved ones keep servicemen busy while overseas.
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Overseas is where a lot of the jobs are now.
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Overseas is where a lot of the jobs are now.
Now is the time to plan that summer vacation.
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Vacation is every day for those of us who are retired. (hehe)
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Retired people have time to pursue their hobbies.
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Hobbies are a good way to relieve stress.
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Stress can destroy your health.
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Health is a science of hygiene.
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Hygiene is an important part of daily living.
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Living each day to the fullest is the way to live!
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Live each day as though it is your last.
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Last call for alcohol.
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Last call for alcohol.
Alcohol, depending on the person, can be used wisely, by some as a crutch and yet by others as a club.
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Club Med used to be a decent vacation venue.
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Venue for some preachers is the street corner.
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Cornering the pool boy can get you into trouble.
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Trouble is my middle name.
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Name, address and telephone number are usually asked for when a directory is compiled.
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Compiled data is used when taking a census
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Census takers visit every home.
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Home is where the heart is, not simply where you hang you hat.
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"Hat", being an object, is an incorrect work to begin a sentence, instead you should use "the hat". (he,he)
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Hat(e) is an emotion that should be laid to rest.
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Rest is for the weary and also for a benefit for retired people.
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People who are retired sometimes work harder than when they were employed.
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Employed workers are becoming scarce these days.
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Days will feel longer after the time change this Sunday.
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Sunday,Bloody,Sunday was U2's first hit single.
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Single now for five years and I don't know if want to be married again.
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Again, I am tired of this happening all the time.
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Time to make the donuts.
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Donuts are a vice for many.
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Many choices will spoil your child.
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Child honey let me tell you, it was terrible back there tonight.
(I HONESTLY heard this today as one of my very southern employees were leaving for the day)
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Tonight is the last night home for my son. :-\
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Tonight is the last night home for my son. :-\
Son of eriemermaids leaving her tomorrow.....sorry to hear that!
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Thanks :)
That slideshow we watched last night was soooo boring!
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Boring tools,like an auger,are used when digging fence posts.
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Posts, in some threads, are predictable.
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Predictable events are usually told to us by prophets.
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Prophets of the Old Testament were correct on almost every prediction.
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Predictions often come true.
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True or False, Pickleweasel is a funny word.
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(my) Word of the day today is sciolism.
(I don't know where I am going to try to say that one today!!)
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Sciolism is a street in Ann Arbor.
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Arbors around here look like they are being held up by dead vines.
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Vines are to grapes as parents are to their children.
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Children have a right to a good education.
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Education is paid for by the whole community.
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Community events are a nice way to get know people and a chance to see neighbors and friends.
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Friends are "The Family" you get to "choose."
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Friends are "The Family" you get to "choose."
Choose ~ vanilla or chocolate ice-cream.
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Choose ~ vanilla or chocolate ice-cream.
Ice-cream become part of our food group during the summer.
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Ice-cream become part of our food group during the summer.
Summer vacation will soon be here.
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Summer vacation will soon be here.
Here and now I read that this Sunday it might snow !
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Here and now I read that this Sunday it might snow !
Snow, snow, stay away or I will have a crazy day!
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Snow, snow, stay away or I will have a crazy day!
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home.
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Home run with the bases loaded is called a grand slam.
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Home run with the bases loaded is called a grand slam.
Slam on the brakes the road ahead is washed out!
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Out of my way.....I'm in a hurry and must get there quickly.
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Quickly, the kids took off their muddy shoes and ran inside for some hot chocolate.
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Chocolate covered strawberries are one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
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Chocolate covered strawberries are one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
I was already thinking of you when I ran across this Provi...
enjoy two of your favorite pleasures at the same time...
Not trying to hijack this thread...
please disregard my post for purposes of continuing the thread !!!
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Pleasures of the flesh are part of "If it happens in Vegas,it stays in Vegas".
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I was already thinking of you when I ran across this Provi...
enjoy two of your favorite pleasures at the same time...
Not trying to hijack this thread...
please disregard my post for purposes of continuing the thread !!!
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Thanks BRD, you are the B-E-S-T!!! That looks awesome. I will have to try it this weekend. You shouldn't taunt me while I'm at work and can't have one. LOL :P
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Pleasures of the flesh are part of "If it happens in Vegas,it stays in Vegas".
Vegas baby; let's go!
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Go quickly before I change my mind.
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Mind over matter is a good way to face a tough situation.
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Situation is desperate; I need a shot and a beer now!
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Now is the time to get those leftover leaves up off the grass.
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Grass, is that the stuff you smoke?
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"Smoke on the Water" is a song by Deep Purple.
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Purple Rain is another song from the same relative time frame.
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Frame your question again as I don't understand what you're asking.
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Asking questions makes you smarter.
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smarter people make the world go 'round
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'Round these parts everyone's considered a friend, 'til they ain't.
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ain't nothing wrong with the radio.
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"Radio ga ga Radio blah blah Radio what's new?"*
* Radio Ga Ga - Queen
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New England Clam Chowder is delicious when the clams aren't full of sand.
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Sand storms are terrible when caught in one without protection.
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Protection should be worn when you . . . .try to take hot things from the oven. :)
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Oven mits are good protection.
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Protection for a baseball catcher includes shin guards and a mask.
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Mask(ing) your voice on the phone is easy if you have the right equipment.
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Equipment properly maintained can last a long time without needing expensive repair work.
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Work until you are tired of it and then retire. :)
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retire(ment) is for quitters.
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Quitters never learned the "follow through" process.
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Process and procedures can be found in the manual.
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Manuel intervention is sometimes required to keep the process running.
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Running around in circles means your going nowhere.
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Nowhere to go today because I am retired. ( :P )
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Retired my car, now I can drive again.
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Again I find myself wishing it was Friday.
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Friday afernoon will be an off day for many.
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Many will be in church for the stations of the cross.
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Cross the road at the corner.
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Corner the market on Fried Pickles, and you will have Monroe eating out of your hand.
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Hand me your wallet.
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Wallet filled with money would sure help me out about right now.
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Now is all we got because yesterday is gone and tomorrow never comes.
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Comes to this time of evening, and I start noddin' off somethin' fierce.
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Fierce fighting today on the front.
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Front and center right now :o - ok, please ! :)
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Please Mr. Postman,bring me my tax return check.
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Check the mail because income tax checks only get delivered on Saturdays and Mondays.
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Check the mail because income tax checks only get delivered on Saturdays and Mondays.
Mondays get here WAAAAYYYYY to quickly.
(Note to eriemermaid: Just a reminder to you. . . That's because Monday is a work day and many of us have to go to work on that day. :D :D :D )
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Quickly replying in threads is coming in handy! :)
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Handy wipes are a good thing to have in the car to clean windows.
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Windows are a way to peek outside.
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Outside is a nice place to be when the weather is sunny.
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Sunny days can make me happy when I'm feeling blue.
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Blue skies smiling at me. (willie nelson)
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Me thinks this week is not going to be easy......
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Easy does it!
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It will make you stronger if it does'nt kill you.
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You can be the only one responsible for your acts.
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Acts of kindness never go unrewarded.
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Unrewarded acts can lead to low self-esteem.
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Self-esteem should be nurtured by family and friends.
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Friends are the flowers in our lives
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Lives of those whom we respect often have a weighty influence on what we desire for ourselves--now and in the future.
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Future events,reflect the past.
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Past experiences should help us make better decisions now and in the future.
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Future dreams are todays' prayers, with the promise of a happier life.
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Life can be beautiful!
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Beautiful actions show the true heart of a person, not the face.
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Face the music when you've done something dreadful.
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Dreadful memories can linger in our minds and make us depressed
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Bridge the gap.
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Gap jeans,have a great product
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Product information was not labeled correctly on the meat label.
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Label and date everything you put into the freezer so you can eliminate outdated food items.
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Label the boxes to say "this side up'
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Up the hill is usually a harder struggle than getting down the hill.
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Hill becomes smoother, going down into the Valley of Hope
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Hope springs eternal.
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Eternal gratitude is what I feel,when I think of my family and my friends.
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Friends of old are like gold; new friends are silver--but both are important to put into the banks of our lives.
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Lives are precious.
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Precious Pearls of Wisdom, should be worn often
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Often we forget how precious are the lives that have been brought into our circle of loved ones.
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Ones' view of the world should be seen through the eyes of a child
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Child and adult relationships should be based on mutual respect each for the other.
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Other insights are always welcome.
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Welcome is the thought of getting a good night's rest and waking to a bright, new day tomorrow.
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Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
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Life is tough, buy a helmet!
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Helmet laws are an infringement of my rights.
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Rights and wrongs are in the eye of the beholder.
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Beholder of many sights, the man had vast experience in traveling.
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Traveling all over the world,must be exciting.
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Exciting ball games are part of the teenager's lifestyle.
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Lifestyle changes come from the heart and then to the mind.
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Mind your manners!
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Manners are unforgotten when someone is starving
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Starving children all over the world are helped a great deal by some caring organizations.
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Organizations are usually started by those who understand the "needs of the people"
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Needs of people these days are greater than ever
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Ever since I was a little girl, I have been concerned about those who are impoverished.
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Impoverished nations should not be the US's concern while there are people starving in our own country.
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Country may be all we have left.
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Left to their own, the powers that be, seem to get involved where they shouldn't and ignore the really important issues on which they should concentrate.
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Concentrate on the present, learn from the past, focus on the future
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Future predictions vary from expert to expert.
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Expert? We are all experts of our own lives
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Lives are changed by the events that touch our souls.
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Souls are the seat of our intellect, emotions, and will.
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Will is what it takes to get what we want
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Want is not a word,nor a single action.
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Action is what one must do to keep his life running smoothly
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Smoothly run your hands back through your hair, lift your face to the warm sun, and walk bravely on.
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On top of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most
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Most of the time, it is difficult to fit into a day all the things that need to be done.
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Done, was he, when last I looked upon his pale face. Gone. But not forever.
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Forever you shall be in my mind and heart.
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Heart of the matter
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Matter under mind [opposite of mind over matter, isn't it?] will make the whole problem disappear.
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"Disappear into the night,"She said sadly, knowing she would never see him again.
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Again you love me like the sunrise,perfect in every possible way.
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Way back in time they found love,enternally theirs.
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Theirs was a romance that would not be repeated.
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Repeated love stories only get better, with the telling.
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Telling someone what it is like to be in love, is a near impossibility, if they have never experienced it.
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It is as beauty, "in the eye of the beholder"
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Beholder of love never hides in shadows or in darkness.
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Darkness is a very scary place for some.
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Some people will be enjoying the warm weather
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Weather is weather--like it or not!
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Not to hot or not to cold, weather is to be enjoyed or so I'm told
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Told family stories are past down to each generation.
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Generation after generation repeat the same mistakes.
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Mistakes are errors that can be corrected
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Corrected papers with very few red marks on them plus a smiley face at the top of the page makes a student happy.
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Happy days are one of the best things in life
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Life can throw one lemons but lemonade is what to make
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Make me tow the line
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Line of ancestry is traced through geneology.
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Geneology takes us back to the place of our ancestors.
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Ancestors make us who we are today
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Today we are setting the pattern for what future generations will be tomorrow.
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Tomorrow will bring us answers to questions we have today, and other answers we desire.
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Desire is a hard word to start a sentence!
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Sentence me to a life of contentment.
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Contentment is relaxation and peace in one moment.
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Moment of truth is how you react to a crisis.
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Crisis training helps you cope in hard times.
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Times are tough but so am I.
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I can do anything worth-while.
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Worth-while lessons in life should be the ones that teach us the most about life, whether they be good or bad!
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Bad things may happen to good people, but bad things happen to bad people too... I love poetic justice.
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Justice and fairness are obtained with a good lawyer and a fat wallet.
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Wallets are a good thing to keep in your purse if you are a woman.
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Woman can be a lady or a madam.
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Madam is a term that has many meanings.
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Meanings are significant if your tryng to find out about life.
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Life is for the living.
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Living large can empty your bank account fast.
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Fast cars, fast planes and drive-throughs make me wish for calmer days.
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Days of the 1950s were great days--safe, fun and wonderful.
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Wonderul family, wonderful friends,what more could one ask for.
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Forever and always, Amen.
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Amen is used to close a prayer.
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Prayer is for those that wish to commit academic suicide.
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Suicide is never an answer.
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Answer the question.
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Question the answer.
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Answer honestly and you need not question the source.
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"Source" is always a starting point in any investigation.
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Investigations should be left to those that understand the fine art of true investigative reporting.
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Reporting should should never be left to amatuers
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Amateurs often duplicate others ideas.
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Ideas come from unrelated sources
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Sources should never be revealed during an ongoing investigation.
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Investigation in general should be done to gain true results.
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Results are flawed when the incompetent do the investigation.
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Results are flawed when the incompetent do the investigation.
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Investigation is the key to solving lifes mysteries.
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Mysteries are sometimes best left unsolved.
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Unsolved puzzles are best left to the next in line.
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Line upon line; precept upon precept; here a little, there a little; that they might go, and fall backward, and be broken, and snared, and taken.
[public domain]
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Taken apart by the masses, he journeyed still, onward and upward.
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Upward is the best direction to look when you have a problem.
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Problem? do we have a problem with a society gone insane with power?
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Power has an insatiable appetite for more power.
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Power to the PEOPLE is still relavent in todays world
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World domination is every dictators dream.
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Dream on in your own little world, but it might become a nightmare.
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Nightmare on Elm St. introduced us to Freddy Kruger and his long, knifeblade fingers.
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Fingers get pointed at innocent people when you do not know the facts.
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facts are the enemy of truth.
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Truth only wins out when the liar has lost sight of the goal.
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Goal is something you aim for with focus and determination.
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Determination can overcome even the most difficult obstacles.
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Obstacles sometimes increase drive to succeed.
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"Succeed" should be the guide word as you move on toward your goal.
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"Goal" was a safe spot in childhood games of Tag.
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"Tag! You're 'It'!"
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It is fun to play 'Cat and Mouse', so long as you're the cat.
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Cat watching should be a talent learned by a mouse if he wants to live a long, healthy life.
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Life is precious, and shouldn't be wasted worrying about past mistakes.
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Mistakes, unfortunately, are one of the very best ways to learn life's lessons.
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Lessons come easily if one has an open mind and heart.
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Heart-felt gratitude is a wonderful but scarce trait.
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Trait and behavior are easily confused, behavior shows the traits of a great person.
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"Person to Person", remember when we used to make phone calls that way?
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Way to go!
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Go back to the beginning and start over.
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Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house, we go!
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Summers not here its raining outside and my hands and feet are cooollld
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Cold hands, warm heart.
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Heart-felt apologies.
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Apologies are all to often,unrelated to the incident.
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Incident can be an event of horror or profound happiness.
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happiness is something we must work on every day
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DAY-O Daylight come and me wan go home.
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Home is where my heart is.
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is that so?
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is that so?
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So I'm thinking.
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Thinking before doing is a good way to operate.
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Operate on the premise that very few people really listen to what is said to them.
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"Them thar' critters are making me plum crazy" granny said to Ellie Mae.
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Mae was under the false assumption that she could really change the world.
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World events dim in the light of a loving pet
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Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys is a must for your CD collection.
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Collection of taxes makes the Internal Revenue Service an unpopular group in most circles.
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Circles of friends should never be unbroken.
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Unbroken horses make for speedy travel.
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Travel is becoming more expensive by the day.
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Day to day you never know who you will meet.
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Meet the frog, kiss the frog, and meet the prince.
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Prince Charming where art thou?
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Thou shall not covet thy neighbors goods.
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Goods can be bought and sold, souls are kept forever.
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Forever is a long time!
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Time In A Bottle is a cool song.
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"Song of the South" was a winner movie!
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Movie reviews are a great way to find something you want to watch.
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Watch for unsupervised children; there are a whole lot of them, even after our community crisis.
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Crisis drives people to create better, stronger ties to their community.
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Community programs need more community input.
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Input can be very helpful if presented in a constructive way.
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Way, is the means to the end of a long journey.
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Journey tribute band The Frontiers will be in Detroit.
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Detroit needs revived, it sure has seen it share of problems
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Problems can be solved, when broken down into smaller issues.
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Issues should be addressed and corrected.
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corrected problems will lead to positive lives
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Lives of those we know and love need to be protected.
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Protected Species, also include the Human Species.
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Species of plants vary depending where they are on Earth.
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Earth and heaven are bound by angels wings.
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Wings of birds take them soaring through the sky.
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Sky blue is one of my favorite colors.
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Colors of the sky vary with the time of day.
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Day to day you never know what your luck will bring.
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Bring all your happiest memories, they will see you through the hard times.
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Times, events, and places trigger strong emotions.
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Emotions are stronger than the memories.
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Memories of the way we were.
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Were they really thinking of getting all the stipends.
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Stipeneds help my paychecks be worth while.
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While I was on the nature trail, I saw a bunch of turtles!
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Turtles can be found on the roadside in parts of Missouri.
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Missouri city, St. Louis, is known for its large arch.
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Arch, Could you not think of a better word.
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Words by pony express or wire can spread feelings of love.
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Love, in it's purest form, can and does overcome many hardships.
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Hardships come in many forms.
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Forms of speech can be lost in the translation.
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Translation is tricky, especially to maintain nuances.
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Nuances appreciation for fine art is more than just basic knowledge.
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Knowledge is the key to understanding,not just the "thing" but the meaning behind it.
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It has been a hot, stormy week.
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Week after week they kept repeating the same untruths hoping that repetition would change the minds of the listeners.
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Listeners make good friends.
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Listeners make the best friends or you could get paid for it and become a Counselor.
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Counselor Smith decided that it be best not to seek re-election.
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Re-election in 2010 will bring many unwanted surprises.
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Surprises are the delight of most children.
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Children are the supposed people Michael Jackson liked to touch
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Touch anything in the store and break it--you buy it!
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it is what it is
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Is that all there is?
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is that all you ever ask?
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Ask and ye shall receive.
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receive all of those phone calls
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Calls from telemarketers are the most annoying thing ever!
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Ever think we would last this long in this game?
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Game on! I'm ready!
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"Ready for me to touch you there?" Michael Jackson replied
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Replied is the answer from a trouble maker!
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Maker of dreams; builder of bridges.
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Bridges are for your mouth.
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Mouth problems sometimes arise from brain default.
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Default is having to deal with a troublemaker.
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troublemakers are the best kind of people unlike michael jackson who is a douche.
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Douche, is something that should be done to some peoples mouth,the stench is disgusting.
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Disgusting or not, it takes all kinds to make the world go around.
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Them?--meaning the children, of whom advantage was taken?--they would also be influenced negatively by the reprobate minds which insist on speaking at "below gutter level".
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Level the playing field.
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Field of Dreams was my son's favorite movie.
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Movie makers spend too much money to make worthless films
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Films are X rated if they show nudity
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Nudity in neverland ranch was a normal occurrence for Michael Jacksons guests.
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Guests like you are obsessed with Michael Jackson.....how sick!
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Sick and tired of hearing about the pop star.
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Star of David is quite beautiful.
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Beautiful is in the eyes of the beholder.
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"Beholder of life", many a woman has experienced this miracle.
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Miracle Whip is my favorite condiment on a sandwich.
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Sandwich making can be elevated to a form of art.
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Art Fleming was a good host on "EARLY" Jeopardy!
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Jeopardy is a great past-time.
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Time passes slowly when one is waiting on a pot to boil.
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Boil an egg exactly 10 minutes, remove from heat and rinse in cold water, for the perfect hard-boiled egg.
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Egg......nature's perfect food.
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Food is considered a necessity for living.
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Living is a harder task than dying.
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Dying is something no one can avoid.
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Avoid fatty foods, processed sugar and you may live longer.
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Longer summers and shorter winters would create the ideal situation.
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Situation after situation, we take a deep breath, keep our heads up and stroll quietly into the cool evening.
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Evening relaxation is a good way to prepare for a good night's sleep.
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Sleep is coming up quickly and quietly.
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Quietly I tiptoe around my grandson's crib.
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Crib sheets are so much nicer if they have sewn in mitered corners.
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Corners are a mystery, each time you turn one there could be a surprise.
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SURPISE!!! You have just won the lottery!!!
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Lottery ticket in my purse is a winner!
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Winner of the first round of Jeapordy usually wins the final question too.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Broth is delicious if seasoned correctly.
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Correctly identifying an assailant can lead to quicker apprehension.
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Apprehension can make meetings uncomfortable. :-[
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Uncomfortable things to some are perfectly ok to others
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"Others", when used as the last word in a sentence, should be followed by a period.
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Others is just brothers without the br.
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"Br" starts the word brain.
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Brain is something I wish I had more of!
(LOL)
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Of Mice and Men is one of my favorite books.
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Books are abundant in my home.
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Home is where the heart is.
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Is it time for the fireworks?
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Fireworks are tonight at the State Park.
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Park in a well lit area when out at night.
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Night sometimes brings a full moon
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Moon light creates a wonderful fall evening.
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Evening shadows bring out the best in the who love mystery.
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Mystery lovers usually are thrill seekers
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Seekers usually find what they are searching for.
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For you, my dear!
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Dear Mom, I'll be out of jail for Christmas. ;)
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Christmas is the birthday of Jesus
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Jesus died for all of us sinners.
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Sinners appear to have a little more fun.
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Fun, where sin is concerned, will not be so funny in the day of reckoning.
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Reckoning is another way of saying, avenge.
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Avenge not--it leads to relatiation.
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Retaliation brings on more anger and revenge.
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Revenge is a way of dealing with stress.
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Stress makes your blood pressure rise.
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Rise and shine for a beautiful vacation.
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Vacation is not possible if you're broke!
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Broke and tired he left the bar, wondering how to explain to his wife and children that there would be no job to go to tomorrow.
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Tomorrow is what today was yesterday.
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Yesterday I was as tired as I am today.
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Today I am going to make lasagna.
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Lasagna is one of my favorite foods.
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Foods bring about a calming sensation with a lot of people.
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People make the world go 'round!
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'round and 'round go the Boxers during the course of a match.
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Match the cards in the game of "Memory".
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memory games are great for the young and the old.
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memory games are great for the young and the old.
old people smell like death and oatmeal
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Oatmeal may lower your blood cholesterol level.
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Level headed decisions tend to have better results than quick, spur of the moment choices.
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Choices are made everyday in our lives.
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Lives are something a cat has nine of.
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Of course I can make a sentence from that.
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That and this and this and that, makes for fun or ugly spats.
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Spats are common with young married couples.
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Couples seem to live together rather than marry now a days!
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Days turn into nights a little sooner now.
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Now is the time that we should start making ourselves better persons.
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Persons of interest seem to be no longer interesting!
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Interesting TV shows seem to get cancelled more often than the boring repetitive carbon copies of CSI and Law & Order.
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"Order in the Court" says Judge Judy.
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Judy in disguise was a popular song in the late 60's.
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60's is a great age to be, you have had enough experience to make better choices.
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60's is a great age to be, you have had enough experience to make better choices.
Choices we make can either be bad or good ones.
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One's attitude and experience have much to do with the choices he/she makes.
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"Makes great decision in life easily" read Abby's fortune cookie.
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Cookie,cake or pie? That is the answer to a failed diet.
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Diet rich in fruits and vegetables is healthy.
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Healthy foods are great to help your body grow strong.
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Strong ethics and faith lead to good character.
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Character cereal is my grandkids' favorite!
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Favorite shoes, favorite dress, matching purse, it's a pleasure being a woman
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Woman is a complex human kind.
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Kind and gentle people are still in this world.
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World hunger is a big problem.
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Problem solving is the backbone of a great team.
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Team effort gets the job done!
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Done? but you just started!
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"Started working at a very young age," replied Mr. Washington, the new president.
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President Lincoln was shot in Ford Theater.
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Theater seating is sometimes staggered to give a better view for the audience.
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Audience seating was crowded, but many had Opera Glasses.
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Glasses for reading are needed as we grow "older".
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Older is usually wiser!
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Wiser is what we should be after we learn how to process and apply knowledge.
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Knowledge will help you make great choices that lead to a wonderful life.
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Life is meant to be lived to its fullest!
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"Fullest" is a word that looks weird spelled out.
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Out and about getting some shopping done.
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"Done" is a past tense of "do".
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Do a good job on any task you are asked to complete.
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Complete obedience is obedience; partial obedience is disobedience.
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Disobedience is only wrong to the obedient, so true obedience has no risk and therefore has no reward.
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Reward systems entice good behavior.
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Behavior......good or bad.....is something we all exhibit.
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Exhibit your best behavior when you are trying to make a good impression.
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Impression left of the pillow matches the teeth of my lover.
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Lover is a term of endearment.
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Endearment is something I wish I had from my husband! (LOL)
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Husband, will you please put your dirty laundry in the clothes hamper?
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Hamper is a primarily British term for a wicker basket.
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Basket by basket she hung her collection on the rafters.
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Rafters in a barn make a wonderful climbing place for children.
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Children have such wonderful imaginations, a box becomes a train, car or boat.
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Boat can float!
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Float through the air with the greatest of ease!
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Ease up on me please I had a hard day at work.
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Work and play can go hand in hand under the right circumstances.
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Circumstances seem to change with each new day.
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Day turns night, but tonight, not soon enough.
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"Enough is enough!" he said as he ended the argument.
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"Argument"? I thought it was a debate.
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Debate is something you put on the hook.
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Hook,line and sinker, that's the way to the way to a fisherman's heart.
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Heart to heart talks are special, especially with someone you care about.
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About half of the summer is gone.
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Gone are the nights of soft winter snows,Spring becomes Summer, where Fall is, no one knows.
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Knows nothing that is true.
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True is the opposite of false.
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False impressions could lead to disaster.
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Disaster can bring out the true beauty of a community.
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Community involvement is a great thing to accomplish!
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Accomplish the unexpected and you may never be the same.
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Same nonsense,different day.
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Day seems to bring new challenges with each one.
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One persons trash is anothers treasure.
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Treasure lies in the heart of the dreamer.
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Dreamer is one who can't face reality.
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Reality sets in when you find out your wife is dazed and confused.
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"Confused" is a condition in which a lot of people seem to living.
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Living paycheck to paycheck is a reality for many families.
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Families are ruined by adults who act like children.
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Children are God's greatest gift!