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Title: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 02:11:37 PM
I guess if we have to look at a dead thread - the topic may as well be "fun"  ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 18, 2014, 02:26:52 PM
Finally...

a plan to get downtown business on the rebound...

And they probably don't care anything about parking within a block or two ;) ;) ;)

(http://crackberry.com/sites/crackberry.com/files/styles/w325/public/images/wallpaper_20100804061923_10593691592.jpg?itok=2bUSaFAu)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 18, 2014, 02:40:09 PM
In fact you'll find that many "gentlemen" prefer to park a few blocks away  ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 18, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
I can just see one of these downtown now.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4jeHeICAAEe9iz.jpg:large)
Yes that is an combination Ice Cream Golf Cart Strippers Pole.
I'm sure someone can make a combination Hot dog Golf Cart Stripper Pole.
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 18, 2014, 05:39:01 PM
In fact you'll find that many "gentlemen" prefer to park a few blocks away  ;D

and then slip inside off the alley entrance :o :o :o
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on November 18, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
Hell, I'm booking a flight home now!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: SidecarFlip on November 18, 2014, 09:29:12 PM
For sure this weather will bring on rock hard nipples...... ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 19, 2014, 05:45:30 AM
I guess if we have to look at a dead thread - the topic may as well be "fun"  ;D

While we're enjoying this thread maybe we should add a 'naming contest'...

I would propose the very obvious "Custer's Last Stand"...

I certainly wouldn't consider myself an expert on Custer but I've probably read as much about 'the local boy' as many around here have...   there are multiple references to him having enjoyed 'the ladies of the night'...   especially while he was at West Point ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: ShorTea on November 19, 2014, 06:28:38 PM
Remember her? What a hoot!!! LOL


http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Elvira-Cassandra_Peterson/slides/Cassandra_Peterson_Elvira%20(379).html (http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Elvira-Cassandra_Peterson/slides/Cassandra_Peterson_Elvira%20(379).html)

This picture came up as a post from a fan page on FB, I thought it fit right in on this thread!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on November 19, 2014, 07:30:01 PM
Ahhhhhhhh, yessssss..........my first fantasy!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 20, 2014, 09:06:26 AM
Remember her? What a hoot!!! LOL


[url]http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Elvira-Cassandra_Peterson/slides/Cassandra_Peterson_Elvira%20(379).html[/url] ([url]http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Elvira-Cassandra_Peterson/slides/Cassandra_Peterson_Elvira%20(379).html)[/url]


Yes, I do happen to remember her...   some things you never forget!!!

She caught the eye of a few young men (and I imagine even some older ones) back when she had a bit part in 'Diamonds Are Forever'!

She was one of Shady Tree's Acorn girls in the Las Vegas casino scene.

(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h408/dragon8991/549ec0b3-6631-413d-9f54-f01047433629.jpg)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: ShorTea on November 20, 2014, 11:06:31 AM
She caught the eye of a few young men (and I imagine even some older ones) back when she had a bit part in 'Diamonds Are Forever'!

([url]http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h408/dragon8991/549ec0b3-6631-413d-9f54-f01047433629.jpg[/url])


How funny, I just remember watching her when I was a kid, she hosted fun/hokey horror movies, I think it was on channel 50, and was it Bill Kennedy that hosted movies on Saturday too?
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: nails on November 20, 2014, 02:03:51 PM
While we're enjoying this thread maybe we should add a 'naming contest'...

I would propose the very obvious "Custer's Last Stand"...

I think it would have to be "Frozen Custards Last Stand".

With the probable disclaimer . . . " no cherries or nuts available ".



Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 20, 2014, 03:42:41 PM
How funny, I just remember watching her when I was a kid, she hosted fun/hokey horror movies, I think it was on channel 50, and was it Bill Kennedy that hosted movies on Saturday too?


She was just doing them again on Hulu:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1Z9BBffSc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1Z9BBffSc#)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 03:10:44 PM
I can just see one of these downtown now.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4jeHeICAAEe9iz.jpg:large)
Yes that is an combination Ice Cream Golf Cart Strippers Pole.
I'm sure someone can make a combination Hot dog Golf Cart Stripper Pole.
Where do I order one of these!   
I'm guessing Brian would let me park it in front of his store from time to time  ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 21, 2014, 03:19:16 PM
Name that Brothel room eh...   

The Custer room (already submitted)
Government Room (you're sure to get screwed)
Tease n Please  (Glass window)



found an interesting read - brothel "Menu" from 1912
rated R reading... 
http://jezebel.com/5988149/brothel-menu-from-1912-is-the-dirtiest-thing-youll-read-all-day (http://jezebel.com/5988149/brothel-menu-from-1912-is-the-dirtiest-thing-youll-read-all-day)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Mayonnaise on November 21, 2014, 04:22:52 PM
Where do I order one of these!   
I'm guessing Brian would let me park it in front of his store from time to time  ;D

If you have a pickup truck, here's a couple of options. ;D
(http://image.truckinweb.com/f/webonly/1307_2013_summer_showdown/55504530+w799+h499+cr1+ar0/2013-summer-showdown-stripper-pole-in-truck-bed.jpg)

(http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/12/hitch-mounted-pole-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 24, 2014, 09:04:47 PM
I'm wondering which is blowing more - the wind or the wenches
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 24, 2014, 09:08:00 PM
Was also wondering if this thread will show up on the main Monroenews page that shows recent posts... 

I'm sure that will raise some eyes if it does  ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on November 26, 2014, 11:39:45 AM
Probably increase viewing numbers.   ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 28, 2014, 08:52:15 AM
It actually does show up on the front web page...   

If only it were to come to fruition - it would definitely increase traffic downtown !!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on November 28, 2014, 09:01:05 AM
It actually does show up on the front web page...   

If only it were to come to fruition - it would definitely increase traffic downtown !!

And I'll bet it wouldn't take long to figure out a solution to the parking either ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on November 29, 2014, 01:20:17 AM
At least in the evening you can park in the bank lots - so the brisk walk is refreshing
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on December 03, 2014, 09:28:11 AM
Hey wouldn't the Masonic Temple building be a great place for this?

Top floor with no windows...   a basement (dungeon) for those who like that...   
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on December 03, 2014, 10:01:48 AM
.......and with a pot dispensary and coffee shop on the main floor.
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on December 03, 2014, 07:46:45 PM
or a micro brewery!   We can call the 3 B's
brothel
buds
beer
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on December 03, 2014, 08:37:46 PM
I'd sell my house and get a downtown apartment.
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: BigRedDog on December 04, 2014, 09:09:22 AM
I'd sell my house and get a downtown apartment.

Maybe there's room for an apartment up in the attic ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Brian Beneteau on December 04, 2014, 09:14:20 AM
Hey wouldn't the Masonic Temple building be a great place for this?

Top floor with no windows...   a basement (dungeon) for those who like that...
Well, the top floor and ground floor have windows, but those can always be covered for you Prof.
I'd sell my house and get a downtown apartment.
If the building doesn't sell, that is the long range plan for the third floor...2-2,500+ square foot apartments. And don't worry, the elevator will haul you and Prof's drunk azzes up safely so you don't fall down the stairs!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on December 04, 2014, 01:33:38 PM
I can envision a putting green out on the patio...  and scantily clad ladies all lining up their putts

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/bd/0c/0cbd0c18358f074fdfb6924f4d8cced8.jpg)
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on December 04, 2014, 01:38:49 PM
Lining up their What?
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on December 05, 2014, 10:06:18 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/bd/0c/0cbd0c18358f074fdfb6924f4d8cced8.jpg)
Lining up their What?
You think golf is easy?   just think how long it would take to teach this lady how to grip the putter properly  ;D
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on December 05, 2014, 10:37:01 AM
Her stance over the ball is too wide open to be an accurate putter.
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Brian Beneteau on December 05, 2014, 08:23:16 PM
Her stance over the ball is too wide open to be an accurate putter.
That's why you aren't a good golfer! You can't recognize a good stance when you see it! Although she may be a bit upright!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: The Fuzz on December 05, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
So she should be bent over at her hips at about 90 degrees?
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Brian Beneteau on December 05, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
So she should be bent over at her hips at about 90 degrees?
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on December 06, 2014, 03:55:34 PM
The other thing to work on is her shoe selection...  spiked heels work much better at aerating the greens - and we all know how important soft greens can be at night!
Title: Re: Redlight district opening Downtown
Post by: Professor H on January 02, 2015, 10:35:29 AM
New year - maybe this will come true...  if the library seeks more revenues :-)