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Title: What If...
Post by: Mayonnaise on March 06, 2015, 09:25:22 PM
I saw a new game going around on Facebook and thought it might work here.
Pretty simple. Just start out with "What if" then a musician with one of their songs.

Here's a couple examples to get started.

What if Steve Miller wasn't a Joker?
What if Travis Tritt didn't have a quarter?

As on FB, see how long we can "Keep it Going".
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: AtypicalGirl on March 07, 2015, 01:21:06 PM
What if the Damn Yankees couldn't get high enough?





(Not sure if that's right - does that work, Mayo?)
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Mayonnaise on March 07, 2015, 03:21:39 PM
What if the Damn Yankees couldn't get high enough?





(Not sure if that's right - does that work, Mayo?)
Yep.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 07, 2015, 03:30:28 PM
What if America named the horse?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: AtypicalGirl on March 07, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
What if Journey stopped believing?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: sammy on March 07, 2015, 03:46:09 PM
What if Passenger's heart really was on fire.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on March 07, 2015, 03:46:32 PM
What if I was the only male stranded on an island with Kim Kardashian?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: excelsior on March 07, 2015, 03:49:05 PM
What if Mick Jagger was satisfied?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on March 07, 2015, 05:49:25 PM

What if ... The Bee Gee's knew how to mend a broken heart. 
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: livewire on March 07, 2015, 07:23:40 PM
What if...  Obama told the truth for a change?

Okay, okay!!!!  I'll keep it more realistic from now on.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 07, 2015, 08:52:46 PM
What if...  Obama told the truth for a change?

Okay, okay!!!!  I'll keep it more realistic from now on.   ;D ;D ;D

What if I told you that was spot on?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 07, 2015, 11:03:03 PM
What if... Brewer and Shipley took two tokes ?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Mayonnaise on March 07, 2015, 11:37:18 PM
What if Bob Seger didn't turn the page?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on March 08, 2015, 06:56:14 AM
What if Marvin Gay didn't hear it through the grapevines?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on March 08, 2015, 08:40:42 AM

  What if . . . Steppenwolf missed the " Magic Carpet Ride ".

Title: Re: What If...
Post by: MarissaMGB on March 08, 2015, 09:18:20 AM
What if Taylor Swift didn't "Shake It Off?"
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: livewire on March 08, 2015, 09:40:12 AM
What if Ted Nugent didn't pretend his face was a Maserati?

 ;D
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 08, 2015, 10:42:35 AM
What if the devil went up to Kentucky?
Charlie Daniels Band   
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on March 08, 2015, 12:06:18 PM
What if Love didn't hurt?

Nazareth
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Maverick on March 08, 2015, 03:44:55 PM
What if there really was "Smoke on the Water" ?
Deep Purple
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 08, 2015, 04:09:52 PM
What if the Village People stayed at the Salvation Army?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on March 08, 2015, 04:16:11 PM
What if Toby Keith had never Smoked Weed with Willie?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 08, 2015, 04:20:13 PM
What if Sugarloaf met a lady with Hazel eyes?

Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on March 08, 2015, 04:21:26 PM
LOL.....that song would have sucked!
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Mayonnaise on March 08, 2015, 05:03:55 PM
What if there really was "Smoke on the Water" ?
Deep Purple
Didn't you mean Wasn't? If I remember correctly, that song was based on an actual fire that happened at a Zappa concert.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 08, 2015, 05:33:21 PM
What if Mr. Potato Head lost his eyes?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 08, 2015, 10:22:01 PM
What if Mama was a rolling stone?
Temptations
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 08, 2015, 10:47:47 PM
What if Hilliary Clinton was beautiful?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Tiny on March 08, 2015, 10:59:54 PM
What if Led Zeppelin's stairway didn't lead to heaven?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on March 09, 2015, 07:25:01 AM


What if . . . Trini Lopez "had a hammer".
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2015, 09:44:17 AM


What if Lynyrd Skynyrd kept their bird in a cage?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 09, 2015, 05:57:36 PM
What if Hillary admitted she was a lesbian?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on March 09, 2015, 06:13:55 PM

I saw a new game going around on Facebook and thought it might work here.
Pretty simple. Just start out with "What if" then.... a musician with one of their songs.

Here's a couple examples to get started.

What if Steve Miller wasn't a Joker?
What if Travis Tritt didn't have a quarter?


Did I read this right... it's about musicians and song titles ?


Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 09, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
What if Grand Funk was a Canadian Band?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 09, 2015, 10:35:57 PM
Did I read this right... it's about musicians and song titles ?

What if I didn't read the op correctly....... ;D
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Frenchfry on March 10, 2015, 11:51:21 PM
What if Mr. Potato Head lost his eyes?
What if...bullying didn't exist?
(Answer...the republican party would have one less tactic)
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: AtypicalGirl on March 11, 2015, 12:27:08 PM
All right guys.... let's get back to the proper way to play the game... ;)



What if Rob Zombie really had a House of 1000 Corpses?    :o
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 11, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
What if Don Henley's wash machine started working?
(Dirty Laundry)
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Flanders on March 11, 2015, 12:49:24 PM
What if Meat Loaf would do anything for love?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 12, 2015, 02:46:35 AM
What if Elvis wrote about a Pit Bull instead?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Professor H on March 12, 2015, 03:00:36 PM
What if Little Richard met a short and fat Sally
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on March 12, 2015, 04:32:23 PM
 What if . . . Amy Winehouse " did go to Rehab".


She was a mess, but great music .....

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg&spfreload=10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg&spfreload=10)


Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 12, 2015, 08:30:58 PM
What if Little Big Town cancels the Monroe County Fair appearance?

There if food for thought?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: CatLady on March 13, 2015, 04:48:06 PM
What if John Denver was a city boy?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: CatLady on March 13, 2015, 04:49:24 PM
What if the rock rolled?  (Restless Heart)
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: livewire on March 13, 2015, 06:03:08 PM
What if Johnny Cash wasn't Hurt?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on March 13, 2015, 06:04:54 PM
What if 'Johnny Cash' was really money for a pay toilet?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: CatLady on March 13, 2015, 07:32:52 PM
What if Sgt. Pepper didn't have a lonely heart?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 03, 2018, 01:55:01 PM
What if the Beatles didn't need any Help?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 03, 2018, 10:23:04 PM
What if Joe Cocker didn't get high with a little help from his friends?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 04, 2018, 06:25:48 PM
What if James Brown didn't feel good?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 04, 2018, 09:36:31 PM
LOL....good one.

What if Jonathan Edwards didn't lay around the shanty and put a good buzz on?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 05, 2018, 08:15:14 AM
What if John Denver didn't get high in the Rocky Mountains?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 05, 2018, 10:39:06 AM
What if Petersburg opts in for the cannabis grow operation on Monday night??? ???
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 05, 2018, 11:55:50 AM
What would have happened if Neil Young did not Roll Another Number?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2018, 03:41:20 PM
What if a rolling stone did gather moss ?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 05, 2018, 06:48:10 PM
What if Bruce Springsteen was born in Canada?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Maverick on August 06, 2018, 12:07:02 AM
What if Petersburg passes it and 100  PTA moms show up at the next meeting ?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 06, 2018, 10:37:30 AM
What if Papa's stone didn't roll?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 06, 2018, 01:22:01 PM
What if North Korea is still building nuclear weapons?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 06, 2018, 01:22:47 PM
What if Petersburg passes it and 100  PTA moms show up at the next meeting ?

What if Holeman gets recalled for being stupid?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Maverick on August 06, 2018, 03:39:15 PM
What if stupid people couldn't run for office ?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: BigRedDog on August 06, 2018, 06:57:30 PM
What if stupid people couldn't run for office ?

We went and voted this afternoon and I was thinking almost the same thing as I looked over the ballot. 

Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 06, 2018, 11:09:44 PM
What if stupid people couldn't run for office ?

Wouldn't Randy's life had totally be different?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 07, 2018, 01:25:53 PM

What if . . . . . J. Geils dated cleaner women.   ( Love Stinks )
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 07, 2018, 01:42:52 PM
Wouldn't Randy's life had totally be different?

Wouldn't VO5 have sold less hair mousse?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 07, 2018, 01:43:07 PM

What if "Chicago" was a trans-gender band ?       ( I'm a Man . . . today )
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 07, 2018, 05:29:08 PM
What if Van's girl had blue eyes?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 08, 2018, 02:16:36 PM

 What if . . . Black Sabbath wasn't " Paranoid ".


 What if . . . Dr. John was at the " Wrong place, at the Right time. "
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 09, 2018, 06:51:00 PM
What if Peter Wolf didn't get lost?

J Geils Band
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 09, 2018, 07:08:39 PM
What if Mick Jagger had never gone taboo enough at the time to sample Brown Sugar?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 10, 2018, 10:40:54 AM

  What if . . . Sir Mix-A-Lot liked " Big Feet " better than " big butts ".
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 10, 2018, 12:25:33 PM
What if William Tell missed?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 10, 2018, 04:13:58 PM
What if the devil was wearing a red dress instead of blue?

Mitch Ryder
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on August 10, 2018, 06:24:07 PM
What if Donald Trump is a closet homosexual?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 12, 2018, 01:27:12 PM
What if Johnny  B wasn't so good?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Maverick on August 13, 2018, 07:22:50 PM
What if---people that second guessed politicians offered a reasonable solution to what they were complaining about
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 13, 2018, 09:38:08 PM
A lot have the answer.....just ask them.   ;)
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: BigRedDog on August 14, 2018, 10:03:01 AM
What if---people staff that second guessed politicians the boss offered a reasonable solution to what they were complaining about

I don't have any staff these days (well, my wife, but she's never been shy about sharing her 'opinion' with me anyway).

I always had an 'open door' policy and was willing to listen to criticism and opposing opinions for my business policies. 

My 'policy' for me listening to your criticism is you weren't allowed to just say you didn't like something.  I wanted to hear your well though out solution and if possible a second 'middle of the road' solution that might work and be a bit of a compromise between our opinions.  In other words...   think...   don't just 'b i t c h'!!!
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 14, 2018, 11:47:20 AM
What if the stairway didn't go to heaven?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 14, 2018, 02:59:00 PM

 What if . . . the highway didn't go to Hell.     ( AC/DC )


What's that tell you about traffic?
A stairway to Heaven, but a highway to Hell.

Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 14, 2018, 06:28:47 PM
Speaking of Traffic.......what if they couldn't of heard the Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 15, 2018, 05:17:50 PM
What if Dave Mason wasn't feeling alright?

Love Traffic
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: The Fuzz on August 15, 2018, 07:21:54 PM
Yea, me too, Big Time!  Very good music writers and composers.......great style of notes for that time!

What if Mason Profit's Executioner hadn't walked up to the noose?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on August 16, 2018, 02:56:23 PM

What if . . . Gladys Knight took the " Midnight Train to Monroe ".


What if . . . Cream wasn't " Born under a Bad Sign ".

Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 17, 2018, 04:24:04 PM
What if Donovan was talking about Moonlight Batman?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Monroe Native on August 21, 2018, 06:03:18 PM
What if there wasn't a designated hitter?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: FritzTheKat on August 27, 2018, 04:05:42 PM
What if Blind Faith found their way home?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on November 21, 2018, 05:55:03 PM
What if Eric Clapton was tone deaf?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on November 26, 2018, 12:10:19 PM


   What if . . . You didn't believe in magic.  Lovin' Spoonfull
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on November 26, 2018, 06:47:37 PM
What if Ray Charles hadn't been blind....?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: nails on December 06, 2018, 10:45:11 AM


  What if ... “ That Was The Week That Was “   wasn’t.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on December 14, 2018, 12:52:30 PM
What if the Monroe County Road Commision actually did their job and maintained secondary roads?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: blue2 on December 14, 2018, 05:13:51 PM
Their job is maintaining the interstates so they make more money...
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on December 14, 2018, 10:08:13 PM
What if the Monroe County Road Commission stuck to it's mission statement which is serving the people of Monroe County instead of being concerned with making money???

What if the MCRC sold all it's real estate holdings and put then revenue derivived from those sales back into the county coffers...

What if the MCRC actually did their job instead of playing political football?

What if the MCRC wasn't union?

What if the management actually managed instead of playing nursemaid to their employees?

What if the MCRC quit hiring friends and family over qualified candidates?

I could go on forever with those clowns.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Monroe Native on January 07, 2019, 06:27:53 PM
What if the Lions won a playoff game?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: blue2 on January 08, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
I don't see politicians at any level getting better.  it's going to continue to deteriorate.  As long as voters have enough money to do what they are use to doing they keep voting for the same clowns.  look how bad it's gotten in Calif with Newsome now the governor. Hard to believe he received that many votes legally..
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on January 08, 2019, 12:35:50 PM
I don't see politicians at any level getting better.  it's going to continue to deteriorate.  As long as voters have enough money to do what they are use to doing they keep voting for the same clowns.  look how bad it's gotten in Calif with Newsome now the governor. Hard to believe he received that many votes legally..

What if he didn't?  Who is to really say one way or another.

The system is rigged and has been for a long time.  Newsome is a moonbeam.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Monroe Native on January 08, 2019, 05:29:32 PM
Who cares if the system is rigged as long as we get social justice and free ****?
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on January 08, 2019, 07:37:47 PM
Who cares if the system is rigged as long as we get social justice and free ****?

Come on, you know there is no such thing as free shitte, despite what Cortez says or any other liberal says.  Far as social justice, have to ask Pelosi about that.  Doubt you'd get a sane answer.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: blue2 on January 09, 2019, 09:20:53 AM
Hearing last night the goofy mayor of NYC promising free health care for all.  They can't even pay for what they have now..
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: SidecarFlip on January 09, 2019, 09:52:47 AM
Hearing last night the goofy mayor of NYC promising free health care for all.  They can't even pay for what they have now..

Di Blowso is a snowflake and talk is cheap.  Just like Bernie Sanders making promises.  Politicians don't keep many promises and have very short memories too.

Bottom line is...  Nothing is free, not even the air you breathe.  You ultimately pay for everything, including your ultimate demise.
Title: Re: What If...
Post by: Monroe Native on January 09, 2019, 01:25:29 PM
Hearing last night the goofy mayor of NYC promising free health care for all.  They can't even pay for what they have now..

Free Health Care on both coasts!

Utopia!

Only us rubes in the middle will be lacking.