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Re: Sports Jokes
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2013, 04:48:04 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2013, 06:44:54 PM »

LOL, funny stuff.
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« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2013, 08:08:35 AM »

Why did the Lions fan look so confused?

He was holding the paper right side up and the Lions were at the top!
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« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2014, 08:28:07 AM »

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« Reply #49 on: February 03, 2014, 01:51:55 PM »

What do you call a group of men that gather
to watch the Super Bowl every year?

The Lions
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Re: Sports Jokes
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2014, 01:31:02 PM »

Funny and somewhat true!  ;D

http://youtu.be/Px1rzF0JaMY


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« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2014, 11:10:03 PM »

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« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2014, 08:32:12 AM »

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Re: Sports Jokes
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2014, 10:31:30 AM »

Biggest sports joke right now is the 2014 Michigan Wolverine football team.

It's official Brady Hoke has got to go.
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« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2014, 09:59:59 PM »

Where is Tressel?
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« Reply #55 on: September 23, 2014, 06:18:51 AM »

He is President of Akron University.

I guess that speaks volumes of the integrity of that institution.

The Mad Hatter is throwing games to he will be ready to be hired this time.

I am guessing Brandon won't be in the mood for a reach next time around.
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« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2015, 12:02:14 PM »

10 things you say in golf that sound dirty

10.  You need to adjust your grip
9.   It bends a little to the left
8.  Keep your head down
7.  We have a threesome, care to join us?
6.  Try choking down on the shaft
5.  How many strokes was that
4.  I'm pretty good with my short putts
3.  Spread your legs a little more
2.  Get in the hole, get in the hole
1.  anything with the words  Ball Washer... 
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« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2015, 09:59:19 AM »

Golf Ball Markers

A golfer walks into the pro shop at
the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The
golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00. The guy gives the golf pro
a dollar. The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in and
hands him a dime.
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Re: Sports Jokes
« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2015, 02:57:00 PM »

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Re: Sports Jokes
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2015, 12:22:42 PM »

Poor guy......who would have ever thought that a blonde swinging a 7 iron at a man of his talents could have taken him to where he is now.
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