Is that an attempt at a chicken joke? LOL can I just say one word? (I am assuming you are saying yes go ahead - so here is my word) BOOOOOOOOO! lol
No, it wasn't an attempt at a chicken joke. I am really feeling peckish. Honest!
Next, you'll be calling me an egghead.
Did that make you cock your head?
And no, before you ask, I'm not hen-pecked.
Crap. There's that word again.