No... Seriously, I came to save you from a pale dragon called Boredom. Don't believe me I'll mail you one of its toenails.
EEEUUWWWW NO NO NO
Funny story...or actually an sick story....
My college roommates dad was a riot....a very off the wall and funny sense of humor. He was always trying to keep us light spirited and cheerful. We were always saying we needed treats and snacks for late night studying and he would send us stuff.
One day we went to our mail box and this package came addressed to both of us from him.
He had clipped his toenails and sent them to us so we could at least make toenail soup if we got really desperate.
It was so sick we both laughed so hard we had tears - thinking about him clipping his nails and placing them in this pretty little box...wrapping them and mailing them.