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One day we went to our mail box and this package came addressed to both of us from him.
He had clipped his toenails and sent them to us so we could at least make toenail soup if we got really desperate.

It was so sick we both laughed so hard we had tears - thinking about him clipping his nails and placing them in this pretty little box...wrapping them and mailing them.     

ROFL!! Grosssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!! 

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EEEUUWWWW NO NO NO

Funny story...or actually an sick story....

My college roommates dad was a riot....a very off the wall and funny sense of humor.   He was always trying to keep us light spirited and cheerful.  We were always saying we needed treats and snacks for late night studying and he would send us stuff.

One day we went to our mail box and this package came addressed to both of us from him.
He had clipped his toenails and sent them to us so we could at least make toenail soup if we got really desperate.

It was so sick we both laughed so hard we had tears - thinking about him clipping his nails and placing them in this pretty little box...wrapping them and mailing them.     

Ew!  I hope he didn't send a jar of toe jam from under those nails.

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Ew!  I hope he didn't send a jar of toe jam from under those nails.

No jam.  He did send us a singing bear once....we stood there laughing at this big bear....it was s crazy song he had made up.  All through the song the bear would pull out surprises....pretty cool huh? 

 HOLD on....last verse......this bear whips out 2 cans of Silly String and sprays us BAD!  Man was that bear fast