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The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« on: October 02, 2010, 09:39:03 PM »

Pick the month you were born, then the day you were born. Follow that up with the color of the shirt you are wearing today.

Months-

January: I made out with...
February: I molested...
March: I smoked...
April: I killed...
May: I jerked off...
June: I fingered...
July: I licked...
August: I sucked...
September: I hugged...
October: I slept with...
November: I stabbed...
December: I eye-gouged...

Day-
1: ... a trunk...
2: ... a bisexual...
3: ... a black pornstar...
4: ... a cat...
5: ... a bag of weed...
6: ... a toothbrush...
7: ... a crackhead *****...
8: ... a prostitute...
9: ... John Gotti...
10: ... a Mexican...
11: ... a homosexual...
12: ... Paris Hilton...
13: ... an overweight Asian man...
14: ... a lesbian...
15: ... rice...
16: ... a Jew...
17: ... your mother...
18: ... a cow...
19: ... a dog...
20: ... an orange...
21: ... a horse...
22: ... a drug dealer...
23: ... a disease-ridden w****...
24: ... a pickled onion...
25: ... Ralph Fiennes...
26: ... some french fries...
27: ... a homeless guy...
28: ... The Muffin Man...
29: ... Jerry Seinfeld...
30: ... a bottle of vodka...
31: ... Santa Claus...

Shirt Color-

White: ... because I love marijuana.
Black: ... because my wrists are bleeding.
Pink: ... because I love giving blowjobs.
Red: ... because I have amazing boobs.
Blue: ... because I'm a damn martian.
Polka Dots: ... because I hate my life.
Purple: ... because I'm gay.
Grey: ... because I'm Rick James, *****!
Orange: ... because I have double Ds.
Green: ... because I have an extremely small penis.
Turquoise: ... because I'm beautiful.
Other: ... because I smoke crack.
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 09:42:58 PM »

March 5 white
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 09:54:33 PM »

I fingered a lesbian because my wrists were bleeding.   :o
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 10:05:08 PM »

I eye-gouged an overweight Asian man because I have amazing boobs.
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 10:27:29 PM »

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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 10:34:19 PM »

I eye-gouged... a bag of weed...  because I'm a damn martian.

That's amazing... How did it know that I am a martian?
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 11:10:04 AM »

I hugged your mother because my wrist are bleeding,   ???8* :o
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 11:23:51 AM »

I hugged a Mexican because I have an extremely small penis!
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 11:27:33 AM »

I fingered a bottle of vodka, cause I'm Rick James biat**!!
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 11:48:05 AM »

I smoked a bag of weed because I am a Martian
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2011, 12:02:49 PM »

I eye-gouged a pickled onion because my wrists are bleeding....
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 05:48:23 PM »

I jerked off a pickled onion because I have amazing boobs.


PS i was really drunk
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 07:56:13 PM »

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I licked a jew because I'm a damn Martian?

I've seen a few I'd not mind licking................. ;D
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 08:25:38 PM »

I sucked John Gotti...because I have amazing boobs!!!!  8)

LMAO!!!!!!! :D
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Re: The month, day, color-of-your-shirt game!
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »

I sucked John Gotti...because I have amazing boobs!!!!  8)

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