I'll let you borrow it if you promise to give me back Baltimore. 
I have it in my pretty little hands right now. I'll bring it home with me tonight and if you ever decide to come and drink that 12 pack with me, it's yours LOL.
Seriously though, I just can't stomach The Stand. It's boring the hell out of me. I need a good thirller preferably post apocalyptic. Nothing has satisfied me since reading Swan Song. Well, except for H.P. Lovecraft. But those are just short stories. I need a good long read!