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« on: November 21, 2007, 02:20:34 PM »

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front
of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even
though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating
through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and
honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very
serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car
with her hands up. He took her to the police station where
she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed
in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and op ened the door. She was escorted
back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for
this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate
holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper Sticker,
And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk,
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other." - Mother Teresa
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