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[Mayonnaise]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
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"And tell me, would you rather be a Hammer or a Nail?"

The Big Green Book of Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss
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That's what I get for being too close to one of my grandsons' books.

[Will Sweat]

LOL . . . now that's funny.  "If it had been dry for a spell, dust swirled around, and I had to breath through my nose to keep from eating grit." . . .

Three Little Words (a memoir) Ashley Rhodes-Courter

[BigRedDog]

Very, very interesting

From an old

(handwritten inscription on the inside cover shows it was given as a Christmas gift in 1943)

copy of Outdoor Life Cyclopedia...

Page 45 is part of the chapter "Worm fishing takes skill"

The first full sentence:

"Using this method, first start the boat drifting with the wind so that it will pass over productive water."

[Will Sweat]

Very, very interesting

From an old

(handwritten inscription on the inside cover shows it was given as a Christmas gift in 1943)

copy of Outdoor Life Cyclopedia...

Page 45 is part of the chapter "Worm fishing takes skill"

The first full sentence:

"Using this method, first start the boat drifting with the wind so that it will pass over productive water."

Now that's a "good ol'day" I could get behind :-)

[Skittelroo]

My page 45 was completely blank 

(Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen)

[Aunt Lisa]

 Claimed by the Highlander by Jullianne MacLean

  "His mouth found hers, and the intimacy of the connection was too much for her to take."


 Well now I know this game is not real and just for fun or I wouldn't have to read books like this 

[ShorTea]

This is just funny!!! I had a small pile of books from a rummage sale, I looked over and it was "Moby Dick" on top of the pile. I thought "oh swell, like that's gonna turn out crappo!" Anyway, this is what I found:

"We felt very nice and snug, the more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room."

Must say 2012 is looking up! 

[Baggins]

"These parts are none too well known, and too near the mountains"

The Hobbit...

[sammy]

Given the long-standing belief that acidic marinades tenderize tough meat, we created four recipes using four popular acids:yoghurt, wine, vinegar, and fruit juice. Cook's illustrated guide to grilling and barbecue. ... Who knew?

[Tiny]

"Choose the fields that will appear on the labels"

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