I came across some ideas that might help you out.
Redneck wine glasses: http://familycrafts.about.com/od/makinggaggifts/ss/Redneck-Wine-Glass-Craft.htm
Maxi-pad slippers: http://familycrafts.about.com/od/giftstomake/ss/Maxi-Pad-Slippers-Craft.htm
Duct tape projects (you can probably do a search for more ideas) : http://www.onlineschools.org/2009/08/11/100-awesome-ways-to-use-duct-tape-in-your-dorm-room/
(more miscellaneous ideas). The funniest ideas! My favorite was the Belly Button Blow Dryer:
The Belly Button Blow Dryer is a fun novelty gift idea for the Person who Has Everything & is nearly impossible to shop for.
an ordinary flexible drinking straw attached to a card that says:
Instructions: Take deep breath. Place one end of dryer in mouth. Bend over. Place other end of dryer near belly button. Blow. Repeat if necessary.
CAUTION * Do NOT inhale when dryer is near belly button
Or maybe the Guaranteed Bug Killer:
2 Small blocks of wood, labeled Block "A" and Block "B"
Print the following instructions and attach with a nice ribbon:
Directions for Use: Place bug on Block "A" and smash with Block "B".