Hard to miss a car with SEC Cheerleaders
From left to right: Miss Arkansas, Miss Mississippi, Miss Alabama, and Miss Auburn (SEC fans are so stupid... most still openly wonder what the capitol of Auburn is....)
Not pictured: Miss Louisiana could not get a day off of work from her day job as the LSU football drug and weapons dealer (meaning she is a sporting goods associate at the local Wal-Mart with access to the pharmacy). Miss Georiga, Miss South Carolina and Miss Missouri had previous engagements performing in the Miss Belle of the South pageant aka the "Miss Looks Better by Comparison" pageant, a pageant that Miss Florida and Miss Kentucky were scheduled to appear. However, Miss Kentucky ended up making an appearance in her county's local jail walking through the cell block naked as part of the sheriff's "Scared Straight" program and Miss Florida was horribly disfigured after petting an alligator she thought "looked cute like her baby nephew".