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[Pax]

  As one who fully endorses getting FemiNazis' (and cuckholded husbands') cackles up at every opportunity I couldn't help but chuckle at this "Top 10 List."  Enjoy!

10 Ways Women Can Wreck Their Marriage

If some of you ladies want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good husband to insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another woman, or to a divorce attorney, or just shrivel him up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes you as he dies a slow, emotionally tortuous death, well then . . . this is your lucky day.

Here are 10 surefire principles that’ll make your husband more miserable than Donald Trump forced to watch Rosie river dance naked.

1. Nag your Husband. One way to torture your hubby is to be a nerve grating, contentious, non-stop dripping faucet of faultfinding and finger pointing.

2. Criticize your husband in public. Yep, publicly shame him. Become an expert at unveiling anything about your spouse that’ll cause him to want to jump in front of a speeding bus.

3. Keep Him On a Short Leash. By short leashing your mate with insane limits your man will quickly feel like a stupid son, controlled by you, his new petulant mommy.

4. Become a Drama Queen. Make the atmosphere of your home tense. Make it crazy. I mean … crazy.

5. Hate his Friends. Sever the ties your companion has with those who have walked to hell and back with him because now . . . it’s all about you. You especially want to steer him clear of friends who feel the liberty to shed light on you, the interesting wife.

6. Hate his hobby. Your goal is to joy steal any pleasure that can be had by the poor schlep. And anyways you don’t want him to enjoy anything that you don’t like. [take away fishing pole]

7. Cut him off sexually. It’s not enough to rag and ridicule him and then run his friends off. No, you must go the second mile and turn into the Sex Nazi. No sex for you!

8. Get your family involved in your marriage. Forget this leave and cleave stuff the Bible dictates. If you want your union to unravel then you’ve got to gang tackle your husband with “The Family.”

9. Never apologize. If, in the odd event you do something that hurts your husband never, I mean never, apologize. You . . . apologize? Please.

10. Do we really need a number 10?

     One sentient commenter added this truism:  “Women marry men thinking they will change, men marry women thinking they WON’T change,"  which explains another's candidate for #10 on the list (my personal favorite with all the local Double-wide Denizens in mind:)  10. Get married weighing 120, celebrate 3rd anniversary weighing 230.

 

[The Fuzz]

LOL Pax, I'm surprised this topic didn't pick up some dialog or debate.  I would have expected at least one woman to post a Top 10 ways men can wreck their marriage.

Something to do with financial issues be it total contribution to the union, or never enough money would have been on the list.

[BigRedDog]

LOL Pax, I'm surprised this topic didn't pick up some dialog or debate.  I would have expected at least one woman to post a Top 10 ways men can wreck their marriage.

Something to do with financial issues be it total contribution to the union, or never enough money would have been on the list.

I kind of thought along the same line Fuzz...

what is it they say about missed "opportunities"

[Skittelroo]

I kind of thought along the same line Fuzz...

what is it they say about missed "opportunities"

Aww, c'mon guys.   None of us here would ever do any of those things on the list.       Just let the guy think he's always right and things usually go along quite smoothly.   

[The Fuzz]

LOL, an admission of guilt!

Come on Ladies, sure there are some.......like being referred to as the ball and chain, the old lady, my woman, "Why isn't supper cooked?", "Why are we out of groceries?", or my favorite.....Why did you have to bring that up out of the past for?".

[eriemermaid]

There is only one biggie for me: They kick the bucket before it is time!