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How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« on: August 03, 2012, 05:51:26 PM »

     I don't remember where I stumbled on this little gem but I copied it to my hard-drive and just have to share it.  A woman speaker at some gathering is explaining to the crowd how her 8 yr. old started out asking some rather innocent questions and the conversation rolled significantly downhill from there.  But what a scream it is... ;D
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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 06:19:03 PM »

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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 11:53:14 AM »

If I remember right Julia Sweeney was the actress who played Pat on SNL.
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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 01:16:51 PM »

I'm howling with laughter!! Tears are streaming!! ;D ;D ;D

Oh, that was hilarious..... I needed that big laugh today. Thanks for posting!!
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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 02:21:28 PM »

Is now the time to take off my pants?
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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 06:27:10 PM »

That was great!  And I too needed that laugh!  Thanks!

Now I have to watch it again . . . . . .   :D
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Re: How Not to Explain the Birds & the Bees to your kid
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 06:33:25 PM »

LIKE

It's so hilarious!!!  ;D
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