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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2013, 11:42:56 PM »

Stop drinking the toilet water!!!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2013, 11:44:36 PM »

Stop licking your balls
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2013, 11:59:15 PM »

get in your cage - Now
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2013, 06:06:48 AM »

If you don't straighten yourass out now I'm dumping you out in the country.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2013, 07:06:50 AM »

"Stop licking me so much!!"
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2013, 07:37:24 AM »

LOL.....gonna be hard to beat that one.  Gonna watch for a while now.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2013, 07:59:43 AM »

why are you sniffing my crotch
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2013, 08:01:30 AM »

No question, but the answer I typically hear......."I need more money!"
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2013, 08:50:31 AM »

Get your nose out of there
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2013, 09:14:38 AM »

don't sniff my butt!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2013, 09:18:34 AM »

The big red dog very seldom makes a quick trip outside to go potty.  She is certainly an outdoor dog at heart.  No matter how anxious she may have been to get outside she will walk far enough from the back door to figure out which direction the wind is blowing.  Then she will put her nose into the wind and stand there for the longest time taking in all the different smells.  We tease her that she's 'reading the news'.  It's even funnier to watch her when we let her out after we've been somewhere without her.  She will run out and go around and sniff all 4 tires...   we figure she can get some idea of where we've been by sniffing them.  Anyway, all of this can be pretty time consuming and sometimes I'm in a bigger hurry than she is so I'll say:

OK, get outside and go potty...   and if you hurry back in I'll have a treat for you!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2013, 10:23:42 AM »

For cat owners.

Get you A** out of my face!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2013, 11:00:04 AM »

Stop humping my leg.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2013, 06:04:55 PM »

Damn, you stink!
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2013, 08:42:59 PM »

Now go back and bury that.
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