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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2015, 07:33:36 PM »
Cute belly.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2015, 08:01:24 PM »
Are you in heat AGAIN?
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2015, 08:02:53 PM »
Nice expanse....  (in reference to my pup's belly....)
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2018, 04:17:20 PM »
You're whiskers tickle
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2018, 11:30:49 AM »
Quit cleaning your butt, we have company..... ;D

Don't whizz on Aunt Molly's tires (with her standing there)..... ;D

Do you really have to take a dump here?.... ;D

It's not polite to fart in an enclosed room with guests............ ;D

Big black dog does all the above, regularly....
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2018, 12:29:40 PM »
Quit trying to sit on my face...
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2018, 04:20:12 PM »
Quote from: FritzTheKat on July 31, 2018, 12:29:40 PM
Quit trying to sit on my face...

That sounds like a typical cat to me.  All they want to do is show you their butthole.
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2018, 09:32:45 PM »
Quote from: FritzTheKat on July 31, 2018, 12:29:40 PM
Quit trying to sit on my face...

LOL.....EXCELLENT!

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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2018, 12:31:36 PM »
Quote from: SidecarFlip on July 31, 2018, 04:20:12 PM
That sounds like a typical cat to me.  All they want to do is show you their butthole.
Quite right sir...
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Re: Things you say to your pet but not your significant other
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2018, 12:33:50 PM »
Quote from: The Fuzz on July 31, 2018, 09:32:45 PM
LOL.....EXCELLENT!


I thought you'd like that one...
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