A young man named Donald bought a dog from a farmer for $250.The farmer
agreed to deliver the dog the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son,
but I have some bad news… the dog died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said,
“Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead dog.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to
raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead dog!” Donald said, “Sure I
can… Watch me… I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with
that dead dog?” Donald said, “I raffled him off”.“I sold 500 tickets at $5 a
piece and made a profit of $2495.” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back.”
Donald has now moved into the White House.