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Re: Dog Stories
« Reply #150 on: April 03, 2019, 06:25:27 PM »

The end game does suck, big time, but you have to remember the 99.5 % of your time together. That was the best.

Which is why I grieve, I miss my old pooches, but I love the silly playful puppy that comes next.

It's mostly good.  I wouldn't give that up for anything.
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« Reply #151 on: April 04, 2019, 09:16:45 AM »

We prefer grown dogs especially cast off's.  Already trained so no messes.  Why I don't like kids either, especially babies.  babies only do 3 things, pee, poop and puke....  and then they grow up to be liberal snowflakes.
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Re: Dog Stories
« Reply #152 on: April 04, 2019, 09:17:20 AM »

maybe 4,,,,,,,,cry
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« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2019, 09:19:40 AM »

maybe 4,,,,,,,,cry

Stuff a pacifier in it's trap and no crying.
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« Reply #154 on: April 04, 2019, 09:14:33 PM »

We prefer grown dogs especially cast off's.  Already trained so no messes. 

Only if you are lucky - and some idiot didn't ruin them.
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« Reply #155 on: April 16, 2019, 07:51:34 PM »

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« Reply #156 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:00 PM »

Only if you are lucky - and some idiot didn't ruin them.

You've met our latest family member.  What do you think?  I'd say Mr. Quincy is pretty well a pushbutton dog.
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