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« Reply #6150 on: April 20, 2019, 12:44:06 PM »

I don't think the Dems can keep her alive for another 5 or 6 years

What embalming fluid is for.... ;D
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« Reply #6151 on: April 21, 2019, 07:40:01 PM »



Beating a Dead Donkey


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« Reply #6152 on: April 21, 2019, 09:23:15 PM »

The dems are in it over their heads so they aren't going to give it up.  I think they have looked at the alternatives and decided if they go along with the Mueller report that Trump is an angel they'll take a beating at the polls even among some of their supporters.  if they stay the course, at least all the liberals will stick with them
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« Reply #6153 on: April 24, 2019, 10:05:03 AM »



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« Reply #6154 on: August 23, 2019, 08:34:37 AM »



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« Reply #6155 on: August 23, 2019, 09:34:53 AM »

That's pretty good!
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« Reply #6156 on: August 24, 2019, 09:55:53 AM »




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« Reply #6157 on: August 24, 2019, 10:03:06 AM »

ha ha,  that's classic..
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« Reply #6158 on: August 25, 2019, 07:12:47 PM »

Listening to Ben Shapiro podcast where he was having discussion with some of his fellows.

Most folks know about Pocahontas, aka Liz Warren. Well one of Ben's buds asked if they saw
Liz dancing to an Aretha Franklin song and how laughably bad she was. Then another piped up "yeah, but when she was done it started to rain."
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« Reply #6159 on: September 16, 2019, 06:22:04 PM »



It’s not factually correct, but it is morally correct:   :)

New York Times Reveals Source On Kavanaugh Allegations Was Reputable Nigerian Prince




NEW YORK, NY—Many people criticized the New York Times' recent piece bringing to light new and recycled Brett Kavanaugh allegations, especially after the website issued a disclaimer admitting basically nobody remembered the alleged incident.

But the Times is standing by its story, going so far as to reveal its source: a reputable Nigerian prince who emailed the investigative reporters offering information in exchange for funds to be wired via MoneyGram.

"The Nigerian prince contacted us and said he had dirt on Kavanaugh, and who were we to question his story?" said Kate Kelly, one of the reporters who worked on the piece and new book on Kavanaugh. "Who  do we look like, Dick Tracy? If Nigerian royalty contacts you asking for a million dollars and promises you information on Kavanaugh, you have to act on that kind of lead."

The Times reproduced the email the Nigerian prince sent them:

SUBJECT: I AM CONTACT YOU IN RESPECT OF FAMILY GOLD TREASURE FOR KAVANAH INFO

FROM: LEGITIMATENIGERIANPRINCEMAN

Dear sirs and/or madams,

My name is Bob Smith.I have very much need of reliable persons and it is my reason for contacting you today.I have a very big family treasure in the sum of $1,000,000 U.S. pounds and need this money extradited out of the country immediately.I hear you are in need of many information on Bret Kavanah the evil white devil judge.If you help me I am very willing to help you in return with money of a sizable nature.But first I require funds to come via wire and when wired money has come I will be able to leave my country and come to you with even more riches than your most wild imaginations can contain.Thank you for listening today but we will here from you soon.

HIS MAJESTY BOB SMITH

HIGHEST PRINCE OF NIGERIA AND COOL GUY

"As you can see," Kelly continued, "this was pretty well-researched and the source was pretty darn reputable."

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-reveals-source-on-kavanaugh-allegations-was-reputable-nigerian-prince

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« Reply #6160 on: September 16, 2019, 08:10:32 PM »

Looks like a tweaker to me.... ;D
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« Reply #6161 on: October 13, 2019, 10:12:59 AM »



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« Reply #6162 on: October 13, 2019, 02:45:18 PM »

Lot to be said for that cartoon.
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« Reply #6163 on: November 03, 2019, 06:17:01 PM »



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“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”  ~ Socrates

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« Reply #6164 on: November 03, 2019, 11:30:01 PM »

Tesla...................
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