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[Collegekid]

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

-George H.W. Bush

[Frenchfry]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/rnr/3221617948.html

[Baggins]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/rnr/3221617948.html

 

[The Fuzz]

Couple of favorites.

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember."  ~Author Unknown

"Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue."  ~Hermione Gingold

[The Fuzz]

LOL.....I found a few more good ones.

I hate women because they always know where things are.  ~Voltaire

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.  ~Samuel Johnson


Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.  ~William Shakespeare


Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.  ~James Thurber

A man chases a woman until she catches him.  ~American Proverb

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead

Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ***.  ~Author Unknown

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.  ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

[Professor H]

"I love blackjack but I'm not addicted to gambling.  I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle"
- Mitch Hedberg, author

"Luck is the residue of design: - Branch Rickey, baseball manager

[Forsythia]

[Tiny]

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."

- Henry Ford

[Mayonnaise]

"Is it too modern to notice that there is nothing [in the ten commandments] about the protection of children from cruelty, nothing about rape, nothing about slavery, and nothing about genocide?"

                                                                - Christopher Hitchens

[The Fuzz]

“Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

Mae West

[T-M-T]

“”If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly."

-Bill Maher

[Frenchfry]

[Professor H]

Since it has been 600 years they really needed to update the terminology for a Pope that resigns,

How about:

[Frenchfry]

"There are many members in the Republican caucus who do not believe in government. And bless their hearts, they act upon their beliefs. So day to day, we vote here on issues that eliminate government initiatives for clean air, clean water, food safety, public safety, public education, public transportation, public housing, public health, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security.

"They don't believe in a public role. And if you don't believe in a public role, then why do you even have to have taxes to pay for it? ... They're anti-government ideologues."

House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi