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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #420 on: July 10, 2012, 09:57:38 PM »

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #421 on: August 28, 2012, 11:37:16 AM »

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #423 on: October 14, 2012, 06:33:30 PM »

Couple of favorites.

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember."  ~Author Unknown

"Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue."  ~Hermione Gingold
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #424 on: October 14, 2012, 06:46:07 PM »

LOL.....I found a few more good ones.

I hate women because they always know where things are.  ~Voltaire

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.  ~Samuel Johnson


Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.  ~William Shakespeare


Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.  ~James Thurber

A man chases a woman until she catches him.  ~American Proverb

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead

Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ***.  ~Author Unknown

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.  ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #425 on: October 14, 2012, 11:13:19 PM »

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #426 on: October 17, 2012, 07:56:51 AM »

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #427 on: December 12, 2012, 08:06:10 PM »

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."

- Henry Ford
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« Reply #428 on: December 15, 2012, 08:35:10 AM »

"Is it too modern to notice that there is nothing [in the ten commandments] about the protection of children from cruelty, nothing about rape, nothing about slavery, and nothing about genocide?"

                                                                - Christopher Hitchens
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #429 on: December 15, 2012, 11:20:38 AM »

“Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #430 on: December 20, 2012, 11:51:44 AM »


“”If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly."

-Bill Maher
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #431 on: February 10, 2013, 04:15:02 PM »

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"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill

Willful ignorance, PaTROLLing, bullying, dishonesty, and hypocrisy are among the traits that are common amongst those that espouse the Republican/Conservative/Tea Party ideology.

A non-response doesn't mean you've won, it merely means the obnoxious, illiterate, right-wing morons have taken too much of my time already.

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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #432 on: February 18, 2013, 01:09:47 PM »

Since it has been 600 years they really needed to update the terminology for a Pope that resigns,

How about:
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #433 on: February 18, 2013, 08:30:59 PM »

"There are many members in the Republican caucus who do not believe in government. And bless their hearts, they act upon their beliefs. So day to day, we vote here on issues that eliminate government initiatives for clean air, clean water, food safety, public safety, public education, public transportation, public housing, public health, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security.

"They don't believe in a public role. And if you don't believe in a public role, then why do you even have to have taxes to pay for it? ... They're anti-government ideologues."

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"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill

Willful ignorance, PaTROLLing, bullying, dishonesty, and hypocrisy are among the traits that are common amongst those that espouse the Republican/Conservative/Tea Party ideology.

A non-response doesn't mean you've won, it merely means the obnoxious, illiterate, right-wing morons have taken too much of my time already.

April 11, 2008
"French Fry, please come back."
Dan Shaw (Managing Editor at Monroe Evening News)
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Re: Quips & Quotes
« Reply #434 on: October 02, 2013, 12:26:16 AM »

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers
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"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill

Willful ignorance, PaTROLLing, bullying, dishonesty, and hypocrisy are among the traits that are common amongst those that espouse the Republican/Conservative/Tea Party ideology.

A non-response doesn't mean you've won, it merely means the obnoxious, illiterate, right-wing morons have taken too much of my time already.

April 11, 2008
"French Fry, please come back."
Dan Shaw (Managing Editor at Monroe Evening News)
That's right. Still the only one invited to be a member of the forum so suck it up jealous fools.
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