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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6090 on: June 06, 2017, 04:51:29 PM »

I expect her to have a MBD any day now

I expect her to declare her candidacy.  She isn't a quitter!
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« Reply #6091 on: June 06, 2017, 05:10:27 PM »

I expect her to have a MBD any day now

I think the heaving drinking stops it... 

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« Reply #6092 on: June 15, 2017, 10:20:26 AM »

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« Reply #6093 on: June 15, 2017, 03:10:33 PM »


In her defense, look at what happened to the others that stood in the way of the Clintons
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6094 on: June 16, 2017, 07:39:19 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6095 on: June 16, 2017, 05:22:53 PM »

I expect her to declare her candidacy.  She isn't a quitter!
No, but she's an alcoholic.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6096 on: June 17, 2017, 11:48:24 AM »

No, but she's an alcoholic.

Probably - but she wouldn't be the first, and she wouldn't be the last either.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6097 on: June 19, 2017, 08:51:48 AM »



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« Reply #6098 on: June 19, 2017, 08:56:52 AM »

The left still doesn't get it -  but they've been calling for it...



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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6099 on: June 19, 2017, 10:30:31 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6100 on: June 19, 2017, 10:34:18 AM »

You're getting Trump confused with Clinton
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6101 on: June 19, 2017, 01:29:39 PM »

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Nancy Pelosi

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Nancy Pelosi

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #6103 on: June 26, 2017, 12:58:49 PM »

Goes to show that Money isn't "buying" elections like some seem to have claimed!   

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Nancy Pelosi

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« Reply #6104 on: June 26, 2017, 02:49:26 PM »

I'd say after Trump's Supreme Court decision this morning all for the travel ban, ther joke is on the 'nutty ninth'.
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