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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #150 on: November 16, 2008, 10:49:34 PM »

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May be what happened to the other libs as well.

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #151 on: November 17, 2008, 09:36:49 AM »


This is funny, but why does he look like a cross between Bobby Kennedy and John Edwards??
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #152 on: November 18, 2008, 09:01:27 AM »

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« Reply #153 on: November 24, 2008, 10:40:25 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #154 on: November 25, 2008, 11:40:08 AM »

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want
and adults pay for it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want
and their kids pay for it.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #155 on: December 28, 2008, 03:05:23 PM »


O-bomination
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He Ventured Forth to Bring Light to the World
, just for you, Fry... :D
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #156 on: December 29, 2008, 12:14:34 AM »

Here's a good one I found online:

There's an old joke about the president of the United States. Waiting outside his office to greet him is the pope of Rome and the chief rabbi of the Israelis. "Which one should I send in first?" an aide asks. "Send the pope in first," the president replies. "I'll only have to kiss his ring."

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #157 on: January 01, 2009, 10:01:36 AM »

Christmas is when the children receive the presents and the adults pay the bill.

Socialism is when the adults receive the presents and their children will pay the bill.

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #158 on: January 01, 2009, 11:21:25 AM »

Christmas is when the children receive the presents and the adults pay the bill.

Socialism is when the adults receive the presents and their children will pay the bill.


What do you call right now where the government is bailing out all its buddies and our kids will still be receiving the bill? This is not socialism, it's Good Ole Boy government as usual. Line each other's pockets and screw the rest!!!!  >:(
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #159 on: January 01, 2009, 05:03:50 PM »

Happy New Year!
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #160 on: January 01, 2009, 05:32:52 PM »

Happy New Year!

Pooooof

Now that was funny Griff!  ;)
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #161 on: January 01, 2009, 06:22:50 PM »

Happy New Year!
Pooooof

Now that was funny Griff!  ;)

I don't get it.  ???

Maybe firefox isn't rendering something
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This is what I see when I visit:

"Sorry Frenchfry, you are banned from posting and sending personal messages on this forum.
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No emails, no warnings, no communication whatsoever...just that ban

May be what happened to the other libs as well.

I guess disabling the report to admin link only on the lib side was indicative of the slanted games they play.

Enjoy your spoon-fed Faux News type right-wing echo-chamber.

Edited to add:

This is the only way to answer some of the questions posed:

1) I did nothing to warrant the banishment, it's political.

2) It's the router that's blocked but considering all the nonsense right-wing games being played by those running the site...it's just not worth it to bypass the banishment block.

3) The moron stalkers from MT contemplating a visit will be considered a threat and can expect to have a bad day if they act upon those idiotic thoughts.

bumfunkegypt@live.com

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #162 on: January 01, 2009, 10:52:48 PM »

I don't get it.  ???

Maybe firefox isn't rendering something

No, your web browser is working just fine.

Happy New Year!
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #163 on: January 02, 2009, 01:08:33 PM »



 Poooooof again

Now that one was even funnier Griff!  ;)
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #164 on: January 02, 2009, 04:44:26 PM »

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
In capitalism, man exploits man. In socialism, it's the other way around.

What would happen if a socialist republic were established in the middle of the Sahara desert?
Within three years, it would have to import sand.

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