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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #165 on: January 02, 2009, 06:43:50 PM »


 Poooooof again

Now that one was even funnier Griff!  ;)

I’m sorry…..Can anybody explain this…umm…..humor?  ???
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #166 on: January 03, 2009, 10:22:14 AM »

 The U.S. military formally handed authority over Baghdad's "Green Zone" to Iraqis on Thursday. President Bush didn't show, even though Iraqi reporters brought extra shoes.
-- And promised a shoe surge in his honor. (Joe Hickman)
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #167 on: January 03, 2009, 04:19:06 PM »

What is Socialism?

It's the triumph of ideology over common sense.

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #168 on: January 07, 2009, 08:17:22 AM »

"Bush said his brother, Jeb, would make a great president. That's all we need. Big Brother's little brother." --Bill Maher

"President Bush said he'd like to see his brother, Jeb, become president. Great campaign slogan -- 'Jeb Bush: Couldn't do any worse.'" --Jay Leno

"The president said his brother Jeb 'would be a great president.' I guess we voted for the wrong one then." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he wants to be president. Well that's good, somebody will have to pardon his brother." --David Letterman

"Rumor is that President Bush's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, may run for president. Rumor is? According to Florida voting machines, he's already won." --Jay Leno
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #169 on: January 08, 2009, 05:19:31 PM »

If we could communicate, rather than talk...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

 She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?"

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

 "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."


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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #170 on: January 08, 2009, 05:42:45 PM »

If we could communicate, rather than talk...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

 She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?"

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

 "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."


peace,
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I saw no inference of blame in the “joke” but looking at the gist of your posts…..I have to remind myself that you deny being a Republican…..somehow THAT makes me snicker.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #171 on: January 08, 2009, 06:01:29 PM »

"Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced that to avoid any election return problems in Florida this year, this time he is going to announce the results before people go into vote." --Jay Leno

"Governor Jeb Bush of Florida announced he was running for re-election. Not only did he announce he was running for re-election, he also announced what his final vote count would be." —Jay Leno

"There have been rumors swirling around Florida that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush had been cheating on his wife. But he says no, that's not true, technically he wasn't cheating, they only had dimpled sex. That's when it doesn't go all the way." —Jay Leno

"Actually, he especially denied having an affair with Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris. I believe him, I don't think he did. An affair with Katherine Harris? How much makeup would that leave on your collar? ... He said as a Republican, the only people he's been in bed with are the tobacco industry and the gun lobby." —Jay Leno

"Actually they said they don't really know how many women (Jeb Bush) has been with because since it is Florida, they're still counting. ... Boy talk about switches. During the last administration the president was accused of infidelity and his brother was an idiot. Now it is the other way around." —Jay Leno

"Jeb Bush went on TV the other day to deny rumors that he had a sexual relationship with a former Playboy Playmate. Oh! As a guy, that's got to kill you doesn't it? Having to deny to your friends that you had sex with a Playmate, even if you did." —Jay Leno

"Congratulations to Massachusetts Governor Jane Swift. She gave birth to twin girls yesterday. First time a governor has given birth to twins. She got a lot of calls. Governor Jeb Bush from Florida called her, not to congratulate her — just to deny that he was the father." —Jay Leno
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #172 on: January 08, 2009, 09:40:11 PM »

I saw no inference of blame in the “joke” but looking at the gist of your posts…..I have to remind myself that you deny being a Republican…..somehow THAT makes me snicker.

That's right... JFK Democrat. Lower taxes, strong on defense, you take care of you, I'll take care of me.

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #173 on: January 08, 2009, 09:50:05 PM »

That's right... JFK Democrat. Lower taxes, strong on defense, you take care of you, I'll take care of me.

peace,
Griff

Thanks for reaffirming your position….that’s the funny part….you’ve exhibited disdain for Democrats as if you agree primarily with the GOP.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #174 on: January 08, 2009, 10:01:53 PM »

Thanks for reaffirming your position….that’s the funny part….you’ve exhibited disdain for Democrats as if you agree primarily with the GOP.



That's because the current crop of Democrats are more socialist than my liking.

The current crop of Republicans are more stupid than my liking.

So maybe I am more accurately a Libertarian? Maybe JFK was as well?

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #175 on: January 09, 2009, 01:08:03 PM »

Jay Leno: "ABC has a new reality show about how our government protects our borders, waterways, and airports. Have you seen this? It's called 'Homeland Security USA,' or, as they call it in Afghanistan, 'the Terrorist Learning Channel.'"

Conan O'Brien: "On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will be riding in a brand new presidential limousine" made by General Motors. ... Yeah, the parade route is five miles long, so GM says Obama should only have to stop for gas twice."
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #176 on: January 09, 2009, 06:03:36 PM »

George Bush had difficulty understanding part of his speech and asked his advisor, "What's the difference between a surprise and a miracle."

The advisor thought for a moment, pointed out the White House window towards the Washington Monument and said: "If George Washington came back from his grave, it would be a surprise. If he didn't kick you in the A** for what you've done to this country, it would be a miracle."

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #177 on: January 15, 2009, 12:58:56 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #178 on: January 21, 2009, 05:35:45 PM »

George W. Bush will move to Dallas.

His new house isn’t the typical American home.

It’s not in foreclosure.     

             (Alan Ray)
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #179 on: January 23, 2009, 11:13:25 AM »

The REAL hero of the Hudson River plane crash...

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