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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2310 on: August 23, 2011, 08:34:08 AM »

I heard Obama hit his golf ball into some shrubbery off the fairway.

Don't blame him, though.




It was the bush's fault.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2311 on: August 25, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2312 on: August 29, 2011, 08:50:25 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2313 on: August 29, 2011, 03:59:30 PM »

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« Reply #2314 on: August 29, 2011, 04:37:51 PM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2315 on: August 29, 2011, 04:38:32 PM »

Smart kid....

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2317 on: August 29, 2011, 05:00:25 PM »

Ok last one for a while....

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2318 on: August 30, 2011, 09:17:38 AM »

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest patients:
there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, plus, the head and the  a $ $  are interchangeable.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2319 on: September 16, 2011, 12:53:45 PM »

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2320 on: September 29, 2011, 06:42:08 AM »

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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2321 on: November 09, 2011, 11:18:06 AM »

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?"

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow pick any other politician...
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2322 on: November 09, 2011, 11:53:10 AM »




Reminds me of some of the users here that use that pic as their avatar. 8* 8*
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2323 on: November 13, 2011, 02:18:22 PM »

I heard Obama hit his golf ball into some shrubbery off the fairway.

Don't blame him, though.




It was the bush's fault.

ha ha, good one.
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Re: Political jokes.
« Reply #2324 on: November 16, 2011, 10:12:49 AM »


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This is what I see when I visit:

"Sorry Frenchfry, you are banned from posting and sending personal messages on this forum.
This ban is not set to expire."

No emails, no warnings, no communication whatsoever...just that ban

May be what happened to the other libs as well.

I guess disabling the report to admin link only on the lib side was indicative of the slanted games they play.

Enjoy your spoon-fed Faux News type right-wing echo-chamber.

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This is the only way to answer some of the questions posed:

1) I did nothing to warrant the banishment, it's political.

2) It's the router that's blocked but considering all the nonsense right-wing games being played by those running the site...it's just not worth it to bypass the banishment block.

3) The moron stalkers from MT contemplating a visit will be considered a threat and can expect to have a bad day if they act upon those idiotic thoughts.

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