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[MonroeMom]

Gore?

You just beat me to it!!

[Normal Joe]

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you

[zard0z]

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you

No, that's because Bill just told us what "isn't" sex...LOL

[BigRedDog]

Nobody said Bill Clinton??
Shame on you

he couldn't even define it...  how could he have invented it....     besides, did we ever decide if it was or wasn't

[DundeeDad]

This is just about as much sex that I get at home.
 

That's hilarious!

[DundeeDad]

It's nice to know that no matter how old we get, we still have enough energy to read, write, and think about it

[christfollower]

So who invented sex?

God invented sex, to be used as an enjoyable experience between a husband and his wife. This was another gift that God had given us for married couples to enjoy. Unfortunatly man has distorted this gift as well. Fornication (sex outside of marriage) Audultry, and Homosexuality.

[BigRedDog]

It's nice to know that no matter how old we get, we still have enough energy to read, write, and think about it

When I was little we would go to visit my Great Grandparents in Lansing...   great Grandpa would mostly just sit on the front porch in his rocking chair...    he'd sit and rock and smile...   I wondered what it was that he was smiling about...   I think I've finally figured it out

[lordfly]

God invented sex, to be used as an enjoyable experience between a husband and his wife. This was another gift that God had given us for married couples to enjoy. Unfortunatly man has distorted this gift as well. Fornication (sex outside of marriage) Audultry, and Homosexuality.

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.

[DundeeDad]

Either that or he was singing "peaceful easy feeling" by the Eagles in his head!

[Normal Joe]

Gore did not invent sex.
Gore invented the snow job

[DundeeDad]

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.

I'm glad it was intended to be enjoyable.  With the trillion nerve endings down there it would be tough to pull off the act any other way.

[Normal Joe]

Right Answer.
God did invent sex.
God also gave a book of rules that govern sex.
When you do not obey the rules nothing good happens.
If you don't believe that, try to assemble a child's toy without reading the instructions.
It never turns out the way it should. Something is always missing.

[christfollower]

Also anything other than missionary. Strict no-no.

And having sex out of wedlock while eating shellfish is like speeding in the car pool lane on the highway to hell.

There you go making assumption based upon what you have heard from someone in the past, rather than sound biblical doctine. Hebrews 13:4 reads " Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but fornicators, and adulterers God will judge"  Translation: Anything that a husband and wife do in their bed is honored by God. Sex was meant to be enjoyed man distorted it.

[lordfly]

There you go making assumption based upon what you have heard from someone in the past, rather than sound biblical doctine. Hebrews 13:4 reads " Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but fornicators, and adulterers God will judge"  Translation: Anything that a husband and wife do in their bed is honored by God. Sex was meant to be enjoyed man distorted it.

So oral and sodomy is alright?

I'm not being flippant, I'm just trying to clarify.